A great man of the Northern Song Dynasty

After Boss Zhao gained power, the political style of the Song Dynasty suddenly changed and became extremely conservative.

We need to have a good relationship with scholars, we need to have a heart-to-heart relationship with Zaifu...

Therefore, the future emperors were aggrieved by the rules that Boss Zhao had made, but they could not complain.

As for Zhao Laoer, he didn't know if he had a guilty conscience or something, but he took this style to the extreme.

When he came to Zhenzong, he wrote a poem to encourage learning and let the world know that the royal family and the scholars were really connected.

Come and live a good life with my old Zhao family.

But Zhenzong is a piece of mud. There is no doubt about this. The foundation of the Song Dynasty was hollowed out by this guy.

Fortunately, his son Zhao Zhen was not bad. He had been cultivating himself for many years, and at least the Song Dynasty had some improvement.

But the problems in the Song Dynasty were already deep-rooted and had become multiple cancers. Renzong struggled once during the Qingli period, but was frightened by the counterattack of vested interests, and he did not dare to mention reform anymore.

And the clan is a cancer.

They are not engaged in production, but will be promoted to officials at the age of five, and they will have an iron rice bowl from then on.

It would be fine if the clan had a small number of people, but now that the clan has successfully exceeded the thousand-person mark, the financial pressure has become even greater.

Last time, Shen An quietly did some calculations through a relationship, but was shocked to the point of peeing.

The clan's expenses were twice as high as those of officials in Beijing, and weddings, funerals and various rewards were not included.

This is a cancer.

It would be fine if he was honest, but today it seems that someone is dishonest.

Zhao Yunliang muttered: "My loyalty can be seen in the sun and the moon."

"Bullshit!"

Shen An didn't believe in loyalty at all, and neither did Zhao Zhen.

Otherwise, there is no point in Zhao Yunliang pretending to be a lunatic at home.

"It's not a good thing for young people to be aggressive. They are too sharp...and easy to break."

A voice came, and Shen An looked and saw a man walking over. He said calmly: "A certain Zuo Longwu Army general, Shenzhou Defense Envoy Zhao Zong'e."

Many people in the clan are arrogant. This Zhao Zong'e is Zhao Yunning's son and is considered a close relative, so he is very arrogant.

Which crotch was not closed properly and let you out?

Shen An said with a smile: "It's too sharp and easy to break? I don't know about this, but when I kill enemies in the battle formation, I always feel that the long knife in my hand is not sharp enough, and I wish I could cut it in two." , those internal organs will flow out... Do you know the color of human intestines?"

There was a moment of difficulty swallowing saliva around, and Zhao Zong'e's expression changed slightly in front of him.

These clans have been pampered since childhood and have never worried about their future. They have never seen such cruelty.

Shen An was like a devil spitting venom from his mouth: "Colorful and colorful, no matter how handsome or beautiful the person is, their intestines are all colorful and smelly...and those fat meats...most The good ones are fat and thin...the fat is all yellow, just like the fat chicken..."

"vomit!"

Zhao Zong'e was trying hard to control himself, but he couldn't help but vomited.

"Hey! What is this? Intestines?"

Shen An took a few steps back with a look of disgust.

There was a bit of green in the vomit, which was probably due to the late breakfast and the lack of digestion.

"vomit!"

Someone was vomiting behind him, and Shen An said innocently: "He asked this, he just said it casually."

Zhao Yunbi was also a little disgusted. He said in a deep voice: "The power of words..."

Shen An's expression suddenly became sharp and he said, "What were you doing when I was killing enemies for the Song Dynasty?"

He has long disliked this old guy.

He pretends to be a serious person all day long, but he can't hide the greed in his bones. His coveting of the throne makes him start to show off frequently.

What he didn't know was that when Zhao Zhen died, this series of performances would be called wonderful...

Zhao Yunbi snorted coldly and said, "I'm waiting for Mr. Tianhuang..."

"Oh my god, sister!"

Zhao Yunbi couldn't help changing his color and said angrily: "What did you say?"

Shen An took a step closer and said, "I lived and died for the Song Dynasty in the southwest, protecting my family and country. But if the soldiers knew that they were protecting idiots like you, I'm afraid they would rather let the enemy in and kill you!"

Cool!

Shen An finally vented his anger on this group of clans, and by the way, he changed Lao Zhao's plan.

Don't you want to tag me?

Okay, wait until I disrupt your idea of ​​uniting with the clan first.

Lao Zhao couldn't resist the alliance between Zhao Yunbi and Zhao Yunliang, so he took this opportunity to win over a few allies.

But now that Shen An was messing with her, all the allies were squatting on the ground and vomiting. What a waste!

——You have no right to arrange my future!

This is Shen An's hint.

His words were a bit out of line, and most of the clan members glared at him, but they succeeded in stopping the vomiting.

"Ahem!"

Zhao Yunrang is here.

The atmosphere at the scene was tense. Zhao Yunrang knew that his plan had failed when he saw it, so he asked: "What's the fuss about?"

A junior talked about the conflict just now, and Zhao Yunrang's eyes became helpless, and then he cursed: "Isn't it just intestines? Vomit! I eat fried fat sausage every now and then, and the braised large intestine tastes good too..."

vomit!

That Zhao Zong'e vomited again.

Zhao Yunrang looked at him helplessly, shook his head and said: "Originally, I thought you were a tough guy, but now it seems..."

Old Zhao had a good impression of Zhao Zong'e, but this guy didn't live up to his expectations.

Zhao Zong'e felt great regret and was about to say something nice, but Shen An said hypocritically: "You looked a little tired before, but you were quite angry. Do you know why?"

Zhao Zong'e shook his head, and Shen An said with concern: "This is virtual fire. Has it been... recently?"

He smiled, very evilly: "Have you played with women too much? Do you have night sweats when you sleep at night?"

Zhao Zong'e looked shocked and blurted out: "How do you know?"

Shen An was just guessing wildly. When he saw Zhao Zonge's face flushed and his words lacking energy, he thought of the symptoms on the telephone poles in later generations.

The old military doctor can cure all diseases!

What...what...it's hard to say, but the old military doctor cured it.

Zhao Zong'e was not asking for it. Shen An sighed: "Be in moderation! Come back...eat more beans, preferably roasted or stir-fried. They are fragrant, but be careful..."

He stood with his hands behind his back, exuding an expert aura.

"It's best to detoxify... By the way, can you eat fried beans?"

Everyone shook their heads, no one was short of money, and eating mutton was the way to go. Who the hell eats fried beans?

That’s right!

If you don’t eat fried beans regularly, you don’t know the consequences.

Shen An nodded and said: "This recipe is extremely simple, but it can detoxify."

"Detox? How?"

Zhao Zong'e suddenly remembered Shen An's nickname, 'The Successor of Mangshan Miracle Doctor', and this man was extremely medically virtuous. Even though Han Qi was his enemy, he still gave him a prescription to treat stomach problems. Han Qi followed the instructions, and now he is so fat that he can eat a sheep in one meal.

When Shen An saw that he had fallen into the trap, he said, "It will... there will be some arrow energy."

Zhao Zonge was stunned. Shen An thought he didn't understand the word, so he said, "He just knows how to fart!"

Zhao Zong'e nodded and said: "A certain person has been suffering from night sweats recently. He is not in good spirits and has a lot of anger..."

"This is right!"

Shen An stretched out his hand to stroke his beard. Halfway through, he remembered that he didn't have a beard, so he changed direction, patted Zhao Zong'e on the shoulder, and said, "Keep eating, there will be many benefits."

"Thank you."

Zhao Zonge bowed sincerely to express his thanks, and Shen An said with a smile, "It's just a small thing. I sweep the floor on weekdays for fear of killing ants, and care about moths covering lamps. This is just a small thing for you."

Come and thank me after you become the Fart King of Bianliang.

"Anbei is coming with someone."

Zhao Zongshi, who had been watching all this, suddenly spoke up. He stood up slowly, nodded to the clan members, and then walked out.

Just now he allowed Shen An to break his father's wishful thinking, and now he is here to clean up the mess, which can be said to be as immovable as a mountain.

Shen An and him walked out of here and turned to the path on the right.

Zhao Zongshi's face was pale, but his expression was calm.

He turned around and saw Shen An looking at the surrounding scenery carelessly, and said with a smile: "Many things are fate. My father is unwilling to accept his fate, and he is unwilling to admit defeat. Today's gathering is just wishful thinking. Those people... each have their own thoughts, but in reality They are both unwilling to take action without seeing any benefits. Zhao Yunliang and Zhao Yunbi are getting involved together. If they are willing to give benefits..."

There was a cold expression between his brows, and then he looked at Shen An.

Is this a test to teach me?

Shen An said honestly: "The official family is going to be dissatisfied."

Clan cliques... I don’t have a son yet, what are you trying to do?

Zhao Zhen is not a good person.

Zhao Zongshi smiled and said, "You are good."

"My father is chaotic when he cares. He always feels that our family should find an ally. But my family used to be a loner. If we had allies, we would be helpless... Don't blame my father. He has no bad intentions towards you."

Shen An nodded and said, "I know this."

Old Zhao made intermittent mistakes, and Shen An could have laughed it off, but Zhao Zonge came out to question him, which made him a little angry, so he deceived him and made the clan members embarrassed.

"You! You will be punished."

Zhao Zongshi walked slowly. Looking from behind, he looked particularly lonely.

As the saying goes, neurotic patients think broadly, while anxious patients think narrowly...

Shen An was thinking wildly and felt that retribution was not in line with his moral standards, so he explained casually: "Today's clan gathering, I'm afraid the officials will pay attention to it. If we are all in harmony, there will definitely be some trouble later."

Zhao Zongshi's body trembled, and Shen An knew that he had heard it, so he continued: "The official body is getting worse and worse, but the emperor is the emperor. No matter what time, the most intolerable thing they can tolerate is the challenge to that throne. ……today……"

Zhao Zongshi turned around, with a sad look on his eyebrows, and said, "I am a little worried about this matter, but my father is very interested..."

Whatever Lao Zhao wants to do, no one can stop him.

Even seeking death cannot stop him.

Shen An rolled his eyes, "How about... spread a lie to make the king angry, and then have a fight with Zhao Yunbi and the others..."

Zhao Zongshi hesitated, and Shen An sighed: "The county king wants to use today's gathering to counterattack Zhao Yunliang and Zhao Yunbi, but this is not a good thing!"

Zhao Zongshi said: "That's all, let me go and talk about it."

Shen An held up his hand, and after Zhao Zongshi returned, Zhao Zhongzhen came out from the side.

"Brother Anbei, I have prepared a lot of good things."

Shen An asked with a dark look on his face: "Can you let me go?"

Zhao Zhongzhen turned his eyes away and nodded slightly.

Shen An raised his hand, and finally held back and asked, "Who did you give it to?"

Zhao Zhongzhen lowered his head and said: "Give it to Zhao Yunbi and Zhao Zong'e..."

fine!

This kid actually knows the truth about fiction and reality.

Zhao Zonge has a good relationship with this party. If he is also tricked, Zhao Yunbi will not be able to accuse him of being the mastermind of the county prince's palace.

Shen An was in a good mood, and after chatting with him for a while, UU Reading www.uukｎshu.net heard a commotion over there.

It turned out that Zhao Yunrang and Zhao Yunbi were quarreling. Zhao Yunrang was very powerful, but Zhao Yunbi was unable to defeat him. In the end, he became angry and started to attack. Who would have thought that Zhao Yunrang thought that he was really going to take action, so he struck first...

The two of them hurried over and saw Zhao Yunrang laughing with a black eye, while Zhao Yunbi, who was being helped back with bruises on his face, obviously suffered a loss.

Zhao Zhongzhen watched Zhao Yunbi go away coldly, and said: "If I had known earlier, I should have given more medicine to prevent him from pulling out for ten and a half days..."

Shen An glanced at him and groaned secretly in his heart.

What kind of monster did I teach you?

He turned out to be a drug user.

It used to be diarrhea, but now it's constipation. After he becomes a proficient in playing, the people in the palace will be unlucky in the future.

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