A great man of the Northern Song Dynasty
Chapter 43 How to Become a Dandy
What is the most popular in Bianliang?
This is the answer Shen An has determined many times since coming to Bianliang.
Brothel!
There are so many brothels in Bianliang that people feel like they are in a hundred gardens.
There are many brothels, but officials are not allowed in or out.
Of course, if you think this ban can suppress the restless hearts of officials, you will be disappointed.
At night, Bianliang is brightly lit, as if it were daytime.
Zhao Zhongzhen was a little nervous, so he glanced at the calm Shen An on the left and asked, "Have you been here?"
Shen An shook his head, and Zhao Zhongzhen said disappointedly: "You haven't been here before and you don't know the rules."
"It's just a brothel, what nonsense are the rules? Go in and take a look."
Shen An went in first. Zhao Zhongzhen looked around guiltily, then turned around and looked behind him before following in.
Magnificent...
Shen An only felt that his eyes were full of light and smiles.
"Master 1...2! Ladies, hurry up and come!"
The boy who signed up looked at Zhao Zhongzhen in disbelief, and then said to the boy next to him: "I bet that kid definitely doesn't have that ability."
Zhao Zhongzhen really didn't have that ability and was even a little panicked.
Shen An glared at the guy, then followed him up to the second floor.
"Mr. Lang..."
Then he saw the prosperity and charm.
Most of his previous mental construction also collapsed.
The two brothel rookies were well arranged by the two women and even ordered takeout.
"Some fried quail!"
"Have a piece of puffer fish..."
Damn it!
Shen An was instantly frightened.
After waiting for a while, the takeaway order came, and Zhao Zhongzhen ate it especially deliciously.
This naughty kid is here to see the world and eat.
I also want to drink by the way.
Snapped!
Shen An slapped his hand that was reaching for the wine bottle away, "Children are not allowed to drink!"
Shen An glanced at the woman next to Zhao Zhongzhen. The woman smiled and said, "Don't worry, Mr. Lang. I'm still young, and I know what's appropriate."
Shen An nodded, then drank slowly with a glass of wine, experiencing the nightlife of Song Dynasty.
"The slave is a female actress, good at singing and dancing."
The woman next to Shen An whispered about her profession.
——Female prostitutes sell their skills but not their bodies; female prostitutes sell their skills but also their bodies!
This is a sign that these two women have figured out their identities as brothel rookies.
In addition, it shows that these two women look down on them.
The so-called performing arts and not selling one's body is just a gimmick. If you really have money, just throw it at them, and you will definitely get them into bed.
Shen An and the two looked like country bumpkins who had no money but wanted to expand their horizons, so they were naturally disliked.
Shen An didn't feel dissatisfied and took a piece of raw fish and ate it. Then he felt the taste of puffer fish carefully and was a little disappointed.
That is ordinary!
Someone is playing the piano outside, and the sound of the piano comes slowly.
Zhao Zhongzhen was very polite when eating. Shen An felt bored when he saw this, so he fought with him.
When the two of them grabbed most of the food under the disdainful looks of the two women, the nightlife officially began.
"Onion-splashed rabbit... Jiao-zhao kidney... Hand-washing crab..."
"Huima grapes, stir-fried ginkgo... Xichuan lactose..."
"Chicken skin drink, apricot slices...spicy radish..."
The cries of vendors came from outside the window, one after another.
Under the light, the two women were chatting with smiles, leaving the two rookies aside.
Does this still have professional ethics?
Shen An was still in his heart and said, "Let's sing a song."
Just like that so-and-so singer in later generations, Shen An's tone was very sophisticated, which made the two female actors who thought he was a rookie feel regretful.
Did you despise him?
The brothel business in Bianliang is booming these days, and the competition is fierce. If you want to kill them, you can only kill the rookies!
So they cheered up.
"The chilling cicada is miserable, and I am facing Changtingwan..."
Liu Yong's poems will always be the favorite of brothel girls, and no one can replace this.
The female actress sang with a sweet voice. Another female prostitute danced beside her.
She had seen many meat-selling dances in her previous life, so Shen An just listened to the songs, leaned against the window and looked down at the excitement. Then the two women downgraded him to a rookie again, and thought that this guy didn't scream and was a chick.
An old man was wandering on the street with a child in his arms. Behind him was a servant girl. She was nervous and wanted to take the child back, but the old man pretended not to see her.
"Wow!"
The child finally cried, and the old man frantically coaxed him a few times, but to no avail, so he depressedly handed the child over to the servant woman, then looked up to the sky and sighed.
Then he saw Shen An.
Shen An quickly retracted his head, then stood up and prepared to run away.
"Lang Jun, do you want to leave?"
But the vigilant female actress immediately called for someone to come.
Don’t even think about having sex for free in Bianliang!
No, it’s for free.
Shen An hurriedly gave the money, but it turned out to be an increase of 30%.
The man collecting the money said stiffly: "It's cold outside."
Cold sister!
This is blackmail!
Shen An finally became more mature and expressed his eagerness to leave the scene more clearly, but this profiteer took advantage of him.
He turned around and looked behind him. The two women smiled slightly and then turned around.
This is all a set-up!
A similar routine to the Immortal Dance.
He quietly took a look outside the gate. When he didn't see the person, he comforted himself and said: "My speed is not something that ordinary people can see..."
As soon as he stepped out, he heard a dry cough from his right side.
"You hang out in a brothel at a young age. Are you feeling decadent?"
Bao Zheng stood on the side with a straight face, UU reading www.uukanshu.net The maid next to him was coaxing his son.
This old guy actually goes shopping at night?
After seeing the evasive Zhao Zhongzhen, Bao Zheng's anger could almost burn the night sky.
"That's a member of the clan, and if it doesn't work out...you are so bold. If you teach me bad things, do you know the consequences?"
"Ten years old! It's simply shocking that a ten-year-old child comes to a brothel. If I hadn't come here today, your good reputation would have spread all over Bianliang tomorrow!"
"Hey! Old man, do you want to ruin my family's reputation?"
Two stout women rushed out, one holding a bowl of Erchen soup and drinking it.
When they saw that Bao Zheng was old and Shen An was young, the two women shouted: "If you dare to ruin my family's reputation outside, get out!"
It was probably the first time that Lao Bao was told to get lost, so he was stunned.
The woman who drank the Erchen soup became angry, and then she threw out the Erchen soup in her hands.
Well……
Shen An looked at Bao Zheng's face and was confused.
Zhao Zhongzhen was also dumbfounded, but the kid was not bad. He subconsciously took out a handkerchief to wipe Bao Zheng's face.
Bao Zheng slowly stretched out his hand and wiped his face. The woman shouted uncontrollably: "If you don't get out, I'll break your legs!"
Shen An silently mourned for this brothel for three seconds in his heart, and then said: "They just overcharged me by 30%..."
Bao Zheng slowly raised his hand, and immediately a group of sergeants on night watch rushed behind him.
The two women already felt that something was wrong, and just as they were laughing and preparing to ask questions, Bao Zheng said in a deep voice: "There is a love affair in this family."
"Help!"
The sergeants rushed in, and there was chaos inside.
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