A Hundred Ways To Kill A Heartthrob

Even if I complain, I still have to go to the imperial court to serve. Whoever makes each other the emperor, they are just ministers.

After Shi Ji took a bath, he went away with a stinky face. After nightfall, the accompanying Yulin Army had already set up a tent, and the emperor's tent was in the middle. As soon as Shi Ji walked to the tent, he was stopped by the **** on the side.

The **** licked his waist, "Master, please come and change your clothes with the minion."

"Change clothes? What clothes to change?" Shi Ji wrinkled his brows, and then he realized that it was Shen Jue who disliked that his clothes were too hard, and asked him to change clothes. Unlike the exquisite Wen Yurong, Shi Ji never cared about the clothes he wears, as long as he can wear it.

There was no uprising, no war, Shi Ji wore his usual uniforms, but he was disliked.

Shi Ji's face became more stinky when he changed his clothes. The palace man next to him saw it and did not dare to say anything. Shi Ji's grandfather was an veteran of the Three Dynasties, and his father was a great general with great military exploits. Even Shi Ji had military skills. It can only be said that Shi Ji has the ability to put on a face.

Shi Ji took a deep breath before reaching the tent of the emperor and put away his ugly face. He strode in and felt the heat in the tent was very high.

Even if it is so hot, the person lying in the quilt doesn't seem to feel it at all, his face is pale and his lips are even paler.

"come here."

As soon as Shi Ji came in, he heard the other party speak.

Shi Ji paused, moved over reluctantly, and was hugged as soon as he got on the bed. His eyebrows twitched, and he looked down at the sick emperor who quickly nestled into his arms, "Your Majesty."

"Ok?"

Hugging the human-shaped stove, Shen Jue felt alive. When will it be summer?

"How long is your Majesty going to hold the Weichen? So that the Weichen knows a little bit." Shi Ji said.

Shen Jue put his face on Shiji's chest and replied wearily: "Naturally it will be all night, why? No?"

Unwilling.

Shi Ji twitched the corners of his lips, "No." After a pause, he said again, "Can the Weichen adjust his posture?"

"Yeah." Shen Jue agreed.

Shi Ji was really strong, so he hugged Shen Jue directly, then got up and took off his clothes so that only his shirt was left. In fact, he even wanted to take off his shirt, but he was afraid of being touched, so he still reluctantly put on his shirt. .

After taking off his clothes, he loosened his hair again before lying down on the couch.

After Shi Ji lay down, he stretched out his hand to catch Shen Jue sitting next to him, squeezed his big hand directly, and pushed Shen Jue's face back to his chest again.

Shen Jue frowned when he was pressed, "Shi Ji!"

Shi Ji released his hand, "The minister is strong. If there is any offense to your majesty, I hope your majesty will forgive you."

Shen Jue stared at Shi Ji with deep eyes for a while, then got down. After he got down, he did not forget to pull the quilt up, covering himself completely, only a little bit of hair was exposed.

Shi Ji folded his hands behind his head and closed his eyes. He has been marching and fighting all year round, and he has slept everywhere, but he has never slept on the dragon bed. This couch is really soft enough, and the people on it are also soft.

He sneered inwardly, how could such a soft-footed shrimp become an emperor? It is estimated that he could beat the opponent to death with one punch. If the opponent was not the emperor, he would have turned his face long ago, and let such a soft-footed shrimp lie on him, hum.

Shen Juehe looked at it and thought very simple.

The bear under him is really warm in his arms.

Compared with Shen Jue's comfort, Shi Ji was not very comfortable, but he could bear it, and fell asleep until the next morning.

He was used to getting up early, and he heard a hum from his body as soon as he moved. Hearing this sound, Shi Ji hadn't fully woken up yet. He was sleeping stiffly because of a heavy object on his body, but he moved before he realized what the heavy object was on his body, and his waist was still rising. For a moment.

After it was over, Shi Ji remembered where he was and what the heavy object was.

His eyes changed slightly, and he lowered his eyes to watch a head slowly popping out from under the quilt on his body.

The owner of the head seemed to be angry, with anger in his eyes, "Shi Ji! You are presumptuous."

I don’t know if it’s because of sleeping well, Shen Jue's face looks much better today, with healthy rosy on her cheeks for the first time.

Shi Ji twisted his eyebrows, and said helplessly: "Your Majesty, this is a normal reaction of a man. It will happen in the morning, and the ministers can't help it."

Shen Jue didn't expect this Shi Ji to be so faceless and skinless, he didn't put him as an emperor in his eyes, and he said that he was a normal man. He gritted his teeth and wanted to get up first, but he had been lying on Shiji last night and maintained this posture. His body was also stiff when he got up. When he got up, he staggered and fell again, pressing one hand directly. Go down.

Shi Ji: "!!!"

He took a breath.

Thanks to Shen Jue's weak hands and feet, and low strength, but this is even more embarrassing, because he...

Shi Ji's lips trembled, and the face that had just been righteous just now lost its blood.

Shen Jue seemed to have noticed something. He looked up and saw Shi Ji's eyes become indescribable. After a while, Shi Ji slapped Shi Ji's face.

Then he was kicked down.

"roll!"

Shi Ji rolled obediently, but walked forward, not forgetting to take away his coat. When he got out of the tent, he wanted to tie his coat around his waist visibly, and if a palace official saluted him, he waved his hand perfunctorily.

Seeing that the palace who was taking care of him lowered his voice, "Hurry up and get me water, cold water will do."

Fuck, I'm embarrassed today!

...

Wen Yurong looked at Shi Ji, who had been blushing and white, and wondering: "What's the matter with you?"

Shi Ji was staring out of the car window. Hearing Wen Yurong's words, he didn't dare to turn his eyes, "It's okay."

A thought flashed in Wen Yurong's eyes, "You didn't practice martial arts today."

"Ah, I'm too tired today. Besides, I have to rush on the road and don't have time to practice." Shi Ji coughed. After speaking, he fanned himself with a hand fan.

"Really?" Wen Yurong looked at Shi Ji and fanned, "Is it hot? Would you like to take off your coat?"

"No! No need!" Shi Ji didn't know what he had thought of, and quickly refused, with a strange blush on his face.

One day today, Shen Jue did not ask Shi Ji to wait in front of the imperial court again. Until nightfall, when the team just stopped to rest and was about to be stationed, the servants of the palace beside Shen Jue walked to the carriage of Wen and Shi.

"Master Wen, Master of Normal University." The palace man saluted the two.

"What's the matter?" Shi Ji recognized the visitor, and the palace man who asked him to change clothes last night was the other party. He lifted his chin, "Does your majesty call me to go?"

The palace man showed an awkward smile, "No, your Majesty invited Master Wen to come over for dinner."

Shi Ji looked at Wen Yurong next to him, his expression a little embarrassed, "Is it? It doesn't matter to me, then I went for a walk, and after a day of riding in the car, my **** was stiff."

Wen Yurong nodded to the palace man when she saw Shi Ji leave, "The troublesome father-in-law took me there."

"Master Wen, you are welcome." The palace man smiled and quickly led Wen Yurong forward.

"How is your majesty today?" Wen Yurong Zhuang asked inadvertently.

The palace man thought for a while before he replied: "Your Majesty is the same as in the past, but in the morning, it seems that the teacher's name was said."

Wen Yurong frowned thoughtfully, and when he arrived at Yuqian, he gathered his face and bowed, just as before.

Shen Jue glanced at him and said, "Today the Imperial Forest Army hunted a lamb and made a roasted whole lamb. You can't finish this roasted leg of lamb by yourself. You can eat it."

The mutton is extremely fishy. Wen Yurong doesn’t even touch it in the mansion. Even the smell of mutton would be uncomfortable. But when he heard Shen Jue’s words, his expression did not change. He sat down and stretched out his chopsticks to move the roast lamb. leg.

Shen Jue knew that Wen Yurong would not touch mutton. He watched Wen Yurong eat the whole roast leg of lamb before he put on a smile on his face, "Looking at Yurong eating, everyone has an appetite." He turned to face. The palace man next to him said, "Remove the meal. By the way, this bowl of soup will be sent to Shi Ji to make up for it."

Shen Jue looked at Wen Yurong again after giving orders to the palace clerk, "Come here after the bath."

"Yes." Wen Yurong got up and walked out. As soon as he got out of the tent, he covered his lips. When he was far away and avoiding the crowd, he suddenly bent over and vomited all the lamb he had eaten.

When Shi Ji saw the soup cup delivered to his table, he raised his eyebrows, "Your Majesty rewarded it?" As he said, he stretched out his hand and opened the lid and saw the sheep whip in the soup.

Shi Ji: "..."

The palace man gave an embarrassed smile, "Your Majesty said that the soup bowl is empty, and the slave can go back."

Shi Ji's face turned blue, and he took the jade chopsticks to pick up the sheep whip and threw it into the empty bowl on the side. Then he stretched out his hand to lift the soup cup, raised his head, and drank all the soup in one breath.

"All right?" Shi Ji showed the empty soup cup to the palace clerk.

The palace man glanced at the sheep whip in the empty bowl, and said nothing.

Shi Ji: "..."

dry! Is that edible? !

Forget it.

He snorted heavily, picked up the sheep whip, and gnawed it. The palace man saw it, and his eyes were a little admired. When Shi Ji finally finished eating, he breathed a sigh of relief, "Your lord has finished eating, then the servant can go back to order."

Shi Ji grabbed the palace man by the collar, "Wait, you come back. I have finished eating, you can help me ask your Majesty, what rewards do you have?"

The reward came the next day.

Another cup of sheep whip soup.

...

Because of vomiting, Wen Yurong took a full bath three times before putting on clothes and gargle seven or eight times before going to the tent of the emperor.

When he entered the tent, he found that Shen Jue was not lying on the couch, but sitting on the opposite chair with a book in his hand.

The winter is over, he is still wearing a thick fox fur coat, and the red fox fur on the collar surrounds his face. As a backdrop, it seems that his face is a little bloody.

"Yurong, come and help Gu take a look at this." Shen Jue raised his eyes and said to Wen Yurong.

Wen Yurong wore a silver-white uniform today, and his whole person was like an immortal under the moon, but it was a pity that Shen Jue took away his eyes after only one glance.

Wen Yurong walked up to Shen Jue after saluting, and took a closer look at the book Shen Jue was reading. As soon as she saw it, Yu Bai's face became hot.

"Explain, what does this passage mean?" Shen Jue said softly.

This rich, well-rounded champion man couldn't help but climb into a blush on his face. When he was studying in the academy, he was able to fight against the Confucian scholars, but at this time, he was unable to speak and became clumsy.

After a while, he lowered his voice and grunted out.

After hearing this, Shen Jue blinked, "I didn't expect that the Buddhist school still has this kind of cultivation method. It is a bit interesting to joy Buddha."

As he said, he reached out and grabbed Wen Yurong's hand and pulled the person on his leg. It was just that Shen Jue overestimated his body. When Wen Yurong sat down, he couldn't bear it first, and he took a breath of pain. .

Wen Yurong was greatly embarrassed, got up quickly, and said at a loss: "Weichen is too serious, did you hurt Your Majesty?"

Shen Jue was a little angry in his heart, but today's drama has already begun and it cannot end like this. So he endured the pain and stood up, pulled Wen Yurong to the side of the collapse and sat down, then climbed up by himself and sat down.

"Is it this pose?"

Wen Yurong was silent for a moment, and then he supported Shen Jue's buttocks with his hands, folded his legs, and then let go, pulling the person tightly, his chest pressed, "That's it."

I have to say that the champion is very rigorous, and no mistake is allowed. It's just that the two people are so close, the atmosphere is entangled, and the atmosphere is more embarrassing.

Shen Jue sat for a while, unable to sit still, and actively wanted to get up. It was just that he got up, his legs softened, and sat back again.

Wen Yurong's forehead immediately oozes sweat.

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