A Hundred Ways To Kill A Heartthrob

Sang Xinghe's eyebrows jumped.

He felt that he was going to be driven mad by the lunatic Yuci.

He couldn't help but think of the scene when Yuci confessed to him. At that time, Yuci wore a very nasty pink dress. He was obviously invited to fight, but he was still holding a peach blossom in his hand. It was already four. Yue, I don’t know where he got the peach blossoms.

Yuci chanted a long love poem to Sang Xinghe. He said whatever it was, what tossing and turning, and what words were boring. Fortunately, Sang Xinghe walked the rivers and lakes for many years, and he was considered to have seen the world. He very politely refused Yuci, and declined the peach blossoms that Yuci had to send.

Unexpectedly, Yuci, who was still smiling like a flower, turned his face instantly, threw the peach blossom to the ground, stomped it badly and ran away. When Sang Xinghe saw him again, he was successfully attacked by Yuci and wasted all his efforts.

The master originally said that Shijue Island is an out-and-out magic sect. The people inside are reckless and perverted. He didn't care about it at first, but now when Yuci is a lunatic, he finally understands why Shijue Island is in the arena. So notorious.

Sang Xinghe tried to calm down and reason with the other party, "Yuci, can you go out first? He can't sleep with you."

After hearing this, Yu Ci couldn't understand why the dwarf could accompany Sang Xinghe to sleep, but he couldn't accompany him. Besides, he didn't want to sleep with the dwarf, just let him massage.

"Why can't you accompany me to sleep?" As long as Yuci can't sleep enough, his thinking will become more weird than usual. "I said I can wait. You shouldn't do it all night, right? I'll stay with you in the middle of the night. What's wrong with staying with me in the middle of the night? It's fair. The dwarf eats food from my Shijue Island. I let him sleep with me. What's the matter? I'm not going to do that stuff."

Sang Xinghe felt that he couldn't make sense. He was silent for a moment, pulled the clothes next to him and put it on, got out of bed to block Yuci's view of the bed, "You can't sleep, are you?"

Yuci nodded.

"Then I will chat with you." Sang Xinghe said with a sullen face, "he is already asleep."

Big deal to fight.

Yuci glanced at Sang Xinghe's lower body, "If you do that stuff, he can fall asleep?"

What I mean in and out of words is to say--

"Are you too young to work?"

Sang Xinghe: "..."

Shen Jue, who was hidden in the quilt, sneaked out of his head. As soon as he came out, he was discovered by Yuci.

When Yuci heard the movement, his ears moved slightly, and he turned his head and looked at Shen Jue on the bed, "Come down."

Sang Xinghe pressed his lips, only feeling a breath of breath in his chest. When he saw Shen Jue get out of bed, the breath could not help but burst out of his chest.

He grabbed Shen Jue's wrist, "Don't go."

Shen Jue's legs are a little weak at this time. In fact, he would rather stay with Yuci now, and don't want to stay here anymore. Therefore, Shen Jue pushed away Sang Xinghe's hand hard, and walked to Yuci's side with his body.

When Yuci saw that Shen Jue was so acquainted, he nodded in satisfaction, and when he turned his eyes to find that Sang Xinghe's face was really ugly, he couldn't help touching his chin. The sweetheart seems to be angry again, but he is always angry, forget it, come to coax next time. The top priority now is that he is going to sleep.

Yuci took Shen Jue out of Yi Shui Pavilion, but after walking for a while, he stopped and looked at Shen Jue displeasedly.

"Walking so slow, how about counting the ants?"

Shen Jue leaned on his waist and stopped when he heard the words. When Yuci saw that he didn't leave, he stepped forward, "Why didn't you leave?"

Shen Jue let out a sigh of relief and shook his head to Yuci.

Yu Ci twisted his eyebrows and looked at him, only to find that Shen Jue had been leaning on his waist, and standing on the ground, both legs trembled. He reacted instantly, "Can't walk?"

Shen Jue nodded.

"Trash." After Yuci cursed, he looked around, and now I can't see the disciples of Shijue Island late at night. He thought for a moment, then turned to face Shen Jue and knelt down slightly, "Climb up, I will carry you down."

Yishui Pavilion is the highest place on Shijue Island. If you want the dead dwarf to walk at this speed, I am afraid that it will not reach his house before dawn.

When Shen Jue climbed onto Yuci's back, Yuci suddenly smelled a very sweet scent, which almost penetrated into his bone marrow, making him unable to ignore it. He couldn't help stiffening, and turned his head to look at the person on his back, "Have you applied perfumed powder?"

Shen Jue's face turned ugly for an instant, but fortunately, it was covered by a mask, and Yuci couldn't find it.

Yuci smelled the scent on his body. The scent was the scent that the Tianluo body would involuntarily exude when it touched the person who broke him. He had just left Yishui Pavilion and the smell on his body had not faded. Smelled by Yuci.

It is said that the scent of each Tianluo body is different, so it is not surprising that Yuci thought that he had put on the powder, but it was enough to make him irritable to ask such questions. Fortunately, he is now dumb, what else would he say?

Is it the smell of estrus on him?

Shen Jue's refusal was acquiesced in Yuci's eyes.

Carrying Shen Jue on his back, he swept down the mountain with light work, muttering in his heart.

This dead dwarf is so showy, he even puts perfume powder on his body, is this the reason why Sang Xinghe protects him so much?

Yuci thought about it seriously, he still couldn't do the act of applying fragrance powder on his body, if Sang Xinghe did...

Don't like it much.

Yuci went back to his yard and let the young man go to boil the water first.

"You wash the incense powder on your body, it smells so unpleasant." Yuci walked into his house after speaking, and left a sentence, "I will give you time for a cup of tea."

...

When Shen Jue walked into the Yuci room, Yuci had also bathed. He washed it directly with cold water. He was sitting in front of the case in a single shirt. When Shen Jue came in, he beckoned. It was the previous posture of beckoning cats and dogs.

"Dead dwarf, you press me first, and then we go to bed." Yuci said.

What he said was really ambiguous, but the two of them didn't want to bend it.

The right guardian eavesdropping outside is different.

He had just returned to the island and had just finished drinking with He Queying before walking to his yard drunk. On the road, he saw Yuci flashing in front of him with a person on his back. The guardian of You Fa and Yuci hasn't seen a person behind Yuci for so many years, so he couldn't help but became curious, and he followed Yuci's courtyard all the way, and was lying on the roof of Yuci's house.

After the right guardian heard what Yuci said, the whole person was not well.

Isn't the dead dwarf the celestial body called Shen Jue that He Queying said?

Isn't that a gift from the island owner to Sang Xinghe?

Why are you with the island owner now?

Is it possible that the celestial bodies can also be shared?

Right protector: "!!!"

Is their island owner actually engaging in such a messy male-male relationship?

No, he wants to see.

The right guardian carefully uncovered a tile.

Yuci, who had closed his eyes and meditation, suddenly opened his eyes. He glanced up, took the teacup on the side, and smashed it somewhere above the roof.

The right guardian painfully covered the smashed right eye, and he dared not say anything.

The next day, the right guardian immediately went to He Queying and shared the big news with him.

He Queying didn't show the imaginary look of the right guardian, but just smiled, "So you came to me early in the morning for this. Did you use breakfast? Or just use it with me."

The right guard sighed, "Big brother, do you understand what I'm talking about? The island owner is sharing with the guy Sang Xinghe..."

He Queying interrupted the right protector, "This matter is related to the island owner's private affairs. I think we should not interfere."

The right guard was silent for a moment, and said abruptly: "Then why did you encourage the island owner to wear pink clothes to confess to Sang Xinghe?"

He Queying's fingers rubbed her lips slightly, revealing a mysterious smile, "It's nothing, I just think the island owner looks good in pink."

...

Yuci slept for a long time, and his whole body felt a little weak. He moved his neck first, then slowly opened his eyes, but after opening his eyes, he found that there was another person next to him.

That person is Shen Jue.

Yuci’s bed is big, but Yuci always likes to put it in a big font when she sleeps. In order not to touch Yuci, Shen Jue slept in a corner with her legs curled up, looking like only a small ball. He was too tired last night and is still asleep now. The long hair covered most of his face, only a small part of his delicate profile was exposed, his face was red, as if it was stained with April peach blossom juice.

Yuci seldom shared the same bed with others, only twice, both times were the same person, no one dared to sleep in front of him.

He looked at Shen Jue's peaceful sleep, a little jealous that the other party could sleep better than him.

He straightened up slightly, took a handful of Shen Jue's long hair, and swept the opponent's face.

Shen Jue frowned and hid unconsciously, hiding his face in the quilt.

When Yu Ci saw him hiding, he seemed to have found pleasure, gently lifted a corner of the quilt, and swept Shen Jue's cheek with his hair. Shen Jue seemed to be awake this time, her long eyelashes trembled slightly, and then slowly opened her eyes.

Everyone in the world believes that the Tianluo body is naturally beautiful, especially those blue eyes, like a good sapphire, and like a lake in Fanbang.

And Shen Jue’s appearance is superior in the celestial body. If he sleeps with his eyes closed like a painting, then he opens his eyes as if he walked out of the scroll and became alive and fragrant. stand up.

As soon as Shen Jue woke up, his consciousness was a little confused. He only saw someone grabbing his hair, but didn't realize who the other party was. He frowned slightly, pulled his hair from the other's hand, rolled the quilt and turned over and continued to sleep.

Yuci stared at the empty palm of his hand and stayed for a while.

This dwarf went on sleeping in front of him?

He snorted coldly, then pulled the quilt away from Shen Jue, "Don't sleep, get up! How long will you stay in my bed?"

Shen Jue was so sleepy that his eyes hurt. When Yuci pulled the quilt, he slid into the quilt until he finally got into Yuci's arms somehow.

Yuci was startled, looking down at Shen Jue who was still sleeping with his eyes closed in his arms, and began to mutter in his heart.

This dwarf is not using such a crappy method to seduce him?

Why should he seduce him?

Yuci suddenly thought of how Shen Jue resolutely left Sang Xinghe and walked to him last night.

Obviously, he was about to lose his footing, but he still wanted to leave with him. Why?

No way?

Does this dwarf like him?

Yuci's pupils were slightly enlarged.

If this is the case, then all of Shen Jue's behavior has been explained.

The reason Shen Jue is unwilling to serve Sang Xinghe is because he likes him.

Shen Jue did not want to sleep with Sang Xinghe, and even injured Sang Xinghe, because he liked him.

Only Shen Jue's massage can cure his insomnia. Maybe it was Shen Jue's hard work for a long time to help him cure his insomnia.

Now even because he likes him, he deliberately got into his arms and pretended to sleep!

Gee tee.

After Yuci, Shen Jue's gaze became a lot more complicated in an instant, and it was mixed with sympathy from the superior to the inferior.

But he will not respond to this like, absolutely not!

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After a while, the bathhouse...

Yuci: Wait, who is the bathhouse?

Author slag: You ah, Jacuzzi name, nickname bath house.

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