A Journey Beginning in a Siheyuan

"Come on, Zhu Zhu, sit down quickly. You have to drink till you get drunk tonight. You don't have to eat, but you have to drink wine." Liu Haizhong looked at He Yuzhu and said.

Especially the look in He Yuzhu's eyes is different, as if He Yuzhu is a peerless beauty, alluring.

Liu Haizhong's words reminded He Yuzhu of modern wine table culture, as well as some jokes.

"You don't have to eat food, you can drink wine. If you don't drink it, I won't drink it. Where can I put the good Chinese wine? If you don't get drunk, who will sleep on the street if I don't get drunk? Shake your head, wave your hands, jump around and drink all night long, ah

You! You lick a little, drink a little, you say you want to be shameless, you drink a cup and I drink a cup, we can drink a lot to death, you drink a mouthful, I drink a mouthful, whoever drinks is guilty, who will go with him! Cheers, who will follow whom? "

Of course, people who drink cause trouble or make a lot of jokes. In short, drinking causes trouble. Drinking as little as possible and drinking moderately are the guarantees for the good health of your family and friends.

He Yuzhu: "Hahaha, the second uncle seems to be suffering from horse hoof disease. I want to congratulate you again! Second uncle, this wine is not cheap!"

Second uncle: "Wine is expensive, so it's for drinking, let alone drinking with Zhuzi. What did Zhuzi say? What a good horse?"

He Yuzhu: "Second uncle, what you want to say is probably this saying: A good horse deserves a good saddle, right?"

"Yes, it's just like this wine! It must be paired with the right person to drink it to the fullest. Come to Zhuzhu and I will fill it up for you." As he said this, Liu Haizhong poured the wine for He Yuzhu himself.

He Yuzhu: "Well, I will use this glass of wine to offer a toast to the second uncle." He Yuzhu picked up the glass of wine and drank it.

Seeing He Yuzhu finish one glass, the center of his bangs felt a little painful. Naturally, this good wine must be tasted slowly to get the best flavor.

But Liu Haizhong still understands what is most important now.

He opened his mouth and said, "Okay, massive! Zhuzi."

Liu Guangfu immediately filled He Yuzhu's glass. He had just been glared hard by the second uncle. Liu Guangfu was still frightened, especially since Liu Haizhong was now the leader.

Then He Yuzhu and Liu Haizhong started drinking. Fortunately, He Yuzhu's drinking capacity was okay.

After all, this is the God of War with the highest force value in the courtyard, so drinking some wine is not a simple matter.

Liu Guangfu drank the least. After all, the wine was only a bottle of good wine. How could the second uncle let Liu Guangfu drink so much? If He Yuzhu hadn't asked Liu Guangfu to drink two glasses of wine together, Liu Guangfu would have had no chance to drink it.

Of course, a bottle of Moutai is definitely not enough to drink. Fortunately, the second uncle still has some loose wine at home.

Of course, although He Yuzhu was also drinking, the second uncle's drinking capacity was definitely no match for He Yuzhu.

Before He Yuzhu could drink enough, Liu Haizhong was already dying.

Liu Haizhong: "Hahaha, I will be the leader tomorrow. I think there is someone who doesn't have eyes that offends me? A big man or something, Xu Damao and the others are just a piece of cake."

After saying that, he rubbed his eyes, picked up the wine glass in front of him and drank it down in one sip.

He raised his head and saw He Yuzhu sitting in front of him, and immediately grabbed He Yuzhu's hand with his own hands.

"Well! Isn't this Zhuzhu? Zhuzhu! Thanks to you, I can become a leader, otherwise I would never be able to become a leader in this life. When I was young, I was particularly envious of those who were officials. Now I finally

It's my turn, I want to thank you, I want to thank you."

"Okay, second uncle."

When He Yuzhu saw Liu Haizhong like this, he started talking nonsense, knowing that he was drunk.

After telling the second aunt and Liu Guangfu to take care of Liu Haizhong, he was about to go home. He didn't want to continue drinking with Liu Haizhong. He might get drunk later. What if he started drinking and went crazy?

There were children and wife at home, and he didn't want to scare the mother and son.

He Yuyu lives on campus and doesn’t come back often, so he is a little afraid of eating dog food.

When He Yuzhu returned to his home, it was already nine o'clock in the evening, and Lou Xiao'e was still waiting for him.

Lou Xiao'e: "Did you drink too much? Drink some tea to relieve your hangover. This is the tea I just made."

Taking the tea cup handed over by Lou Xiao'e, He Yuzhu slowly began to drink it. After all, the tea was still a little hot.

He Yuzhu: "Why aren't you sleeping yet? You're still waiting for me!"

Lou Xiao'e: "Isn't this little Yuanbao too naughty? You also know that your son likes to make trouble just like you!!! He just fell asleep, and I thought you were about to come back, so I specially made tea for him

you."

"Ahem! Xiao'e! I'm a very serious and honest person. When I was young, I was often praised for being well-behaved and honest. When I grew up, not only did I have this temperament, I was also very handsome. You should have been that way back then.

You see this aspect of my temperament, so you like me, right?"

After saying that, He Yuzhu looked very normal, but his eyes did not meet Lou Xiao'e's.

Lou Xiao'e smiled and said: "Brother Zhuzi, although you have a plain and simple face, in my heart I just think you are the prettiest one. As for the temperament you mentioned, I don't feel it."

Facing Lou Xiao'e who exposed himself without mercy, He Yuzhu slapped his forehead helplessly!

"Xiao'e! You know I don't want to hear this answer. You know, you should go in the direction I'm talking about. Only in this way can you show that you are very discerning, especially after a few years, this little bastard He Haoran heard about it.

, you just say that to him."

He Yuzhu immediately corrected Lou Xiao'e's wrong answer. He should use his answer so that he would gain face when speaking out in the future!

Bragging to others: "Back then, with my temperament and image, I, He Yuzhu, was a lesbian harvester."

Lou Xiao'e: "That won't work. I have to tell the truth. What did the great man say? We must proceed from reality in everything, seek truth from facts, and cannot violate principles. We are still the parents of little Yuanbao! We cannot take the lead in committing crimes like this and commit crimes.

Such a low-level mistake."

After finishing speaking, Lou Xiao'e saw He Yuzhu with a helpless look on his face.

Then

"Hahaha, I lied to you. The man I, Lou Xiaoe, like is of course very elegant. You see, although he is not very good-looking, he is quite attractive. Besides, you are also tall and have a good body.

You are also very good at certain aspects, not to mention that you are a good cook and you also look at problems very thoroughly."

"How's it going? Do you feel a lot better all of a sudden?"

After hearing what Lou Xiaoe said.

He Yuzhu walked over, hugged Lou Xiao'e and said, "Then I'm pretty good, so I'll give you an advantage."

"Hate!"

Lou Xiao'e picked up her small fist and beat He Yuzhu's chest.

He Yuzhu: "Hahaha, why don't I hate it? You are obviously my favorite."

"You hate me, you just know how to bully me!"

Then with a exclamation, He Yuzhu threw Lou Xiao'e on the bed.

Next is the scene of the garden full of spring scenery, which I won’t describe much here.

After Cui Dake was kicked into his dear dick by Liang Ladi, he immediately found Nan Yi and asked for leave first. He was very worried about his dick because it was extremely painful and the skin was broken somewhere.

Know that this is the most important thing about a man.

No loss can be tolerated.

Nan Yi is drinking tea!

Suddenly he saw Cui Dake appearing on his face and was frightened.

Cui Dake: "Brother Nanyi, I want to ask for leave." Because Nanyi is the team leader of the kitchen in the machine repair shop, you usually ask him for permission first when asking for leave.

Nan Yi: "Comrade Cui Dake, why is he walking silently? You don't know, scaring people is very serious."

"And why did Cui Dake suddenly ask for leave? Are you a temporary worker? Your salary will be deducted for asking for leave. This is not what I want to deduct. It is stipulated by the leadership."

Cui Dake: "I'm so sorry, Brother Nanyi, please give me a day off! I really have no choice. I have a relative coming to my house. I want to take him to see the city and have some fun."

,Salary is not important."

Nan Yi: "Since you said so, I will approve this leave. Don't blame me if your wages are deducted."

Cui Dake said with a smile on his face: "No, no, thank you, Big Brother Nanyi, then I will leave first."

After saying that, Cui Dake limped away.

Behind him, Nan Yi felt strange when he saw Cui Dake walking like this. He always felt a little weird. Could he take his relatives to play like this? Nan Yi couldn't help but wonder.

Cui Dake could only go outside to find a doctor. He didn't dare to go to the infirmary of the machine repair shop!

If the news spread, how could Cui Dake gain a foothold in the machine repair shop?

Taking heavy steps, Cui Dake found an old Chinese medicine doctor named Li not far from the machine repair factory. This was something he found out from the people at the machine repair shop. It was said that he was particularly good at a certain aspect. Cui Dake's excuse was of course.

I took my relatives to see a doctor, but as soon as Cui Dake left, everyone who asked questions looked at Cui Dake strangely.

Cui Dake: "Dr. Li, please save me! It took me a long time to find out that you have great medical skills. My happiness for the rest of my life will be with you. How about it? It doesn't matter."

Doctor Li: "Tsk, tsk, this is really serious. I don't know which unit you are from, but you are injured here. Could it be caused by molesting a lesbian? If so, I can't cure it?"

Cui Dake was stunned when he heard this.

The word "serious" kept lingering in his mind.

Cui Dake: "Doctor Li, you must be able to do something about it, right? I'm from a nearby grain store. What an injury! I was injured by my wife. My daughter-in-law and I had a quarrel and it ended up like this. How could I be indecent?"

Lesbian, how can I have the courage? Dr. Li, I have to rely on you, please help me!"

Old Chinese medicine doctor: "Don't worry, this is nothing compared to my many years of medical experience. I will give you a bottle of medicinal wine later. You can apply it twice a day. I guarantee that you will have no pain and return to normal in three days."

Cui Dake excitedly grabbed the old Chinese doctor's hand and said, "That's great. I really want to thank you. Dr. Li, you are really amazing."

Old Chinese medicine doctor: "You should pay more attention to rest when you go back and don't have any more conflicts. This is no joke."