A Man Living in the Countryside Would Fly Up to Heaven at Daytime
Thirty-four Hello everyone, I am Hunyuan Xingyi Taijimen
There are more and more rhythmic people in Su Yu's live broadcast room.
Su Yu temporarily pulled in a few house managers and blocked a few of these rhythmic accounts.
But it didn't work at all.
Once one was blocked, dozens of trumpets jumped out immediately.
Kill one me, and there will be tens of thousands of me!
In the end, the Soviet Union simply did not seal it.
Ignore these people.
Spray whatever you want, I'll lose if you think about it.
Su Yu went to make breakfast.
"What is Master Su planning to eat in the morning? Or millet porridge?"
"How can I eat millet porridge for breakfast, Master Su, we in Pei County have a hot pot of dog meat every morning, that's why we're so excited!"
"Dog meat in the morning? Are you serious? Dog lovers are furious!"
"Hahaha! I just saw Da Huang's expression changed."
"Rhubarb ecstasy! Call the experts!"
"rhubarb:???"
Su Yu: "Actually, there's nothing wrong with millet porridge. An ordinary life is a kind of life."
As Su Yu said, he opened the rice bag with the rice basket and grabbed a handful of rice.
Grab this handful of rice.
The people in the live broadcast room are stupid.
"?????"
"What is this?"
"I don't know, is this rice?"
"Fuck! Golden rice? How come I've never seen it before!"
"Is the rice golden? I don't remember it being white!"
"Master Su, what kind of rice is this?"
Some trolls who came from a certain sound and made a special trip to criticize people also stopped at this time.
Because they saw that Su Yu actually took out the golden rice.
What are these things?
Su Yu saw a barrage of question marks in the live broadcast room.
Su Yu: "This is ordinary rice, what's the problem?"
"This rice is ordinary? Are you quarreling with me?"
"The funniest joke I've heard this year is that the golden rice is ordinary rice."
"It turns out that the white rice my family has been eating is special rice. Brothers, my family may be a hidden rich family! No, I have to call my parents."
The audience in the live broadcast room didn't know what to say.
Su Yu insisted that it was ordinary rice, but there was nothing they could do about it.
Watching Su Yu put the rice into the pot.
As usual, the two guys, Xiaobai and Rhubarb, are still going to light the fire.
Many newcomers were also surprised.
The anchor's dog can actually set fire to it!
There is also a big snake.
This anchor is extraordinary!
Take advantage of cooking time.
Su Yu came to the yard for activities.
I saw Su Yu stretching his posture in the yard, practicing Tai Chi.
"What is Master Su doing? Punching?"
"It seems to be Tai Chi, right? The anchor can also practice Tai Chi?"
"Really? The anchor started practicing Tai Chi at such a young age? It's funny to save your life!"
"In my impression, Tai Chi was practiced by my grandfather, oh no, my grandma seems to be able to do it too!"
"Hello, friends! I am Ma Baoguo, the head of the Hunyuan Xingyi Taiji Sect! Just now a friend asked me..."
"Hahaha! Why can you make a voice in the front?"
"True - Hunyuan Ma Baoguo!"
Su Yu: "Everyone, in fact, you don't need to discriminate against Ma Baoguo so much, oh no...you're wrong, you don't need to discriminate against Taijiquan like this! Taijiquan is not all a health-preserving boxing method, and it can be used in actual combat if you practice it well. .”
"Master Su, don't be joking. Taijiquan's health-preserving techniques are all set in stone. You count on actual Taijiquan combat? What's the difference between it and a sow climbing a tree?"
"That's right! Haven't there been enough news about fake Tai Chi masters in the past few years? Master Lei Lei, Master Ma Baoguo, I'm desperate for Tai Chi!"
"Not only Tai Chi,
I am desperate for Huaxia Guoshu. I heard that some time ago, a master in Shaolin Temple was kicked over by a primary school student practicing Taekwondo, and he was ashamed. "
"Kingshu is fake, right? It's okay for making movies, but actual combat...can't compare to taekwondo and karate!"
"However, I see that Master Su's Taijiquan seems to be well practiced! It seems quite interesting!"
"It's as good as my grandpa! Haha... Huh? Damn it!"
These bullet screens are in full swing.
However, just a second before, Su Yu was still playing Tai Chi leisurely for the elderly.
In the next second, Su Yu punched it out.
There was a loud crackle in the air!
Immediately afterwards, a bright fist mark appeared on the trunk of a persimmon tree planted in the courtyard of Su Yu's house in the distance.
The studio was suddenly silent.
Just now, what happened?
What was that voice just now?
Fist style?
These viewers in the live broadcast room are stupid.
Even the trolls were dumbfounded.
Tai Chi, boxing style?
Moreover, they punched air-spaced fist prints at a distance of more than ten steps.
What are you kidding?
This fucking old man boxing?
Immediately afterwards, Su Yu stomped his feet.
Tai Chi!
Flash back! Sea Needle! Turn over, move, stop and beat!
Su Yu stomped his foot.
The fallen leaves on the ground flew up one by one.
As if being drawn by some air current, it circled Su Yu in an empty circle.
These leaves are like marionettes in Su Yu's hands.
Su Yu: "Slanted flying style! Repel the monkey! Look at the hammer from the bottom of the elbow!"
The next moment, all the fallen leaves were sucked into the palms of both hands by Su Yu.
Large pieces of fallen leaves rolled together automatically to form a sphere.
Su Yu clapped his hands.
The fallen leaves are flying again.
"Single whip! Cross hands! Hug your knees and bend your steps!"
Su Yu's movements were fast and sometimes slow, and every movement was exquisite.
After a set of Tai Chi, these fallen leaves formed a pattern of yin and yang fish around Su Yu.
"Fuck! Fuck! I'm shocked!"
"It's scary! Master Su is awesome!"
"Is this Tai Chi? It's so handsome."
"Coach, I want to learn this."
"I just want to ask, is this a live broadcast? Is it a special effect or is it real?"
"That's awesome! No, I'm going to learn Tai Chi right now!"
"What's the use of fighting beautifully? It's not just putting on airs, it's just Tai Chi and magic. It's still not good in actual combat."
Su Yu retracted his fist.
Looking at the bullet screen, some people say that Tai Chi can't do it.
In the next second, he smiled and let out a breath.
In the video, it can be clearly seen that the breath from Su Yu's mouth turned out to be pure white.
A stream of air like thick smoke.
It's just that after the air flow was spit out, it condensed and did not disperse.
Fly in the air.
'call out! ’ One sound.
Shoot directly at the persimmon tree.
He actually shot the persimmon tree right through.
"!!!"
"Hold!"
"real or fake?"
"I'm blind!"
"Nimma! This tone is too loud!"
"What kind of tone is this! This is a bullet."
"Who else said that you can't do it in real combat just now? Stand up! Go and spray Master Su!"
"Master Su said, I can kill you with just one breath! I'll give you the ashes."
"Master Su, oh no! Expert, do you still accept apprentices? I will pay the tuition fee! One hundred thousand per semester."
"It's only 100,000 and you want to learn peerless martial arts? I'll pay 200,000!"
"150,000 line up!"
"Three hundred thousand!"
...
There are already people in the live broadcast room who want to apprentice.
Su Yu: "No, no, no, everyone, don't be joking. How can I know any martial arts? It's just ordinary Taijiquan. I learned it from the old man at the door. It's even more impossible to collect money to teach apprentices. Isn't this misleading students!"
The audience in the live broadcast room: "????"
"Ordinary Tai Chi again?"
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