The group came to the edge of the bamboo forest, because they needed variety show effects, He Jiong did not want Jiang Feng to start directly at first, but let him guide a few people on the side.
The task of cutting bamboo in the first step naturally fell on the head of the vegetable kun.
Jiang Feng was selecting materials, and a strange cry suddenly sounded in his ears, “Ahh
Turning his head, Cai Wuquan screamed strangely in his mouth, raised the firewood knife high, and slashed heavily on a bamboo tree.
But the angle of his knife was too stupid, only hearing a ‘bang’, the wood knife was ejected, almost smashing into a photographer next to him.
“Hey, what are you doing with the side dishes?” Teacher He Jiong is anxious, this firewood knife is not a joke, in case it hurts someone, no one can pay the responsibility.
“Yes.” Cai Wuquan was slightly stunned, and immediately spread his hands and said, “Don’t blame me, it’s that this bamboo is too hard.” ”
This explanation, let alone He Jiong, is unacceptable to the audience in front of the screen.
You almost hit someone, don’t apologize, not that the bamboo is too hard.
This pot is simply at the level of Xiu’er!
“I’m a Buddha, what is this, I yearn for him to be a guest in the new season, and I won’t watch it to death.”
“This product is also too disgusting, just now I looked at the knife, and it almost hit the photographer’s head.”
But the barrage of netizens was obviously unacceptable to the fans of Cai Wu Kuan, and immediately began to brush up.
“What do you know? Start denigrating the kunai? Can the kunai be blamed for this? ”
“That is, the kunai said that the bamboo is too hard, and it doesn’t matter about the kun. All of you scold the kunai have ulterior motives. ”
“You black fans who scold the kun, how hard the kunai work, do you see it?”
After this episode, no one dared to let Cai Wuquan carry the knife anymore.
Jiang Feng picked up the firewood knife and prepared to do it himself.
I saw Jiang Feng carrying a firewood knife, walked under a thick bamboo, bent over and swung out four knives.
Then without looking at it, he walked to the next bamboo.
After cutting two bamboos like this, someone noticed this detail, and Sister Zifeng came to a bamboo he had chopped, and after taking a look, she shouted in surprise:
“Brother Jiang Feng, how did you do this? That’s amazing. ”
When the photographer heard this, he quickly focused the lens on the bamboo, and the audience discovered the clue.
It turned out that Jiang Feng’s four knives were cut down from four directions, and each knife cut through the center point, and the bamboo had been completely cut off.
But it’s still standing magically.
Jiang Feng turned his head and said urgently: “You hurry up, don’t shout loudly anywhere.” ”
“Huh?” Sister Zifeng had a dull little face, quickly ran to Jiang Feng’s side, and asked, “Why can’t I talk next to that bamboo.” ”
Jiang Feng looked at her cute and cute expression, decided to tease her again, and deliberately lowered his voice:
“I cut the bamboo while it wasn’t paying attention, where are you going to shout loudly, what if it comes back to its senses?”
“Huh? Is it like this? Sister Zifeng was stunned.
The audience in front of the screen is a mouthful of water on the screen.
“Hahaha, does God TM take advantage of the bamboo to cut it and laugh to death, is it good for me to die?”
“This little brother Jiang Feng is too funny, what should I do if I come back to my senses? Hahahaha. ”
“Wow, this little brother is handsome, and he talks so interestingly, I’m i.”
“Little brother Jiang Feng is simply naturally suitable for doing shows, and I just found out that the camera is still a little restrained, so I can joke.”
Zifeng also reacted at this time, Jiang Feng was teasing himself, and coquettishly said to Xiao Ju: “Sister Xiao Ju, brother Jiang Feng, he bullied me!” ”
Xiao Ju walked to the two and slapped Jiang Feng’s arm, “Talk well, our sister Zifeng is not a three-year-old child, can you believe her when you say this?” ”
“What should I say?” Looking at Xiao Ju’s eyes that began to glow, Jiang Feng asked very cooperatively.
“You have to tell her that the bamboo is asleep, and talking loudly will wake it up, hahahahaha.” Halfway through Xiao Ju’s speech, he laughed himself.
Jiang Feng also began to laugh, only Sister Zifeng stopped doing it at all, and stomped her foot and coquettishly said: “Sister Xiaoju, you are also bad, you are as bad as brother Jiang Feng, you both bully me.” ”
After drying the vegetable kunai aside, Jiang Feng and the two women quickly cut the bamboo to be used.
In this process, the three joked with each other, laughing continuously, making the audience in the live broadcast room happy the whole time.
“This paragraph is really wonderful, these three people together, there is really a chemical reaction, and my cheeks start to hurt when I laugh.”
“I’ve lost the strength to laugh all over, and if I continue like this, I have to die laughing in front of the screen.”
“Strongly ask Jiang Feng’s little brother to join the program group, I want to watch him tease Sister Zifeng every day and scare each other with Xiaoju.”
“I officially announced that I will become a fan of Jiang Feng’s little brother, I want to go to Weibo to get him super words, let him join the program group, are there any sisters together?”
Unexpectedly, this barrage caused a wide response for a while, and a large number of viewers responded to this proposal.
At this time, Jiang Feng also received a system prompt.
‘The task to attract attention has been completed, the host has successfully obtained 300,000 attention, and a national gift package is rewarded. ’
PS: Autumn Collection
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