A Mercenary’s War

After Catherine's parents had left, the atmosphere in the ward was more embarrassing, at least Gao Yang felt more embarrassed.

After a moment of silence, Adele suddenly said: "Oh, my sexual orientation seems to have changed again, Yelena, you have to be optimistic about your boyfriend, lest I accidentally **** him over."

Ye Lanna said disdainfully: "Hey, Adele, please keep your dignity as a lace. Are you not a strong feminist? Are you still a lace? Hey, you are in front of you. My friend's face and I discussed the issue of robbing my boyfriend. You did so while offending two women. "

Adele waved her hand, then sighed, "Please, I used to think I was a celibate. After meeting Catherine, I realized I liked a woman. Now, after so many experiences , I found out that I like men again, isn't this normal?

As for my dear Catherine, the reason why she is not my girlfriend till now is because she went to South Africa to meet your boyfriend again. Now you already know that she likes your boyfriend too, so I am going to The boyfriend who pursues you does not need to have any psychological burdens. At most, I have changed from Catherine's suitor to her rival. "

Ye Lina smiled complacently and said, "Adele, I must admit that you are very visionary. My boyfriend is indeed very, very good. It can change your sexual orientation. This makes me very proud, but I must I regret to tell you that you have no chance, so I advise you to go and find another man you like. "

Adele pouted and said, "Who told you that I'm looking for a boyfriend? I found myself now bisexual, but my love for the opposite **** is limited to your boyfriend. That's Gao Yang, if Gao Yang doesn't like me , Then I will continue to be my lace edge, but my preference for homosexuality is limited to Catherine. If Catherine refuses to agree to my pursuit, then I will be my celibate, no matter what kind of ending , I will be happy to accept, you know, choose more people. It is easy to find a solution to the problem, of course, for me, the best choice is of course to be able to interact with Gao Yang and Catherine at the same time, This is the best option. Well, the temptation is really great. "

Ye Lanna patted her forehead weakly. Tao: "Adele. I always thought you were perverted, and now I find out that you are really perverted."

Adele nodded seriously and said, "Yes, my mental activity is abnormal. In general, I belong to what people call abnormal. But I am much better now, at least I am close now It is within the scope of normal people. "

Ye Lanna sighed weakly and said, "Normal people? Do you think you are normal people, please. You are still far away from normal people, thank you."

After admiring for a moment, Adele sighed, "Well, maybe I am still not normal enough, but anyway, I am trying to integrate into your world. In fact, Yelena, I think, from a legal point of view, you and Gao Yang is not married yet, so am I fully qualified to pursue him? Of course, from the moral point of view of a normal person, it is unethical to steal a friend ’s boyfriend, but that is only a moral issue. "

Catherine, who was lying on the bed, could not hear it anymore, and she looked like she was crying without tears: "Please, Adele, stop talking, look at the high expression, he was terrified by you."

After hearing Catherine's words, Adele looked at Gao Yang and suddenly put on a very helpless expression: "Well, I won't say it, but I have now determined that I like Gao Yang, so I plan to also Pursuing you and Gao Yang, Catherine, if both of us married Gao Yang at the same time, wouldn't it be a perfect choice for us? "

Gao Yang doesn't know what to say, his only feeling now is, chaos, really **** chaotic!

Gao Yang is not only terrified, he has been completely frightened.

God testified that Gao Yang really only loves Yelena. He never had the wild hope of looking at Shu, and he did n’t even have that thought at all, but now things are getting complicated.

Gao Yang decided to dismiss Adele's thoughts immediately. He didn't want to provoke the woman who appeared to be obviously abnormal. It was terrible.

Seeing Gao Yang talking, Ye Lina looked helpless. After waving her hand at Gao Yang, she said loudly: "Adele, you have the power to pursue Gao Yang, but I promise that Gao Yang will not break up with me."

Adele said seriously: "It doesn't matter, he won't break up with you, then be my lover, you know I don't care."

Ye Lanna was going crazy. She held two fists and shouted: "God, shut up for me and listen to me, you guys who have no emotional intelligence, listen, love is selfish, I can't tolerate high There is a lover, you know? Now tell me, how can you give up your current perverted idea and state your conditions! "

Adele thought about it and said, "Well, do we have to talk about the conditions? Okay, I hope he can be my boyfriend for a year."

Ye Lina immediately said firmly: "It is impossible, listen to me, Adele, you have no chance at all, Gao and my relationship are very problematic, you have no chance to be his lover, nor have you a chance to **** him, so, Now immediately adjust back to the lace edge mode, and then leave here to give Gao and Catherine a chance to be alone, you genius idiot! "

After the expression on Adele ’s face changed several times, he said seriously: “So, give me a kiss and I will leave, but I must keep the power to pursue high, of course, I may not do that, because you are My friend, I cherish our friendship so I do n’t want to turn you all into my rivals. "

Ye Lina was relieved, and palmed her hands together to say high, "My dear, please, kiss her, and end this nightmare, please."

Gao Yang's face panicked and said, "Who can tell me, what's wrong?"

Catherine sighed: "High, please, give her a kiss and end this nightmare."

After Yelena signaled behind Adele that she only needed a light kiss, she said anxiously: "Go back and explain to you, see Adele is a beauty, kiss her."

Adele put out a finger and said, "You take the initiative."

After speaking, Adele closed her eyes. The muscles on Gao Yang's face twitched, and at the urging of Yelena's gesticulating gestures, she clenched her scalp and gently kissed Adele's mouth like a dragonfly, then backed away.

After Adele licked her lips with her tongue, she looked puzzled: "It's strange, there isn't much feeling, why are you so passionate about love kisses?"

Yelena immediately took Adele's arm, and while pulling Adele out, she said to Gao Gao: "Dear. I know you love me very much, remember that I love you very much, but I will give you now An opportunity to be alone with Cather, see you later. "

Yelena dragged Adele out of the ward, leaving only Gao Yang and Catherine.

The world of Gao Yang and Ye Lina had a good time. As a result, Yelena followed Catherine to the Southern Ocean, and her pure emotional life immediately became complicated. Adding a Catherine is messy enough. But now it has become a war of the Three Kingdoms.

Gao Yang walked to Catherine's bed, his face puzzled and panicked, and said, "What's going on, can you explain it to me?"

Catherine seemed to be crying. After closing her eyes, she said helplessly: "Now I would rather die than face the embarrassing situation. God, how could I be friends with Adele."

After speaking, Catherine opened her eyes and smiled bitterly: "Adele is a genius. She has a doctorate in psychology and a doctorate in law. Now she has a master's degree in animal behavior and will soon have a doctorate. However, Adele ’s EQ is almost zero, and her brain circuit is different from normal people. She can be said to be an idiot to some extent. "

Gao Yang smiled bitterly: "To be honest, I found it, but I didn't see it before."

Catherine also smiled bitterly: "This world is very simple for Adele, all things are only divided into two categories, she likes and dislikes, people are the same, she likes and dislikes, it turns out that she met People who do n’t like it will treat each other as air, and when they like it, they will express the most fanatical side. She has been regarded as a freak since she was a child. No one likes a freak. Fortunately, now Adele I have grown a lot, and when I interact with ordinary people, I can barely be regarded as a normal person, but it is very unsatisfactory. Now you and I are classified by her as a favorite type, so she immediately showed abnormal one side."

Gao Yang stunned: "That is to say, Adele is a lunatic?"

Catherine shook her head and said: "No, she is not a lunatic, but her emotional intelligence is too far behind to develop IQ. Adele has an IQ of 185, which is as high as Galileo, but her EQ should be as young as four or five The child is almost the same. You should be able to see that she has no difference in the way she thinks about her relationship with children. "

Gao Yang shook his head and said, "It's hard to imagine what an IQ would be like 185, but the mindset stays at the age of a five-year-old child."

After hesitating for a while, Catherine smiled bitterly: "Actually, according to Adele's extreme exclusivity in emotions, and the characteristics that small benefits can pass, the psychiatrist analyzes her emotional quotient should not At the age of three, according to her analysis of herself, she is in the state of a baby between two years and eight months to three years and four months, but you do n’t have to treat her as a child. In other respects, Adele expressed Have at least fifteen-year-old EQ. "

After Gao Yang shook his head abruptly, he said: "Forget it, forget it, not to mention Adele, since it's like a child, it's just like a child.

After throwing Adele's topic aside, Gao Yang looked at Catherine, who was full of surveillance equipment and with infusion tubes in her arms, and she felt helpless.

Gao Yang originally wanted to tell Catherine straight that there was no possibility between them, but looking at Catherine's miserable clothes, especially when she thought that Catherine was meant to save Ye Lina, she immediately swallowed it back in her stomach. Turned around: "Catherine, I, I am very grateful to you, hell, I don't know what to say."

Catherine smiled and said, "High, I don't want to ruin your relationship with Yelena. I never thought about it like that ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ So, everything has passed, only when nothing has happened."

Gao Yang nodded, but then shook his head again, and smiled bitterly: "It's only possible when nothing has happened."

Catherine sighed: "Sorry, it really caused you a lot of trouble. It would be nice if I didn't tell Yelena anything. Sorry. At that time, I thought I was dead. I don't want to treat myself 'S real thoughts were brought into the grave, so I told Yeliana what she was thinking. I admitted that I was selfish at the time. "

Gao Yang scratched his head in distress, and said: "Don't be stupid, you can be a saint for your greatness, and you can get in touch with selfishness, but what about now? I used to be very sympathetic to you, but With Yeliana, and I ’m not a person who can share my love, damn, I do n’t know what to say, it seems that my EQ is at the same level as Adele. "

Catherine smiled again and said, "Well, if you want to repay me, then kiss me, but can't be like perfusing Adele, I want a affectionate kiss, ending our impossible feelings with a kiss , And then let us continue to be ordinary friends. "(To be continued ...)

ps: It's too messy, spoof it, haha.