A Million Ways To Live In A Dungeon

The next day, early morning.

"Hello, brothers, I'm back!"

The guild's shutter door was kicked open.

Zheng Seppi happily rushed in and performed a sliding shovel, then got up and turned around.

All the women of the guild showed disgust towards him in the audience.

But Zheng Seppi didn't care.

He saw Zheng Qian and his party at a glance, gathered in front of their table.

With a stride, Zheng Sepi rushed to the crowd: "Hey, your newly reborn lsp Zheng Sepi is here, why don't you welcome it?"

no answer.

Zheng Qian, Cat Nanbei and Shen Jingbing were all lying on the table, their faces languishing.

Zheng Sepi: "..."

"Hey, can you give me some reaction? I'm so embarrassed."

Still no response.

Zheng Qian's face was full of dark circles, and the smooth hair of the cat from north to south was messed up.

The worst was Shen Jingbing, her eyes were dull, she lay sideways on the table, her tongue drooping, and her saliva flowed out.

People who didn't know thought she was written 20 straight characters.

"What's up with you...?"

Zheng Sepi looked dumbfounded.

Zheng Qian moved his eyes very hard, and glanced at Zheng Sepi: "Ah~you are here~run before that guy comes back~or you won't be able to run away."

"that guy?"

Zheng Sepi was taken aback: "Didn't you tell me to come back? What happened?"

Zheng Qian said in a rotten voice as if he was about to die: "Ka...Ka...Kacheski...is going to get married."

"What the hell??"

Zheng Sepi, who repaired fire and thunder dual combat skills, felt that his Tianling Gai was struck by thunder.

"Kachski? Just the biggest Oyankee on our team? The long-sworded guy? He? Married? He?!"

Zheng Sepi, who has been single all his life, feels as if he has suffered a great humiliation.

But at this moment.

With a bang.

The shutter door was pushed open again.

The three Zheng Qian trembled fiercely.

"Ah, you guys, we had a good fight last night, it's so enjoyable, please trouble everyone today, come back with me..."

"Wdnm why did you soak in Mazi?!!!"

Kachesky walked into the Adventurer's Guild with an extremely comfortable mood.

Before he could finish speaking, he saw Zheng Seppi's distorted face infinitely magnifying in his sight.

Rumbling.

Kacheski's huge size was thrown to the ground by Zheng Sepi.

I saw Zheng Sepi grabbing his neck and roaring with tears and nose: "You guy is only twenty-three or four years old? I remember your big bald head seems to be a young bald, right?!

I shaved your bald head back then!

Why is daddy so handsome and single at 26? You can find a wife if your brain cells are all muscles!

why why why? ! Unfair, unfair, unfair! !

Damn, daddy is so envious! Hold! ! "

"Ahem, Sepi senior...I...I'm almost choked to death by you..."

Under Zheng Sepi, Kachesky had already been pinched and rolled his eyes, foaming at the mouth.

In the end, Zheng Qian reluctantly got up to stop it, and Zheng Seppi let go of his hand crying and crying.

"Wow……"

Just when Zheng Qian picked him up, Zheng Sepi burst into tears.

"I'm so envious! Zheng Qian! Why can such a big gay find a wife! I'm not reconciled!"

As he said, he sniffed fiercely with the tail of Zheng Qian's clothes.

When he was about to change the peace, Zheng Qian must have kicked him across the street with a left forward kick?

But now he has a look of lovelessness, and he doesn't even react to being sniffed.

Zheng Qian's face was bloodless, his voice trembling, and said in a tone as if he had remembered the shadow of his life: "Yes, don't talk about you, I can't figure it out.

Last night, this guy said he was going to hold a bachelor party with us. Me, Mao Nan Bei and Shen Jingbing were all there.

Isn't this a nobleman? I thought there would be a lot of small Big sis, who knows...who knows..."

As Zheng Qian was talking, he twitched his shoulders and cried: "This party is actually full of shirtless gay guys who are about the same size as him."

When Zheng Sepi saw it, his whole body shuddered: "What? Zheng Qian? What happened last night? Difficult... Could it be that you were blown up?"

"Fuck your uncle!"

Zheng Qian cried and said, "As soon as these gay guys saw me, they caught me in the crowd. They touched me all over, and they touched it again and said: "Little brother, let us see how you develop." Sample?

After touching them, they said that my development was not normal, and then...then they were forced to do anaerobic exercise for one night. "

The cats nearby rummaged and said: "They said that I am not tall, and I was forced to drink 32 catties of goat's milk overnight. I will never drink goat's milk anymore..."

After that, the cat Nan Bei suddenly turned blue, and grabbed the trash can next to reroreorero and vomited wildly.

Shen Jingbing said vaguely: "They said that my breasts were too small and no one wanted them. They poured 17 kilograms of papaya juice."

As she said, she hiccuped, and the saliva from the corners of her mouth was green.

Kacheski stood up with a shriek, hands on hips, shaking his pectoralis major and shouted: "You can't do it, your body is the capital of battle, how can you admit defeat at this level?

Since I am in the team, I will be responsible for running your bodies well!

Three years! With the fitness technique passed down from generation to generation by my Katcher family, I promise that within three years, you will have the same good body as me! "

Zheng Sepi: "..."

He turned back and asked Zheng Qian: "Is it too late for me to quit the team?"

How can Zheng Qian care about him?

Looking at Kachesky’s lateral chest muscles, Zheng Qian has thought about three years later, whether he or the women in the team, he will have a whole body of tendon, covered with sun oil, and the Arakawa line all over his face...

Are you riding a horse to shoot the live-action version of JOJO?

"Kacher, if you do that thing again last night, I will tell Zhao Aotian that your kid is indecent to me." Zheng Qian said with a straight face.

Kachesky shivered: "But I am for your good, I..."

"I~ say~ I~ don't~ want~"

Zheng Qian drank coldly.

Kacheski suddenly stiffened, and bowed his head in distress: "That...well, I planned to spread the shape concept that my Kache family has passed down from generation to generation throughout Eastern Sichuan.

It seems that this task can only be completed by my descendants. "

Zheng Qian: "..."

To be honest, if Chuandong becomes a gay country like you who is better than van, then it would be better for this kind of country to be destroyed?

"Ahem, get back to business."

Zheng Sepi couldn't stand it anymore, he coughed lightly, "So, yesterday you urged me to come back quickly, what the hell was it?"

When Zheng Qian heard this, he refreshed his mood, the fatigue on his face was wiped out, and said, "Kacher, please explain."

Katcher nodded and said, "My Katcher family is the only nobleman of European and Western descent in Eastern Sichuan.

My family attaches great importance to the fine bloodlines of the offspring. Recently, I have found a very good young woman who asked me to get vaccinated, marry her and give birth to new offspring. "

Zheng Sepi's eyes twitched: "Why can you say that a blind date is as serious as an expert discussing breeding pigs?"

Kacher's face was sad, as if a little unhappy and said: "Anyway, I hope you can go back to the Kacher family with me for this sow...Bah, family blind date."

Zheng Qian frowned: "Marriage is a good thing, why is your face not so good when you mention it to us these days?"

When Zheng Sepi heard it next to him, he also found that Kachesky's face was wrong.

In an instant, his collapsed psychology was balanced.

"Oh~ I see, Katcher, it must be the woman who thinks you are such a big man, is she scared? Don't you want to marry you?"

Zheng Sepi said, smirking his elbows and arching his corn-like abdominal muscles: "It's okay, we will comfort you~ You see I am so handsome and single, you are so ugly, single It's normal."

Kacheski's expression became even more ugly when he was said so.

He lowered his head like a kid who did something wrong and said, "No, it's not. The woman is very satisfied with me and expressed her desire to marry me as soon as possible.

And I also like that girl very much, and I met her at first sight. "

"Huh?!" Zheng Sepi's face stiffened.

Kachesky continued: "It's my parents! My father and my mother were very angry when they learned that I was making my own way, and said that I was not good enough. The woman suffers.

So this time, I invite you to my Katcher family, just to hope that all outstanding teammates can prove to my parents that I am good enough and ready to get married. "

"Fuck you!"

Hearing that Zheng Seppi jumped into thunder again, if it hadn't been for Zheng Qian to hold his shoulders for the first time, he was afraid that he would hack Kacheski to death now.

"You are now charged! Go to hell! Bastard, you are so ugly and the girl likes you, and I look like I'm not good enough!

You damn current charge, I'm so handsome and I can't find a girlfriend. Who the hell do you pretend to be!

If you still have a little conscience, I beg you to die now! "

"Okay, okay, don't say it." Zheng Qian asked as he persuaded, "So Katcher, why don't Zhao Aotian prove it? Let us go?"

Kacher shook his head and said, "Master Martial King is too busy, and Master Martial King knows his father. He will only be considered favored by his father when he says good things."

"That's it."

Seeing Zheng Qian's reluctance, Kacher quickly said: "I understand that you don't like fitness. I promise that there will be no incidents of last night in the family, just eat a meal in the past.

Moreover, if you are willing to go through, after the matter is done, you can get rid of the red envelope when I get married, and I will give you 500 gold coins each. "

Zheng Qian: "!!!"

Zheng Sepi: "!!!"

【Spatial Teleportation】

[Ben Lei breaks through]

The two rushed to Katcher at the fastest speed in their lives, each holding Katcher's hands.

"Just eat a meal and get 500 gold coins?" Zheng Qian asked excitedly.

Katcher nodded blankly.

The two looked at each other.

At this moment, Zheng Qian and Zheng Sepi reached an unprecedented tacit understanding, and said in unison:

"Kacher, you are our best brother. Brother is in trouble. Of course, we have to stab at it. This matter is left to us."

"Uh~"

Kachesky looked dazed.

Why are these two guys suddenly so enthusiastic?

In this way, the group embarked on a carriage to the Katcher family.

But Zheng Qian didn't know that this seemingly unremarkable trip was the beginning of his life's nightmare.

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