A Million Ways To Live In A Dungeon

Since the last time The Mortal Realm came back, Venus has been very depressed.

The man's voice has been lingering in his head.

Venus couldn't figure it out.

What's the smell of my horse? !

Who ruled that Ouyang people must have a strong sense of taste?

Blame me for my appearance?

Besides, I look like a morph, okay? It was decided based on the prototype when I was born, I didn’t have to choose Dage!

When the beginning of the world, why should we add a rule that transforms humans can only be shaped once? [] What are you thinking in your mind? !

Since the return of The Mortal Realm, Venus has bathed in the hot spring at least twenty-four hours a day.

The skin was rubbed down several layers, and the armpit hair was rubbed bald.

I don't know if it is an illusion.

Before meeting that human, Venus had never paid attention to the problem of body odor.

But since the human being said that, everything has changed.

Wherever you go? Venus could always smell something strange under his armpit.

No, it's not really smelly, it's just an illusion.

Of course Venus also knew that this was an illusion.

But riding a horse just can't ignore this smell that only exists in hallucinations.

Recently, this smell is getting heavier! ! !

"[] Having said that, he is very dissatisfied with your performance last time when you descended from the earth. From now on, he will deprive you of the right to descend from the earth."

"Got it, get out."

After speaking, Venus jumped back into the hot spring again and snapped, soon.

Ares was stunned.

It took a long time to come back to his senses: "Hey, wait, why don't you see you like this for a few days? Come out for me!"

With a stride, Ares rushed to the bathroom, dragged Venus by the hair and dragged her out of the water.

"It's because of you. I heard that you found the holder of the truth, but you didn’t get any results. [] By nature, he is cautious. Now he thinks the truth holder is so awkward that he has summoned all the demon gods. return.

You finally got the chance to go to the world, and it was all ruined by you. You still have this attitude now, do you want to die? ! "

Ares has the appearance of a young man with this bronze skin and short hair standing upright.

He is dressed in the iconic boxer leather pants and red waistband of the Greek fighter. His shirtless upper body is crossed with two belts, which refines him to the extreme. The muscles are clearly distinguished.

In the past, Venus had eaten him.

This is a typical hot-blooded male style.

But since meeting the human named Zheng Sepi, Venus looked at Ares this kind of man more and more unpleasant.

My head is full of muscles and fighting. I was carried naked by you in your hands, and you didn't have any evil thoughts when you stepped on a horse.

This attitude of Ares aroused some bad memories of Venus.

"Hey, let go, or I'll show you some color."

Ares stunned and said with a sneer: "Only with you? Just because of the mere combat power of the beauty god, I also want to be a God of War with me...huh?!!!"

Halfway through Ares's words, there was a sharp pain in the crotch.

I saw that Venus' right leg untied his human form and turned into a three-meter-long sturdy horseshoe, which carried ten percent supernatural power.

The strength attribute of 280000, with physical attack, the Sixth Stage is the most strengthened, a flirtation of the legs is full of bangs in Ares's crotch.

duang.

The divine bell in the distance rang with a roar on the hour.

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!!!"

Ares felt that the own egg was about to fly out of his throat.

Dignified God of War, the kicked person rolled on the ground like dried shrimps.

Venus stroked her hair and said lightly, "Have you seen it? This is yellow."

"Yellow f*ck! Ahhhhh! I'm cracked! You sneak attack, you don't speak martial ethics!"

Venus ignored him.

【Plane Bridge】

Open the portal and Venus is about to leave.

Seeing this, Ares clutched his crotch and stretched out his hand: "Hey, where do you want to go?"

"Go down to earth."

"[] has said that you are not allowed to go down! Do you want to defy []'s order?!"

"Order? It's my shit?! If that man can't figure it out, I'd rather die!"

After all, Venus ignored it and jumped into the portal, leaving Ares wailing on the edge of the hot spring.

Zheng Sepi!

You ignorant human!

This time I must make you succumb to the charm of my beauty, kneel down and give me a toe!

...

"Meow meow, meow meow, I have two tails, meow meow."

Happy little steps.

Cat Nan Bei is holding a sack of goat milk lollipops, and his face is full of happiness.

It has been two days since I came back from Katcher's house. Cat Nanbei received 500 gold coins from Katcher as scheduled. Today, he went to the wholesale market to purchase and bought a thousand goat milk lollipops.

The human world is really great, goat milk is simply the greatest invention in the world!

Thank the sheep, and thank the humans who have tamed the sheep.

Since coming to The Mortal Realm with dogs, cats like human beings more and more.

In the dungeon, you have to kill if you want resources.

And if you kill others, it means that you are also at risk of being counter-killed.

Cat Nanbei did possess the ability to dominate the second tier in addition to the leader of Medusa.

But any Magical Beasts are born with lv0 infant Magical Beasts with hpmpap of 5.

This is true from dragons to magic moles.

The stronger Magical Beasts means more killings.

Cat Nanbei felt countless times deeper than Zheng Qian's experience of such a frightening day.

The strongest comes at a price.

And even if it becomes the strongest outside of Medusa, it is not Wu You who sit back and relax.

You have to guard against other Magical Beasts sneak attacks.

At least for so many years before I met the dog stuff, there hasn't been a day in the north and south of the cat without fear.

Oh no, to be precise, I had a few days ago twenty or thirty years ago.

But it's different in the human world.

As long as you spend something called money, you can let others give it to yourself willingly.

This is much more comfortable than in the dungeon Life, there is no need to be frightened or afraid of threats at all.

As long as you don't provoke others, there is a high probability that others will not provoke yourself.

This kind of life, besides happiness, can there be other adjectives that can describe it?

Just like this sack with a thousand goat milk lollipops.

Can you get a dungeon by killing it?

And the most important thing is that dogs are especially good at making money.

Yes, its name seems to be making money, of course it will make money, I'm so stupid.

So the longer you stay in the human world, the more North and South cats like the society dominated by such weak creatures.

"Meow?"

Suddenly, Cat Nanbei saw a thin figure standing on the side of the street not far away.

Take a closer look.

I saw that the person was the weakest and most inexistent girl in the team: Shen Jingbing.

Shen Jingbing was standing on the side of the road, holding an envelope with a complicated pattern in his hand, as if embarrassed.

"Hey, little apprentice!"

The cat leaped to her side and patted her on the shoulder to say hello.

"Wow! Master Cat Nanbei?"

Shen Jingbing was scared and almost fell to the ground.

"Goat toffee, do you want to eat meow?"

There was a question on his mouth, but before the cat Nan Bei waited for Shen Jingbing to answer, he pulled one out of the sack, unpacked it, and put it into her mouth.

With sugar in it, Shen Jingbing blushed a little shyly and said, "Okay... delicious."

"What are you doing here?" The cat asked curiously, with three sugars in the north and south.

Shen Jingbing lowered her head in embarrassment, and handed the envelope: "This...this was given to me privately by Mom Katcher the day before yesterday."

Cat Nan and North took a closer look, and the envelop was stamped with: Trainee Voucher for Elite Training College of Eastern Sichuan King City.

Looking up, Mao Nanbei discovered that this is the Wangcheng Elite Training Academy.

The white marble gate is six or seven meters high. Four centurions stand on either side of the gate, guarding the gate.

Inside, you can also see young girls who are training in the first martial arts field.

The cat whispered.

I do remember, that old thing Ginger, seems to be the principal of this academy, right?

"Mother Katcher said that my level is too different from the team as a whole.

The elite academy may allow me to learn something, so she told me to come and see first. If necessary, she can let me go in without trying. "

At this point, Shen Jingbing lowered her blushing face.

"I...I was thinking, would...will it be too troublesome for others? After all, I..."

"Why do you want to do so much? Come on, the master will take you in."

Compared to Shen Jingbing's thoughts.

Cats are much more direct from north to south.

Pulling up this shy little girl, she rushed to the school gate.

Shen Jingbing panicked at once: "Wait... wait for the master! This trainee ticket can only be used by me alone, you can't get in."

Cat Nan Bei laughed happily, and said indifferently: "It's okay, meow, Jin Ge dare not let me in, I took his skin meow!"

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