A Million Ways To Live In A Dungeon
Chapter 123 One Two Three: Venus Has Beriberi
Zheng Sepi?
Since the last meeting with Venus, Zheng Qian has been very strange.
The truth has said: The devil is an enemy and must be eradicated.
It's not just Ares who has phased goals.
For the remaining demon gods, for every one killed, Truth will give at least 5000 unlock points as a reward.
It is enough to prove that the truth is very hostile to the devil.
Is there an enemy between the Devil God and Truth?
But this demon god named Venus, it seems that the fighting will is not particularly strong.
On the contrary, she has an unusually perverted obsession with Zheng Seppi.
"Why are you staring at Zheng Sepi?"
Zheng Qian rarely rests today and doesn't want to do it.
Seeing that Venus was not murderous, so I simply relaxed some vigilance and started communicating with her.
A vague anger rose between Venus' eyebrows.
"I am the god of beauty! The most beautiful woman in this world! Is there anyone in this world who will not be moved by me? Just ask you, are you not moved by me?"
Zheng Qian dangled his fish-eyed eyes and faintly replied, "Uh, no, you don’t look too smart, Yazi, I already have one who is not too smart. I really can’t stand you like you. In fact, I think women are good now. trouble."
Venus: "..."
She looked at Zheng Qian with a strange expression on her face and asked, "Do you like men?"
Zheng Qian: "???"
"No, no, don't deny it, I think you seem to have a good relationship with the big guy in your team, shouldn't you two..."
As Venus said, his left hand made an OK, his right hand clenched a fist and stretched out his index finger, and then put his index finger into OK.
"Let’s say that I’m too imaginary sky to wear lv7. Even if you are a demon god at this distance, I can squirt to death with a knowing blow, don’t you believe it?"
"Ahem."
Venus coughed: "Anyway, I am not interested in others. All I want is Zheng Seppi."
Zheng Qian frowned impatiently: "Hey, it's okay if you are a little more serious. Although you don't know what your background is, we should be enemies, right?
Don’t you think it’s too much to chat while drinking tea like this?
Besides, why do you have to be obsessed with Zheng Seppi for such an advanced species? In your eyes, he should be an inferior creature, right? "
"It has nothing to do with species!!!"
Venus roared.
She became more and more emotional, and her nails scratched the tabletop: "Just because he is an inferior creature, I am not reconciled!
I am a god of beauty, walking on the road, and the hormones I emit can make all male dogs on the side of the road incontinent.
He is just a low-level creature, and he didn't use any magic or skills to defend himself, so he was able to ignore my charm! "
Zheng Qian laughed when he heard it, "Hey, it's too exaggerated that male dogs are incontinent?"
"If you don't believe me, look!"
Venus glanced at a Wangcai passing by.
Wangcai rolled his eyes on the spot, and he was incontinent and died.
Zheng Qian froze.
"What kind of skill is digging grooves? It's awesome, I want to learn too!"
Venus continued: "Everywhere I go is the focus of attention! But that mortal...
That damn mortal, don't care if he is not interested in me, he actually said that I have a strong body?
I take a shower twice a day, and I am a devil! Bigu long ago! I don't even pull the shit, and I won't get dirty when I jump into the cesspit. How could I have a bad body smell? !
So I can't spare him!
I want him to appreciate the charm of my beauty, regret his own stupidity, and finally knelt under my skirt, licking my toes and begging for forgiveness! "
Zheng Qian glanced at the perfectly slender jade feet under her evening dress, and exclaimed, "There is such a good thing?"
Venus was taken aback.
Look again at Zheng Qian looking straight at his own leg.
Venus understood.
What? Sure enough, men are a kind of stuff.
It wasn't me who had the problem, it was Zheng Seppi.
Thinking of this, Venus lifted his leg to the table: "Do you want to try? Allow, inferior creature."
Zheng Qian swallowed.
I want to refuse, but the problem is that she is too...cough.
However, after the jade feet got closer, Zheng Qian, who was already quite interested, raised his nose, his face suddenly drawn.
"What's the matter?" Venus was surprised.
When he took a closer look, he saw Zheng Qian sternly, raised his head and looked at Venus.
For a long time, Zheng Qian opened his mouth and said, "Well, it's a bit smelly, don't you have athlete's foot?"
Venus: "..."
Zheng Qian pinched his nose and moved the stool back, and said in disgust: "Well, it tastes a bit like Totole Chicken Essence: There is a set of fresh ones.
Would you not dry your feet after taking a shower? Will get athlete's foot. "
"Fuck, I am a beauty, I don't even pull shit, how can I get athlete's foot!"
Venus was blown up.
Had it not been for Zheng Qian for the first time to use space to cut off her explosive coercion, I am afraid that the three nearby streets would have been razed to the ground, not to mention that the passers-by around here would not have noticed much.
Zheng Qian withdrew the space to cut off, waved his hand and said, "Oh, beriberi is normal, why should you be so excited? Just buy Daknin."
"It's said that I am the god of beauty, I won't get athlete's foot when I step on a horse!"
"But the smell is really irritating, ah~ wait a minute, let me slow down, I just smelled it a little bit."
"You fart!"
"If you don't believe me, smell it yourself."
Venus still wants to attack.
But looking at Zheng Qian's face, he always felt like he was not joking.
Difficult...Could it be...
Venus hurriedly sat down and hugged his own feet and sniffed.
The first mouth.
She looked confused.
The second mouth.
She was shocked.
The third mouth.
Her face was full of doubts about life.
"Let me just talk about it, it's a bit of a taste." Zheng Qian said with a hand.
Indeed, it smelled a little bit closer.
Why!
The devil is a god, and his body is pure, and his body is clean when he jumps into the cesspit and climbs out.
Why does it smell? This is not logical!
The more Venus thought about it, the more angry, the more he thought about it, the more aggrieved.
Finally cried out with a wow.
"I hate you inferior creatures!"
She opened the space to transfer, turned and fled The Mortal Realm.
Sitting on the chair, Zheng Qian drank tea slowly, staring at the location of Venus for the last second with a plain face.
His face was filled with the smile of the diamond king.
After drinking tea for a while, and treating the unconscious boss and wild dog as a cure, Zheng Qian took two silver coins, prepared to leave, and just strolled around.
But at this moment.
"Captain Zheng Qian!"
An exclamation cut through the clear sky.
Look back.
I saw the gray-headed and earth-faced Shen Jingbing rushing over here breathlessly.
"What's wrong?"
"Zheng... Captain Zheng Qian! The big thing is not good! Master was caught by monsters... Bah, no, Master is fighting with Martial King Zhao Aotian!"
"What the hell?!!!"
Zheng Qian followed Shen Jingbing straight to Wang Jingyuan.
As a result, as soon as I entered the door, I saw Zhao Aotian and Cat Nanbei facing each other in the chaotic playground that was bombed.
Zhao Aotian held the holy sword and stared at Cat Nan Bei in anger.
Cat Nan Bei stood on the opposite side with a relaxed face, shaved his own nails.
Jinge is like a peacemaker, don't fight the sentence on the left, and make peace on the right.
As soon as Zheng Qian arrived, he heard Zhao Aotian shout: "Miss Cat, my Zhao Aotian's life has been bright and upright. Today, I bet on all my dignity, and I will ask you one last thing!
Why do you intend to harm the thousands of outstanding students of Wang Jing Academy like this! "
When Zheng Qian listened, the chrysanthemum tightened.
Damn it, what trouble did you do to me again?
Should... Shouldn't...
Zheng Qian thought of a terrible possibility.
Is it possible that the identity of the north and south of the cat has been exposed?
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