A Million Ways To Live In A Dungeon

Entering the territory of Yingzhou, the north and south cats beside them couldn't help covering their noses.

"Well, it smells like a sewer."

"Well, I can smell it too."

Zheng Qian frowned slightly.

However, Zheng Qian's senses of combat have already broken away from the dependence on the five senses, and have evolved towards perceptual skills and mental perception.

Therefore, Zheng Qian's sense of smell has deteriorated a lot after six evolutions due to the reduced importance, and is not as sensitive as cats.

In Zheng Qian's nose, the smell is a bit like 84 disinfectant at best.

Cat Nan Bei is not so lucky.

After evolving to the cat mandrill, the sense of smell, as an important sense organ, plays a very important role in combat, so instead of degenerating, it has become more sensitive.

In her nose, it smelled like being shit by two thousand people, and then there was no sunroof to let off the smell, and the door was closed for three years in a public toilet.

"Oh~ No way, meow, I'm going to die meow."

After a few steps, the cat can't walk in the north and south.

Because the more you go to the territory of Yingzhou country, the more sour and refreshing the taste.

After only a few steps, the taste has doubled.

This is the unique taste of high-purity magic element of magic crystal, which has filled the whole area of ​​Yingzhou.

It is estimated that people who are not up to the level of Zheng Sepi can not smell it.

But this smell is really fatal for the strong.

According to this purity, if you go further inside, the north and south cats are likely to be alive and stink to death.

If you go near the magic crystal, it is very likely that even Zheng Qian himself will be overwhelmed.

[High rank abnormal resistance]

【High rank resistance enhancement】

【strong】

After applying these three buffs for myself and Cat Nanbei at the same time, the taste finally faded.

Of course, it is impossible to not smell at all.

Although the complexion of the north and south of the cat eased a lot, he still couldn't help holding his nose and walking.

"This country smells like a sewer."

Facing the cat's dissatisfaction, Zheng Qian could only smile: "Let's bear it, aren't we here to solve the problem?"

"If they don't agree, I'm going to meow it myself." Nan Bei said, reaching out five fingers, fingertips popped out of a foot-long cone-shaped claws.

Regarding Zheng Qian, who was highly sensitive to danger, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

This will be scratched by her, I am afraid I can't bear it.

Having said that, when he first met the cat Nanbei, Zheng Qian discovered that she had many things that were different from ordinary cats.

Now it has evolved into a mandrill.

What is her background?

Unable to figure it out, Zheng Qian didn't think too much.

Is it important?

unimportant.

The important thing is that she is by her side, that's enough.

In this way, a dragon and a cat turned into human forms and walked towards the territory of Yingzhou.

...

The capital of Yingzhou * Peaceful Kyoto.

This is a city that is only about one-twentieth of the Royal City, with a population of 40,000, but it is one of the most prosperous cities in Yingzhou.

The huge attic in the center of the city is quite magnificent. Its name is Tianshou Pavilion and it is the center of the Yingzhou regime.

The long houses with Yingzhou characteristics are arranged radially outwards with the castle tower as the center.

Walking down the street, there are samurai with bald heads in a bun and loose dry clothes, as well as women in kimonos with hair tied like a plum.

But there is no beauty in Zheng Qian's imagination.

On the contrary, married women say that an unmarried girl has a mouth full of black teeth, which makes Zheng Qian feel quite disgusting.

Yes, black teeth are not cavities, but pure black teeth.

In Yingzhou, unmarried girls must paint their own teeth in pure black with a special dye. This is the custom of Yingzhou.

This custom that makes people appetite drastically makes Zheng Qian have serious doubts about the aesthetics of Yingzhou people.

This custom really resembles the Heiankyo period of Japan on earth.

Originally, Zheng Qian was still looking forward to it.

Right, Yingzhou, right, everyone understands, right? Right?

Maybe you just married a side room?

But now I see it, especially the black teeth...

I think if I let me kiss those Qiuqiu people in Longming Underground City, maybe I would have to talk a little bit more.

In any case, Zheng Qian and Mao Nanbei did not stay much. Ping An Jing looked very backward. There were basically no electrical appliances and no scenery to see. It would be better to go directly to the Tianshou Pavilion, deal with the matter as soon as possible, and leave here. A country that tastes like a sewer.

However, Zheng Qian found a problem along the way.

There is no adventurer guild in Yingzhou?

You know, even a super-mini country like Kota, which has no warriors or magicians, will set up adventurers' guilds.

Actually there is no Yingzhou?

and also.

Why are all women on the streets of Yingzhou?

At least nine out of ten people are women.

Even if I see men, nearly half are old, weak, sick and disabled.

What exactly is going on?

at the same time.

Standing in front of the castle tower, Torii, as the minister of the shogunate, Okamon Yannon felt he had been humiliated like never before.

He has served the Xiangdang General Ruozhi and the general's wife Wei Hun for the first time all his life. It can be said that there are less than one person and more than ten thousand people.

In Yingzhou, who does not know the name of Liu Nong, Gangmen?

But now, but...

Just two days ago, a messenger suddenly visited the eastern Sichuan.

I thought it was something, but I didn't expect the messenger to be very rampant. When he entered the office, he took a picture of him on his desk and said to him:

[Two days later, our Difen King in Eastern Sichuan, Mr. Zheng Qian, will come to your country to deal with the ultra-high purity magic crystal incident, please handle it properly. 】

The arrogance of the tone, the words are full of coercion.

Speaking of Eastern Sichuan, Gangmen Liunong hates this country for penetrates the bone.

Previously it was just a big country, and it was kept under the ass of Dad Eagle Valley for twenty years without seeing the sun.

Somehow, he suddenly made a fortune and defeated Eagle Valley.

After the Eagle Valley high-level exchange of blood, the support for Yingzhou was cut off.

Now this Chuandong is so arrogant, he sent an envoy directly without consulting his opinions, and directly said that he would deal with the magic crystal incident.

Do you think that Dayingzhou is your grandmother's home? Come if you want?

In our country’s internal affairs, do you intervene when you say you intervene?

Also, maybe Zhao Aotian is okay, two points king? What it is? I have never heard of it before.

After reporting to the shogun, the shogun Xiangdang Ruozhi was furious, and personally ordered Gangmen Liunong: at all costs, let the two-part king of Eastern Sichuan sweep the face and raise my prestige in Dayingzhou.

Wait, Zheng Qian, the dichotomous king.

I will let you know that I cannot violate the prestige of Yingzhou.

Gangmen Liunong gritted his teeth thinking this way, and he had already planned countless plans to humiliate Zheng Qian in his heart.

Between thoughts.

Not far away, two figures of a man and a woman appeared at the end of the street.

coming.

Gangmen Liunon's heart sank and took a deep breath.

Take a closer look.

But I saw a man and a woman, both looking only twenty years old, quite young.

This stinky kid is the two-pointed king of Eastern Sichuan?

Especially women, should it be his concubine?

But that beauty...

So ugly!

Gangmen Liunong couldn't help but gasped.

This girl with pink hair didn't even paint her black teeth.

Why not black teeth? Does this woman have no shame and aesthetics?

Disgusting! The girl with white teeth is disgusting, like a chicken.

Gangmen Liunong resisted his nausea, smiled and said, "Welcome, Lord Zheng Qian, the dichotomous king of Eastern Sichuan, I am Gangmen Liunong, Minister of the Yingzhou Shogunate. I am mainly responsible for handling and receiving this incident."

"Hello." Zheng Qian gave him a smile for the time being.

It's just that he is a little strange.

Why is this pocky, bald man with a QR code looking at my wife with a look of shit?

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