A Million Ways To Live In A Dungeon

"Hey! Cub! Face my old mother!"

Zheng Sepi, who was about to look at the beautiful girl outside, suddenly felt like someone holding a bowling ball, grabbing his own Tian Ling Gai.

Then, his gaze rotated 180 degrees uncontrollably.

Zheng Sepi clearly saw that Venus's bloodshot eyes were staring at him with cannibalistic eyes.

"Hey, you filthy mortal, there is something to say to my old lady again, you are not interested in my old lady?!"

"are you crazy?!"

Zheng Sepi yelled: "I said I'm not interested in Yanmar!"

"Are you toasting or not eating fine wine?!"

"Hey, is there enough trouble? Is it enough to stay away? I can smell you."

"you……"

Venus's angry egg is about to crack.

Although she did not.

As a god of beauty, whether it is a god, a demon, a human, or a Magical Beasts, the first reaction to seeing Venus is the irresistible desire to discuss the mystery of the evolution of life with her.

From birth to the present, billions of years, where is Venus not much attention!

How dare you ignore me as a lsp?

Venus felt that his dignity as a beauty god was greatly provoked.

I do not believe!

Go fuck the dungeon, go fuck the remains of the gods.

My mother is a god of beauty! All the things with handles in this world, even a cockroach sees my old lady, will be incontinent.

How can I not even seduce an lsp!

The task is not important, this old man must get it!

"You mortal! Now let you see the charm of the goddess of beauty!"

The real Venus pulled two jade arms.

Hearing a crash, Zheng Sepi's upper body clothes were stripped into cloth strips on the spot.

"Tug, what are you doing?!"

"Hahahaha! Don't be afraid, I will let you realize how happy it is to be a man."

"Are you crazy?! Hey! Pants...no! Only pants are not good!"

There was a crash.

Zheng Sepi's trousers also turned into strips of cloth, revealing the trousers that hadn't been changed for seven days.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

"Lie down for the old lady obediently, let you go to the base in one second, let you climb to the top in two seconds, and let you ascend to heaven in three seconds, and experience the charm of my god of beauty! Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!"

Venus was about to stretch out his hand, Zheng Seppi had a clever move, a sliding shovel, escaped the fatal blow.

The empty Venus smashed the wall on the spot.

good chance!

Where can Zheng Sepi, who scared Shuyang, take care of the trouble of breaking out of prison?

A stride, rushed out through the broken wall.

What's the matter with that crazy lady?

I have never been the only one who insulted others. How could anyone insult me ​​so much?

Before he could think about it, Zheng Sepi ran towards the guild with all four limbs like a frightened dog.

At the broken prison wall, the dust was dispersed by an unknown force.

With a crash, the rubble burst.

A woman with scarlet eyes came out, her saliva crackling and dripping like a beast.

"You~where~in~human?!"

…

"Help! Brother Zheng Qian! There is a crazy lady who wants to assault me! She is so fierce! My clothes were stripped by her in an instant!!!"

The shutter door was kicked open.

Zheng Sepi grabbed a piece of tattered clothes and rushed into the guild, and those who cried and called to Zheng Qian.

Zheng Qian suddenly tightened the chrysanthemum.

Why is this stuff here?

And most of the night wears pants.

"Zheng Qian Dage, save me!"

What dignity can Zheng Seppi care for? One knelt down, shoveled to the edge of Zheng Qian's thigh, and drew a miserable character with his nose while holding his thigh.

"You're so disgusting, fuck!"

Zheng Qian raised his leg with a kick, and Zheng Sepi flew seven or eight meters away on the spot.

Unexpectedly, Zheng Sepi didn't care, and flew over again, clinging to Zheng Qian's thigh: "There is a mad woman who covets Daddy's beauty, please insult me! Save me!"

Zheng Sepi cried and burst into tears.

Even Zheng Qian, who has experienced countless lives and deaths in the dungeon, was stunned.

Then…

Zheng Qian smiled.

This is definitely the happiest time Zheng Qian has laughed since crossing.

"Is there a horse to assault you? Oh, I'm really slashing my butt with a knife: I opened my eyes."

"What I said is true! She is about to kill!"

"Okay, I almost believed it."

"I really didn't lie to you! Zheng Qian Dage, use your invincible magic to find a way!"

"Oh, please come and wake up this kid!"

Hearing this, Kachesky slapped the table excitedly: "I'm coming!"

He stood up, unfastened his belt, and said excitedly: "Let me wake him up with the old yellow urine passed down from generation to generation in the Katcher family!"

"Fuck, do you want to be so cruel?" Zheng Sepi immediately started ruminating in disgust.

Zheng Qian sneered: "What do you mean? Oh, there is still a horse like you who wants to be on you?

Today, there must be a horse coming out from that door to find you, me! when! field! Just eat this table. "

Zheng Qian knocked on the table, his sonorous voice resounded throughout the guild.

Immediately after...

boom!

The door was pushed open again.

A tall beauty with bloodshot eyes rushed into the guild, and her eyes were locked on Zheng Seppi: "Hey, hey, I found you! So you like to play onlookers? That's right, I like it too!"

Zheng Qian: "..."

Watching all this, Kachesky suddenly sighed: "Mr. Zheng Qian, here is my Kache family's open mouth that has been passed down from generation to generation."

When Zheng Sepi saw it, he was astonished as a sifting chaff, with no blood on his face. He turned around and shouted, "Brother Zheng Qian, that's her!!!"

Zheng Qian nibbled the corner of the table without love, and chewed: "I'll wait until I finish eating."

Venus at this moment has been dazzled by unwillingness and humiliation.

The task is not important anymore.

Only this human being!

Only this human!

Today I want this ignorant human being to appreciate the charm of Beauty God.

"Hey, this is the Adventurer's Guild. Those who don't have an adventurer card are forbidden to enter."

At this time, a team of six adventurers next to him stopped in front of Venus with weapons.

The guild has no guards. Instead, the guild will use its own funds to hire mountain bronze adventurers to guard the guild as daily security.

Although the level requirements are high and the rewards are only gold level, this kind of leisure and safety task still makes many mountain bronze level adventurers willing to perform.

Therefore, there is no shortage of masters in the guild, security is available 24 hours a day, and at least a team of mountain bronze adventurers.

Those who dare to trespass will be called out, and the necessary level of violence can be used against those who insist on trespassing.

When several men in the team saw Venus, they couldn't help but be stunned by her beauty.

It seems that you are planning to wait to "invite" her out, where should you "attack" her?

However…

This time, the entire team of mountain Bronze adventurers encountered the iron plate.

"My old lady is not interested in you mediocre mortals!"

Shake it off.

The violent hurricane scraped the floor of the entire guild hall to pieces.

Six mountain Bronze adventurers scraped into pieces on the spot.

The tables, chairs and benches fell apart.

Even the long guild front desk in the distance was blown to pieces.

The Misses at the front desk suddenly screamed in panic.

Where did Zheng Seppi have seen this battle? A big master screamed more harshly than Miss at the front desk while holding his chest.

"Keep down under my old mother's skirt!"

Nothing can stop Venus.

Venus leaped up and pounced like a world-famous painting in the first episode of a cautious brave.

However…

boom!

"Varied……"

The overly shocking reality allowed Venus to regain some sense of reason from his madness.

At this critical moment, a man stood between her and the prey.

Holding her shoulder with one hand, Zheng Qian frowned.

He was actually crushed by Venus's force for three steps in a row.

"This Miss, you look pretty, I didn't expect to be blind?"

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