A million ways to survive in the dungeon

well? what's the situation?

I haven't come to you yet, and you came by yourself?

Sitting in the conference hall, everyone was dumbfounded and looked at each other.

Even Zheng Qian was stunned.

I saw Xiao Urushi's face was rosy and refreshed, as if he was twenty years younger.

Everyone poked their ears with their little fingers in unison.

What did this guy say just now?

With a bang, Zheng Qian stood up and slapped the table. He was embarrassed and even said tremblingly: "Ah~ what, I think Professor Xiao means that we have outstanding people in eastern Sichuan. Even the girls on the street are a beautiful scenery. .”

When the leaders heard this, their expressions softened a little.

However, Xiao Wenchi scratched his olive-shaped head and said with a confused expression: "What girl on the street? I'm talking about the bathing center in eastern Sichuan."

Zheng Qian: "..."

The expressions of the leaders instantly froze.

Xiao Bichi thought for a while and added: "King Zheng Zhan really has a good sense. The bathing center you recommended is great. So, next time we go together, I will treat you."

Zheng Qian: "..."

Everyone turned their attention to Zheng Qian.

At this moment, Zheng Qian was as embarrassed as he could be.

Did he go to the bathing center with him on horseback? Or were you the one who showed the way?

"Uh, no, you listen to my excuses, I..."

"King Zheng Zhan, please tell me clearly what is going on!"

Just as Zheng Qian was about to say something, Massaki, the Lord of the North, interrupted.

"If we don't explain clearly, we will withdraw." Leader Faris said.

"This... that... I..." Zheng Qian, who had a lotus tongue, became mute at this moment, opening and closing his mouth like a goldfish lacking oxygen, unable to say a word.

Seeing this, Xiao Zichi slapped the table: "Hey, what else can there be? I'll tell you."

"can not say!!!"

Zheng Qian still wanted to stop him, but it was too late.

"Last night I was looking for Ma Zi, and King Zheng Zhan told me to go bathing in a street. As a result, I got high and collapsed, and I just woke up now."

After Xiao Bianchi finished his eloquent conversation, he didn't forget to add: "You guys haven't been waiting for long, right? By the way, what are you doing here?"

Zheng Qian: "..."

After hearing all this, the expressions of all the state leaders turned into two zeros plus an underline.

It's probably like this: 0_0

"King Zheng Zhan, are you afraid that you will lose your reputation and treat us like monkeys? We have no right to deal with you, but we will make this matter clear to Situ Zhou."

Tianshan Kingdom Lord Jianren's eyes were filled with anger.

The leaders of other countries also cast angry or contemptuous looks at Zheng Qian.

Look at Xiao Urinal again.

This guy seems to have no idea what's going on.

"I regarded you as my brother, and you actually sold me out?!"

…the next day…

"Although the rest of the world does not intend to pursue this incident, I must make a statement and fine you one year's salary. Zheng Qian, do you have any objections?"

In the palace, Zheng Qian rarely knelt down on one knee to Situ Zhou.

"No objection." Zheng Qian replied feeling aggrieved.

Last night, after figuring out the truth of the matter, the leaders of various countries were very angry and left the venue in anger.

Finally, the Zhao Aotian incident was resolved, and Xiao Urinal was satisfied. Countries traveled all over the capital because of this incident, and they also gained a basic understanding of Eastern Sichuan, which will be of great benefit to future diplomacy.

Only Zheng Qian became the bad guy.

What's the point of riding a horse?

Although being fined one year's salary was a mild punishment, Zheng Qian still felt uncomfortable.

"Oops, Brother Zheng." Xiao Zichi, who was standing next to him, laughed and squatted down, patted his shoulder and said with a smile: "I think you are not sincere in admitting your mistake in this matter.

Otherwise, your boss wouldn't have punished you so harshly, right?

Moreover, I think your real fault is that you are not honest. Look at those national leaders who are being fooled by you.

You see, instead of worrying about your salary, it is better to worry about how to gain a foothold in the world in the future. "

Wow, he is so mean.

Seeing Xiao Wenchi standing and talking without pain, and even gloating about his misfortune, Zheng Qian was ready to strangle him to death.

After last night's incident, Zheng Qian asked someone to inquire and found out that Xiao Bichi was famous for liking mixed bathing centers.

Every time you visit a country, you must visit all the bathing centers there.

I hid it for him at first because I wanted to save his reputation.

From the very beginning of the co-authorship, I was just being too sentimental. Is this guy an out-and-out super LSP with no bottom line from beginning to end? !

And the whole world knows it, but I don’t know it!

You boy, I have recorded this account.

Zheng Qian was so angry that his lungs almost exploded.

How could there be such shameless people in this world? Still the leader of a country!

No matter what, this matter comes to an end here.

In the afternoon of that day, state leaders entered the Sichuan Palace one after another.

In the National Parliament Hall, which had already been decorated, thirty fully armed honor guards had been waiting in front of a twenty-meter-long table.

Zhao Aotian and Zheng Qian stood on both sides of him respectively.

"Welcome, everyone."

Situ Zhou, who had been waiting for him for a long time, stood up.

After a simple greeting, the state leaders took their seats in order according to the time they came to eastern Sichuan.

Finally, there is the Xiao urinal.

He put on a clean white coat and sat next to Situ Zhou.

Before taking his seat, Xiao Urchin and the three old men from the mountain who sat next to him looked at each other as if they had a tacit understanding.

Immediately, the two sides looked away without any eye contact.

As the doors of the orichalcum conference room closed, the World Congress of Scientific Discussion officially began.

This discussion conference will not only determine the future historical direction of mankind, but it is also what Zheng Qian is most concerned about, whether it can improve the overall combat effectiveness of mankind in a short period of time.

If it is true, as Xiao Zichi said, that humans can be raised to the lowest level of lv50, then by selecting the strongest among them and cultivating them in a targeted manner, humans will truly have the lowest level of power necessary for fighting.

The magic of the three old men in the mountains.

The science of toilet bowls.

Which direction will the future development trend of Rodinia continent lean towards?

This meeting will determine the answer.

Situ Zhou glanced around and saw that the leaders of sixteen countries gathered together. What a grand occasion it was.

He took a deep breath, cleared his throat and spoke.

"I am very pleased that you all have come from afar for this scientific discussion conference. Here, I would like to express my sincere gratitude to all the leaders and powerful people of our friendly countries.

This scientific discussion conference was initiated by Xiao Bichi, the leader of Kota State.

If you don’t have anything else to say, Professor Xiao, please be the first to speak. "

With Situ Zhou's permission, Xiao Bichi slowly stood up, and with everyone watching, he spoke.

"Then let me start directly from the conclusion.

Everyone, magic is stupid. The ultimate direction of development of this world should be science! "

"What..." Zheng Qian took a sharp breath.

Not to mention the three old men in the mountain, even Zheng Qian was shocked by the first sentence of Xiao Bianchi's opening chapter.

What was this guy talking about when he came up? !

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