A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Only children make choices.

Shinji wants them all.

Under the shield, Jon suddenly screamed: "Okay!"

Scared Misato Katsuragi and Ritsuko Akagi.

However, it was precisely because of this scream that the two girls finally came to their senses.

They looked at each other.

They saw deep shock in each other's eyes.

Let's not talk about the sword first.

What was that slash just now?

It was too...

cool.

Jon shook his head: "Glorious and mighty spirit, obey my command, kill without mercy, Lao Zhen has stood up."

Ritsuko Akagi: ? ? ?

Misato Katsuragi: ? ? ?

Forget it.

There are many things I don't understand.

This sentence is not a big deal.

At this point, we still have to check the status of the three machines as soon as possible.

And Unit 3...

God bless, don't scrap it.

……

……

I am a hero.

I am a great hero!

Shinji suddenly found the meaning of life.

Different from previous battles.

This time, he really managed to turn the tide by himself.

Back to the base.

Facing many sincere respectful eyes, Shinji's spine unconsciously straightened a little.

In sharp contrast to him, was the dejected Asuka.

Looking at Shinji's back, the girl gritted her teeth: "What are you proud of? It's just because of good luck..."

Sour, yes.

She didn't go so far as to 'put aside the facts'.

The rebuttal was subconscious.

In fact, she was very grateful to Shinji.

Of course, she also hated herself for being powerless.

Ayanami Rei didn't have so many psychological activities.

For her, fighting is fighting, just do your best.

Although it's unfortunate that she got hit this time, she just needs to pay more attention next time.

Back to the command room, Shinji saw his living father at a glance, and his good mood immediately dissipated.

"What are you doing?" He said unhappily.

Ikari Gendō pushed his glasses: "Well done."

After saying that, he actually left without looking back.

It was as if the top commander appeared here just to say this to his own son.

Now Shinji couldn't handle it.

Fortunately, he learned the whole set of anti-PUA and didn't waste too much energy because of a sentence.

Well done?

It was well done.

I deserve all the flowers, honors and applause!

No, no...

At least 1/2 is what I deserve.

The remaining 1/2 is all due to Mr. Jon's careful cultivation.

In this regard, Jon said: "You are quite smart."

This is indeed a victory worth celebrating.

But it is also a very bleak victory.

Although the three pilots were not seriously injured and only suffered the slightest damage. But the EVA body was miserable.

Unit-01 was fine.

Unit-0 and Unit-2 were damaged by more than 80%.

Unit-3 was almost scrapped. Before it was completely repaired, it could not perform combat missions for a long time.

Looking at Unit-2 soaked in the solution, Asuka was rarely quiet.

After reviewing the situation, she, as the main player, was the first to fall.

To be frank, she held the whole team back, and later on, because of her mistakes, the team was almost wiped out.

"So the so-called talent, in front of the real talent, seems so worthless...?" Asuka murmured to herself. Although she was smiling, that smile was uglier than crying.

At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded behind her: "E mo, Xiangxiang?"

"Who!" Asuka was startled, like a frightened rabbit, and quickly wiped her face.

She pretended to be calm and turned back, but saw Jon with his hands in his pockets, looking like nothing happened, and slowly walked over.

"What's going on, it turns out to be you." Asuka deliberately turned her head away, not wanting Jon to notice her red eyes.

Unfortunately, Jon kept talking about the same thing: "Isn't it just that he failed 1234567 times? What's the big deal? I know someone who has never won since his debut. He is obviously not weak in his own strength, but he always encounters some opponents who are so strong that they are sick. He is nicknamed the budget warrior by everyone."

Three big question marks appeared on Asuka's head.

But she refused to admit defeat: "I haven't failed so many times, at most I have failed three or four times."

"To be honest, for pilots like you, being able to survive after the battle is considered a success." Jon came over and stood beside Asuka.

It was not until then that Asuka realized that Jon was so tall.

Taller than anyone she knew, stronger than anyone she knew.

This made her think of a line of lyrics: "A man among men, a male among males."

Even Asuka herself didn't notice that she blushed a little.

"Ah Zhen, you're not right? I thought you were feeling quite down, so I came to comfort you, but you acted like a young girl with me. If you keep doing this, I'll turn around and leave."

A charming atmosphere is a charming atmosphere, and being unromantic is unromantic.

The two are not contradictory.

After hearing what Qiao En said, Asuka instantly returned to reality and couldn't help rolling her eyes: "Are you okay? If you're okay, you can leave."

"Have you noticed that when you are close to me, all your unhappiness will disappear." Jon forcefully grabbed Asuka's chin and made her look directly at him: "Do you think this is a wonderful fate? "

"Yeah, the reason why my unhappiness disappeared is because when I saw you, I couldn't get angry at all." Asuka wanted to struggle.

It's a pity that her little strength is completely inadequate compared to Jon.

Jon smiled strangely: "Maybe this is the feeling of heartbeat."

Molesting underage beautiful girls or something like that, Sai Gao!

Asuka: "Get out!"

Those who can defeat emo will always be speechless.

Asuka hit and kicked her, and in the end she even used her teeth.

Jon shook his finger: "Too weak, too weak."

But he was done playing, and let go of the red screaming chicken: "Fight with me? Little girl, it's better to go home and nurse."

"Who are you calling a little girl?" Asuka was furious.

Jon didn't answer, turned around and disappeared.

It's almost 8 o'clock.

There is other work to be done.

But what Jon didn't expect was that when he returned to the room, not only Katsuragi Misato, but even Akagi Ritsuko was there.

"What's this called? Double happiness?" Jon smiled half-heartedly: "What makes you think I'm a gentleman?"

Ritsuko Akagi was about to speak.

Suddenly.

The light in the room dimmed.

(One hundred thousand words are omitted here)

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…

"I feel refreshed, I feel refreshed." Jon walked out of the room. It was already the morning of the second day.

Shinji was making breakfast today. When he saw Jon, he greeted him warmly: "Good morning, Mr. Qiao Qiao."

"Morning for you too." Jon smiled and sat down at the dining table.

At this moment, Ling Boli, who was wearing an unchanging student uniform, and Asuka, who was wearing a vest and shorts, also came to the table.

Shinji brought a lot of breakfast and looked inside: "Look at the shoes in the entrance. Miss Misato should be there today. I'll ask her to eat."

It's a coincidence.

As soon as he finished speaking, Akagi Ritsuko and Katsuragi Misato came out of the same room with messy hair.

The atmosphere suddenly became quiet.

Except for Jon, the client, the three little ones had different expressions.

Some are shocked, some are calm, and some are confused.

Asuka was the most precocious and talkative. She stood up with a bang and knocked down the chair behind her: "You...you..."

Got caught doing this.

Moreover, being caught by a few juniors would be a bit embarrassing.

Asuka looked at Jon sharply again: "You actually..."

Jon stared back unceremoniously: "Yes, that's right, I did it, so what?"

He chewed the bread slowly: "There is hard work without credit. If I do well, I am like a decent person. Of course I will take advantage of it."

Asuka: "Dirty, shameless!"

Jon chuckled: "It's really a pleasure to hear the insults of beautiful girls so early in the morning. Swear a little more, it feels so good."

There's something perverted here, Mom!

Asuka was so shocked that she didn't know what to say.

Shinji realized it later, and the expression on his face became quite subtle.

"Two at a time? Isn't that a little..."

"But from a human perspective, Mr. Jon is indeed a rare handsome guy. He also has a good figure and excellent muscle lines."

"No, no, why am I starting to have random thoughts?"

Shinji's brainstorming made him look stupid.

At this moment, Ling Boli put down the porridge bowl: "I'm full."

…

…

After detailed inspection.

No obvious diseases or mutations were found.

Ritsuko Akagi touched her belly and said with some worry: "Isn't it really possible that aliens will be born?"

"Hey, don't scare me!" Misato Katsuragi trembled: "If something like that really happens, it's better to just die."

"Yes, the chances of getting pregnant are higher." Ritsuko Akagi wanted to describe this issue in the tone of a professional scientific researcher, but unfortunately at the end, she thought of her own situation, which seemed to be no better than Misato Katsuragi.

For a moment, he was relatively speechless.

In the end, Ritsuko Akagi could only smile bitterly: "Should it be said that it is a complete evolution of human life forms? I have no doubt that if that guy really tried his best, the two of us would have died last night."

Ge Chengmei said sternly: "I am a professionally trained soldier."

"Soldiers don't train in that field either," Ritsuko Akagi retorted.

Misato Katsuragi's expression was a little ugly: "At least I can last longer than you physically."

"Then what are you so proud of?" Ritsuko Akagi wanted to ask.

But thinking about the situation between the two of them, she silently withdrew a message.

The atmosphere was silent again.

After a long time, Ritsuko Akagi pushed up her glasses and said to Misato Katsuragi in a low voice: "This matter is a secret between the two of us. No one can tell it, otherwise what awaits us will be endless imprisonment and torture." Research.

Make the worst assumption. If you are really unfortunate enough to be tricked, you and I will be treated as a matrix... You also know the attributes of those people above. They will not let go of any opportunity to master powerful power.

Because this is a major issue related to human evolution, and it can even replace that plan to some extent, you know what I mean. "

Ge Chengmei had a headache just listening to it.

But she also knew that everything Ritsuko Akagi said made sense, so she nodded seriously and said, "I understand, and I will definitely keep this secret."

The conversation changed: "It's just that I still feel awkward, obviously..."

"That's not what you said yesterday. You were obviously twisting harder than anyone else." Ritsuko Akagi exposed the other party ruthlessly.

Misato Katsuragi's face turned red: "I just don't want others to look down on human beings."

"So you have the idea of ​​safeguarding the honor of all mankind. It's really disrespectful to say this." Ritsuko Akagi smiled half-heartedly.

Misato Katsuragi couldn't stand it anymore, so she said "I'm going to work" and left in a hurry.

She doesn't know.

After she left, Ritsuko Akagi touched her belly with a strange expression: "If it really happens, it will be a leap forward in the evolution of human life."

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…

Don't know why.

Asuka suddenly starts interrogating Jon.

"Did you do it?"

In one sentence, get straight to the point.

Jon shook his head: "We just played Ludo all night. If you don't believe me, you can ask them."

Asuka:? ? ?

Are you treating others as fools if they don’t get angry?

Instead, Jon asked: "Why do you care so much? A minor, who doesn't think about studying hard all day long, thinks about some inexplicable things."

Three black lines appeared on Asuka's head: "It's a small-headed melon."

Qiao Wen smiled and said nothing.

Asuka reacted belatedly: "You are looking for death!"

Jon: "If you are busy with this and that all day long, why not think about solving a few scientific problems? How many of the Millennium Problems can you solve? How many of the world's famous conjectures can you solve? So people still need to read more. Read good books and don’t always think about things in the milk bag.”

Asuka stormed off: "You really don't have much success, but you have more than enough time to talk about breasts. Will you die if we don't talk about milk bags?"

Jon said truthfully: "I won't die, but it will be quite fun to see your reaction."

"Washing!" Asuka punched angrily.

The next second she was locked.

"This is love's naked choke," Jon whispered behind her.

pity.

There's no pink vibe at all.

Instead, the scene was filled with the smell of death.

When Shinji walked into the living room.

What I saw happened to be the scene where Asuka slapped Jon's arm wildly to signal him to let go.

I couldn't help but scratch my head: "What's the fuss about?"

Jon just made a little joke with Asuka and let the beautiful girl go.

Asuka gasped for air, her face flushed - caused by lack of oxygen.

"Okay, stop making trouble, there is new work at the base." Shinji said to Asuka.

"Again... training again?" Asuka fanned herself with her hands, looking unhappy.

"No, we will know the specific situation when you arrive." Shinji said as he walked towards the back room.

He also wanted to inform Ling Boli.

Asuka gave Jon a dirty look.

Jon opened his mouth and said in a deliberately seductive tone: "I know you are envious. Considering your beauty, I can't give you a chance. Anyway, human laws are against me. Invalid, I don’t really care whether I am an adult or not.”

Asuka:? ? ?

You are poisonous!

That's what she wanted to say.

But when the words came to his lips, they changed to "What opportunity?"