A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

"Mr. Jon, I met someone today."

"oh."

"I don't know why, I feel a little strange."

"oh?"

"Maybe, probably, maybe... he wants to be gay with me?"

"oh!"

Jon's eyes lit up: "Is there such a thing?"

Shinji nodded sheepishly: "Do you think I am too self-aware?"

Jon touched his chin: "I can't say anything about your situation."

Don't ask.

To ask means to say that it is not good or difficult to say.

Jon blinked: "What else? What else?"

"That person refused to say his name, but he vaguely revealed the atmosphere that we will meet again in the future." The figure of the young man flashed in Shinji's mind, and he suddenly got goosebumps: "It always feels a little subtle. ”

Jon: "Oh~"

"Mr. Jon, don't just say 'Oh', give me some advice." Shinji grabbed his hair with an annoyed look on his face.

But Jon didn't understand: "Why are you so interested in someone you just met once?"

When this question came out, Shinji was stunned for a moment and hesitated: "Because..."

"For what?" Jon asked.

Shinji was speechless.

Jon narrowed his eyes and looked at the other person with a scrutinizing look: "If you care, you will be confused. If you are confused, it means you care. Then again, who are you gay?"

Shinji was anxious: "My orientation is normal!"

Jon smiled: "How do you know this kind of thing without giving it a try? Men and women, gender should not be so stuck, race should not be so stuck, and even the boundaries between organic and inorganic substances should not be stuck. How can you Do you know that you must be normal?”

Shinji:? ? ?

There's something wrong with you, Mr. Jon.

Jon spread his hands: "Don't look at me with that look. It's not that there's something wrong with me, I'm so right."

He tried to give Shinji an example: "Just like Unit-1, you don't feel any heartbeat at all. What you go in and out of all day long, even if it's just a stone, does it have feelings?"

Shinji looked in disbelief: "I did it for combat. Besides, is the insertion of the injection plug the same as normal insertion?"

Jon: "What's the difference?"

At this point, Shinji knew he couldn't continue the conversation.

The two sides are not players of the same level at all, and continuing to talk will only lead to self-humiliation.

But talk to others.

It’s time to say it or not.

I feel really relaxed.

Shinji took a long breath.

never mind.

We’ll talk about the rest later.

Don't waste your energy on such boring questions.

Let’s take a step back.

Even if there is a vague premonition.

He and the boy may not really be able to meet each other.

There are so many coincidences in fate.

Ha ha ha ha……

Hahaha……

Ha ha……

Clam?

It turns out.

Destiny is a mean bitch.

The less you want to see something.

Something will appear before your eyes.

The young man smiled, ignored the people on both sides, and walked straight to Shinji: "We meet again, Shinji-kun."

Shinji suddenly came to his senses.

Look around.

He remembered.

oh.

Today is still the most basic simulation training.

Unit 1 has been repaired, as have Unit 0 and Unit 2.

Just wait until they recover and return to combat.

but……

Miss Misato Katsuragi said that a new qualified person has appeared.

Um.

This is the person in front of me.

After the boy said hello to Shinji, he returned to the original place and introduced himself: "I am Nagisa Kaoru. Please give me your advice in the future."

Regarding these words.

Asuka chooses to stay away

——She looked a little displeased at this pretty boy.

Although she no longer has the morbid mentality of 'everyone must look at me', Asuka still doesn't like people like Nagisa Kaoru who are too dazzling.

Ayanami Rei expressed her indifference.

Her expressionless face is her strongest expression.

After a brief moment of astonishment, Shinji applauded in unison.

Nagisa Kaoru smiled.

He smiled softly and said with his lips: "Thank you."

After introducing the newcomers.

Training begins soon.

Kaoru Nagisa's machine seemed to have not been officially completed yet, so he was assigned to pilot the No. 3 machine.

Unlike the previous pilot of Unit 3, Touji Suzuhara, he got started with Unit 3 very quickly. His synchronization rate reached above the average level during the first contact, and his combat intuition was very keen, and he easily defeated the enemy. The water angel acts as a virtual enemy.

End of training——

Shinji came out of the lcl solution.

I happened to see Nagisa Kaoru also sitting up.

Meeting Shinji's eyes, Nagisa Kaoru smiled gently: "Would you like to take a shower together?"

Shinji nodded, "Okay."

Once upon a time there were three trainers.

Two women and one man.

It's fine now.

The ratio of men to women has finally been harmonized.

The men's bathroom also welcomed its second guest.

But Asuka looked at the backs of Nagisa Kaoru and Shinji chatting and laughing, and kept reminding them: "Hey, be careful not to let your man get abducted by a strange man."

Ayanami Rei didn't quite understand the meaning.

Asuka pointed to the distance: "Look! Look over there!"

Ayanami said "Oh": "I respect all of Shinji-kun's choices."

At this time, Ritsuko Akagi came over holding the folder: "Zero, did Jon convey what I said to you?"

Ayanami Rei: "It's a memory backup, right? I understand."

After saying that, he and Ritsuko Akagi left.

Asuka:......

In the end, am I alone in the co-authorship?

She stamped her foot angrily.

But he had no choice but to walk to the women's bathroom glumly.

But it’s Shinji’s side.

Take a shower.

Definitely not wearing combat uniforms.

After taking off all his clothes, he turned on the shower.

Warm water falls from overhead.

Suddenly, a figure approached him: "Do you need me to rub your back?"

Shinji:! ! !

broken.

It's not an illusion.

Someone really wants to be gay to me.

He was instinctively wary.

Look back.

Just in time to meet a pair of harmless, non-offensive eyes.

Most of the energy in my heart immediately dissipated.

Shinji swallowed and said, "Well, I can just wash it myself."

Nagisa Kaoru did not refuse, humming an unknown tune in his mouth, and came to the shower next to Shinji.

Shinji:......

There are so many shower heads, what do you mean by being next to me?

But they were originally together, so it seemed quite unnatural to be so far apart on purpose.

Worried about gains and losses, Nagisa Kaoru said, "Shinji-kun, you are a little different from what I imagined."

Shinji came to his senses and asked subconsciously: "It's different? What's the difference?"

Nagisa Kaoru put his finger on one side of his face: "It's just that... it should be more sensitive and fragile?"

Shinji smiled: "I did go through that stage, but under Mr. Jon's guidance, my mental state became much better than before."

He deliberately showed his fists: "I vent my frustrations. This is my first time as a human being. I have no obligation to spoil others."

"Is it the first time for everyone to be a human being..." Nagisa Kaoru seemed to agree with this sentence: "That is to say, it is the first time for everyone to be a human being."

Shinji felt a little strange.

Because the thoughtful expression on Nagisa Kaoru's face was extremely rare to see on his normal days.

But soon, Nagisa Kaoru returned to normal and said with a smile: "Tell me about Mr. Jon? To be honest, I have heard his name more than once. I am curious about that incredible big shot. Very.”

Eh.

If you tell me this, I won’t feel sleepy anymore.

Shinji began to tell bit by bit how he and Mr. Jon met, got to know each other, worked hand in hand, and lived together.

Nagisa Kaoru's eyes became brighter and brighter: "That's great, like a reliable big brother."

"He's an older brother, a senior, and a life mentor." Shinji said with emotion: "I simply can't imagine what my life would be like without Mr. Jon. At least facing that irresponsible father, I should I can’t afford to resist.”

Between being cowardly and angry, I chose to be cowardly and angry.

Nagisa Kaoru smiled: "Then can I meet Mr. Jon? To be honest, I am simply too curious."

Shinji: "Well, Mr. Jon generally doesn't like others to disturb him, but if it's you, it should be okay."

then.

In the team going home, Rei Ayanami, who was doing memory backup, was missing, and Kaoru Nagisa was added.

"Wait, wait, wait! What's going on with this guy?" Asuka put her hands on her hips.

The next second, he grabbed Shinji's ear and said, "Explain it to me."

Nagisa Kaoru was about to break up the fight.

Unexpectedly, Shinji made a small grab and controlled Asuka: "Who are you with?"

Asuka swept down, trying to destroy Shinji's center of gravity.

However, Shinji, who had experienced many battles in the Spiritual Time Room, was more or less a little master. How could he be knocked down by such a weak attack? As soon as he drew back his legs, Asuka was helpless and screamed loudly: "Help, there is a pervert."

Not version T0, better than version T0.

Shinji was numb.

Quickly let go of Asuka: "Okay, okay, don't scream, I can explain."

Asuka snorted.

Shinji told the whole story.

Asuka was a little unhappy.

But she had no reason to stop it.

I could only sit back and sulk along the way.

Fortunately, the journey was not long, and the three of them quickly returned to the single-family villa arranged by the base.

After opening the door, Shinji called inside: "Mr. Jon, I brought a guest back."

Nagisa Kaoru observed the movement inside.

After a while, a tall black-haired young man wearing home clothes came back with a comic book.

"Welcome, you are Nagisa Kaoru, right? I've seen you for a long time."

"You are too polite." Nagisa Kaoru's tone is always gentle and gentle: "When it comes to reputation, I should be the one who has admired you for a long time."

Jon smiled and didn't answer.

Asuka suddenly complained: "Shinji bullied me!"

Jon: "Is this happening?"

Shinji chuckled.

He knew that Mr. Jon would never talk to Asuka at all.

So don't panic at all.

Surprisingly, Jon actually made the decision for Asuka today: "Then I'll punish you by cooking for Asuka."

In this family, cooking is a rotation system.

Shinji:? ? ?

Asuka: "I knew you were the best."

He said that he was going to get started.

As a result, Jon blocked the conversation with one hand: "Speak as you say, don't touch anyone. I'm a very principled person."

Asuka:? ? ?

If you have principles, there won't be two butterflies flying around.

You really think I know nothing.

Happy.

Not happy.

Asuka went back to the room with a stern face.

Shinji went to cook.

Only Nagisa Kaworu and John were left.

Sitting opposite each other, John looked relaxed.

Nagisa Kaworu was a little restrained.

"Just say whatever you want to say. Since you are Shinji's friend, I am willing to give you a chance." John said.

Nagisa Kaworu smiled slightly: "Chatting is also an opportunity? Then what I want to ask is, Mr. John, do you like music?"

"I like it." John nodded, "What about you?"

"I think music is the greatest invention of mankind. There is no possibility of soul fusion between people, but with music, everything becomes different." Nagisa Kaworu gradually relaxed, like a violinist, closed his eyes in ecstasy: "Beethoven, Bach, Mozart, Mr. John, what do you usually listen to?"

"For me, Errenzhuan, Xiao Xin Nian, Shiba Mo or something like that." John said nonsense casually.

This time, Nagisa Kaoru was confused: "What is the Eighteen Touches?"

"You don't know what touches are? Come, I'll sing you a song." Qiao En cleared his throat and sang in front of Nagisa Kaoru's slightly confused but expectant eyes: "One touch..."

Nagisa Kaoru's eyes gradually became strange.

Do high-dimensional creatures usually listen to these?

After singing a song, Qiao En said: "In fact, there are many different versions. At the same time, I am also very interested in the little songs in the south of the colorful clouds recently, such as pinching your big crotch, old driver, guide me, etc."

As he said, he stretched out his hand: "Come, pinch yours."

Nagisa Kaoru's defense was broken.

It's not that he has no cultivation.

It's not that he is not gentle enough.

It's that he can't keep up with the thinking of the person opposite him.

And.

He doesn't want to be pinched.

The atmosphere was awkward for a while.

Nagisa Kaoru cleared his throat: "Mr. Qiao En's musical literacy is really rich."

Qian En: "What is national is also global."

Nagisa Kaoru: "Wise words, deafening."

After a meaningless conversation, the atmosphere fell into silence again.

After a long time, Kaworu Nagisa said, "I heard that you can do anything."

"Is that right? You have something to ask of me?" Jon asked.

Kaworu Nagisa said, "It's like this. I noticed that Shinji-kun doesn't seem to like me very much because of my gender."

"In fact, he likes you enough, even he doesn't realize it." Jon seemed to understand what Kaworu Nagisa was asking for, and raised his eyebrows: "Have you thought about it? Do you really want to abandon your original body?"

"You are really wise." Kaworu Nagisa stood up: "This request was just a whim of mine. Even so, are you willing to help me fulfill my wish?"

Jon smiled: "Why not? Let me make it clear in advance that I can change from a man to a woman, and I can also keep my sexual characteristics and become Nan Liang. Have you decided what posture you want? "

Nagisa Kaoru: "To me, the body is just a shell. You can see that, right? Although I can't see through you, you can definitely see through me."

Joan nodded: "Your soul is longing for liberation."

Nagisa Kaoru: "It's not time to be liberated yet. I still want to... play for a while, at least think about some problems clearly, before I can completely abandon this shell."

After a pause, he said: "To be honest, I should have appeared again after a while, but I can't wait that long. I long for the wind outside, I long for music..."

Before he finished speaking, a ray of light hit Nagisa Kaoru's eyebrows.

Joan still maintained his original posture, smiling sincerely and said: "Congratulations, you are now a girl. I broke and reassembled the excess parts and put them on your chest. I hope you like this pair of big treasures."

Nagisa Kaoru: "Wow!"