A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

(The writing is out of order, with past and present interspersed)

I'll fucking have sex with you!

Shinji didn't know what was happening.

But he knew what he should stop.

Apostle, Sinai!

This time he was very brave.

He almost actively invites the angel of the womb to parasitize him.

Everyone was stunned.

When Asuka and Nagisa Kaoru reacted.

Shinji has 'absorbed' all the womb angels.

Even those on the Zero fuselage were not spared.

"Very good, you can't succeed this time." Shinji smiled as he endured great pain.

Asuka was anxious, looking like she wanted to step forward but didn't dare: "You're crazy!"

Nagisa Kaoru: "Shinji-kun, you are so confused. We obviously have a better way."

Shinji's face was covered with ferocious veins, but he laughed out loud: "I'm not crazy. Besides, this is the best way."

Ayanami Rei couldn't help but feel moved: "Shinji, I have a backup of my memory. I can be resurrected..."

"If you are resurrected again, will it still be you?" Shinji said through gritted teeth.

Ayanami Rei wanted to say 'yes'.

But when the words came to his lips, he couldn't say them out.

Shinji breathed heavily, "Okay, this decision was made by me, and I will never regret it."

Yuluo, using his last bit of strength to drive Unit 1 away from everyone.

——He is going to blow himself up in a place with few people.

"etc!"

"Wait a moment."

"Shinji-kun."

Asuka and the other three hurriedly spoke to stop them.

Without looking back, Shinji plunged into the forest.

Command room——

There was silence.

Because they were not covered by special power, they did not know that time backtracking had occurred. He only witnessed Ayanami Rei and Nagisa Kaoru being parasitized, and then Shinji jumped out and lured the womb angel into his body.

Things change too quickly.

They were so close that Katsuragi Misato had no time to react.

She opened her mouth, wanting to say something.

The words came to my lips, but I didn't know how to say them.

In the end, he could only approach the microphone and ask in a deep voice: "Shinji, are you clear-headed?"

"It's okay so far, but it won't be easy to say in a while."

Shinji's struggling voice came from the team's voice.

Just from this voice, you can feel the boy's pain.

That kind of pain, heart-breaking, heart-wrenching.

But Shinji can still fly Unit-1 with his will. In a sense, his mental power has been sublimated.

"Miss Misato, please contact the combined forces as soon as possible and open fire on me." Shinji said.

Although it was an impulsive decision, he thought it through.

Why can the apostle only use EVA to solve the problem?

Because the at force field can render conventional weapons ineffective.

But now the womb angel is parasitic on the first fuselage.

And Unit 1...

There is no at force field.

Shinji pretended to be relaxed: "Don't worry, I will eject in time later and try to leave this dangerous area before Unit 1 explodes."

Even if it pops up, what's the use?

Misato Katsuragi didn't say anything.

Shinji didn't say anything either.

The two reached some strange tacit understanding.

Misato Katsuragi knew that now was not the time to hesitate, so she gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, I'll let the troops on standby come forward."

After pondering for a moment, he added: "You have done a good job, Shinji."

"Thank you for the compliment, Miss Misato. It's a pity that I'm so unsatisfied that I can only use this stupid method...Okay, I will try to stay away from Lingbo and the others, and hurry up before I can control Unit 1."

After saying that, Shinji hung up the communication.

Katsuragi Misato couldn't help clenching her fists.

This is the end.

A cruel doomsday.

Even acquaintances who were chatting and laughing at the dinner table one day may become a pile of debris the next.

She followed Shinji's example and ordered with all her strength: "Gather the troops, and then... cover them with firepower to completely eliminate the target."

No one answered.

There was silence in the command room.

…

…

Jon lit a cigarette in front of the grave.

A gentle breeze blew.

Blowing his hair.

It made him look very sad.

Asuka walked over in a black dress, and the black gauze on her face made it difficult to see her expression.

"It's so ridiculous, why should I attend such a funeral..."

Jon turned his head and comforted: "Okay, okay, others are still watching, don't let me see the joke."

"A joke? Let's see who dares to laugh at me!" Asuka suddenly straightened up like an aggressive groundhog.

When no one responded, she suddenly lost her temper and cursed: "Idiot, idiot, idiot."

Jon took a long breath and let the smoke out of his lungs: "It's useless to say anything now. Things are already like this. Whether you accept it or not..."

Before she finished speaking, Ayanami Rei came over, also wearing a black dress.

She was still holding white flowers in her hands.

Quietly put down his hands and clasped his hands together, seemingly praying.

Seeing that he was an acquaintance, Asuka couldn't help but said: "Zero, you also feel it's ridiculous, right? He is obviously still alive, but he insists on us attending his funeral..."

Ayanami Rei pondered for a moment and said: "It's not ridiculous. Maybe you should face the facts."

"Fact?" Asuka couldn't help but raise her voice.

But then he remembered that this was a cemetery, and quietly said, "He's still here, he's still here."

"Did you suffer from cognitive impairment because you were too sad?" Jon looked at Asuka with pity: "What a poor child."

As he said that, he put his hands on the shoulders of Asuka and Ayanami Rei respectively, and said to the tombstone in front of him: "You can go in peace, I will take care of them for you, mo~"

"Let's talk, why do you make a cow cry?" Asuka didn't quite understand.

Jon: "Don't worry, mo~"

Ayanami Rei leaned against Jon gently, lowering her head and saying nothing.

Suddenly, a faint voice sounded from behind the three of them: "Mr. Jon, what are you doing?"

Shinji's face was dark, "I'm not dead yet, so there's already a funeral. And Lingbo-san, don't you think you're too close?"

Ayanami Rei turned around calmly: "I think it's okay."

"It's a bit of a boundary, hey!" Shinji scratched his hair in a frenzy: "What's going on with this funeral? Why did I lie in the hospital for a long time and the funeral even started?"

Jon explained: "Who said it was a funeral for you?"

Hearing this, a big question mark appeared on Shinji's head.

Step forward quickly.

Look at the tombstone.

indeed.

Shinji Ikari's name is not on it.

Instead, there is a line of words engraved on it: "Here is buried Nagisa Kaoru (male)."

Shinji: "No? Huh?"

Go around the tombstones.

I went to take a look in the pit behind.

you do not say.

Kaoru Nagisa lay quietly in the transparent coffin.

Seeing Shinji coming, he greeted him warmly: "Hello, Shinji-kun, is your injury no longer a problem?"

Shinji:......

It was already almost healed, but because you were so angry, the wound felt like it was about to burst open again.

"So -" He turned around: "Who can tell me what is going on?"

Nagisa Kaoru sat up and climbed out of the pit on his own initiative.

Explained: "That's right, Mr. Jon told me that since we have to abandon our original male body, we need a decent ceremony. I decided to bury it completely and held a funeral. I thought you would be late to recuperate in the medical cabin. Well, I didn’t expect you to give me a big surprise.”

"You gave me a big surprise." Shinji pinched his eyebrows and said helplessly.

"In short, I am a brand new Nagisa Kaoru now!" Nagisa Kaoru smiled.

Shinji wanted to speak several times.

But in the end, it turned into a long sigh.

…

…

"No firing!"

The ground should have been plowed with thermal weapons.

Unexpectedly, Ikari Yuantang suddenly intervened.

"I said, don't fire!"

Katsuragi Misato didn't know the reason and tried her best to resist.

It's a pity that the first level of officialdom suppresses people to death.

Ikari Gendo pushed up his sunglasses without explaining, and said dullly: "Believe Shinji."

how?

Shinji can also turn defeat into victory.

He has been completely parasitized!

Misato Katsuragi was anxious and angry, and said to Ikari Gendo: "If you miss the opportunity now, when the angel in the womb is completely parasitic, the AT field will be restored, and it will be over by then."

Ikari Gendo still said the same thing: "Believe in Shinji."

Misato Katsuragi:……

But on the screen, Shinji couldn't wait to the left and couldn't wait to the right.

My heart was almost on fire.

He had no choice but to try his best to maintain his consciousness.

Unexpectedly, Asuka and the others came to them first.

They didn't say anything, and they just beat each other randomly when they met.

Shinji didn't resist.

In his mind, it was the same whether he was bombarded by artillery fire or killed by his companions.

…

…

"It was really dangerous at that time." Nagisa Kaoru couldn't help but said: "If Shinji-kun doesn't maintain intact consciousness, our situation will become quite dangerous."

Asuka: "Although I rarely praise others, what idiot Shinji did yesterday was really good. He was one percent as good as me."

Ayanami Rei said nothing, and her beautiful eyes stayed on Shinji for a long time.

Shinji scratched his head in embarrassment: "Actually, I didn't think about it that much. I just thought that I could hold on for a little longer. Then in a daze, I suddenly heard someone calling my name, seemingly anxious. "

"Is it Miss Misato?" Nagisa Kaoru asked.

Shinji thought about it for a moment and shook his head: "It's very similar, but it's not Miss Misato. I don't know why, but I always feel that the voice is very kind and familiar. Most importantly, it makes me feel safe."

Jon suddenly whistled and said something incoherently: "Do you know why there was always a limit on the time you could fly Unit 1 when you and I were living together?"

Shinji: "I don't know."

After a pause, he added: "Is there some secret hidden in Unit 1 that I don't know about?"

The corners of Jon's mouth raised slightly: "This is mother's love."

…

…

"Shinji."

"Shinji, wake up quickly."

"Wake up."

I don't know how long it took, but Shinji suddenly felt that the discomfort in his body disappeared.

He tried to open his eyes.

Unit Zero, Unit 2, and Unit 3 were fiercely attacking him.

The discomfort is gone.

The pain is not over yet.

The part that was parasitized by the angel in the womb strangely faded away.

and gradually excreted from the body.

Seeing this, Asuka and the others fought even more vigorously.

Shinji felt pain everywhere.

But he didn't dare to fight back.

Because he was still thinking about the voice he heard in his mind before.

At this moment, the uterine angel actually gave up parasitism on its own initiative.

I don’t know if it’s because it wasted too much power.

The reappearing uterine angel is no longer as powerful as when they first met.

The light ring has shrunk significantly.

Asuka and Rei Ayanami almost took out 120 concentrations of the usual time and beat the uterine angel fiercely.

Nagisa Kaworu took the opportunity to come to Shinji and asked softly: "Are you okay?"

…

…

"Are you okay?" Nagisa Kaworu waved his hand in front of Shinji.

Shinji suddenly came back to his senses and smiled: "It's okay, I was just wondering, what exactly is that sound?"

Looking at Mr. Jon.

He wanted to ask several times.

Mr. Jon shook his head and said lightly: "I admit that I did some work to prevent you from being parasitized by the uterine angel, but more of it is due to the protection of Unit-01 for you."

Unit-01, protect me?

He was familiar with every word, how could it be so confusing when connected together.

Shinji scratched his head.

But after thinking about it, he said with emotion: "Maybe it was really Unit-01 that protected me."

...

...

"I'm fine." Shinji said.

He shook his head.

His body was still very weak.

But weakness is also a proof of being alive.

So he struggled to get up and summoned the sword again.

Staring at the uterus angel in the distance, Shinji's mind was full of the scene of Rei Ayanami's self-explosion.

The confession of love, and that tear.

"Fuck." Shinji rarely swore and stood up with the sword.

He didn't know where the strength came from, and shouted: "Get out of my way!"

Asuka and Rei Ayanami were chasing the remains of the uterus angel.

Hearing this, they quickly dodged to both sides.

Shinji held his breath and concentrated, and the Ruyi Sword in his hand suddenly burst into dazzling golden light.

"Brilliant Crazy Dragon Slashing Sky Flash!"

Make your move quickly.

Make your posture handsome!

Shinji remembered Jon's instructions.

The sword flashed. Directly threw it at the remains of the uterus angel.

Instantly, the world was quiet.

…

…

"The streets are so quiet." Shinji looked around and couldn't help saying.

"This city is almost deserted, after all, the apostles attack so frequently. Sometimes when the action is too big, it is inevitable that some buildings will be damaged." Asuka shrugged.

John yawned: "It doesn't matter, people are alive, houses are dead, I know an earth destroyer, every time he appears, he can cause a 7.0 magnitude earthquake, and no one can say anything to him."

"Oh? There are such people, if there is a chance, I really want to meet him." Nagisa Kaworu's eyes sparkled, and he looked very interested.

Shinji didn't know what to say, just laughed dryly.

Soon.

They returned to the base.

Before entering the door, Nagisa Kaworu deliberately stayed behind and talked to Jon alone.

"So, I'm the only one left." Nagisa Kaoru smiled: "Although there is a joke in it, I'm still very happy that everyone can attend my funeral."

"Since you said this, it means you have already thought about what to do, right?" Jon asked.

Looking at Shinji's back, Nagisa Kaoru nodded: "Shinji-kun, you are such a gentle boy."

Jon: "Is there a possibility that I am also a gentle boy."

Nagisa Kaoru listened and looked at the person in front of him seriously: "Indeed."

Jon was satisfied: "Okay, okay, just have you say this, although I can see that you said it against your will, but it doesn't matter, I don't care."

Nagisa Kaoru smiled: "Then Mr. Jon, goodbye."

Jon waved his hand: "Goodbye."