A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

At the dinner table, Xu Lun said with a serious face, "It's decided, I want to take back the 'Platinum Star'."

Jon blinked his eyes and said, "There's no need for that. Isn't your father living a good life? He's jumping around at Emporio's place every day, and he even glares at you from time to time."

Xu Lun slapped the table.

"Because of this, I want to snatch that unlucky substitute back and tell him to get out!"

Jon: .

Being a filial daughter is indeed a filial daughter, and I can easily do things that I couldn't do.

This wave.

This wave is adolescent rebellion.

Xu Lun looked at Jon seriously, "You must know where the substitute disc taken away by Enrique Pucci is hidden, right?"

"Well." Jon was a little embarrassed, "I said, my goal is to go to "heaven". "

He put on a pious expression.

"So, I will obey the guidance of fate, do nothing, and wait silently for March 21st to arrive."

Obey fate (×)

Afraid of trouble (√)

Xu Lun raised his eyebrows.

After pondering for a moment, she raised a meaningful smile on her lips, "If you don't help me, I will tell Jotaro that you are taking advantage of me."

Ah Xu, how can you call your biological father by his first name?

Jon was silent for a few seconds, his eyes suddenly sharp, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Pucci, how dare you bully my nephew!"

As he spoke, he patted Xu Lun on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, granddaughter, my uncle will definitely give you a helping hand."

Xu Lun: Speechless.jpg

Just leave.

The two left the cell block.

At the same time, men's prisons.

"Alas~"

Anna Sui sighed deeply.

Next to him, "Weather Forecast" didn't know how to comfort his companions, so he could only sit quietly and keep playing with the food on the plate with a spoon.

""Weather", you said why my life is so miserable. Anna Sui pinched her eyebrows, "My original girlfriend betrayed me, and I finally rekindled my hope, but it turned out that the other person was a man."

Just when I was despairing, Xu Lun appeared.

Then, she said she had three fathers. "

Taking a deep breath, Anna Sui said word by word: "The point is, each of them can fight better than the other!"

The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death.

It’s not like I stand in front of you and you don’t know that I love you.

But I love you, and your three dads don’t agree with us being together.

Anna Sui grabbed her hair in frustration.

Just then, a cleaner happened to pass by carrying a bucket.

Startled by Anna Sui's movement of raising her hand, the sole of his foot slipped and he fell to the ground with a 'pop'.

Anna Sui and "Weather Forecast" turned their heads at the same time.

Look at each other.

Finally, it was Anna Sui who said: "Hey, are you okay?"

"I'm really sorry." The soaked cleaner looked very embarrassed, "I disturbed you from talking to your friend."

Don’t reach out to hit the smiling person.

No matter how bad Anna Sui's temper was, what could he say to a submissive cleaner?

He had no choice but to wave his hand and tell the other party to leave quickly.

When the cleaner was granted amnesty, she cried and apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. People like me are born to cause trouble to others."

At the end of the sentence, he picked up the bucket and said, "I'm going to kill myself right now."

"Weather Forecast" and Anna Sui were dumbfounded.

Why don't you just take care of yourself if it's a big deal?

How funny!

Looking at the cleaner's retreating figure, the two of them felt speechless.

I thought this matter was over.

did not expect.

Five minutes later, Anna Sui suddenly felt a sense of discomfort.

"Weather Forecast" seemed to be aware of it and looked at his companion, his pupils unconsciously dilated a bit.

At some point, something like a liquid helmet was put on Anna Sui's neck.

no doubt--

That thing is a stand-in!

"Damn it!"

"Weather Forecast" cursed secretly and scanned the surroundings vigilantly.

Anna Sui was not idle either, and hurriedly summoned the 'Stalker' to modify his body and move the respiratory organ to his arm. He finally felt better.

He spoke with difficulty: "'Weather'. There was something wrong with the cleaner just now. I seem to be drowning."

"Weather Forecast" nodded.

After thinking for a moment, he lifted Anna Sui up and walked to the nearest bathroom.

result.

I happened to see the cleaner with his head buried in the sink.

Without any time to think, "Weather Forecast" took off.

'boom! ’

This kick is powerful and heavy.

He kicked the opponent away directly.

At the same time, Anna Sui screamed in pain.

Through the fishnets, you can clearly see a size 43 shoe print on his left abdomen.

"This guy!" "Weather Forecast" suddenly realized, "He can actually deliver damage in real time!"

"It's you." The tearful cleaner looked at the two of them aggrievedly, "You are so kind-hearted, but don't worry about people like me, just let me die."

After saying that, he bumped into the sink.

This scared Anna Sui and "Weather Forecast".

The two of them pulled and pulled, and finally controlled the cleaner.

"Let me die! Let me die quickly!" The cleaner kept struggling. "For people like me, only death can bring happiness to this world!"

Don't bother with the "world" at all times, the "world" doesn't want to talk to you at all.

"Weather Forecast" didn't hesitate and slashed the cleaner on the back of the neck with his knife.

He wanted to knock the opponent unconscious.

Unexpectedly, Anna Sui shouted first, "It hurts!"

In desperation, "Weather Forecast" had to give up the plan of taking action and play the emotional card with the cleaner.

"Well." He said bravely, "Why can't you think about it? There are many beautiful things in life, right?"

The janitor muttered under his breath, "If there was such a thing, I wouldn't be in this prison."

Meeting the "Weather Forecast"'s eyes, he continued: "My name is Sanda McQueen. I was just an ordinary cleaner. I worked very hard, but for some reason, everyone just didn't like me.

When I went to my employer's house to clean and maintain firearms, I accidentally hit the woman who jumped out of the window. "

At this point he became very excited.

“It was clear that that woman was bound to die, but I was still imprisoned here as a murderer.

Beautiful things?

Beautiful things simply don’t exist!

Let me die! "

McQueen's mentality is commonly known as being a loser.

Swinging and swinging.

I can’t help but want to REMAKE.

Anna Sui has black lines all over her head.

If you want to die, I won't stop you.

The main thing is, don’t fucking take me with you!

He hurriedly said: "Hey! Maybe you haven't noticed that you are no longer an ordinary person."

Pointing to the thing on his neck, "Look, this is your ability. Once you are injured, I can't run away!"

Hearing this, McQueen covered his head in pain, "It seems that I did get a CD given by that adult. What is it called? By the way, 'Highway to Hell'."

This ability actually caused you so much trouble. "

The conversation changed.

He showed a sickly and fanatical smile, "It seems that I can only die to apologize."

Anna Sui \u0026 "Weather Forecast":

Dare to love, no matter what you say.

You must die today.

He committed suicide knowing that it would harm others.

The pure bad ones are gone.

The words are not speculative.

"Weather Forecast" summoned 'Weather Forecast', raised his hand and released a sheet of ice, temporarily freezing McQueen.

Of course, being affected by the 'Hell Highway', Anna Sui also suffered freezing damage.

"Weather Forecast" looked very ugly.

100% retaliation.

How to fight this?

"That's it, increase the intensity, hurry up, kill me!" McQueen laughed wildly.

The smiling "Weather Forecast" felt upset for a while.

Suddenly, an idea flashed in Anna Sui's mind and she shouted: "Stalker!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the dark green 'Stalker' penetrated directly into McQueen's body.

McQueen was extremely happy, "Yes, yes, that's right, kill me, kill me quickly!"

This kind of extreme one-for-one spirit.

Anna Sui would like to call it - 'the god of spoiledness'!

A sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth, "Killing you? It would be too easy for you."

McQueen's expression froze instantly.

‘Stalker’’s ability is to sneak into any object, destroy it, and reorganize it into different structures.

That is to say

Anna Sui can completely transform McQueen into a 'person' who cannot move freely and only has the instinct to breathe.

In the complicated eyes of "Weather Forecast", McQueen's limbs were folded in a strange posture, and his whole body was constantly twisting, like a wriggling meat ball.

Vocal organs, hidden!

Visual organs, removed!

Hearing organ, shut down!

Anna Sui touched the 'Hell Highway' on her neck and said with cold eyes: "You want to die, but I want to let you live."

"Weather Forecast" said nothing and took back the substitute silently.

ten minutes later.

"How long can he last?"

"Weather Forecast" asked.

This ‘him’ naturally refers to Sanda McQueen.

"I don't know." Anna Sui shook her head.

After pausing for a few seconds, he gave his guess, "About... a week?"

"Weather Forecast" put his hands in his pockets and said, "Speaking of which, that guy deserves it."

"Okay, that's the end of the matter." Anna Sui seemed unwilling to mention that unlucky scumbag again, and changed her words: "We must tell Xu Lun that Father Pucci created a substitute messenger in the prison."

Warning (crossed out)

Take the opportunity to meet (correct answer)

"Weather Forecast" sees things through without telling them, and walks into the "ghost house" with Anna Sui.

The scene inside the house remains the same.

In addition to Emporio, there is also the person Anna Sui least wants to face - Jotaro Kujo.

Seeing Anna Sui and "Weather Forecast" coming, Jotaro nodded slightly in greeting.

Meeting that calm look, Anna Su suddenly felt her body stiffen.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Jotaro lowered the brim of his hat, "Anna Sui, don't be nervous, I'm just an ordinary person without power now, and I won't do anything to you."

Um?

I hear what you mean.

If there were a substitute, our meeting wouldn't be so peaceful, right?

Anna Sui took a deep breath and said: "Weather and I just encountered the substitute messenger created by Father Pucci, and luckily defeated him. "

Scanning the room, he asked: "By the way, where is Xu Lun?"

"She didn't come over." Jotaro's expression remained unchanged, "Tell me about the substitute messenger."

Not here.

The expression on Anna Sui's face dropped visibly.

He sat down on the sofa and said perfunctorily: "A simple summary is: "Enemies, fight! ",Gone."

Jotaro:? ? ?

Good guy.

Don’t even want to pretend?

"Weather Forecast" and Emporio looked like complete outsiders. They didn't interrupt, and they didn't want to interrupt.

Jotaro and Anna Sui stared at each other for a long time.

Finally, Anna Sui licked her slightly dry lips and suggested, "Jotaro, let's make a bet."

"First of all, call me 'sir', and secondly" Jotaro crossed his arms, "What bet do you want to make?"

I'm coming.

That Jotaro who killed both Darby and Darby is back!

Anna Sui chuckled, "Wasn't your substitute taken away by Father Pucci? I'll help you get it back. Please don't interfere with Xu Lun and I's free love anymore."

Upon hearing this, Jotaro was unhappy.

What kind of cow and horse are you?

You deserve to covet the beauty of my daughter!

Daughter control is terrible.

A taciturn and deeply controlling daughter is even more terrifying!

Jotaro refused without thinking: "There is no need to discuss this matter. I will not use Xu Lun as a bet. This is disrespectful to her."

Anna Sui didn't seem to expect that Jotaro would actually say such a thing. She pondered for a moment and nodded vigorously, "Yes, you are right. Using Xu Lun as our bet does not respect her enough."

As he spoke, his eyes flashed, "However, my attitude is here. Whether you admit it or not, I will marry Xu Lun!"

I will marry Xu Lun = I want to take away your most precious daughter!

Jotaro's face is so dark.

To be honest, he has begun to miss his 'Platinum Star'.

But that's it.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Jotaro crossed his legs, "If you can find my substitute disc, I can give you a chance to challenge me."

After a pause, he continued: "Beat me, and I will allow you to date Xu Lun."

"Really?!" Anna Sui was overjoyed.

Three ‘Jotaro Kujo’.

Three different levels of difficulty.

Obviously, the person in front of me is the easiest option.

Anna Sui thought to herself, "I couldn't beat you when you were young, so why can't I bully you now?"

Jotaro's eyes were so vicious. One look at Anna Sui's expression and he knew what the other person was thinking.

He twitched his lips.

As long as the 'Platinum Star' can be regained, even if the stoppage time is only two seconds, it will be enough to resolve the battle!

"It's a deal!" Anna Sui stretched out her hand.

Anyway, the first step has been taken.

Next, it's just a matter of finding the stand-in disc and defeating the difficult father-in-law.

"It's a deal." Jotaro also extended his hand.

The two hands were held tightly together.

The eyes of the two men seemed to be burning with hot flames.

At this moment, Jon suddenly ran in, "Hey, everyone is here. I have good news for you!"

Jotaro and Anna Sui, who were shaking hands, looked at Jon at the same time.

Jon smiled mysteriously and raised the stand-in DISC in his hand, "Look, what did Xu Lun and I find?"

Anna Sui was slightly startled.

Immediately, he reacted and showed a look of grief and anger.

‘Death before departure’

Before I even took the first step, I fell into the mud with a bang.

Jon Joestar.

You have done all the bad things!