A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

"Boss, do you think I can exchange this hat for the wine in your hand?"

Jero said as he put the latest Stetson hat on the table, "Think about it, this is a high-end product."

The confused restaurant owner burped from the wine and said boldly: "Young man, if you're craving for wine, just grab a cup and sit down here. There's no need to be so polite."

Jero's expression froze and he laughed a few times, "How can this work? Although I don't have much money on me, I still understand the rules. I will exchange you a hat for a glass of wine. Is it a deal?"

The restaurant owner took a deep look at Jero, hesitated for a few seconds, and then suddenly smiled, "Deal!"

The 'hot potato' was finally "used", and Jero let go of his worries.

From the 'Hugo Manden Fountain', they obtained a total of four items: 'Stetson's latest hat, Saint's ears, Saint's right arm, and a girl who looks exactly like Lucy, but has an upgraded figure and personality. Lucy Two'.

Among them, the latest ‘Stetson’ hat is the best to get rid of. After all, in this era, all men have the habit of wearing hats.

As for the "saint's body" and the living girl, he really didn't know what to do.

Tons tons tons.

Bitter wine enters throat.

Jero stood up and left.

When I came outside, I happened to see a group of people wearing dark green long windbreakers passing by.

"army?"

He murmured, raising his hand to lower the brim of his hat.

On the other side, the ‘Hampton by Hilton’ hotel.

"Huh~"

After washing, Lucy completely relaxed.

Feng Dian had been sleeping in the open for more than ten days, and she had long missed the days when she could take a shower every day in Kansas City.

Lucy No. 2, who was named 'Luna' by Jon, put a coat on her half-sister very thoughtfully, "Keep warm and don't catch a cold."

Lucy felt very uncomfortable and said in a deep voice: "What bad idea are you planning? Let me tell you first, your tricks will not work on me."

A trace of incomprehensible sadness flashed in Luna's eyes, but soon she put on a gentle smile, "I didn't have a bad idea, I just care about you."

After pondering for a moment, she added: "I am LUNA, the illusory moon born in the spring. According to the rules, I will be "used up" before sunset today.

So, you don't have to be on guard against me. "

How can a living person be considered "used up"?

Lucy stared at Luna worriedly.

Having said that, if I hadn't accidentally fallen into the water because of my too bulky clothes, I wouldn't have caused the current embarrassing situation.

She pinched her eyebrows and said, "Okay, I admit that I am too sensitive. There are still three hours until dark. Jon and Jonny will definitely come up with a solution."

Before she finished speaking, Luna added, "Well, I believe in brother Jon."

Lucy:.

She stared at Luna with a complicated expression and couldn't help but ask: "You and I have the same memory, so you should be able to feel my fear of that guy. Why do you still call him 'brother'?"

Luna blinked, "Because Brother Jon has an aura about him that makes me feel very at ease. He is a father, he is a mother, he is a kind sister, he is a brother. He is everything!"

Lucy:.

No, no, no, I will never admit that this mentally ill person is a copy of me.

That's outrageous!

Next room.

Johnny looked strange.

Meeting Jon's eyes, he coughed lightly and took the 'Saint's Ears' off his face without moving.

It's so exciting.

Unexpectedly, Lucy No. 2. Oh no, Luna actually has an almost obsessed feeling for Cousin Jon.

This means that Lucy's subconscious mind probably thinks so too.

Tsk tsk tsk, poor Mr. Steel~

"Is it fun?" Jon asked with a smile.

Johnny was stunned for a moment, then said with a bitter look on his face: "What's wrong with it? Let's quickly think about how to 'use' these two parts of the 'saint's body'. "

It's unlucky to say the least.

It was not easy to harvest the 'Saint's Ears' and 'Saint's Right Hand' completely, but in the end, they had to "use them" before dark.

The whole thing is in vain!

Jon pointed out: "'Use' is essentially a 'transaction', that is to say, you must find someone who understands the value of the 'saint's remains' and reach some kind of agreement with him." "

"Yeah." Johnny nodded.

However, it is easier said than done.

In such a big city, where would he go to find someone who understood the value of the 'remains'?

‘Bang bang bang. ’

Just as he was thinking about it, there was a sudden knock on the door.

"Hello, is there anyone inside?"

This voice seems a bit familiar.

Jon narrowed his eyes subconsciously.

Sensing who the person outside the door was, he was stunned for a moment, and the corner of his mouth raised a subtle arc.

Johnny looked a little nervous and lowered his voice: "It can't be a killer sent by the president."

Jon shook his head and snapped his fingers.

The door is wide open.

Poklock, who was dusty with travels, poked his head in and said, "Hello, I live across the street."

Just as he was about to introduce himself, Pocklock was speechless when he saw the smiling Jon.

sorry.

excuse me.

goodbye.

With a 'Farewell Three Company' thought in his mind, Poklock quickly turned around without thinking.

When Jon saw this black boy trying to run away, he directly trapped him with thin threads.

Poklock almost cried out of fright, and begged: "Jon Joestar, please let me go, can you just pretend that we have never met?"

Jon shook his finger, "No~"

Johnny was a little puzzled. He knew about Poklock. He was nicknamed 'Lucky Boy' and 'Invincible Lucky Star'. He achieved good results in the first five stages, ranking second only to them and Diego.

I just don’t understand why Poklock is so afraid of Cousin Jon. Logically speaking, the two of them should have no contact with each other.

How did Jonny know that during the sprint stage of "STAGE 3", Jon and Poklock rode side by side for a period of time.

In those short five or six minutes, Jon's "big baby" (referring to Little D's classmate) left an indelible shadow on Poklock's young mind.

Even ‘HEY YA! ’ She also avoided Jon and his weird-looking stand-in.

Unexpectedly, we met at a hotel in Milwaukee today!

Poklock wanted to cry but had no tears.

It stands to reason that no matter what he does, he, the one in five billion lucky person, will have smooth sailing.

Jon looked at Johnny.

Johnny reacted for a while, and suddenly felt blessed!

He had always heard that Poklock's luck was unrivaled, but he didn't know if he could carry the "saint's body".

With a slight cough, Johnny pushed the wheelchair to the opposite side of Poklock and said warmly: "Poklock, please know me, I am Johnny Joestar.

I have a deal here that I want to discuss with you. Are you interested? "

"Not interested!" Poklock wanted to say.

But feeling that the transparent filaments wrapped around his body were getting tighter and tighter, he could only force out an ugly smile and said, "Of course, please tell me."

Johnny was very satisfied and showed the 'Saint's Ears' in his palm, "This is the legendary remains of a saint left in the world. Of course, you can also call it a 'thing that brings luck'."

——‘Things that attract good luck’?

After keenly catching a certain word, Poklock suddenly became quiet.

After swallowing, he raised his head and said, "Elaborate."

Seeing this, Johnny calmed down in his mind and said truthfully: "Actually, in this S.B.R. competition, Stephen Steele is just a puppet introduced by the government, and President Fannie Valentine is the real boss.

Its purpose is to recover the "remains of saints" left across the United States.

Among them, the left arm, eyeballs, spine and other parts fell into the hands of many people respectively, and I accidentally received both ears and a right arm.

However, according to the rules set by the 'Keeper of the Remains', I must "use" these two parts of the body before dark. "

Poklock was a little confused at first, and then his expression became serious.

When he heard the end, he asked: "You want to give me the "saint's body"? "

"I sold it to you!" Johnny corrected.

"In exchange, you must help us share the President's firepower."

Are you kidding me?

I am just a poor boy from the countryside, how could I go against the leader of my country!

Pocklock wanted to follow his heart.

That’s when, ‘HEY YA! ' Appeared quietly, lying on the shoulder of the main body and whispered softly: "Don't be afraid of Poklock, you are an invincible and lucky person, no one can do anything to you!"

"But..." Poklock was still hesitant.

‘HEY YA! ’ Then he said: “Everything is destined by fate. You are the real owner of the “saint’s body”!

Think about it, if the water heater in the room hadn't been broken, you wouldn't have knocked on the door, let alone learned the truth about the S.B.R competition. "

Pocklock heard it.

Emmmmm

It seems reasonable.

There were so many hotels in Milwaukee, but he stayed across from Jon Joestar and Jonny Joestar. The water heater was broken. He could have gone next door to inquire, but ended up here.

When I think about it carefully, fate really favors me, Poklock!

"So, is it settled?" Poklock rubbed his hands.

Johnny breathed a sigh of relief.

Anyway, I finally used the "saint's body".

Although he had worked in vain, it was better for the body to be in the hands of Poklock than to be taken away by Fanny Valentine or Diego Brando.

Seeing this, Jon also handed over the 'Saint's Right Arm' and gave it to Poklock along with the 'Saint's Ears' in Jonny's hand.

After taking the body, Poklock's throat surged up and down.

These brown-red 'mummy' were not pretty to look at, but he could feel the powerful power and sacred aura contained within them.

"Deal done."

Jon smiled and untied Poklock.

From this moment on, cause and effect officially changes hands.

Dozens of kilometers away, ‘Hugh Manden’s Spring’.

The black-haired Loli who had been guarding the spring water for decades finally met her parents.

Hurt Penz and some other victims also fell off the trunk and returned to their human form.

"Well, have Johnny Joestar and the others passed the test set by the saint?"

Hurt Panz covered his forehead and muttered to himself.

Although she was trapped in a tree without using up the sand gold due to the blizzard, she was fully aware of everything that was happening in the outside world.

Including the "saint's body" and the mysterious girl (Lucy) in Johnny's team.

Hurt Panz took a deep breath, "If I can also be recognized by the "Saint's Remains", then the sins on my body will definitely be redeemed. "

Not to mention the worried Hurt Penz, Poklock happily walked out of the room holding the "saint's body".

Johnny pinched his eyebrows and said, "Finally, we got rid of two troubles. Now only Luna is left."

"Luna is not a problem, it doesn't matter if you just leave her alone." Jon said firmly.

‘Huge Manden’s Fountain’ is the manifestation of the power of authority. No matter how many rules are involved, it cannot affect his body.

Hearing this, Johnny seemed to want to say something else.

Suddenly, roars and shots were heard outside the door.

"It's the "saint's body", brothers, don't let him escape! "

"Chase!"

"We must not let him go!"

'boom! ''boom! ''boom! ''boom! ’

The scene was chaotic.

Johnny nervously raised his hand and twisted the nails on his fingers.

Next door, Lucy also pulled Luna and hid in the bathroom, raising her pistol solemnly.

Fortunately, chaos goes away just as quickly as it comes.

After a while, the corridor became quiet.

Lucy and Luna hurried to Johnny and Jon's room and lowered their voices: "Those people just now must be killers sent by the president!"

Johnny nodded stiffly.

It is said that no coincidence can make a book.

But just after he got the "saint's body", he was blocked in the corridor by the assassin sent by the president. He couldn't figure out whether Poklock was lucky or unlucky.

run!

Now there was only one word left in Poklock's mind.

run!

In order to avoid the shooting, he jumped out of the window without hesitation, but was held up by the tarpaulin below, and his feet were not injured.

The eleven professional killers were dumbfounded.

Is this okay with him?

no way.

All we can do is chase after them.

Fortunately, there were a large number of them. When they jumped out of the window, although most of them were bruised and bruised, luckily they were able to bite Poklock.

Poklock was anxious, "What to do now? What to do now!"

‘HEY YA! ’ His voice was also trembling, “Run to a place with many people!”

After hearing this, Poklock ducked left and right in the street like a big black rabbit.

The eleven killers did not waste bullets, always hanging tightly behind Poklock.

Poklock was secretly worried.

Suddenly, threads appeared from the 'Saint's Ears' and 'Saint's Right Arm' he was holding.

Poklock, who was focusing all his attention on the killer behind him, didn't notice. By the time he felt something was wrong, the 'Saint's ears' and 'Saint's right arm' had already completed the fusion.

For a moment.

Wind, snow, dust, and smoke are all visible.

Poklock opens the door to a new world!

With his super high perception, he even saw what would happen in the next few seconds.

With a thought in his mind, Poklock deliberately slowed down.

Killer Eleven was indeed fooled.

At this moment, a cry of surprise came from above the crowd, "People below, be careful!"

He raised his head and saw a sharp ice pick falling straight down!

A certain unlucky killer couldn't dodge and was penetrated completely by the ice pick.

Poklock swallowed.

left

Ten people.