A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Mike O knelt on the ground and said with great piety: "Lord, I want to repent to you.

First of all, I was the one who committed the "sin of arrogance" and relied on your divine vision to defeat your believers through clever tricks. "

"Secondly, I committed the "crime of anger". I had murderous intentions many times during the battle and was blinded by anger. "

"Then, I committed the "crime of laziness". When I saw you, I didn't swear to serve you immediately. "

"Then, I committed the "crime of jealousy". After learning your true identity, I became sincerely jealous of Jonny Joestar and Gerald Zeppelin. "

"Also, I have also committed the "crime of greed". While holding the eyeball in my hand, I also tried to covet your left arm. "

"About Lust."

The words became more and more outrageous, and Jon's head was filled with dark clues.

Before Mike.O could reveal some strange XP, he interrupted: "That's enough."

Hearing this, Mike.O quickly lowered his head and did not dare to speak any more.

Jon coughed lightly, "Lost lamb, I accept your confession."

As he spoke, he put his hand on Mike.O's head.

Emmmmm

To be honest, it doesn't feel very good.

Suppressing the desire to complain, he continued: "Get up, you are already my recognized believer."

Mike O’s eyes filled with excitement, “Praise you, the all-knowing and all-powerful Lord!”

Jon scratched his brow slightly embarrassed.

To be precise, he is neither omniscient nor omnipotent.

However, believers are always blind and fanatical, and he did not correct the other party's words.

Looking at Mike.O, Jon stretched out a hand.

When Mike O saw it, he quickly handed over the ‘Saint’s Eyeball’.

Jon took it.

After looking at it for a few seconds, he handed it back to Mike.O.

Mike.O was stunned.

Immediately, a hint of enlightenment arose in his heart, and he said respectfully: "Lord, I will definitely live up to your expectations."

Jon:? ? ?

Of course, in order to maintain the character of the 'saint', he didn't say anything, just smiled like a father.

Mike O held the 'Saint's Eyeball' in his hand and placed it on his heart, "Your loyal believer Mike O hereby swears that he will wholeheartedly recover the remaining holy bodies for you!"

Oh, so that’s what you meant~

Jon nodded pretending to be serious

Mike O felt recognized and clenched his fists excitedly.

Sorry, Mr. President.

You also said that saints are "righteous"!

So--

Please die generously.

He bowed, turned around and mounted his horse.

Mike O simply left.

Wait until he is far away and Jon will stop.

After regaining consciousness, Johnny and Jero felt that their eyes were blurred, and the enemy who almost wiped them out disappeared as if they had evaporated.

"Don't move." Josuke didn't have so many strange thoughts. He racked his brains to say a sentence in English and said, "Let me help you."

After saying that, 'Crazy Diamond' directly attacked Jero.

Gerald Zebelin is resurrected with full health!

Feeling the changes in his body, Jero said stiffly and thanked him.

Josuke waved his hand and returned to Jon, "Done~"

"As expected of my brother, I am truly yours."

Although you can also rely on reversing time to treat injuries, it is better to leave the job of milking to professionals.

Jon gave his half-brother a thumbs up.

After a pause, he lowered his voice again, "You are sure you have completely cured them, right?"

Josuke blinked, "Yes."

After hearing this, Jon knew better and took the initiative to dispel Josuke's alien projection.

Jero stared at Jon's back with a complicated expression. After thinking again and again, he still didn't ask the doubts in his heart. He just walked to Jonny and asked with concern: "Johnny, are you okay?"

Johnny sat up with difficulty, "Although I don't know what the guy with the weird hair style did, I do feel a lot more relaxed."

Jon glanced vaguely at Johnny's legs.

It stands to reason that even without Josuke, after so many days of hard training, Johnny would not be unable to move at all just by relying on the power of "Ripple".

"I still can't get over the hurdle in my heart." He sighed silently.

At this moment, Johnny said: "Cousin, it's really thanks to you this time."

Jero also nodded.

Mike.O is the most difficult enemy they have ever encountered. The power to control time is really weird.

'control time'

Jero pursed his lips and looked back and forth at Jon.

Jon felt a little uncomfortable and said proactively: "There seems to be someone over there, I'll go take a look.

You guys clean up, and then we'll go after Poklock and the others. "

Johnny and Jello naturally had no objections.

Looking at Jon walking away, Jero took the initiative and said, "Johnny, have you discovered it?"

Johnny smiled bitterly, "If I can't see it anymore, then I'm too stupid."

"What are we going to do?" Jero lowered the brim of his hat with a headache, "Are we going to continue to act stupid?"

"My suggestion is to treat it as if nothing happened." Johnny said word by word: "Treat this trip as a trial and test."

"Trial" and "test"?

Jero couldn't help but his heart beat a few times faster.

too crazy.

Is an ordinary person like him really qualified to accept the test of a saint?

Having said that, is the true identity of ‘Jon Joestar’ the reincarnation of a saint, or is he the ‘guardian’ of a certain ‘saint’s body’?

Too many doubts.

It made Jero's head hurt just thinking about it.

He didn't equate Jon with the saint like Mike.O did.

Because in his opinion, although the companion he spends day and night with is mysterious and powerful, from head to toe, there is nothing like the "human saint" in the scriptures.

Jero felt uneasy.

That's not the case with Johnny.

The various miraculous abilities displayed by my cheap cousin cannot be explained by just "substitute ability".

Think about it, you are also naive.

He should have thought of this when Oyegmoba blew him and Jero to death and was forcibly revived by Jon.

It’s just that he had just awakened the Stand at that time and didn’t know enough about Stands and Stand Messengers, thinking that ‘reversing time’ was just a relatively powerful Stand ability.

"Huh~"

Johnny sighed.

Anyway, Cousin Jon, uh, let's call him that.

Cousin Jon always had good intentions.

This is unmistakable.

In this case, just continue to be 'confused' like this.

the other side.

"This time I was too open-minded. Jero and Johnny must have guessed that I am not an ordinary person."

Jon couldn't help but feel a little distressed.

Speaking of which, he was a little too complacent.

After all, I just got the indefinite ‘Zhonya’s Hourglass’, who wouldn’t be able to float for a while if I replaced it with it?

Shaking his head, Jon knelt down and patted Wicabibo's face, "Hey, wake up, the battle is over, don't pretend to be dead."

Wikabibo, who was covered in bruises and bruises, was still unconscious and rolled his eyes on the ground.

[You don’t know whether to pretend to be dead or not? Partner, you have no heart! 】

Hearing his substitute's complaints, Jon coughed dryly and sent some pure life ripples to Wikabibo.

Golden arc flows.

Wei Kabibo opened his eyes as if he had been electrocuted, "Is this hell?"

"I'm sorry, buddy." Johnny looked at Wikabibo condescendingly, "You're not dead yet."

In the original fate track, Wikabibo was defeated by Gerald's "Golden Spin", and the Wikabibo in front of him was hit by Gerald's "Iron Ball Destroyer" and was on the verge of death.

In fact, Jon is particularly puzzled. You said that the iron ball can be returned to its owner because of special technology.

Now that Weika Bibo's special iron ball has been repurchased, the "satellites" on it can be filled in automatically, which is a bit unreasonable.

Just thinking wildly.

Wei Kabibo understood the situation at hand and said with a wry smile: "Do you want to show false kindness? Well, if this is your purpose, I can tell you with certainty that you win."

So sad.

Jon was so distraught that he instinctively stayed away from this 'keyboard head'.

Just in time, Jero and Johnny, who was back on the horse, came over.

The three of them surrounded Wika Bibo and formed a strong man-locking formation.

After scanning the left and right sides, Wei Kabibo said directly, "Now that this is the case, I have nothing more to say. You can kill or cut into pieces, as you like."

No one will love you when you are covered with a quilt.

Jero and Johnny looked at each other.

Finally, both of them looked at Jon at the same time.

Jon scratched his eyebrows and said, "You said so yourself, wouldn't it be very inhumane if we didn't kill you?"

Just as Jero had this intention, he took out his iron ball and said, "He is from the Kingdom of Naples. Let me do it."

Upon hearing this, Wei Kabibo's eyes widened suddenly, "Don't say that name!"

That name?

Jon looked suspicious and said, "Your mother's name is also Martha?"

What a mess!

Wei Kabibo growled: "Don't say 'Kingdom of Naples' in front of me!"

look.

He looked indifferent.

If you poke a painful spot, you will still get angry.

Jon spoke extremely seriously, "The Kingdom of Naples, the Kingdom of Naples, the Kingdom of Naples."

Wikabibo:.

Are you a fucking dog?

Seeing that Jon was as carefree as ever, it actually made Jero and Johnny relax a lot.

The two smiled slightly.

As the saying goes, 'Some people laugh wildly, others can't stand it'

Unable to bear it, Wei Kabibo gritted his teeth and squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth, "Gero Zebelin, do it, don't torture me anymore."

Jero sighed, "For the sake of my fellow countrymen, I will take your ashes back to the motherland and give them to your sister."

Wei Kabibo did not notice the key point in the other party's words at the first time.

When Jero lifted the iron ball, he suddenly got excited and said, "Wait!"

Jero, who was about to throw the iron ball, paused slightly.

"You mean my sister? Do you know my sister? She's not dead?!"

Wikipedia was like a machine gun, asking many questions one after another.

Jero hesitated for a moment and said truthfully: "I once treated a blind girl. My father told me that she was the sister of the deceased former kingdom guard Weka Bibo. Because of her blindness, she luckily saved her life and escaped from domestic violence. s husband."

alive

My sister is really alive!

Wikarbibo struggled to get up.

Seeing this, Jero and Johnny warned in unison: "Don't move! If you move again, I'll kill you!"

Wei Kabibo didn't seem to hear anything, and just kept smiling, "Haha, I'm not alone, I still have a destination."

Jon pressed his hand, turned around and said, "Forget it, spare his life. The desperado who had no worries is already dead."

Because there is no care and no hope.

Only Wei Kabibo would work for Fannie Valentine for a green card.

As Jon said, the desperado responsible for the exploding iron ball is dead. Standing in front of them now was a foreigner who cared about his family.

"Just forget it?" Johnny couldn't accept it.

After all, he is more accustomed to finishing the attack and eradicating all future troubles.

"This may be the best result." Jero took back the iron ball, "I believe he will not trouble us again."

Wei Kabibo pursed his lips and said in a deep voice: "Jero Zebelin is right, I have no reason to become your enemy."

The conversation changed.

"However, I am not a person who is willing to accept charity from others. If you leave me alive, I can promise you one thing. Anything is fine."

oh?

Jon immediately had an idea, "Then, let's get Fanny Valentine's "Saint's Remains" for us. "

Hearing this, Wei Kabibo's expression froze.

After a long time, he said in a deep voice: "Deal."

"Hey, hey, are you really okay with agreeing so happily?" Jero frowned, "You're going to die."

"I will not die before returning to the 'Kingdom of Naples'." Wekabibo said lightly.

After speaking, he nodded to the three of them as a greeting and limped towards the horses in the distance.

At the same time, several kilometers away.

"It should be safe if you escape here." Poklock wiped the sweat from his head, "The view here is wide, and no matter who is chasing you, you can see clearly."

Lucy and Luna looked back.

Snowy.

The sky and the earth are empty and silent.

Poklock comforted him: "Don't worry, I have a hunch that those killers are no match for Johnny Joestar and the others."

Luna continued naturally, "Of course, brother Jon can do anything."

Hearing this, Lucy's expression was extremely unnatural, but she didn't care so much at this time, "I think we must be mentally prepared, if Jon and the others"

She paused for a moment, then gritted her teeth and said, "If Jon and the others really failed to catch up, we must find the lame little wolf before the killer!"

Poklock laughed dryly and said: "No, my intuition has always been very accurate."

"Now is not the time to talk about this."

Lucy knows that Poklock's luck is different from ordinary people, but she still believes that science is greater than metaphysics.

Unexpectedly, Poklock corrected him very seriously: "Miss, don't underestimate a man's intuition. My hunch tells me that this time we will be able to survive this crisis intact, and perhaps, we will also get some unexpected surprises. "

intuition! intuition! intuition!

Lucy couldn't hold it back for a moment, "Don't say such innocent words again."

"Shh!"

Suddenly, Poklock raised a finger to his mouth.

"Did you hear that?"

Lucy \u0026 Luna:? ? ?

Poklock ignored them and howled by himself.

"Ouch!"

There was a confirmed diagnosis in the community, and I was called up at 3 o'clock in the middle of the night to do a nucleic acid test. Now the community has been sealed off. afraid.jpg