A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

To put it bluntly, the way ninjas travel is quite backward.

Even as a high-ranking Hokage, if he wants to go anywhere, he still needs to rely on his legs to run little by little.

Fortunately, the location of the 'Five Shadows Conference' is not far from the Land of Fire.

The group of people traveled day and night, and in less than three days, they arrived at the border of the Kingdom of Iron.

After finding a suitable place, Tsunade, who showed no sign of fatigue on his face and was still glowing with glory, said confidently: "Everyone is ready to repair and we will set off again tomorrow morning!"

Hearing this, Naruto, who was carrying a turtle shell, breathed a sigh of relief, "I can finally rest for a while."

"You are really worthless, Naruto." Jon put his hands in his pockets and said calmly: "You are only carrying three times the weight, while Sakura and Xiao Li are carrying five times. They don't even complain about being tired."

Because I'm neither a hot-blooded idiot nor a weirdo!

Naruto was too lazy to speak and lay on the ground breathing heavily.

Next to him, Tiantian, who was also carrying a turtle shell, shed tears of empathy.

Woohoo.

Someone come and save me, this thing is really heavy!

"Naruto-kun, Tenten! Teacher Jon is helping us practice, so we should be grateful!" Xiao Li gave a thumbs up, "Yes, this is youth!"

The words just fell.

A green figure jumped up to Xiao Li and hugged him, "Well said, Li, you said well!"

Konoha's proud blue beast, a tight-fitting enthusiast, and the strongest in physical skills, Metkai, was moved to tears.

He hugged Xiao Li, who was also in tears, and turned to look at the sky in the distance, "Then, let us burn this hot youth together!"

"Okay! Teacher Kai!" Xiao Li responded loudly.

Under the watchful eyes of all the Konoha ninjas, the master and apprentice began their daily routine of walking upside down.

Jon nodded.

Can.

Very strong.

The two of them figured out She Niu.

On the other side, Sakura respectfully poured a cup of tea for her master, "Tsunade-sama, take a sip to moisten your throat."

"Excuse me, Sakura." Tsunade took it, but did not drink it immediately. Instead, she asked in a low voice: "How have you been practicing your "Ripple" these days? "

Sakura looked slightly solemn, "It's going very smoothly. In fact, I can clearly feel the changes in myself. Using a special breathing method, I am getting stronger almost all the time!"

The ripple kung fu is great, really great!

Not only does it not consume chakra, it can even feed itself back.

It can be said that it is a must-have technique for traveling at home, killing people and selling goods.

Hearing this, Tsunade felt a little relieved, "In that case, you can continue to practice with Jon."

After a pause, she added: "If you have the opportunity, you can reveal to him the practice method of 'The Art of Hundred Heroes'."

Sakura:! ! !

The art of hundreds of heroes?

This technique is an S-level ninjutsu developed by Tsunade-sama herself. Once the 'Yin Seal' is released, it can not only mobilize the large amount of chakra stored in daily life, but also strengthen the body, which can be said to have endless wonderful uses.

Looking at Sakura's expression, Tsunade said angrily: "Sakura, Jon is even considered half of your master, what's your attitude?"

"No, no, Tsunade-sama, I just..." Sakura wanted to explain something.

Tsunade waved her hand, "Okay, I know what you mean. Since Jon can teach secret techniques of the level of "whirlwind" and "ripple" without reservation, as the Hokage, I naturally cannot be stingy. "

To put it more seriously, this is called deepening the bond.

To put it bluntly, this is called reciprocity.

Sakura blinked, "I understand, Tsunade-sama."

Tsunade smiled slightly.

After serving tea to her master, Sakura returned to Jon carrying the turtle shell.

did not expect.

In addition to Naruto and Tenten, Neji was also there.

I saw this once-in-a-hundred-year-old genius from the Hyuga branch blushing and saying in a very sincere tone: "Sir Jon, it was my fault before, and I apologize to you."

Jon scratched his ears and said, "Don't say that, I can't bear it."

Neji's breath hitched.

Gritting his teeth, he continued: "I fought against Xiao Li yesterday."

"Then what?" Jon asked.

"I lost, I lost miserably." Neji's lips curved into a wry smile, "The 'Whirlwind Slashing Iron Fist' you taught him is extremely powerful, and my 'Soft Fist Technique' cannot match it."

"so?"

Jon pretended to be confused.

"Please train me!" Neji raised his head and looked directly into Jon's eyes, "I can endure any hardship!"

Naruto took the opportunity to help: "Brother Jon, please forgive Neji. Although this guy is a bit arrogant, he is not a bad person."

Tiantian, who had no sense of presence, nodded repeatedly, "Yes, yes."

Jon thought for a moment, then shook his head, "No, 'purity' is not enough. "

purity?

What the hell!

Naruto and Neji were dumbfounded.

Jon chuckled, "Come back to me when you think about it clearly."

After saying that, he left alone and went to chat with Kakashi.

Neci thought hard, but still couldn't figure it out, so he couldn't help but ask: "What exactly does "purity" mean by Lord Jon? "

Naruto and others spread their hands.

I don’t even know where the end of the universe is, how could I know this.

At this time, Tiantian suddenly said: "Could it be the gender? I, Sakura, are both girls."

Upon hearing this, Naruto was unhappy, "How can Brother Jon be so superficial? Besides, you are girls, and Xiao Li and I are serious men!"

Tiantian retorted: "Xiao Li won't say it. He took the initiative to find Teacher Qiaoen, and Teacher Qiaoen also recognized his spirit. Naruto, when you practice the power of "Revolution", you have to transform every time." Isn't it? "

Ah this

That makes sense.

For a moment, I was speechless.

Uzumaki Naruto, defeated.

After listening to Tiantian's analysis, Neji's face turned blue and red.

In order to become stronger, do you really need to dress up as a woman?

That night.

The bright moon hangs high.

After dinner, Neji met Jon alone.

Jon was a little confused.

All right, what is this for?

"Jon. Sir Jon." Neji untied his hair in a rare move, "Please look at me carefully."

Jon:? ? ?

With a stunned effort, Ningji formed the 'Yin' seal.

White smoke rises.

What appeared in front of Jon's eyes was a girl with fair skin and straight black hair.

Ningji, oh no, she should call her Ning Ning now.

Ning Ning blushed and said, "Sir Jon, am I "pure" enough now? "

Jon said nothing and silently took out the camera from his fourth-dimensional pocket.

‘click’

Famous photo handed down from generation to generation +1

As a permanently neutral country, the Iron Country has never experienced a ninja war, and it is a tacit agreement among the major ninja villages not to take action against this country.

Considering the reputation of the Konoha Ninja Village, Naruto and the others took off their turtle shells as soon as they entered the Kingdom of Iron.

Arrive at the agreed upon location.

It’s still some time before the ‘Five Shadows Talk’ begins.

Tsunade frowned slightly.

Unexpectedly, their Konoha Ninja Village was the first to arrive.

After waiting for a while, the cloud ninjas headed by 'Thunder Shadow' Ai also arrived.

"Tsunade." Boss Ai took the initiative to say hello and sat down calmly, "You guys came quite early."

"Raikage." Tsunade nodded lightly, "Because we in Konoha attach great importance to this meeting, of course we must arrive early."

"Pay attention?" Boss Ai sneered, "You really should pay attention, because the rebellious ninja Uchiha Sasuke in your village did some very excessive things to my brother Kirabi."

Although there is no word of calling for punishment, there is a hint of calling for punishment.

As soon as he finished speaking, the atmosphere suddenly became tense.

Naruto clenched his fists and was about to step forward to ask for news about Sasuke.

Suddenly, a pair of hands pressed on his shoulders.

"Don't get excited." Jon said calmly, "Even if you are the Nine-Tails Jinchuuriki, you don't have the right to speak now."

Naruto felt extremely uncomfortable, but he was rarely willful and honestly suppressed the questions in his heart.

Not far away, Sakura breathed a sigh of relief.

In the field, the verbal exchange between Naruto and Raikage continued.

"What the Raikage said is really interesting. It is true that it was Uchiha Sasuke who attacked Cloud Hidden Village, but he has already defected. Even if he seeks revenge, he will not be able to find us in Konoha."

"It's not certain whether he really defected. In short, I must settle this account."

"Oh, we Akira people don't tell secrets. We are not the only rebel ninjas in the Akatsuki organization. You should know this very well."

"It's clear. At the same time, I also know that our Kumogakure has never rebelled against Ninja."

Needless to say, there is nothing wrong with Kumogakure when it comes to dealing with rebellious ninjas.

The will of fire, the burning leaves and the endless fire, are all fucking empty!

People just accept it

——Follow the boss and work hard.

Therefore, even after the attempted rebellion of the two brothers, Golden Horn and Silver Horn, were reincarnated and resurrected by Yakushi Kabuto, they were still loyal believers in Kumogakure's corporate culture.

As the two big figures exchanged words, the scene gradually became a little out of control.

Fortunately, the sand ninjas headed by Gaara Kazekage and the rock ninjas headed by Tsuchikage Onoki arrived in time and a fight was avoided.

"Raikage, Hokage, Tsuchikage." Gaara's tone was neither salty nor cool.

Turning around, he scanned the team behind Tsunade and accurately found Naruto with an excited face, and slightly twitched the corner of his mouth.

Naruto pulled Jon's sleeve, "Brother Jon, have you seen that the Kazekage is my friend!"

"I know, I know, the whole world knows about your beautiful love." Jon said helplessly.

Naruto:? ? ?

You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately.

What kind of love? Gaara and I are 100% pure friends!

etc.

I have pure friendship with Gaara.

But Gaara does seem to be unhappy with himself.

Could it be

Is what Brother Jon said true? !

The adolescent prince could not help but fall into deep contemplation.

On the field, the atmosphere was slightly calmer.

The four forces check and balance each other, and Raikage loses his initial sharpness.

After waiting for a while, the mist ninjas headed by Terumi Mizukage finally arrived.

The leaders of the five major ninja villages gathered together and the talks officially entered the process.

According to the usual practice, each 'shadow' can choose two guards to enter the meeting building.

Without thinking, Tsunade clicked on Kakashi.

As for the remaining one.

She looked at Jon with a questioning look, and her meaning was quite obvious.

How could Jon, who originally wanted to punch in a famous scene, refuse? He silently followed Kakashi and stood behind Tsunade.

The expressions of the other 'shadows' changed slightly.

Unfamiliar face.

Moreover, you are not wearing a Konoha forehead protector?

Who is this kid!

Karui, who had spent some time in Konoha, approached the Raikage and briefly explained Jon's origins.

Boss Ai was unhappy on the spot and asked: "Tsunade, what do you mean, find a person from another village to be a guard? What on earth do you want to do!"

It's normal to have concerns.

He is said to be an honorary Jonin of Konoha, but who knows if that is true.

If that guy was an undercover agent of the Akatsuki organization, wouldn't the leader of the Ninja Village present be a GG on the spot?

Tsunade said in a deep voice: "Your Excellency Jon once single-handedly annihilated the 'Six Paths of Pain' in the Rain Ninja Village, and even made good friends with me, Konoha. Not to mention an outsider, who I choose as my guard is my freedom, and you It’s irrelevant.”

There is a way to go, but there is no way to die.

What bullshit Raikage.

Do you really think I'm afraid of you?

Boss Ai himself had a bad temper, and when Tsunade provoked him like this, he immediately had to show off his temper.

"ah!!!!!"

Thunder is coming.

Raikage lives up to his name.

With a roar, he actually attacked Tsunade in full view of everyone!

Tsunade's eyes flashed.

Waiting to take action.

Jon teleported in front of her.

Facing Raikage's tentative fist, he punched directly.

Use strength to overcome strength!

boom! ! ! ! !

All of a sudden.

Waves of air trembled everywhere.

Some weaker ninjas could not even stand firm under the impact of the aftermath.

Lei Ying's heart was filled with turmoil.

Except for the tailed beast, no one has ever caught his fist from the front!

"Uncle, you are too impulsive." Jon's expression remained unchanged, "I am just a wanderer with no fixed abode, there is no need to be afraid of me."

After hearing this, Lei Ying slowly smiled and said, "I believe it."

Only you have the strength.

You have the right to speak.

The principle of ninja is so simple.

Raikage retracted his fist, cautiously took a few steps back, and looked at Jon carefully.

"The strength is good."

"It's not bad." Jon firmly grasped the master's character, "I'm only a little bit better than you."

Oh ho.

Crazy young man.

Raikage's fist hardened.

However, there was no reason to continue taking action at this time. He had no choice but to shake his slightly swollen hand and said, "The meeting is over. Don't leave. Let's practice hard."

So, are you ninjas or gangsters?

Jon said "Oh" and retreated behind Tsunade.

When the matter is over, he brushes off his clothes and goes away, hiding his merit and fame.

This scene looked indescribably handsome in the eyes of Naruto, Sakura and others.

He can still gain the upper hand when facing off against the Raikage.

Teacher Jon.

Strong and powerful! Strong and powerful!

One punch and he is famous all over the world.

Almost everyone's eyes were on Jon.

But Jon acted very calmly, as if he was distracted, looking in a certain direction.

With such an episode, the atmosphere of the 'Five Shadows Talk' unexpectedly became harmonious.

Wait for five 'shadows' and ten guards to enter the meeting building.

Where Jon was staring before, a strange figure in half black and white suddenly appeared.

He is a member of the Akatsuki organization, Zetsu!

"Discovered?"

"Can not be sure."

"A terrible man."

"Yes, a terrible man."

"His eyes have the characteristics of "samsara eyes". "

"There must be something wrong with Nagato."

"So, the plan continues?"

"The plan continues!"