A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

I'm looking up.

above the moon.

After looking at it for a long time, Jon looked away.

never mind.

Let's leave it like this for now.

Let’s talk about it later when we have a chance.

Two people witnessed Boros' defeat.

One is Saitama.

The other one is a legal loli dragon roll.

Seeing Jon defeat the alien monster with just one move, Tatsumaki was stunned and speechless.

good.

So strong!

She couldn't help but swallow.

At this moment, the out-of-control spacecraft began to fall.

boom!

There were explosions.

Tatsumaki came back to his senses and his eyes narrowed.

"Don't underestimate me!"

If you can't defeat the monster, you can't hold up the spaceship?

What a joke.

I am the second S-class hero, the trembling tornado!

Under the influence of super powers, the spacecraft of the "Cosmic Dark Matter Pirates" slowed down.

However, with Tatsumaki's current ability, he still cannot fully lift this space battleship.

Once it completely falls, I'm afraid the entire city A will be destroyed!

"Damn it!"

Tatsumaki gritted his teeth.

When Jon saw it, he flew directly to the bottom of the space battleship.

Use both arms to lift up.

now.

I am the God on earth!

I don’t know if others can get this meme, but Qiao is having fun himself.

The Heroes Association, which had been paying attention to the situation in the sky, instantly burst into cheers.

hero.

The hero has arrived!

‘Skywalker’ saved us, saved this city!

the next day.

City Z, uninhabited quarantine area.

"That guy stole the show, that's great."

Watching the news scrolling on the TV, Saitama scratched his face enviously.

Not far away, Genos, who was wearing an apron and doing housework, said angrily: "Teacher, if it were you, I would definitely be able to do it."

"Well, who knows."

Saitama thought about yesterday's scene for a moment.

Emmmmm

That level of energy wave (Collapse Star Roaring Cannon) is really nothing.

But then again, that guy named Jon is really strong.

With just one blow, the boss of the monsters was killed.

Saitama crossed his arms and looked a little more serious.

If I issue a challenge very formally, will the other party betray me?

Just thinking about it.

Suddenly, the home phone rang.

Genos wiped his hands on his apron and answered the phone in an orderly manner, "This is Saitama's house, who are you? What, you ask me? I am Genos, the 17th S-class hero, 'Devil Cyborg'. "

The Hero Association staff on the other end of the phone was a little confused.

Eh?

He is obviously the 52nd C-class hero, the number of the ‘Bald Caped Man’.

Genos' tone remained unchanged and he asked, "So, what's the matter with you?"

The other end of the phone did not dare to neglect, "That's it, Mr. Genos, in order to deal with the aftermath of the 'alien invasion incident', the association has now summoned all C-class heroes to go to the city to maintain law and order.

Of course, there is a reward, and it will also be included in the hero activity record. "

"I understand, I will tell Mr. Saitama."

After saying that, Genos hung up the phone on his own initiative.

Saitama asked curiously: "Genos, who is looking for me?"

"Teacher, this is a call from the Heroes Association. I hope you will take to the streets to maintain order. In short, take the time to patrol and avoid vicious incidents." Genos said respectfully.

"oh."

Saitama's expression was calm.

However, being idle at home is also idle, it is better to go out for a walk.

So he put on his homemade hero suit, put on red gloves, and waved to Genos, "I'm going to go out for a walk, and you can take care of the house."

Genos, who looked like a little daughter-in-law, bent down at the entrance entrance and said, "I wish you a safe journey."

Come outside.

Saitama walked slowly towards the residential area.

Along the way, he knocked to death three weirdos wandering in the uninhabited quarantine area.

I don’t know why, but there are far more weirdos in Z city than in other cities.

There are more weirdos in uninhabited quarantine areas than in residential areas.

Every time Saitama goes out for a walk or buys groceries, he encounters three to five weirdos.

of course.

There is no need to elaborate on the fate of those weirdos.

What should be turned into meat paste becomes meat paste, and what should be turned into powder becomes powder.

Everyone has a bright future~

After jumping out of the seven or eight meter high barbed wire fence, Saitama finally arrived at a residential area where normal people gathered.

see him.

Passers-by A, B, B, and D were not surprised.

Wearing fancy clothes on the streets makes you either a pervert or a professional hero.

Is there anything surprising?

Saitama scratched his bald head and murmured: "Patrol. By the way, I seem to have finished eating the radishes at home, so let's go to the supermarket to patrol."

Killing monsters is a hobby.

Shopping for groceries is life.

The Buddhist bald devil actively blends into the crowd, like an inconspicuous drop of water in the sea.

While passing by an electronics store, Saitama saw a silver-haired young man.

The young man stared at the TV in the window, his body shaking constantly.

seemingly

very angry?

Saitama hesitated for a second.

Finally, he stepped forward and asked, "Um, are you okay?"

The silver-haired young man turned his head and asked with an unruly look on his face, "Who are you?"

Saitama didn't wait for a reply.

He suddenly spat on the ground, "Huh, boring hero."

Saitama blinked, not knowing what to say.

Seeing Saitama's stupid face, the young man didn't want to continue talking nonsense. He put his hands in his pockets and left the place.

Looking at the other person's retreating figure, Saitama scratched his face and whispered, "Hero, are you bored?"

Unexpectedly, the young man's hearing is unusually developed.

He turned his head and raised his face, "Of course, a hero or something, the most boring thing!"

Saitama was silent for a while and said in a calm tone: "Then what do you think is not boring? Or, in other words, how can you make your heart feel less empty?"

I’m not sleepy anymore when it comes to this.

The silver-haired young man chuckled: "Of course I will become a weirdo! Sooner or later I will become the strongest weirdo and defeat all the hypocritical heroes."

As he spoke, he pointed to the display window of the electronics store, "Including that guy, what bullshit 'Skywalker'!"

Be a weirdo.

Fighting heroes?

Boy, your idea is very dangerous.

Saitama looked at the silver-haired young man, shook his head and said: "In my opinion, you are far different from that guy... oh, the 'Skywalker'."

etc.

I can't pretend I didn't hear this.

The silver-haired young man approached Saitama and said word by word: "What did you say? Say it again!"

"I said, you are far from Skywalker." Saitama honestly repeated what he just said.

The veins on the young man's forehead throbbed.

But I remembered the tall figure holding up the spaceship by himself.

He had to admit it again.

In the eyes of 'Skywalker', he is an insignificant little character.

hateful.

hateful!

The young man's aura became more and more violent.

But Saitama was not affected at all. He patted the young man on the shoulder and said, "In short, it's better not to be a weirdo. If you become a weirdo, you will be killed by the hero."

Heroes kill weirdos.

Ah.

How rightfully arrogant.

The young man slapped the hand off his shoulder, "Whether it's ten years or twenty years, sooner or later I will eliminate all heroes and completely overthrow the Heroes Association!"

Saitama looked at him, "Are you serious?"

The young man patted his chest and said, "Uncle Hungry Wolf means what he says!"

Saitama looked around and asked again, "Um, it's better to make less of this kind of joke. You'll be caught and treated as a dangerous person."

The young man, the hungry wolf, said with great disdain: "Arrest me? Who will arrest me? It's just you!"

Saitama looked calm, "There are no other heroes nearby, so I have to take action."

The hungry wolf laughed in anger.

"Okay, I want to see what you are capable of."

As he spoke, he put his hands into his trouser pockets and said arrogantly: "If I give you two hands and one leg, I can defeat you with only my right leg. Do you believe it?"

Saitama:.

It’s been so long since I debuted.

This is the first time I have met such an interesting person.

Pulling the corner of his mouth.

He decided to pull back a little bit of his strength.

The hungry wolf raised his right leg high above his head and said calmly: "Come on, I'm ready."

Saitama made the OK sign.

Then.

Hungry Wolf's eyes darkened.

The battle is over.

Time: 0.001S

City A, headquarters of the Heroes Association.

Special residential area.

The previous suite was no longer suitable for the noble status of a 'Skywalker'.

The person in charge, Kawaki, waved his hand and directly divided an area within the association to serve as the temporary residence of 'Lord Jon' in this world.

Everyone in the Hero Association has no objection to this.

The donor fathers even offered to fund the construction of a separate residence for the "Strongest Hero" if the budget is insufficient.

No one is stupid.

I have seen the famous scene of lifting a spaceship with one hand.

The Hero Association and the capitalists didn't think about anything else at all.

Just lick it and that's it.

Jon welcomes everyone.

you give.

I'll take it.

Anyway, you all know who I am.

A time traveler.

It can only stay, not stay.

this day.

Bang Gu, Atomic Warrior, and Tong Di, three old acquaintances, made an appointment to have tea with Jon.

Banggu and Atomic Warrior mainly ask for advice

That's right.

Just asking for advice.

They want to know the secret of how Jon became so powerful in such a short period of time.

The Child Emperor curiously asked Jon for a few hairs, and used his personal equipment to start an analysis that was destined to yield no results.

The few people chatted quite happily.

Those who drink tea drink tea, those who drink wine drink wine, and those who drink milk drink milk.

Having understood all the mysteries of the human body, Grandmaster Qiao spared no effort in giving advice, and through his own stand-in, he quickly made up for the shortcomings of Banggu and Atomic Samurai's boxing and swordsmanship.

Such magnanimity.

The two masters were completely impressed.

Looking back at the beginning, the two of them were dissatisfied because Jon secretly learned their tricks. Thinking about it now, it is really ridiculous.

Bang Gu and Atomic Samurai are having fun.

Beside him, the Child Emperor lowered his head and said nothing.

Because he couldn't analyze Jon's DNA at all.

With current science and technology, it is impossible to analyze the powerful existence of higher dimensions.

Jon was not surprised.

Do you really think that the name "Ultimate Creature" is for nothing?

To put it bluntly, in terms of physical strength alone, he has now surpassed Kaz. Even if you wander in outer space, you will not be frozen by low temperatures.

"It has always been that the waves from behind push the waves ahead, and a new generation replaces the old ones. I am old and can't keep up with the times." Bang Gu said with a smile.

Atomic Samurai continued: "There are only a few people like little brother Jon.

Besides, he is not from our world, so he cannot be used as a reference at all. Banggu, if you want to retire, it's too early. "

Bang Gu smiled and said nothing.

The Tong Emperor looked at the old man with a white beard, then at the uncle holding a bamboo stick in his mouth, and said angrily: "The future world will definitely be based on science. Martial arts and swordsmanship can only strengthen the body."

A child.

This is what happens when your temper comes up.

Bang Gu and Atomic Warrior looked at the Child Emperor at the same time.

The Child Emperor held a piece of wave candy in his mouth, his eyes unflinching.

Of course Banggu and Atomic Samurai will not care about anything with children, and they also know that compared to martial arts and swordsmanship that are difficult to practice, modern weapons such as firearms are suitable for ordinary people.

Not to mention Atomic Samurai, he has three apprentices who have been taught by himself for several years, but their progress is very limited and they are stuck on the threshold of A-level heroes.

And what about Banggu?

The Qingyan Mountain Dojo was also very prosperous for a while.

It's just that because of an accident

Just talking.

Jon's exclusive maid (crossed out)

Miss Xiangyin, who was in charge of Jon's daily life, walked in and said slightly nervously: "Mr. Bangu, Z City has taken over a special prisoner. According to the information, he was once a disciple of the Qingyan Mountain Dojo, named Hungry Wolf. .”

Hungry wolf?

Hear the name.

Banggu suddenly stood up from the sofa.

The hungry wolf became a prisoner.

Moreover, he was arrested? !

Jon touched his smooth chin and asked curiously: "Who caught the hungry wolf, and what was the crime?"

Xiangyin took a deep breath and spoke truthfully, "He is the 'Bald Caped Man' who is the 52nd C-class hero. The charge of arresting the hungry wolf is that he intends to disrupt social stability."

‘Bald Caped Man’?

oh.

That's okay.

Jon chuckled to himself.

Boros was not touched by Saitama.

The hungry wolf was caught by him.

what is this.

Fate's compensation?

Jon looked at Bangu, "Uncle Bangu, what are you going to do? As far as I know, Hungry Wolf is the villain who destroyed the Qingyan Mountain Dojo."

Bang Gu smiled bitterly, "I didn't expect that, Brother Qiaoen, you also know these things about sesame seeds and rotten millet."

After a pause, his eyes gradually became firm, "Anyway, I taught Hungry Wolf all his skills. Now that he has become a prisoner, I should take back those skills."

"Are you going to Z city to meet the hungry wolf?" Jon asked.

Bang Gu nodded, "That's right."

Jon understood.

In the confused eyes of several people, he stretched out his hand as if he was taking out something.

A few seconds passed.

The hungry wolf's position was locked by Little D's classmate.

The invisible door opens.

‘唰’

The hungry wolf, whose whole body was locked in a straitjacket, appeared in front of Bang Gu!

Bang Gu and others were completely dumbfounded.

Is this also a superpower?

real

So convenient.

Bang Gu was the first to come to his senses and looked at the hungry wolf with a solemn expression.

The hungry wolf struggled crazily at first.

Meeting the master's eyes, he became inexplicably quiet.

The atmosphere was silent for a moment.

Jon stared at the hungry wolf with interest, and said with a half-smile: "Uncle Banggu, is he your unlucky apprentice? He looks very ordinary, and feels ordinary."

Of course Banggu and the others would not know.

In a certain world, mediocrity is the highest evaluation of people and things.

Hearing this, Hungry Wolf looked at Jon with fierce eyes.

"It's you! Was it you who did it just now?"

Ouch.

So fierce.

Jon liked this kind of unruly person the most. He smiled and said, "So what if I did it? You can still bite me?"