A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Jon's idea is very simple.

Since 'Star-Lord' punched out "Avengers 4" with one punch, then just let him punch "Avengers 4" away with one more punch.

So, the moment Peter Quill was teleported to Titan, the movie automatically played in his mind.

The majestic ‘Star-Lord’ did nothing, just sat there and watched the movie.

After learning the complete story, he scratched the back of his head in embarrassment.

The punch of 'self' has a profound impact.

What should I say?

Um.

As expected of me!

At the same time, he also understood what Jon meant - correct the trajectory of fate and kill Thanos directly here!

However, there are still a few days until the "Avengers" fight against the overlord of the universe, and Quill can only wait here with peace of mind.

Fortunately, because of Jon's intervention, Egg did not perish. He was still the demigod above all mortals. He could not starve to death for several days, but he was just a little bit bored.

Seven days later.

"The axis is offset by eight degrees, and the gravity is still changing. Damn it, what happened to this planet?" 'Peter Quill' held a metal measuring instrument and frowned.

No one paid attention to him. The group of people from Earth and several members of the Guardians of the Galaxy were constantly looking at the surrounding environment.

After watching for a while, Stark said to "Doctor Strange" Stephen Strange: "Compared with Thanos, we have only one advantage, and that is - he will come to us.

Take advantage of this.

I came up with a plan. "

"plan"?

Hearing this word, everyone gathered around.

Stark shrugged, "It can't be said to be a plan, it's just an idea. Listen, let's lure him over and trap him!

Remember, you must act quickly and don't waste time with him.

Our goal is just the Infinity Gauntlet anyway."

Just saying.

Drax the Destroyer yawned.

Stark was stunned for a moment, with an expression of disbelief, "Excuse me, were you yawning while I was explaining my plan?"

He turned to look at 'Peter Quill', "You are so slack, how do you usually do things?"

At this time, Mantis added, "Be a fool, be ruthless, be an idiot."

Drax agreed: "That's right."

Stark looked up.

It's not raining either, so why am I speechless?

He took a deep breath and said, "Okay, please come over here. If we don't unite now, we will always be free and undisciplined."

"Brother, don't say free and undisciplined, we don't even know what that means."

‘Peter Quill’ said with a relaxed expression: “We are optimistic, and I like your plan, but it sucks.

So, let me plan it! "

"That's right Quill, tell him about Ganwu saving the universe." Drax said with a hint of pride.

Stark looked puzzled, "What kind of dance?"

'Peter Quill' was a little embarrassed and coughed lightly, "Okay, that's not the point. The point is - I'll plan it!"

The enemy is approaching, but everyone's opinions are still divided.

At this moment, 'Spider-Man' Peter Parker noticed something strange about 'Doctor Strange' not far away, and quietly asked Stark: "Mr. Stark, what is Doctor Strange doing?"

Stark looked at it and said a little uncertainly: "Shaking his head?"

As he said that, he looked at Peter Parker, "Boy, don't look around and do what you should do."

"Oh~"

‘Spider-Man’ immediately felt at ease.

However, Stark himself was also murmuring in his heart, seeing that Thanos was coming, what was he doing alone at home?

Although it looks like he is on drugs, in fact, Doctor Strange is traveling through time, looking for a way out among countless possibilities. But it's strange, no matter how he activates the 'Eye of Agamotto', the future he sees is always nothingness.

Not only that, but looking forward, the previous history is quickly annihilated, as if they only exist at the current point in time, unable to advance or retreat.

Dr. Strange frowned. This was the first time he had experienced such a strange event since he took over as the 'Supreme Mage'.

"Doctor, we are formulating a plan to fight Thanos. Do you want to come and listen?" Stark raised his eyebrows.

Dr. Strange thought for a moment, "Of course."

Teleporting out of the space door, Thanos' face flashed with a hint of astonishment.

"Here it is" he murmured.

Then, as if the overlord of the universe sensed something, he unconsciously grasped the artifact, the Infinity Gauntlet, in his left hand, and covered the Infinity Gauntlet with his right hand.

Suddenly, a voice sounded not far away, "I think you must be Thanos."

Thanos chuckled, "That's right."

The conversation changed, "Since you are here, Ebony Maw should be dead."

Dr. Strange said nothing.

Thanos continued: "What a regrettable news, but Ebony Maw still completed the task very well. He allowed me to find you."

"You will regret it." Dr. Strange said solemnly: "He asked you to face the Supreme Mage directly!"

"Mage Supreme?" Thanos laughed.

With a slightly reserved expression, he approached Dr. Strange without fear.

As he walked, he asked, "Guess where this is?"

Dr. Strange glanced around, "Your home?"

Thanos showed a rare look of nostalgia in his eyes, "It used to be."

There was a flash of red light.

The ability of the 'Reality Stone' was quietly activated, and Titan returned to its once vibrant appearance.

Thanos said in a gloomy tone, "Like other planets, there are too many people to eat here, but not enough food.

When we were on the verge of extinction, I came up with a solution."

Dr. Strange was blessed to the core, "Slaughter?"

"Yes, it was massacre.

But it was a randomly selected massacre, and the rich and the poor were all equal.

They called me a madman.

They called me crazy.

As a result, what was expected happened, and the planet was eventually destroyed due to lack of resources. "

"You are a prophet." Dr. Strange said calmly.

Thanos shook his head, "I'm just a survivor."

"But he wanted to kill trillions of people." Dr. Strange continued.

Thanos smiled and said nothing.

For a long time, he stared into Dr. Strange's eyes and slowly raised his hand, "With six gems, I only need to snap my fingers and half of all life in the universe will die.

This is my kindness. "

"Then what?" Dr. Strange asked.

Thanos already had an idea and smiled slightly, "Then I can rest and watch the sun rise and shine on a brand new universe.

The most difficult choice requires the strongest will, and this can only be done by me. "

"You will find that our will is no weaker than yours!" Dr. Strange saw that the time was almost up, and his hands lit up with orange magic circles.

"you?"

Thanos subconsciously raised his head.

But he saw a huge abandoned spaceship looming over his head!

"Succeeded." Stark was secretly happy.

As if a signal, the people hiding around rushed out one after another.

In an instant, a deep purple light flashed, and the huge spaceship turned into ashes.

Thanos roared.

With a wave of his hand, reality changes.

The ashes suddenly turned into countless crows, and they all pounced on Stark.

Peter Parker swings out and blindfolds Thanos with spider webs.

Drax quickly rushed in and gave Thanos a hard blow to the knee.

Dr. Strange, the 'Mage Supreme', like every mage, has a heart for close combat and does not use magic. He rushed forward and slashed Thanos' arm with his lightsaber.

‘Peter Quill’ was not idle either, firing continuously in the air.

Seeing this, Dr. Strange took the opportunity to set up countless magic circles at his feet, allowing him to flexibly shuttle around Thanos.

Thanos didn't check for a moment and actually let a small bomb stick to his back.

Zi la la la!

The bomb exploded, flashing countless arcs of electricity.

Thanos' body was paralyzed for a moment.

Of course, Dr. Strange would not give up this good opportunity. He drew a circle with one hand, first wrapped his magic cloak around Thanos' Infinity Gauntlet, and then assisted the little spider Peter Parker to flash to the enemy's side.

Punches and kicks.

Although it was like scraping, it didn't hurt at all, but it made Thanos tire of it.

He pulled off the cobwebs covering his eyes with force, and relying on instinct, he grabbed hold of Peter Parker accurately.

Just wanted to get rid of this annoying bug.

Stark flew back, shooting hundreds of incendiary bombs from behind.

boom!

boom!

boom!

Thanos' figure was instantly engulfed in a sea of ​​fire.

"snort!"

In the sea of ​​fire, Thanos repelled the flames in front of him.

"Do you know what you are doing? I am Thanos!" He lowered his face and raised his left hand high.

Dr. Strange had been waiting for this moment.

Uh-huh!

A magic whip covers Thanos' Infinity Gauntlet impartially.

"Come on guys!"

With an order, Stark and others took control of Thanos' other hand.

The majestic overlord of the universe was unexpectedly restrained.

"Now!" Stark yelled.

Mantis, who had been prepared for a long time, did not dare to neglect. She jumped onto Thanos in three steps and then activated her natural ability - hypnosis.

However, she looked embarrassed, "I can't do it, he is too powerful!"

Thanos struggled wildly, trying to use his strong will to resist the constant sleepiness.

This is a competition of mental strength.

Once you fall asleep, your Infinity Gauntlet and Infinity Stones will be taken away!

By the time.

His eyelids seemed to weigh a thousand pounds, and Thanos' consciousness became heavier and heavier.

Everyone is about to succeed!

At this time, 'Peter Quill' flew back and seemed to have thought of something, "Wait a minute, we haven't asked him where Gamora is yet!"

"Stop thinking about your girlfriend and come help!" Stark yelled.

Thanos glanced at 'Star-Lord' subconsciously, and tugged at the corner of his mouth with great effort, "Gamora? I'm sorry."

What?

Could it be that!

Although 'Peter Quill' is usually a bit funny, his mind is still very lively.

Hearing Thanos' words, his eyes suddenly turned red, "You bastard, what did you do to Gamora?"

Furious, he stormed towards Thanos.

Dr. Strange took a look and thought, Oh no, this guy is going to do something bad. He quickly reminded: "Not now! You can't."

But how could ‘Peter Quill’, who was already on top, listen to what outsiders said. You know, he is a ruthless man who can even tear his own father apart when he is angry. Even Stephen Strange is not enough to bring him back to his senses.

"I have no choice. I only have one choice." Thanos said intermittently.

These words seemed to drop a spark in the pyre. 'Peter Quill' clenched his fists and stared at Thanos' big purple face. He gritted his teeth and waved out without thinking. fist.

All is over!

At the same time, an idea appeared in everyone's mind.

did not expect.

At this moment, a figure with a shining body flew over from nowhere.

No nonsense, he flew up and kicked away 'Peter Quill'.

Everyone took a closer look and saw that the unexpected intruder was Peter Quill himself!

what's the situation?

Everyone was confused.

"Hey guys, are you surprised to see me? Are you happy?" Quill, who has been hiding on Titan for a long time, laughed.

At this moment, he felt like a hero who saved the entire universe!

"Half the life in the universe, hey, was saved by me, Lord Star-Lord." Quill winked, extremely proud.

"You!?" 'Peter Quill' was stunned as he was kicked away.

Quil shook his finger, "Brother, don't be so impulsive in doing things. Learn from me and be more mature, okay?"

After saying that, he directly joined Stark and the others.

As if the last straw that broke the camel's back, Thanos finally couldn't hold on anymore and fell into a deep sleep. The Infinity Gauntlet was also obtained by "Spider-Man" Peter Parker.

Xiaochong was extremely excited: "Mr. Stark, we did it!!!"

As he finished speaking, he seemed to realize that his voice was a bit loud, and deliberately lowered his tone, "Look, we did it, we really did it!"

Stark breathed a sigh of relief.

Although Thanos without the Infinity Gauntlet and Infinity Stones is still a threat to the entire universe, he is no longer an invincible enemy.

Darling, this is the Infinity Stone?

Thinking of the various miracles displayed by Lord Joestar, Quill's eyes grew hot as he looked at the Infinity Gauntlet, and he couldn't help but said: "Hey, kid, lend me the glove."

How could Peter Parker hand such an important thing to a stranger who appeared out of nowhere, protecting his gloves tightly.

Then, realizing something was wrong, he exclaimed, "Wait a minute, Mr. Stark, aren't there supposed to be four gems on the glove?"

Stark was stunned.

Reality, space, mind, soul.

There are supposed to be four ‘Infinity Stones’, but why are there only three left on Thanos’ gauntlet?

Where did the ‘space gem’ go? !

"Haha, do you think I didn't notice it?"

At this time, Thanos suddenly woke up and sneered: "The moment I landed on Titan, I felt that there was an extremely powerful life on this planet.

So, I deliberately held back. "

An extremely powerful being?

Stark and others, look at me, and I'll look at you.

Finally, they simultaneously locked their eyes on Quill, who was glowing with a strange light.

Peter Demigod Quill: (⊙▽⊙)