A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Mission accomplished.

But, it's only half done.

Although he successfully kept the silly girl Asukiko Narumi away from the quagmire and successfully found the murderer of the missing pastry chef, the hidden plan failed.

Inside the Narumi Detective Agency, Shotaro Zuo asked with a strange expression, "It's just because the eldest lady of the Sonosaki family likes you, that's why you..."

Jon shrugged, "No way, a good man like me is like a firefly in the night, no matter where he is, he is so eye-catching."

I can't accept this.

Shotaro Zuo pressed down the brim of his hat, and said half unwillingly and half regretfully: "Forget it, although you have wasted a good opportunity, but if you can get on the line with the eldest lady of the Sonosaki family, your life is not in vain."

After pondering for a moment, he said with great interest: "Speaking of which, have you ever considered joining the Sonosaki family?"

"If the guy in the basement hears it, he will definitely rush out and punch you." Jon's expression remained unchanged, "It is precisely because you always have such low-level thoughts that you are always half-baked."

"Don't call me a dabbler!" Zuo Shotaro protested angrily.

After joking, Jon's expression softened slightly, "In short, I have been targeted by Sonosaki Saeko. Based on the feeling that woman gave me, I'm afraid she won't let it go."

As he said this, he seemed to have thought of something, "Can I go to the basement to see Kirihiko Sonosaki?"

"If there's anything you can't do, come with me."

Shotaro Zuo got up and took Jon to the basement of the Narumi Detective Agency.

There, he saw the young and gentle Philip and the listless Narukiya Shuko.

Of course, there is also the real suffering master—Sonosaki Kirihiko.

Although they were imprisoned in name, Shotaro Zuo and Philip could not do anything that would completely lose the bottom line of humanity. Compared with the last time they met, Sonosaki Kirihiko had even gained some weight.

"It's you!"

Meet Jon.

Others were fine. Narumi Asuki, who couldn't cheer up, stood up immediately.

Jon was too lazy to pay attention to her and said hello to Phillip, "Yo."

"JOJO, you came just in time. Regarding the issues we studied last time, I have some new ideas recently."

Philip's eyes lit up, like a fox seeing grapes.

Jon waved his hand, "Sorry Philip, now is not the time."

With a soft voice, he looked at the silent Sonosaki Kirihiko, "How have you been lately? Are you used to living here?"

"What exactly do you want to say?" Sonosaki Kirihiko frowned, "Stop talking nonsense, I won't reveal anything about the Sonosaki family."

I am righteous.

My actions are also righteous.

You villains who are causing harm to Fengdu, never expect to get a single piece of effective information from me!

Sonosaki Kirihiko acted quite tough.

Jon nodded.

Then, he said directly, "Your wife has taken a liking to me and wants to recruit me as her son-in-law."

Sonosaki Kirihiko:? ? ?

The atmosphere was silent for a moment.

Sonosaki Kirihiko twitched the corner of his mouth, "It's useless, your tricks are ineffective on me."

Jon knew he didn't believe it and described the characteristics of Sakiko Kizono in detail.

Every time he said a word, Sonosaki Kirihiko's face became stiffer.

By the end, his face was as dark as water.

"Stop lying to me. I won't be fooled by you."

As if to refute Jon, or to convince himself, Sonosaki Kirihiko murmured to himself: "Saeko is not that kind of woman. We just got married, and she...she will not abandon me."

"Just wake up." Jon couldn't help but interjected, "For a wealthy family, let alone a little son-in-law like you, they can even sell themselves out for profit."

After a pause, he continued: "Because you can bring goods. Ahem, because your sales level is high and you can help the Sonosaki family sell memories better, Sonosaki Seiko married you. You don't think , Does she really love you?"

To kill someone is to kill one's heart.

Bringing the bad guys to bear!

Sonosaki Kirihiko was stunned and speechless.

Jon knew the heat was almost over and continuing to talk would only be self-defeating.

"That's it for today. I'll come see you another day."

Sonosaki Kirihiko didn't say much, he just lowered his head and thought.

Seeing this, Jon stood up and left.

Zuo Xiangtaro, who had witnessed everything, returned to the office with him.

The half-assed detective asked, "Will it work?"

Jon said truthfully: "Then who knows, it's better than us doing nothing. Even if you don't feel sorry for your rice, Fengdu can't withstand the destruction of more illegal memories."

Shotaro Zuo patted Jon on the shoulder with approval, "Although you look unreliable, you are indeed a man I recognize. I feel your determination to protect Fengdu!"

"Who is going to protect this city? That's your job, not mine!"

Jon said angrily: "Fighting evil is just a small hobby of mine. My real wish is to live a peaceful life.

That's all. "

I, Qiao Liang Qiaoying, long for peace.

Shotaro Zuo just thought that Jon was being arrogant and smiled without saying anything.

The days passed.

The wind remains peaceful.

Although there are still 'doped body' monsters causing trouble from time to time, with the efforts of Kamen Rider W and Kamen Rider J, they have not been able to cause any major disturbances.

On this day, Jon completed a person-finding case, accepted another commission, and returned to the rented house with Pietro and Wanda.

At the door, he saw Shotaro Zuo, whom he hadn't seen for a while.

"Why are you here? There's another case?" Jon asked.

Zuo Shotaro opened his mouth but said nothing.

When Jon saw this posture, he almost understood what was going on.

After waving his hands and telling brother and sister Pietro and Wanda to do what they were supposed to do, he led the worried Zuo Shotaro to the main hall.

Without saying a word, he poured a glass of vodka with ice and pushed it to the other party.

"Tell me, what troubles have you encountered recently? Did the investigation of the Sonosaki family not go well?" Jon crossed his legs and asked casually.

"How should I put it?" Shotaro Zuo took off his top hat, "I've been thinking about the meaning of being a Kamen Rider recently."

"What's the meaning of being a Kamen Rider?" Jon was puzzled. "What's the meaning of something like that? Isn't it just to be happy?"

Shotaro Zuo:? ? ?

He never expected to get such a perfunctory answer from his friend.

This guy.

What do you think Kamen Rider is? !

"Oh." He sighed.

Describe today's case word for word.

In a nutshell, it is the subconscious of Silly Baitian who incarnates as a weirdo to seek revenge, and it is also mixed with gangsters, car accidents, lust and other messy factors.

Although the incident was successfully resolved in the end, as the initiator of all tragedies, the law was unable to punish the scumbag.

This made Zuo Shotaro always feel like there was a breath of air stuck in his heart, unable to come out or go down.

Jon shook his head, "You just have a strong sense of justice and worry too much. If you see who is unhappy, just hit them."

Shotaro Zuo scratched his brow, "To be honest, I already punched that guy.

Also, isn’t it a good thing to have a sense of justice?

As the Kamen Riders who protect the capital, it is Philip and I's responsibility to fight against evil. "

"Protecting the city is the responsibility of the government and the police. You can only be considered a volunteer."

Jon spread his hands, "It's still the kind without praise or banners."

Shotaro Zuo:.

Jon patted him on the shoulder, "The greater your ability, the less reliable you are. The correct answer is, don't just put the responsibility on yourself.

When facing people who are in difficulty, help them if you can. If you can't help them, there is nothing you can do. After all, you said it yourself, you are just a Kamen Rider, not an omnipotent god. "

"This is the truth, but..." Zuo Xiangtaro wanted to say something else.

Jon waved his hand to interrupt him, "Okay, after drinking this glass of wine, you can go home quickly.

Don’t forget, there is still a prisoner in your basement. Without you, can Phillip and that silly girl Ashuko control Sonosaki Kirihiko? "

"Speaking of this-"

Shotarou Zuo was a little embarrassed, "I've been too busy recently and I forgot to tell you. Maybe it's because your words were most effective. Sonosaki Kirihiko's attitude has changed a lot. He has promised me that we will work together to deal with Sono. It’s the Saki family.”

"Um?"

Jon was stunned at first.

Immediately, he narrowed his eyes and asked, "Could it be a scam? He may be deliberately letting down your vigilance, and then looking for opportunities to escape."

Zuo Xiangtaro said firmly: "No, my eyes will not be wrong.

Although that guy married into the Sonosaki family, he has a heart that loves Fudu just like me.

I think he just took a detour before. "

There was silence for a while.

Jon shook his head, "I won't judge, as long as you have an idea."

The conversation changed.

"Speaking of which, it's almost Christmas. This Christmas, let's have an event with 'Narumi Detective Agency' and 'JOJO Master House'."

"Okay." Zuo Xiangtaro agreed immediately.

He's really been stretching himself too hard lately.

You must know that the Sonosaki family is a tough nut to crack. It will probably take several years to completely defeat them, let alone ten days and a half.

Take advantage of Christmas to relax.

Shotaro Zuo thought to himself.

The heavy burden in his heart was gradually relieved, and he took the initiative to chat with Jon, "Have you taken on any interesting jobs recently? Speaking of which, because of Togawa Kochun's report, our firm's business has inexplicably improved a lot.

I didn’t tell you about some ordinary doping weirdos, so I just solved it myself. "

"Isn't that great? My original intention is to advertise to you."

Jon smiled, "However, I really haven't received any serious commissions recently. Apart from finding cats and dogs to catch people cheating, I just protect others.

No, I just received a similar job, saying that a radio anchor was harassed by a stalker, and I was asked to investigate who the suspect was. "

"Radio anchor?" Zuo Shotaro repeated and asked, "Who is it?"

Jon said uncertainly: "She seems to be called Princess Wakana. I'm not familiar with her either. Who listens to the radio these days?"

"Princess Wakana!"

Hearing this name, Zuo Shotaro could no longer calm down.

"You mean, Princess Wakana is being harassed by a stalker?"

Three black lines appeared on Jon's forehead, "What are you doing? Are you so excited?"

"You don't understand! That's Princess Wakana. She has a beautiful voice, a sweet voice, and is pure and moving."

Shotaro Zuo was so anxious that he ran around in circles in the room.

As he turned around, he murmured to himself: "How could such a person be targeted by a stalker? No, I must find out that pervert, yes, that's it!"

Although I am a tough guy, that doesn't stop me from chasing stars.

Wakana can fly with confidence, and the flight will always be with you!

Zuo Shotaro's eyes were blazing, "JOJO, please take me with you on this matter."

"Aren't you going to collect evidence of the Sonosaki family's crimes?" Jon asked.

"Actually, I have collected almost all the evidence. For the rest, I'm just waiting for the opportunity to come." Zuo Shotaro said extremely seriously: "Back to the topic, it is the Kamen Rider's responsibility to protect the citizens. In this case, I have no shirking the responsibility!"

"Uh, okay." Jon didn't mind that Shotaro Zuo had a hand in this matter.

After receiving the affirmative answer, Zuo Shotaro was so happy that he didn't even bother to drink.

"I'm going to tell Philip and that girl Ashuko about this good thing, hahahaha, I'm going to see Princess Wakana!"

After saying that, he put on his hat and left the ‘JOJO’ Everything Room like the wind.

Jon looked at his retreating back and shook his head secretly.

When accepting the commission today, he had contact with the so-called 'Princess Wakana' for a few minutes. No matter how you look at it, that woman is not as 'beautiful, sweet, pure and charming' as Shotaro Zuo described.

"Longing is the furthest emotion from understanding, Shotaro. I hope you won't be disappointed when the time comes."

Shotaro Zuo was disappointed.

To be precise, extremely disappointed.

With Jon's endorsement, he temporarily became a member of 'JOJO Master House' and successfully met Princess Wakana.

As beautiful as in the magazine: big eyes, round face, delicate skin.

The only difference is that the real Princess Wakana can speak.

"What do you do for food? You can't do this well!"

"Clumsy thing, where's my water glass?"

"It's hot. Fan me. I don't have any eyesight."

Arrogant and domineering.

What an unreasonable young lady!

The idol filter in Zuo Shotaro's eyes was shattered.

At this moment, Princess Wakana saw Jon and Zuo Shotaro and said dissatisfied: "Hey, you two, come here."

Jon turned his head and said, "Shoutaro, your idol is letting us pass."

Shotaro Zuo:.

Seeing the two of them lingering and ignoring her, Princess Wakana's temper suddenly rose.

She stood up suddenly and walked towards the two of them angrily.

"Hey, I'm talking to you, are you deaf?"

A good woman has a long mouth.

Jon frowned slightly.

Just about to reply.

Shotaro Zuo said: "Wakana. Princess Wakana, what can I do for you?"

I've loved it for so many years, and I can't let it go in a short while.

The half-hearted tough-guy detective met Princess Wakana's eyes and said, "If you need anything, please just ask."

How humbling.

This posture is as low as the center of the earth.

Jon pinched his eyebrows helplessly.

Unexpectedly, Princess Wakana ignored Shotaro Zuo at all, and instead said to Jon: "You look more pleasing to the eye. Go and buy me a bottle of water."

Jon smiled slightly, "I don't."

(I have something to do tomorrow, please take a day off)