A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

As the eldest daughter of a wealthy family, many things on Sonosaki Saeko's body are specially customized.

Among them, including her favorite gardenia scented perfume.

This is an extremely unique aroma with a long lasting scent.

At least Princess Wakana has never smelled a similar smell on the second person.

"Jon Joestar and Big Sister."

Princess Wakana's eyes flashed, not knowing what she was thinking.

Aidou's abnormality naturally attracted the attention of Zuo Shotaro.

The half-hearted detective couldn't help but ask: "Princess Wakana, are you feeling uncomfortable?"

"Ah? No, no, no, I'm fine." Princess Wakana came back to her senses and smiled unnaturally.

Then, she blinked and deliberately moved closer to Jon.

Jon was a little puzzled.

The relationship between us is not that good. Why are you here? Are you looking for a fight?

"Long time no see, Mr. Joestar." Princess Wakana smiled what she thought was the sweetest smile.

Jon frowned slightly and said indifferently: "It wasn't long ago. Didn't I help you find that stalker assistant a few days ago?"

The secret is: Which pot should not be opened?

Thinking of Ueio Qiang's disgusting face, Wakana's princess looked a little ugly.

"Haha, I've never been very sensitive to time."

Not knowing how to respond, the well-known female radio anchor could only laugh.

The conversation changed, "Let's not talk about this anymore. How have you been lately? Have you encountered anything interesting?"

Jon:

I don't know if it was his imagination, but Princess Wakana always felt weird today.

Seeing that Jon ignored her, Princess Wakana gritted her teeth in anger, but in order to find the connection between this damn detective and her eldest sister, she could only suppress her temper and chat with Jon all the time.

On the side, Shotaro Zuo and Jimmy Tanaka were completely dumbfounded.

For example, it's like a goddess who is loved by everyone suddenly turns into a licking dog in front of a certain person. This huge contrast made the two of them feel heartbroken.

No.

Don't do that kind of thing

Ignoring the wails in the hearts of the two 'ordinary men', Princess Wakana's smile remained unchanged.

Her idea of ​​making a cliche was good, but in practice, it was a different story.

Who is Jon?

Old man.

Cheluglu's words were said to be watertight.

After chatting for a long time, Princess Wakana failed to achieve her goal. Instead, Jon rushed out impatiently, "Your Highness, don't you have anything else to do?

All right.

Even if you are really free, don't waste your time on me. Go home and play slowly without disturbing us. "

Princess Wakana is so angry.

What's the meaning?

You dislike me, right?

Huh, if anyone wants to talk to me, they have to make an appointment in advance and wait in line for days. Why do you feel so impatient when I get to your place?

Is it that you, Jon, are too arrogant, or my Sono Wakana is not enough?

Ahem.

Anyway, am I that unattractive? !

Princess Wakana has a very stubborn temper, which can be simply understood as "I will never give up until I achieve my goal."

The more Jon resists, the more she tries to figure out the underlying connection behind the whole thing.

Perhaps Jon's attitude towards the goddess was so bad that even two "passers-by", Zuo Shotaro and Tanaka Jimmy, couldn't stand it.

Jimmy Tanaka didn’t say anything.

——He was a little afraid of Jon, and the whirling stone flying from the side was still fresh in his memory!

Zuo Shotaro didn't have so many worries anymore, and he smoothed things over and said, "JOJO, don't be so indifferent."

Jon shook his head, "Shotaro, our focus now is on investigating the case, and we don't have time to spend time with some unimportant women."

As he said that, he looked at Princess Wakana and said, "It's a waste of time."

Princess Wakana: (〝▼Pan▼)

God, how can there be such annoying people in the world?

I am the Goddess of Fengdu!

If Jon heard Princess Wakana's thoughts, she would definitely laugh so hard that she couldn't stand upright.

goddess?

In my eyes, you are at best a woman!

The atmosphere was silent for a moment.

Shotaro Zuo, who was scolded by Jon, didn't know what to say for a moment.

Fortunately, Phillip's call came in time.

The half-hearted detective coughed lightly and pretended to press the answer button, "Hey, it's me, how are you? Is there any progress in the investigation of the 'Radio Tower Clown'?"

What! ?

Okay, I know. "

After a brief phone call, he did not go behind Princess Wakana's back and said directly: "JOJO, according to the clues we have, that guy Philip said that the 'Radio Tower Clown' seems to be a fan of Princess Wakana.

Maybe we can take advantage of this and catch him while we can! "

Jon was like a spirit, and after a little thought, he understood what Shotaro Zuo meant, and asked: "Do you mean to lure the snake out?"

Shotaro Zuo nodded.

Then, he looked at Princess Wakana with questioning eyes, "Your Highness, please help me~"

Princess Wakana is not stupid. She knows that these two guys have to rely on themselves if they want to solve the case. She can't help but sneer with her arms crossed, "Please, please, I will help you."

Shotaro Zuo pressed down the brim of his hat, thinking that bowing to an idol in order to solve a case was not a shameful thing.

When your mind moves, you have to speak.

But Princess Wakana got ahead of him and said very coldly: "You can't do it, let that guy do it."

‘That guy’ naturally refers to Jon, who is watching the excitement from the sidelines.

Qiao frowned.

Good guy, this is an opportunity to take revenge.

Don't you just say you are an 'insignificant woman'?

As for that!

Rolling his eyes, he suddenly remembered something and deliberately pulled Zuo Shotaro, "Shootaro, just forget it if others don't want to. There is no need to be coy. I know a simpler method."

"Huh?" Zuo Xiangtaro expressed confusion.

Jon shrugged and said cryptically, "Have you forgotten what happened on Christmas? The priest's trophies are still in Terui Ryu's hands."

"Trophy? You mean, the mimetic memory!?"

Shotaro Zuo remembered.

The memory possessed by that unscrupulous priest can perfectly mimic anyone. In other words, transforming into Princess Wakana is the same even without the assistance of Princess Wakana herself.

Thinking about it this way, there is really no need for Princess Wakana to take risks herself.

Jon held his forehead helplessly.

You have maxed out the skill of Conspiracy Loudly.

As a detective, you have to pay attention to the situation, Shotaro.

Beside, Princess Wakana's expression was a little dull.

Tell a joke.

I, the popular goddess of Fengdu, was defeated by a Laoshizi memory that appeared out of nowhere.

Hey, so angry!

Now that the plan has been finalized, the next thing to do is to perfect the specific details.

Jon, Shotaro Zuo, Jimmy Tanaka and Princess Wakana said hello and hurriedly left Fengdu TV Station.

Looking at the two people's backs, Princess Wakana gently pinched the corner of her clothes.

She would never give up so easily.

Jon Joestar.

I, Saki Wakana, must find out your secret!

The moonlight is quiet and the wind is gentle.

‘Princess Wakana’ was strolling by the lake in the park, her expression sometimes melancholy and sometimes hesitant.

The night is getting darker.

She was still wandering by the lake, as if waiting for someone.

Sudden!

The evil wind blows.

Swinging up the white dress of 'Princess Wakana'.

The wind dispersed, and a gold and silver doped monster suddenly appeared behind 'Princess Wakana'.

'Princess Wakana' turned around and waved as if meeting an old friend, "You're here."

The doped weirdo suddenly breathed rapidly, "Your Highness, Princess."

"Mr. Clown, why are you so reserved?" 'Princess Wakana' covered her mouth and chuckled, "Come, let me take a good look at you."

The liar and weirdo who calls himself the "Radio Tower Clown" never dreamed that such a scene would happen to him. When he heard on the radio that Princess Wakana wanted to meet him, he directly used up a roll of toilet paper at home.

There is no way, it’s really incredible!

After entering saint mode, his excited mind calmed down a little.

Then, he put on his best clothes, transformed into a dopant, and rushed to the park to keep his appointment.

"Mr. Clown, I have heard your stories a lot recently. Can you tell them to me carefully?"

‘Princess Wakana’ is not afraid of the strange appearance of ‘Radio Tower Clown’.

On the contrary, there was a hint of curiosity in her eyes.

"Of course, it's my pleasure!"

The 'Radio Tower Clown' felt his heart beating rapidly, as if it could fly out of his chest at any time.

As if he had been given an ecstasy, his feet began to move forward uncontrollably.

One step, two steps, three steps.

Soon, this doped monster was less than half a meter away from Princess Wakana.

'Princess Wakana' was still smiling, her smile even brighter than before.

The doped weirdo swallowed and spoke tremblingly, "Your Highness, I am your loyal fan, and I am so happy to see you in person!"

"I'm very happy too." 'Princess Wakana' nodded.

Blinking her big eyes, she added, "Although it's very presumptuous, you might as well get closer and let me take a closer look at you."

What?

It's already a blessing to meet Princess Wakana. Didn't you expect to be able to get up close and personal with the girl of your dreams?

I must be the child of destiny!

Seeing that the doped monster was stunned in place, 'Princess Wakana' thought for a moment and then took the initiative to step forward and get closer to him.

Swear to God.

At that moment, the doped-body weirdo even felt in his heart that even if he died at this time, he would have no regrets.

so--

Otakus who are addicted to beauty are easy to deceive.

'Wakana' the princess thought to herself.

She stretched out her hand and gently placed it on the other person's terrifying face.

"Mr. Clown, you haven't told me your name yet. Your real name can't really be 'Radio Tower Clown', right?"

"I" the liar's hybrid body was excited and subconsciously wanted to tell his real name.

But fortunately, he still has a little bit of brain.

He coughed lightly and said, "The name doesn't matter. You just need to know that there is someone who is watching you and protecting you silently. That's enough."

It has come to this point, and you are still just using words to flaunt yourself?

You really don’t want to get started, right?

It’s so shameful~

'Princess Wakana' smiled slightly.

I just planned to continue as planned.

At this moment, a person ran over from a distance.

The scammer's hybrid body was startled and subconsciously looked at the uninvited guest.

The next second, he was completely stunned.

Because the unexpected intruder turned out to be Princess Wakana!

"Hey, hey, hey, what's going on?" Zuo Shotaro's voice rang through the invisible earphones. "Why does the real Princess Wakana appear here?"

Jon, pretending to be 'Princess Wakana', also wanted to ask this question.

This bitch doesn't come early or late, but she insists on coming just before he makes a move. Isn't this a sincere attempt to cause trouble?

No time to think too much.

His heart suddenly crossed, and the hand he placed on the liar's doped face suddenly exerted force.

With a snap, a strong big blow directly slapped the opponent four or five meters away.

Princess Wakana, who deliberately came to cause trouble, was stunned.

Darling, is this power still a normal human being?

Now that the plan has been exposed, Jon has no need to pretend and quits the mimicry.

However, he did not return to the normal 'Mimetic Tyrannosaurus' form, but continued to mimic his original appearance, frowning and said: "What are you doing here?"

Princess Wakana was speechless for a moment.

At this time, the scammer got up.

Seeing Jon and Wakana, no matter how stupid he is, he understands that this is a trap for him.

Moreover, the humiliation of being slapped in front of the woman he liked made his whole body feel like a volcano about to erupt, and he felt like he wanted to burn from the inside out.

"You bastard!"

He roared.

Immediately afterwards, the doped weirdo said again: "I am your fucking master!"

This sentence is not a statement, but a command.

As the words fell, a sharp thorn formed.

Jon felt a chill in his heart, knowing that this was the unique ability of the doped monster opposite - the Spike of Lies.

The person who was stabbed will instinctively listen to the other person's lies.

But that's it.

He wasn't too worried.

Because in Jon's view, this kind of mental control is just similar to psychological suggestion, not the law of cause and effect.

With Princess Wakana by his side, he didn't want to reveal too many of his trump cards, so he withstood the blow.

"Jostar!" Princess Wakana couldn't help but exclaimed.

Jon, who was severely injured, had a strange expression on his face.

He wanted to hide his stupidity, but unexpectedly, the 'Spikes of Lies' had no effect on him at all.

This is different from what he imagined!

On the other side, two Kamen Riders who had been lying in wait for a long time, Terui Ryuu and Zuo Shotaro, rushed out at the same time.

One left and one right, attacking the doped monster.

After understanding the opponent's abilities, this weirdo is no longer a threat.

You punch me and I kick you.

Three times five divided by two.

The two Kamen Riders worked together to subdue each other without even using their special moves.

Princess Wakana looked at the two living Kamen Riders and felt very excited.

You know, she is the radio host of Fengduguaitan.

Among all kinds of ghost stories, Kamen Rider is the most popular!

"that."

She tried to speak.

But Jon stopped her, "This is not the place we should stay, let's go!"

Princess Wakana:? ? ?

Did you make a mistake? Let me go at this time!

Jon didn't care what this woman was thinking, he picked up Princess Wakana and ran away without saying a word.

Princess Wakana was anxious and quietly reached into her pocket.