A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Jon.

You are my - God!

After seeing the video that went viral on the Internet, the Chinese couldn't hold back and fired three shots.

Thanks to his being a superhuman, his recovery ability is different from that of ordinary people.

otherwise.

After finishing the work, the motherland lay on the bed slightly tired and involuntarily entered the sage mode.

If Jon had existed before, it would have been like a haze appearing out of thin air in his life. So now, Jon is like a beam of light, illuminating the path of his life.

Although they have never tried it, the people of the motherland feel that they can sink one or two aircraft carriers or something.

If he had known that doing this would make the world tremble, he shouldn't have endured it for so many years!

Thinking of this, a smile appeared on the corners of the motherland's lips.

Good times are coming!

When individual force value completely surpasses modern technology, extremely serious fear will arise.

And, worship!

Just as Edgar suspected, the American government realized the seriousness of the situation and gave up its plan to forcibly arrest Jon.

——Even if their business is huge and they have a total of eleven aircraft carriers, they still cannot withstand such a defeat.

Today he dares to break into the Navy Port, and tomorrow he will dare to break into the White House!

Under the visible threat, the president and Congress bowed.

And this is exactly what Jon expected.

certainly.

In order to make his power more reasonable, he also deliberately made up a story:

In the depths of the distant universe, there is a planet named Qiao Xing. Qiao Xing's technology is extremely advanced, but its natural resources are insufficient. Finally, a serious civil war broke out.

And he is the only survivor of Qiao Xing.

In other words, he, Jon Joestar, is an alien!

Everything was fine at first, but after accidentally accepting the drug experiment of Walter Company, he perfectly stimulated the super power of Qiao Xing people in his body.

all in all.

It’s a knock-off version of Superman’s origin.

Because this story is told with both nose and eyes. Moreover, with the current scientific and technological means in the United States, it is indeed impossible to detect the DNA structure of Jon.

So, they believed it.

In other words, they would rather believe in an alien mechanical deity descending on the earth than to believe that a human being can threaten the whole world just by mutating.

The foreign minister responsible for communicating with Jon smiled like a chrysanthemum and rubbed his hands, "Mr. Joestar, if you are willing, we humans are willing to send you back to your lost homeland."

His calculation was good, but Jon was not fooled.

He leaned back on the chair carelessly, put his legs directly on the table, and said with a smile: "Why should I go back? It's nice here, the earth is my home.

What, you guys dislike me? "

"No, no, no, you misunderstood. Our country has always been free and democratic." The Minister of Foreign Affairs explained quickly.

Jon nodded, "That's right - you are a country of immigrants. You can treat me as an immigrant from other worlds."

"Those immigrants who don't even have enough to eat don't have the strength to blow up three aircraft carriers." The Minister of Foreign Affairs silently complained in his heart.

But on his face, he didn't dare to show any impatience.

Seeing that Jon refused to let go, he didn't say much more, and just tried his best to comfort: "Mr. Joestar, don't worry, we will take good care of everything for you while you are living on earth. If you have any requirements, please Please don’t hesitate to ask, and we will do whatever you can.”

"That's pretty much it." Jon raised his eyebrows, "To be honest, I'm not a murderous person, and I don't want to be the Lord of the Earth. What happened before was a complete misunderstanding, what do you think?"

"It's a misunderstanding, of course it's a misunderstanding!" the Foreign Minister nodded.

At this moment, Jon changed the subject, "But, just because I have a good temper doesn't mean that anyone can bully me. I only believe in one sentence, blood for blood, tooth for tooth.

If there is a next time, those soldiers will not leave the base alive. "

These words are the threat of Chi Luo Luo.

However, the Minister of Foreign Affairs did not dare to say anything more and could only laugh stiffly.

After a few more pleasantries, the conversation ended.

Under the personal escort of the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Jon returned to the large villa arranged for him by Walter Company.

Taking out his mobile phone, he found that the entire online world was discussing things about him.

Some are fearful, some are fanatical.

There are even some religious elements who promote him as saying that Jesus is alive and Brahma is coming again.

The variety of news is overwhelming.

"It's boring." Jon muttered quietly and put down his phone.

Suddenly, his ears twitched.

Wherever the mind is, the door is open.

Xingguang, who was hesitating at the door, was suddenly dragged into the house by a mysterious force.

"Ah!" Starlight exclaimed.

By the time she reacted, she was already sitting on the sofa.

Jon said with a smile: "Since you are here, why don't you come in?"

Facing that overly handsome face, Xingguang didn't know what to say for a moment. Suppressing the violent heartbeat in her chest, she hesitated for a few seconds and said, "The company sent me to talk to you."

"I'm afraid it's not as simple as just chatting, right? Walter Company probably sees that I have a close relationship with you, so they sent you to find out my attitude."

Jon was like a genius and instantly understood what Walter Company meant.

In fact, this is not difficult to guess.

If he were Edgar, he would do the same.

Starlight opened her mouth, but finally nodded, "Those people in the company are very scared."

"What about you? Are you afraid?" Jon asked.

Starlight was speechless for a moment.

But in the end, he shook his head and said, "I'm not afraid."

Jon scratched his eyebrows and said, "This is beyond my expectation. I thought that a simple and kind-hearted girl like you would be so scared that when she saw a wanton butcher like me, she would not be able to raise her head, or she would rush up and punch me or something. of."

"I don't think you're a butcher."

Starlight spoke firmly, "We rescued those girls who were abducted."

Jon said calmly: "But I also killed those who opposed me at the door of the Watt Company building."

"You've warned them, more than once." Starlight, who was born in Texas, seems to have his own opinion.

Perhaps it was the first impression that made her feel that Jon was not a hopeless executioner.

This was somewhat unexpected to Jon.

So, his tone couldn't help but soften a bit, and he decided to give Xingguang some face, "Okay, since you trust me so much, you go back and tell Edgar and Madeline that my conditions are the same as before. , just want to live quietly.

If no one messes with me, I won't take the initiative.

Of course, if there is anyone who dares to challenge me face to face, I will make them realize what true cruelty is. "

Such straightforward words had a certain impact on Xingguang's outlook on life.

She looked at Jon blankly and asked the most confusing question in her heart, "I always thought you were a real hero, why..."

"First of all, I'm not a hero."

Jon raised his finger and said, "Secondly, even if I am willing to play a heroic role, I am not the kind of heroic hero who will serve the world. Should a good person be pointed at a gun?"

He looked up and down at the starlight, "If one day you want to continue to complete your heroic career, but Walter Company requires you to make certain sacrifices, such as selling your sex, will you still persist?"

Starlight was suddenly speechless.

To be honest, from the countryside to joining the Vought Company, those glamorous heroes on TV have completely different images in her mind.

The cruel reality made her realize that fairy tales are all lies.

The atmosphere was somewhat silent for a moment.

Just then, the doorbell suddenly rang.

Jon's mind looked outside.

Oops.

They are actually two acquaintances!

He snapped his fingers and moved the people outside the door to the living room.

Butcher and Xiuyi in disguise were dumbfounded.

"What the hell, what just happened?"

"Calm down man, look at the situation."

After a brief conversation, the two looked at the sofa directly opposite.

Jon happened to be looking at them with interest as well.

Under the gaze of those sharp eyes, Xiu Yi simply couldn't raise his head.

However, Butcher suppressed the turmoil in his heart and said in a deep voice: "Hello, Mr. Joestar, we are the FBI."

"Okay, okay, no need to lie in front of me, I know who you are." Jon waved his hand, interrupting Butcher's words.

He ignored these two unreliable guys and turned to look at Xingguang, who had a slightly dull expression. "In short, this is my attitude. Just go back and tell Edgar and Madeleine the truth. I will tell them the truth tomorrow." Just go to work and see you at the Watt Company building then."

Starlight reacted and blinked, "Okay."

After saying that, he left the villa very wisely.

When there were only three people left in the living room, Jon asked Butcher and Xiu Yi to sit down, "Stop standing around like this and come have something to drink with me."

As soon as the words fell, many precious and famous wines appeared on the coffee table out of thin air. Along with the wine bottle, there were three glasses with round ice.

Butcher and Xiu Yi looked at each other and did not dare to act rashly.

Jon smiled and sniffed, "I smell blood on you."

As soon as these words were spoken, Butcher and Xiu Yi's expressions suddenly changed.

Inadvertently, the two of them sat down stiffly where Starlight had just left, like puppets in advance. After a few seconds of silence, Butcher said, "You know?"

The question was very general and had no fixed direction, but Jon nodded, "Don't doubt the ability of a human god."

‘God among men’?

Hearing this word, Butcher instinctively wanted to laugh.

But thinking about the news he heard on the Internet and the video that was circulated despite being kept confidential, he wisely did not speak.

If a man is as powerful as an entire naval fleet, then there seems to be nothing wrong with calling himself a god.

The young Xiu Yi couldn't hold his breath and took the initiative to speak, "We are really desperate now. Please help us!"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk."

Hearing this, Jon smacked his lips while wagging his fingers, "You and I are not relatives, so why do you ask me to help you? I will help you. What benefits can you bring me?"

Xiu Yi was speechless.

"When you help us, you are also helping yourself."

Butcher added with a hoarse voice, "You don't really think that the American government has completely dropped its guard against you, do you? They are just using houses, cars, money, and women to numb you. When they find your weakness, they I will attack you immediately.

And we will be your most solid and reliable helper.

Of course, the premise is cooperation. "

Jon smiled and said, "I have to say, Mr. Butcher, your words are very confusing. If it were anyone else, I might agree. But I am different because I have no weaknesses. On the physical and mental levels, I am Immortal.”

We obviously know every word, so why is it so confusing to put them together?

Even though Butcher was as cunning as a ghost, he really had no choice in the face of a high-dimensional being that transcended humans.

Jon leaned back on the sofa, "To tell you the truth, I am actually a true god who travels in countless worlds. It's just that your world is too interesting, so I want to stay a little longer."

Huey:.

Butcher:.

Just kidding.

It's surprising enough that you say you're an alien, but now you tell me that you're actually a "god"?

Jon also knew that the credibility of this statement was not that high, so he showed a little bit of his hand in front of Butcher and Hughie. It was not a big deal, but he resurrected Hughie's girlfriend who was killed by a locomotive in the long river of time. That’s all.

Xiu Yi was dumbfounded.

Then he knelt.

Butcher was also shocked and speechless, and his worldview began to collapse.

Striking while the iron is hot, Jon expressed his thoughts, “Although we can’t cooperate, you can do things for me.

I promise that as long as you accumulate enough merit, I will realize all your wishes. "

Three days later.

"Yes, it's a complete tragedy."

"The Transparent Man was once my closest comrade-in-arms."

"I must make the real murderer regret coming into this world!"

Facing many reporters in the audience, the people of the motherland answered in an orderly manner.

Scenes like this were completely commonplace for him and were not challenging at all.

Of course, there are also those who don't open their eyes and always want to ask him questions about Jon Joestar.

But can this be said?

He smiled slightly and could always change the subject in an understatement.

So, the situation at the scene became - Oh, isn't this Jon? Let’s pay attention to the transparent people who died, family members.

However, those ‘uncrowned kings of the media’ don’t seem to want to let the people of the motherland off so easily.

Fortunately, the people of the motherland were well prepared.

He took out a box of videos found at the scene of the Transparent Man's corpse.

Video playback.

A mysterious man covered in a black robe chuckled in a deep voice, "Hypocritical heroes will eventually be punished, and the transparent man is only the first one."

The motherland man pretended to grit his teeth, "This is a terrorist organization that specializes in hunting superheroes. I call it the "Black Robe." "

After a pause, he continued: "I swear, I will fight this evil organization to the end. As long as I can eliminate it, I will do it at any cost!"