A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Some people are born in Rome, and some people are born as cows and horses.

‘Same people but different fates’.

This statement is most vividly reflected in Zu Bao.

On the third day after the disappearance of the Homelander, the Vought Company discovered that Homelander was missing.

Madeleine was horrified.

You must know that the motherland is the main product of Walter Company, not even one of them.

After learning the news, even Edgar, the company's top executive, had to go out personally and start looking for traces of the people from the motherland.

After searching in vain, the two of them became anxious.

At this moment, assistant Sister Ai mentioned, how about asking Jon Joestar to help? The last time the locomotive went missing, he found it too.

Edgar and Madeline listened.

Um.

Yes!

How could you forget that guy?

With almost no hesitation, they contacted Jon.

Jon was well prepared and agreed immediately.

Not long after, the remaining members of the Super Seven gathered in the common room.

Jon, Black, Queen Maeve, Deep Sea, Starlight. Of course, the offending locomotive is not here.

Originally, the captain of the Super Seven was a native of the motherland, but he disappeared, and the speaker naturally became the most powerful Jon.

Jon didn't hide it, he spoke openly about the situation.

After hearing this, Maeve and the others were dumbfounded.

Is the fate of the motherland uncertain?

How could it be possible for such a powerful motherland to

Jon coughed lightly, "In short, this is what happened, this is the situation. Now our first priority is to find the native of the motherland and bring him back safely."

Queen Maeve and the others didn't talk to her because their superpowers didn't include 'search'.

Jon smiled and clasped his palms together in a mocking way.

For a moment, white mist spread in the lounge.

In the billowing white mist, the images of the motherland are faintly revealed. Although he couldn't see clearly, it could be seen that the people of the motherland seemed to be imprisoned in a cave.

He was wrapped in heavy chains and his mouth was stuffed with rags. The most important thing is that the people of the motherland seem to have no clothes, and little Azu is exposed!

Black and deep sea, the two rough men didn't react at all.

Starlight whispered and tilted her head subconsciously.

Queen Maeve, on the other hand, had a look of reminiscence on her face. Although it was not the first time she had seen her, no matter how many times she had seen her, she would always feel like - so cute~

"Very good, I have locked Homelander's location." Jon said with a relaxed expression as the fog cleared.

Shen Hai responded in a rather dog-like manner, "In this case, let's quickly rescue the people of the motherland."

Unexpectedly, Jon waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, I can feel that the people of the motherland are still alive, and they are quite far away from us."

Scanning the crowd, he crossed his fingers on the table and said, "Besides, don't you think this is a very good publicity opportunity?"

Hearing this, everyone looked puzzled.

Jon explained: “I mean, although the rescue of the people of the motherland is not a big problem, as a superhero, he is supposed to be a symbol of justice, but the result is so miserable, it will definitely damage the brand image of the Seven.

So I thought, why not do a public rescue and restore the image in the form of live broadcast. "

He smiled and said, "Fan support rate, isn't it what we are always pursuing?"

Hearing this, Deep Sea's eyes lit up.

good idea!

He gave a thumbs up, "Jon, you're a genius."

Jon smiled back.

Queen Maeve showed a worried expression, seeming to be somewhat resistant to the live broadcast of the rescue.

At this time, Xingguang suggested: "I think this matter should be reported to the company's senior management."

"Of course, how can we conduct a live broadcast without the support of the company?" Jon winked at Starlight.

ten minutes later.

"I have to say, this is a very good idea, and I agree."

After hearing Jon's plan, Walter Company President Edgar immediately made the decision, "The company will fully support you! But..."

He changed the subject.

"You are absolutely sure to save the people of the motherland, right?"

Jon spread his hands, "As long as I want, I can do anything."

Edgar twitched the corners of his mouth and was suddenly speechless.

After being silent for a long time, he pinched his eyebrows and said in an almost pleading tone: "Since the company has never treated you badly, please do your best this time."

"It's true that I didn't treat him badly -" Jon nodded, his eyes meaningful.

Now that there is technical support from Watt Company, the live broadcast has quickly caused an uproar in the online world.

Countless netizens flooded into the live broadcast room, overwhelming the servers of Watt Company.

Fortunately, the Watt Company was a big company and countless programmers made emergency repairs, which prevented further chaos in the situation.

"It's all clear."

"There's a picture, there's a picture."

"Ah, Miss Starlight is so beautiful!"

“I really want to be Queen Maeve’s dog~”

"What nonsense are you talking about? It will be the most enjoyable to be picked up by Jon tomorrow, right? When I think of that scene, the hair on my legs stands up with excitement."

"There's something wrong with you upstairs."

"What? You dare to question my orientation? Your account is gone."

Barrage flying.

Jon, Queen Maeve, Starlight, Deep Sea, Black, five superheroes, five live broadcast rooms, and five different first-person perspectives.

Among them, Jon and Queen Maeve and Starlight were the most watched.

Deep sea and black are slightly inferior.

Not to mention Queen Maeve and Starlight, after all, there are gender bonuses there.

But supporting and advocating for Jon is pure national Stockholm syndrome.

That basically means: This man destroyed three of our aircraft carriers. He is so handsome. I love him.

Because they wanted to live broadcast, Jon did not choose to use the portal to cross space, but honestly flew to the Far East on the special plane arranged for them by Watt Company.

Along the way, Jon followed the instructions of Walter Company and carried goods like crazy.

There was no other meaning, he just felt it was fun.

"Come on, family members, today's special benefit for the Super Seven, milk powder originally priced at US$199 is only US$99 today.

Not only that, if you place your order now, we will also give you a pacifier, a bib, and a limited edition Chaoying bottle! "

"Opportunities are limited, first come, first served."

Queen Maeve and the others were dumbfounded.

No one thought that Jon, who would kill someone if they disagreed, would actually be selling milk powder on a live broadcast.

That's not all. After selling baby products, he even sold adult products.

That's called having no taboos. If you don’t know, you might think he is some kind of anchor who specializes in bringing goods.

Fortunately, Jon didn't forget his job. Seeing that the time was almost up, he put away the messy things, stood up in a leisurely manner, and put on the hero uniform prepared for him by Walt Company.

——It was a uniform similar to Superman's tights, except that it was completely black and white, and it also had a silver cape.

When used on Jon, there is an indescribable domineering quality!

If we don't say that "a man relies on his clothes and a horse relies on his saddle", as soon as his uniform was changed, Jon's temperament immediately became different.

Netizens who watched the live broadcast were instantly climaxed.

"Handsome, handsome, handsome!"

"Help, I'm dying!"

"As expected of the strongest hero."

"Husband, I want to give birth to a monkey for you."

At the Walter Company headquarters, seeing the rising heat, Edgar and Madeline grinned from ear to ear.

In any case, even if the people of the motherland are not rescued this time, their company will not lose money just based on the influence of this live broadcast.

Of course, that's what I said.

If there are no people from the motherland, it will definitely be a huge loss for Watt Company.

Far Eastern battlefield.

"Next, everyone listens to my command." Jon crossed his arms and glanced at the teammates who were either reliable or unreliable.

Dogleg Shenhai was the first to respond, "No problem."

Queen Maeve and Starlight also nodded.

Only black remained silent.

Jon ignored him and continued talking on his own, "The place we are going to is a local resistance camp.

Although I don't think the enemy will pose any threat to us, don't forget that the people of the motherland are in their hands. If they are pushed into a hurry, they may hurt the hostages.

So we have to arrange for someone reliable enough to rescue the people of the motherland. "

As he said that, he looked towards the deep sea and said, "Why don't you go ahead?"

When Shenhai heard this, he was immediately dumbfounded.

No, do you think too highly of me?

There is no sea and no marine life here. I am at best an ordinary person with a strong body. I'm afraid I won't be able to complete such an important task.

Shen Hai opened his mouth with a troubled expression on his face.

But millions of people across the United States were watching the live broadcast, and it was really difficult for him to say the words "I'm sorry, I can't" in person.

So, he bit the bullet and said: "I think I am more suitable for the frontal battlefield. Black has rich experience in fighting behind enemy lines. Why not let him-"

"Xuanzi needs to be responsible for other tasks. I'm sorry, we don't have enough manpower to replace you."

Jon smiled brightly, "Brother, are you scared?"

"How could it be? I am Deep Sea! I have never known what it means to be afraid."

Deep Sea puffed up his chest, "Don't worry, as long as you can attract the enemy's attention from the front, I will definitely complete the mission perfectly."

"If that's the case, that would be great." Jon couldn't help but applaud.

Queen Maeve seemed to have noticed Jon's evil intentions, but she just smiled and had no intention of revealing it.

At this time, Xingguang raised his hands enthusiastically, "What about me? What should I do?"

Jon met her eyes, "You, Queen Maeve, the three of us will attract the enemy's firepower and create opportunities for Deep Sea and Black.

By the way, talking about black.

You need to plan an evacuation path to ensure that we can leave here safely after rescuing our motherland. "

Jon lowered his tone, "I'm not being alarmist. Even powerful heroes like our motherland fell into the hands of those villains. I have every reason to suspect that they have some unknown supernatural means."

It’s better not to say this.

As soon as he said that, Shenhai became even more nervous.

His current situation was very much like that of a husky that had wandered into a pack of wolves. Although he was baring his teeth in a pretense of ferocity, the uneasiness in his eyes had completely given him away.

The tasks were assigned, and the five people each performed their duties.

Shenhai tiptoed away, and Xuanzi also left the team without saying a word.

Jon took Queen Maeve and Starlight to the enemy military base without any concealment.

Those Far Eastern gangsters were not vegetarians, and they quickly discovered the three of them.

Not long after, rifles, artillery and other weapons were aimed at Jon and others.

As usual, Jon did not go on a killing spree, but shouted very thoughtfully: "We are peace envoys from free countries. We don't want to kill for no reason, we just want to save our friends."

ambassador of peace?

What we are fighting is the messenger of peace!

The resistance troops opened fire without saying a word.

Starlight and Queen Maeve quickly dodge, but Jon stood there and lightly snapped his fingers.

A transparent barrier appeared out of thin air in front of the three of them, blocking all attacks.

Netizens who watched the live broadcast started a new round of climax.

"I just said, how can someone who can destroy a naval fleet be afraid of these chickens and dogs?"

"I think the Super Seven might as well be called Hero Jon and his six henchmen."

"No, do you understand the sperm content of the strongest hero?"

"Nice, such a good sperm content."

"If we didn't consider them as a team, I think Jon Joestar could save the people of the motherland single-handedly."

"Ignore the useless stuff for now, let's discuss the issue of semen content."

It's none of your business, just enjoy your meal.

A carnival started on the Internet.

On the frontal battlefield, the resistance army was also frightened by Jon's strange power.

Jon scratched his eyebrows and said, "Again, we came here with the idea of ​​peace and don't want to fight with you."

However, what responded to him was an RPG rocket.

At the same time, inside the resistance base.

"God bless God bless, everything must be safe and sound." Shenhai calmly crossed himself on his chest and prayed silently in his heart.

However, I don’t know if it’s because I’m not pious enough, or because there’s no point in just improvising. It didn't take long before Deep Sea encountered enemies patrolling the base.

"who?!"

As he shouted and asked, the bullet came out of the gun.

Deep Sea was so frightened that he ran and rolled.

Although it was from a first-person perspective, his embarrassed look was seen by millions of netizens.

People who support the deep sea are numb.

That's it?

Such an unbearable performance, I can do it even if I do it.

Deep Sea groaned secretly in his heart.

Speaking of which, he is just an accessory added by Walt Company to balance the top idol group, the Super Seven.

Even if he fights in the sea, his ability will not be more powerful than that of the people of the motherland or Queen Maeve.

To put it bluntly, the meaning of his existence does not lie in his own ability, but in the attribute of 'ocean'.

And he doesn't have a body of steel like Queen Maeve and the people of the motherland. If he happens to be hit by a bullet, he will die!

But there is one thing to say, although Deep Sea's ability is a bit poor, his luck is quite good.

After hiding and escaping all the way, he accidentally broke into the secret cave where the people of the motherland were imprisoned.

Then, millions of netizens saw with their own eyes what a real 'American cutie' is.

Some people are still alive, but he is socially dead.

Azu, it’s so miserable.