A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

It was a knife in the ass and it opened my eyes.

The people of the motherland watched helplessly as the soldier boy marched forward bravely, single-handedly, and knocked down one enemy after another with his fists.

That scene cannot be said to be very handsome, I can only say that he is so handsome that he has no friends...

But what made him a little unhappy was that although the soldier boy was impeccable in terms of personal bravery, his mouth was too broken.

"Watch left, you loser!"

"You are like a big headless fly. No one has taught you how to fight?"

"If you were one of my team members, I swear I would beat you until your mother doesn't even recognize you!"

"What are you thinking about? Do you want to stay here and let those damn Russian guys play with your American butt?"

People of the motherland:…

I thought I was already a jerk, but I didn’t expect there was someone in this world who was a bigger jerk than me.

Aren't soldier boys supposed to be selfless and heroic?

How do you feel...this guy is no different from the homeless people who can be seen everywhere in the streets?

However, after watching the soldier boy hammer a burly and powerful Russian into a meat pie with his own eyes, the motherland resolutely suppressed what was in his heart.

This is a master who is not easy to mess with. If you are not sure of victory, it is better not to say anything.

"Come on, you cowards! Is this all you have?"

"Suck my D1ck!"

"I want to pay back all these years of anger in one go!"

As he continued to fight, the soldier boy became red-eyed.

When the people of the motherland saw that fierce expression, they couldn't help but shudder.

After swallowing quietly, he braved the words and said, "Soldier boy, although I don't know what happened to you, but this is not a place to stay for a long time. If anything happens, let's talk about it when you get out!"

The words of the motherland made the soldier boy calm down a little.

After thinking over and over again, he nodded and acknowledged the words of his motherland.

"You're right, little weakling. This debt will have to be settled sooner or later...but not today."

With a clear goal in mind, the actions of the motherland and the soldier boy became much more agile. They no longer fought with the guards here, but focused on breaking out.

One old and one new, two generations of superheroes join forces, and the Patriot and Soldier Boy quickly break out of the military base.

After he was completely out of pursuit, the soldier boy opened his arms excitedly and couldn't help but scream to the sky.

After many years, he finally holds freedom in the palm of his hand again!

On the side, the expressions of the people from the motherland were a little complicated.

After pondering for a moment, he said: "What's going on? I saw in the book..."

"What did you see? I have already died for my country, right?"

The soldier boy couldn't help but sneer, "That is a conspiracy of the American government and Vought Corporation. Of course, there is also a shameful betrayal!"

The native of the country was stunned for a moment and then asked: "Walter Company?"

Meeting the eyes of his motherland, the soldier boy twitched his lips, "Don't always ask me questions, kid, you haven't told me your origins yet."

Hearing this, the motherland did not hide anything and spoke truthfully, "I am Homelander, the captain of the Super Seven."

‘Super Seven’?

The soldier boy frowned, "In other words, you are from Walter Company."

"I am indeed an employee of Watt Company." The native nodded lightly.

The soldier boy approached the man of the country with an expressionless face, "So as I guessed, you came here to kill me and silence me."

"Wait! You may have misunderstood." Having seen the strength of the soldier boy, how could the people of the motherland easily attack this madman.

He coughed lightly, "I swear to God, I didn't know you were trapped in that base. In fact, I came here to find my son."

"Your son?" The soldier boy didn't know why.

The motherland man sighed, "Something happened before, and my son was kidnapped by a group of gangsters of unknown origin.

Through the power of someone, he asserted that my son was here. "

"You were deceived, idiot! The person you asked for help was obviously deceiving you. There is no son of yours here."

The soldier boy smirked, "It's just you, me!"

Although it feels a little unpleasant to be taken advantage of, the people of the motherland have suffered a lot of setbacks before and will not take action easily again (mainly because they cannot be beaten).

His eyelids twitched a few times, but he said nothing.

At this time, the soldier boy couldn't help but put his hand on the shoulder of the motherland.

The motherland suddenly became very nervous, "You...what are you going to do?"

"Take it easy, Soldierboy, I just wanted to ask you a favor. You have the ability to fly, right? Is it long-lasting?"

Although it is true that the people of the motherland are not lasting, how can he admit it in front of outsiders? Standing up his chest, Zu Bao shook his blond hair and said proudly: "Of course."

The soldier boy smiled and said, "In that case, please help me return to the United States. I still have some accounts on the other side of the ocean, and I want to settle them with some people."

The motherland man swallowed and said, "Help you return to the United States? You mean...smuggling?"

"What are you thinking? I'm a soldier boy, a hero across the United States! How can I say I'm illegally crossing the border when I return to my hometown?"

As he spoke, the soldier boy's hand increased slightly, "I know you will definitely help me with this, right?"

The people of the motherland only felt stiff. But soon, it returned to normal.

"It's just a small thing to help you return to the United States. But what are you going to do after you go back? The world is crazy now."

Afraid that the soldier boy wouldn't understand, he deliberately explained the current situation.

When the soldier boy heard words like 'visitors from outer space', 'mass hypnosis', 'black robe organization' and other words, his expression suddenly became very exciting.

At the end, I could only whisper in my own voice, "I've really missed a lot over the years."

After sorting out his mood, he smiled again, "Those things have nothing to do with me. I just want to go back and catch up with some of my old friends and communicate with each other."

The conversation changed, "By the way, Black, Scarlet Witch, and the Dynamite Twins are still alive, right?"

Others are fine, just some old heroes who have long been relegated to the fifth line.

But black...

The people of the motherland suddenly became nervous, "Do you know black?"

The soldier boy asked back, "Looking at your tone, do you know Black?"

The native of the country frowned and said: "Of course! Black is a member of the Super Seven, and he is also the senior who watched me grow up!"

The soldier boy fell silent.

After a long while, he forced out a scary smile, "Speaking of which, that guy's physical recovery ability is indeed different from ordinary people... Don't be nervous, he and I are old acquaintances, and we have a close friendship. .”

Why does this adjective sound so strange to me?

The people of the motherland thought that the soldier boy had been imprisoned for so long and his language function had deteriorated. Although they felt strange, they didn't take it seriously.

After nagging for a long time, the motherland people still didn't let go, and the soldier boy became a little impatient, "Hey, little trash, do you agree or not? If not, I have to do it myself!"

Hearing the word 'do something', the expressions of the people of the motherland suddenly became nervous.

The soldier boy saw it and laughed loudly, "Don't be nervous. Although I am a bastard, I still have clear grudges. You just released me there, so I owe you a favor."

If you need any help in the future, just ask, I can do whatever I can. I promise to help you sort it out. "

oh?

This is very attractive.

I have seen the fighting ability of soldier boy.

The ghostly idea suddenly came to mind, and the motherland said: "It's not impossible to help you return to the United States, but in exchange, you have to agree to help me find my son Ryan."

"Ryan, right? Okay, I agree!" The soldier boy nodded without thinking.

"It's Ryan...forget it, it's nothing." The native waved his hand and gave up the idea of ​​correcting him.

As he said that, he put his arm around the soldier boy's waist, "Don't move around. It's no joke if you fall."

The soldier boy felt a little awkward and couldn't help but murmured: "I have hugged so many women. I never thought that one day I would be hugged by a man..."

He took a deep breath and said, "Okay, I'm completely ready, but you have to go faster. Don't worry about me, my body can handle it."

The natives nodded.

Immediately, the two people turned into a stream of light and disappeared into the sky in an instant.

Things are different and people are different.

After being imprisoned in an underground laboratory for so many years, Soldier Boy no longer recognizes the America in front of him.

Sitting in a certain reserved cafe, he looked at the cars and pedestrians on the street and shook his head slightly.

Just thinking wildly.

The people of the motherland came back with large and small packages.

"This is the mobile phone I bought for you, as well as some daily necessities."

"Mobile phone? Oh - you mean Big Brother? I'm familiar with this thing." The soldier boy suddenly realized and showed a rough smile.

The motherland man shrugged and sat down opposite the soldier boy, "There are still many differences between smartphones and mobile phones. The biggest difference between them is that mobile phones can access the Internet.

Do you know the Internet? It’s something that can connect people all over the world. "

As he said this, he took out his mobile phone and opened his Twitter homepage, "Look, this is the Internet."

The soldier boy looked at it for a while and asked, "35 million fans? What does fans mean?"

"Fans are the people who support you. In other words, 35 million people support me. That's why I am the leader of the seven-person superhero group, the unique Homelander!" The native of the motherland was very proud.

The soldier boy nodded in understanding.

Then, he asked: "So, what will happen if they support you? Will you become stronger? Or will you get money?"

This question has stunned the people of the motherland.

After hesitating for a long time, he said intermittently: "Although it can't make you stronger... but fans mean money to a certain extent... the more people support you... the more money you will get."

Soldier Boy understood.

He spread his hands and said, "But if people like us want something, why don't we just go and grab it? Is it that troublesome?"

This is what I said...

There is some truth to it.

But the man from the motherland had never thought about it before, so he didn't know how to answer.

Fortunately, at this time, the person he made an appointment finally arrived, which saved him from embarrassment.

Seeing Jon, the native waved his hand and said, "Here."

When Jon saw the Homelander and the soldier boy, he deliberately showed a puzzled expression and asked the Homelander: "Homelander, who is this?"

The motherland man said angrily, "You still have the nerve to ask me, I asked you to search for Ryan's whereabouts. In the end, I only found him - the long-lost soldier boy!"

Jon scratched his eyebrows and said, "That shouldn't be the case. My ability is based on blood connection..."

Halfway through, his eyes suddenly widened, "He... he couldn't be your father, right?"

What?

I didn't expect to hear such an answer, and the people of the motherland couldn't react for a while.

On the contrary, after the soldier boy experienced a brief period of astonishment, he took a serious look at the people of his motherland.

Not to mention, just that face looks a lot like me when I was young.

But, my own child?

Is it the result of any happy event that resulted in the birth of a child that was not safely remedied...

Feeling the eyes around him, the motherland man turned his head.

Their eyes met, and both of them saw the deep complexity in each other's eyes.

Jon felt so good eating the melon that he felt so good.

Suddenly, the soldier boy slapped the motherland, "Tmd, before I was wondering what kind of good-for-nothing man could give birth to such an unworthy thing like you, but I didn't expect that good-for-nothing man to be me!"

The people of the motherland who were stunned by this slap did not fight back, but just looked at the soldier boy blankly.

When the soldier boy saw it, he became even more angry, "Look? Look at your horse!"

The boy who lacked love, Azu, touched his face and said, "I was just... a little surprised. I didn't expect that I still have... a father."

"No, no, no, no! I was just saying that it's not certain whether we are related or not."

The soldier boy stared at Jon with scrutinizing eyes and said fiercely: "Is your ability reliable? You don't deliberately tease me, do you?"

Jon nodded, "It's absolutely reliable. There is definitely a blood relationship between the two of you."

Hearing this, the soldier boy curled his lips and said, "What a damn bad luck!"

Whether it's unlucky or not, let's talk about it later. At this time, the hearts of the people of the motherland were completely filled with ecstasy.

He is a person who desperately longs for love in his heart, so he blindly pursues fans, hoping to fill his empty heart with that false love.

Unexpectedly, not only did he have a son, he even had a father.

Although this father looks a few years older than me, blood is thicker than water after all.

The people of the motherland are simply going crazy with joy!

The soldier boy looked at the natives with a headache.

One thing to say, he is impatient with naughty children.

But, from another perspective, my naughty child doesn't seem to be such a waste. Although his personality is a little soft, he can fly anyway.

At least I will have convenient transportation when I go out in the future...

Thinking of this, he sighed and said to the people of his motherland: "Okay, okay. Just think that we are really related. From now on, you have to listen to me, otherwise, I don't care whose son you are. Don’t miss it.”

The people of the motherland felt a little uncomfortable subconsciously, but then, a feeling that they had never felt before welled up from the bottom of their hearts.

"sure no problem!"