A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

(The number of words in each chapter will be blocked, I’m tired)

The ‘Crimson Witch’, also known as the ‘Crimson Countess’, was once the official CP of Soldier Boy.

As the idol of countless girls, she is hot, sexy and energetic.

Of course, that was more than ten years ago.

All glory will come to an end, just like fireworks exploding, leaving only chaos.

After retiring from Vought, the Scarlet Witch had to worry about her own livelihood.

Although she did receive a large amount of money as a pension from Walter Company, it was easy to change from simplicity to luxury, but it was difficult to change from luxury to frugality. Accustomed to a life of extravagance and debauchery. How could she just keep playing with flowers and plants at home?

Relying on a generous pension, the Scarlet Witch lived a luxurious and luxurious life for a period of time, but soon the bank statements brought her back to the cold reality.

A penny stumps a heroic man.

No matter what you have done before, when your account balance is only two digits, everyone must recognize the reality!

So, the Scarlet Witch...

Went to sea.

After many years, when the soldier boy once again saw his old lover, the Scarlet Witch, who was about to start a one-on-one live broadcast, his eyes widened as if he had seen a ghost.

"You..." Her lips moved up and down.

For a long time, I still couldn't say a complete sentence.

A look of undisguised disgust flashed across the soldier boy's face, and he sneered: "You didn't expect it, I crawled back from hell to find you!"

Suddenly shuddered, the Scarlet Witch reacted, and tears suddenly flowed down, "Please, don't... don't kill me! I was forced to have no choice at the beginning."

"oh?"

The soldier boy's smile became even brighter, "You look like you're being forced by someone. When Black and I were wrestling, you were smiling happily."

The Scarlet Witch was suddenly speechless.

Who would have thought that someone who had been dead for decades would suddenly reappear in front of him one day?

She had the intention to resist, but thinking of the soldier boy's terrifying strength, she had to give up the plan.

Regardless of whether there were outsiders present or not, the Scarlet Witch knelt down and slowly crawled towards the soldier boy, "Please be merciful. As long as you don't kill me, you can do anything!"

As she spoke, she seemed to have thought of something, with a flattering look on her face, "You like me, right? You must have remembered. As long as you are willing, I can..."

After saying that, without waiting for the soldier boy to reply, the Scarlet Witch, who was bent on survival, started.

The soldier boy smiled, but did not stop the woman who was on the verge of a mental breakdown.

On the side, the people of the motherland watched with gusto.

It has to be said that the age of the Scarlet Witch just pokes at his XP.

Turning his head, the soldier boy saw the expression on his good son's face and waved him over, "We want to share the good things together. Which one of us will follow the other?"

Hearing this, the people of the motherland were overjoyed.

The crimson witch, whose face was full of tears, looked at the soldier boy like a puppy, "Look, I'm still useful."

"Yes." The soldier boy nodded with satisfaction.

Seeing this, the Scarlet Witch thought she had passed the test, and her anxious heart was finally relieved.

But the next second, the soldier boy suddenly got angry and punched the Scarlet Witch suddenly.

The mentally relaxed Scarlet Witch couldn't react at all, and was directly shot in the head by the soldier boy.

The people of the motherland looked at their father blankly and swallowed involuntarily.

This feeling……

It’s so cool!

As the saying goes, if the upper beam is not straight, the lower beam will be crooked.

As a soldier boy, the people of the motherland are born bad. Now with the words and deeds of his father, the violence and evil that has been hidden in his heart for a long time finally come to fruition.

After doing all this, Soldier Boy wiped his hands on the Scarlet Witch's body without a care in the world.

The opportunity was rare, so he touched it twice more.

After the blood stains on his hands were almost gone, he put on his pants and smiled at the people of the motherland: "Next."

In the dim wooden house, Xuan Qi sat blankly on the old sofa, motionless.

He has a newspaper at hand. The title above clearly reads - "The Scarlet Witch and the Explosive Twins were killed one after another, and the black-robed hero hunt finally begins!" 》

Although "Black Robe" is just a brick, it can be moved wherever it is needed, and it has taken a lot of blame, but Xuanzi knows that this case is really not caused by those in "Black Robe".

But his nightmare soldier boy is back!

In a daze, many cartoon animals appeared out of thin air, surrounding Black.

"You can't escape."

"Yes, if you just want to escape when you are in danger, you will definitely not survive!"

"If you beat him once, you can beat him a second time."

"Brother, cheer up!"

Xuan Se sighed and took off the helmet he always wore on his head, revealing a hideous face covered with scars.

All the little animals stopped talking.

After a long time, a fox patted him on the shoulder and said, "Poor kid, maybe you need a little help."

"Help? Who can I ask for help? The people of the motherland already know his life experience. In this case, it would be good if he doesn't kill me. Going to him is asking for death." Xuanzi's tone was low.

Mr. Fox snapped his fingers, "Of course I'm not talking about the people of the motherland, but Jon Joestar.

You also know what he is capable of. If you can get him to be on your side, let alone the motherland and the soldier boy, he can save you even if the whole world wants to kill you. "

"But what bargaining chip do I have in my hand to impress him?" Xuan Zi was still frowning.

It’s no secret that Jon Joestar only likes young beauties. For this reason, Walter Company usually collected many stunning figures for him.

And what’s black?

There was only this dilapidated body and an ugly face that would make a child cry in fear.

He didn't think those two things alone would allow Jon Joestar to protect him.

"But you have to try." Mr. Fox comforted him softly.

At this moment, an eagle suddenly flapped its wings and proposed a good idea, "If you think there is no hope for Jon Joestar, you can go to the black robe!"

"Black robe"?

Black frowned.

The "Black Robes" are a terrorist organization that has been active all over the world in recent times. They are quite powerful. Not only the Vought Company, but also the US government has been tricked by them.

If it's a "black robe"...

The more I thought about it, the more reliable it seemed, and his black eyes lit up.

As for loyalty, he always gets every penny he gets from Watt Company. To put it bluntly, it was just a place to work.

When life and death were at stake, he didn't have time to think about what Walter Company thought.

But here comes the question, how can we contact the person in "black robe"? You can't go online for help.

Xuan Er held his head in his hands and fell into deep thought.

At this time, his animal friends reminded: "Maybe you can pretend to be black robes and lure out their real members."

"This is a good idea!"

Xuan Se nodded excitedly and couldn't help but said: "It's great to have you by my side!"

In situations where life is at stake, human action goes above and beyond.

In order to survive, Xuan Se couldn't care so much.

He simply took off the black armor and black helmet he had been wearing, put on a mask, and put on a jet-black robe.

As night fell, he walked out of his secret base and began wreaking havoc on the streets.

The hero of Walter Company who came after hearing the news was usually only a second-tier character. To deal with such a low-class fish, his superb fighting skills were fully utilized.

After several battles, he no longer had a single enemy.

However, Xuan Se was secretly anxious.

He has made so much noise. If in GTA, he has at least a three-star wanted level and those people in "black robes" are so powerful, why haven't they shown up yet?

If a person is unlucky, his teeth will get clogged if he drinks cold water.

The more you want something, the less it will come; the less you want something, the more it will come.

When Xuan Zi finished smashing and robbing the fourth store, someone finally blocked his way.

However, it is not the "Black Robe" member as imagined, but Starlight, one of the Seven Super Heroes.

Coincidentally, the Watt Company has been embroiled in scandal recently, and the activities of the Super Seven have been greatly reduced compared to before.

Therefore, Xingguang gave full play to the qualities that a civil servant should have, clocking in and clocking out. On this day, she had just put on casual clothes and walked out of Walter Company. After walking only three or five blocks, he met Xuan Qing, who was wearing a black robe.

Although she has become completely disillusioned with the world of heroes, Starlight is still a simple and kind-hearted girl at heart. She cannot sit idly by in the face of such atrocities.

"Stop!" Xingguang put his hands on his hips and scolded Xuanse righteously.

Black secretly calls misfortune.

He doesn't have time for a little girl to play house!

Without saying anything, Xuan Se turned around and ran away.

Starlight saw it and quickly caught up.

They chased each other and ran through seven or eight streets.

Seeing that he couldn't get rid of it, Xuan Se had to stop and punch Xingguang.

Starlight usually relied on his own superpowers. In terms of close combat, he could not be a black opponent, and he was quickly defeated.

After all, Xuanzi didn't really want her life. When he saw that the other party had lost the ability to move, he took the initiative to stop.

Unexpectedly, Xingguang still refused to give up.

At this moment, a red and blue figure fell from the sky!

Black's heart suddenly stopped.

People from the motherland? !

But when he squinted his eyes and saw the face of the visitor clearly, he couldn't help but relax a little.

Although his face resembled that of a native of the motherland, the guy who accidentally broke into the battlefield was not a native of the motherland.

"That's it." The blond young man stood upright with his chest raised and his arms folded across his chest.

Xingguang, who was lying on the ground, asked curiously: "You...who are you?"

Xuanzi also said in a deep voice, "What is your relationship with the people of the motherland?"

"I don't know who you are talking about, but you can call me Peacemaker." The blond young man smiled slightly, showing his standard eight teeth.

"Peacemaker? It's a name I've never heard of." Looking at that handsome face, Xingguang couldn't help but feel excited.

The last time she had this feeling, she was fighting with Jon Joestar, but the guy's style afterwards was really unacceptable to her, so the two of them drifted apart.

But now, she looked at the blond young man and thought to herself, "Did Cupid's arrow hit her again?"

"No matter who you are, don't meddle in other people's business."

Although the person coming here is not from the motherland, the guy opposite is so similar to the motherland, and considering the soldier boy behind the motherland...

Black is timid before fighting.

The blond young man didn't say anything, and kept a straight face, with a slight red light in his eyes.

Heat ray!

Black's whole body suddenly became tense.

You also said that you don’t know martial arts...

No, you still say that you have nothing to do with the people of your motherland!

Well aware of the power of the heat ray, Black didn't dare to take a direct hit and quickly rolled to his side.

The blond young man was slightly startled, as if he didn't expect Black's skills to be so strong.

But he didn't panic at all, and flew to Xuanzi at lightning speed, aiming at Xuanzi's nose and punching him.

This time, Black couldn't escape.

At the critical moment, he shouted: "You can't kill me, I'm a man in black robe!"

Hearing this, the blond young man paused slightly.

Putting away his fists, he said: "What did you say? Are you a man in black robe?"

Unexpectedly, this really worked. Xuan Se could only say stiffly: "Yes, I am a man in black robe, so you can't kill me. Otherwise, the brothers in my organization will definitely avenge me and make you pay." The price is unimaginable!”

The blond young man scratched his eyebrows and said, "I've never seen you before... Ahem, anyway, come with me."

After saying that, without giving Black Color a chance to reply, he grabbed Black Color's collar and flew up into the sky with a swipe.

Staring at the figure disappearing into the sky, Xingguang stood up slowly, feeling a little hot on his face.

I couldn't help but murmur, "So handsome."

There is no way out despite the mountains and rivers, but there is another village with dark willows and bright flowers.

I thought that the blond young man in front of me was a secret ace trained by Walter Company. Who would have thought that he was actually a real "black robe".

When Xuan Zi arrived at the secret base of "Black Robe", he was dumbfounded at first, and then overjoyed.

Finally... finally he found the organization!

The bearded man in charge of receiving him looked unhappy and sneered: "You said you are in black robe, why haven't I seen you?"

Xuanzi swallowed and took off his mask, "Sorry, I lied before. I'm here to join you."

Butcher and the blond young man were startled when they saw the black and ferocious face.

But the one-armed butcher has experienced strong winds and waves. Soon he returned to normal and said to the blond young man: "Ryan, Franky seems to have something to do with you. Come over quickly."

The blond young man shrugged, "Okay, I understand, the effect of the medicine is almost gone anyway, I have to leave quickly..."

Butcher remained unmoved and looked at Black.

After thinking for a while, he said: "Even when companies recruit new people, they have to look at resumes. Tell me about yourself. If you can't hand in an answer that satisfies me, I will kill you without hesitation." about you."

Xuanzi took a deep breath and introduced himself: "This is the first time we meet, my name is Xuanzi..."

Butcher thought he was hallucinating and asked, "Who are you?"

Xuanzi repeated it again: "I said, my name is Xuanzi."