A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Jon's voice startled Poinger.

He raised his head very vigilantly and met those black eyes.

"Jo...Jon Joestar!" Poinger's heart was beating wildly, almost flying out of his throat.

But soon, he forced himself to calm down and said silently in his heart: "It doesn't matter, this guy doesn't know who I am, and my identity has not been exposed yet."

So, like an ordinary child, Poinger quietly hid the comic book behind his back and said timidly: "You...are you okay?"

Jon thought to himself, the kid is pretty good at pretending.

A kind smile appeared on his face, "Little brother, I just want to see what's for dinner. Are you a child of this family?"

Poinger followed the other person's words and admitted: "Yes, I am the only son of this family."

Hearing this, Jon had a suspicious look on his face, "Only son? Why don't you feel like the owner of this family?"

What's bad, I just followed the other person's words and actually forgot that there was this problem.

Poinger was originally a bit introverted, and generally never talked to others easily. Being able to exchange a few words with Jon was his limit.

Now that he was asked this question, Poinger froze in place like a wooden stake.

Fortunately, at the critical moment, his brother Oyinge came to the rescue.

Seeing Jon Joestar actually talking to his brother, disguised as a town citizen, his first reaction was to strike at him with the ax in his hand.

But he had the good sense not to do so.

Because judging from the previous intelligence, these three guys from the Joestar family are all capable of fighting, and I am no match for my 100 kilograms...

If he couldn't deal with the guy in front of him well, Jotaro and Joseph Joestar, who came after hearing the news, would definitely make him suffer a lot.

Touching his face, the corners of Oyinge's mouth raised slightly. "This guest, really, why does a person of your status come to the kitchen?"

Jon turned back and said calmly: "When you go out, you have to be careful. What if you poison our food?"

broken!

Poinger felt nervous, but he soon realized, is this guy trying to deceive me?

He laughed dryly and said, "Guest, you are joking. If you don't believe me, you can change to a B\u0026B..."

Jon and he looked at each other for a long time.

Shrugging, "Don't worry, this is necessary vigilance."

As he spoke, he changed the subject, "So what's for dinner? Let me say it first, if you fool us with something we don't know what it is called, we will take back the money at any time."

Oyinge had already made preparations and said with a smile: "Dinner is barbecue, fried fish, rice and bird tongue soup. They are all famous local specialties. Just be careful."

Jon nodded.

Having said that, he didn't plan to stay in the kitchen any longer.

After looking at Oyinge, he deliberately passed him by, and Shi Shiran returned to the front hall.

After Jon left, the brothers Oyinger and Poinger let out a sigh of relief.

Poinger held the comic book and said tremblingly: "So... so scary, brother, that guy is really scary."

Oyinge touched his brother's head, "Don't be afraid, he doesn't know our identity. That guy is still in the dark. He just needs to make dinner and then..."

As he spoke, he touched his bulging pocket and took out a packet of powder wrapped in brown paper.

"Strange, is the medicine I bought packaged like this?" He couldn't help but frown.

But soon, Oying put this little thing in his heart and said with a smile: "As long as you put this thing in the rice, everything will be OK."

Poinger laughed strangely. Like a skinny little monkey.

It has to be said that although Oyinge does shady things, he is still good at cooking because he often takes care of his younger brother.

After three times, five and two, I made several local Egyptian delicacies and sprinkled the white powder in the paper bag on them.

In the front hall, Jon and his group were tacitly closing their eyes and concentrating.

Oyinge came in, put the food on the small dining table, and greeted: "Dear guests, it's dinner time."

"Oh! It's finally time to eat, I'm starving to death." Polnareff was the first to respond and quickly rushed to the dining table.

Others also approached one after another.

However, just when Polnareff was about to pick up the spoon and start eating, the mature and steady Joseph stopped him, "Wait a minute."

He looked at Oyinge, "Fellow, it's not that I don't believe you. But after working hard for so long, you should take this first bite of food by yourself."

But... damn that damn Joseph Joestar!

Oyinge cursed secretly in his heart, but his face remained calm.

Picking up the spoon, he took a spoonful of each dish and swallowed it into his mouth. Then he smiled and said, "You are really cautious, guest, but don't worry, I didn't do anything."

He said this, but what he was thinking in his heart was, "Fortunately, I prepared the antidote in advance. As long as I go back and take it later, you will still be the ones who die!"

Seeing Oyinge being so open-minded, the last trace of doubt in Joseph's mind was dispelled.

But just when Oyinge wanted to retreat to the kitchen, Jon stopped him, "Wait a minute."

He looked at Oying with a smile, "Maybe if we need anything, you can just watch us eat."

Oyinger:? ? ?

There is also such an operation.

You are doing it.

He reacted quickly.

If he couldn't avoid the sight of these guys, how could he swallow the antidote?

But now, I can only endure it...

This is a competition of wills. As long as he can swallow the antidote before all these people die, then he will be the winner of this battle!

Having made up his mind, Oyinge said with a smile on his face, "No problem, please use it slowly."

It has to be said that Oying's acting skills are very good. Except for Jon, who already knows the fate of the character, even Jotaro didn't notice anything wrong with Oying.

Facing the delicacies he served, the group of people feasted and ate so deliciously.

Oyinge was secretly happy.

Eat, the more you eat, the better...

But what puzzled him was that although it was expected to be the time when the poison would show up, for some reason, Joseph and his party had no symptoms at all.

But his stomach was getting more and more upset.

"No! I...I...I'm going to be poisoned to death!" Thinking this in his heart, Joseph turned around and happened to see Oying who was covered in cold sweat.

The old man was kind-hearted after all, so he couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong with you, fellow man?"

Oyinge said nothing and remained silent.

Joseph thought he hadn't asked clearly, so he repeated, "Fellow! What's wrong with you?"

Oyinger's stomach ached more and more.

The borderline of intolerability was soon reached.

He knew that if he didn't take the antidote, he would definitely die from the poison he had administered, and he couldn't help but scream.

Then he took out a packet of powder from his trouser pocket and swallowed it.

Such abnormal behavior naturally attracted the attention of Jotaro and the others.

Everyone stood up in unison.

Oyinge knew that the matter was exposed, so he simply returned to his original appearance and said viciously: "Joseph Joestar, you guys deserve to die! He NND, why... why don't you die? I poisoned you, why didn't you react at all? No?"

what?

Poison!

Hearing this word, everyone felt shocked.

But Jon clapped his hands expressionlessly, "Why? Because I have already changed your poison bag into powdered sugar."

As he spoke, he magically produced a packet of white powder from his fingers.

"This is your original poison."

Oyinge understood everything instantly.

It turns out that passing by was deliberately arranged!

But even if you understand, you can't do anything.

He still had to face what he least wanted to see - one against seven (plus one dog).

At this time, his brother Poinger suddenly ran out, still holding the comic book in his hand.

He shouted while running: "Brother, brother, new content has appeared in the book. Don't..."

Halfway through his words, he saw a few big men with fierce looks, which frightened the autistic child even more.

However, Oyinger disagreed and insisted that Poinger read out the contents of the comic book.

Poinger swallowed and said bravely in front of everyone:

[Oops...Oops, for some reason, Jon Joestar actually switched Oyinger's poison, and the poisoning plan failed. 】

[But the brave Oyinger did not back down, but planned to fight to the death with Joseph Joestar and others. 】

[At this time, my brother Poinger ran out worriedly and wanted to stop his brother. However, my brother ordered me to continue reading the contents of the comic book...]

Where do you put this matryoshka doll?

No one understood why, but Poinger's voice continued.

[Although my brother Oyinge was brave, Jon Joestar and the others seemed to be blessed by fate, and defeated Oinge in three strikes, five divisions and two. 】

[But due to brother Poinger's plea for mercy, they decided to let the brothers go. 】

After reading this, Poinger's eyes lit up, "That's it, brother, fight them quickly!"

Polnareff scratched his head, "Huh? What the hell are you talking about? Fighting? Are you sure you didn't let your brother die?"

But no matter what this inexplicable brat was talking about, Jotaro, who had the most explosive temper, punched him without saying a word.

I wonder how Oyinge could be the opponent of Platinum Star and be defeated in just a few strokes.

By the way, almost everyone present punched Oyinger several times in unison.

Poyinge wanted to stop him, but looking at his brother Oinge's appearance, he suppressed his thoughts.

It’s not the right time yet, it’s going to be even worse...

Seeing that his brother had turned into a pig's head, the autistic boy's eyes suddenly lit up.

Hey!

In an instant, he rushed in front of everyone, "Wait, we admit defeat, please let us go."

what? What a mess.

Joseph and the others were confused.

At this time, Jon explained: "This kid's comic book has the function of temporarily predicting the future. He wants to stick to the direction of the script, so he..."

It turns out that it was not a comic, but a script.

Joseph and the others finally understood.

Jon stretched out his hand and said to Poinger: "Come on, kid, let me take a look."

Poinger didn't know what to do, so he could only glance at the comic book subconsciously.

When he saw a certain scene in the book, he swallowed and gently handed the god Thoth to Jon.

Jon took it and turned a few pages.

[After defeating the two brothers Poinger and Oinger, the god Thoth fell into the hands of Jon Joestar. He is a very strange existence, and even fate cannot capture his trajectory. 】

[In the comic book, he saw the ending of his group. It was a very good ending, but the only flaw was...at the end of the ending, he didn't seem to see himself. 】

Don't see yourself?

how……

Am I dead?

Jon couldn't help but frown.

Precisely because he is very familiar with the mechanics of the god Thoth, he will not doubt the prophecy shown in this comic.

Just like Jotaro in the original destiny track was killed by someone at the end of the manga. At the end of Part 3, it was Dio who died.

However, in Part 6, his death was exactly the same as shown in the comic book...

Since this comic book says that he does not exist at the end of the ending.

Then, he must have had an accident.

Think so.

Jon blinked and decided not to let others know this fact, returned the comic book to Poinger, and threatened: "Since you know what kind of existence I am, and you also know that fate cannot capture my trajectory, in the future You brothers, please stop going against us, do you understand?"

I have to say that Jon is good at scaring children.

Hearing this, Poinger nodded, "I understand, we will never be your enemy again."

Jon waved his hand, "In this case, you should get out of here."

Poinger quickly pulled his eldest brother and staggered out of the house.

After finally escaping, the brothers looked at the stars in the sky and felt a sense of relief in their hearts.

finally……

it's all over.

If they had known that Jon Joestar was such a special being, they shouldn't have gone against that guy in the first place.

"Brother, we can save our lives."

"Yes, brother, now that I think about it, going against Jon Joestar and the others is simply the stupidest decision I have ever made in my life."

"Hmm, there's no way you can win against that kind of guy."

"I believe that Master Dio will also forgive us..."

Oyinge changed into a more comfortable position and said, "Well, brother, please read your comics. Where should we go from here?"

Poinger, who had already used what God Thoth had shown as a guide for action, opened the comic and read it softly.

[The two brothers finally escaped. They were so lucky. 】

[But they didn’t expect that the guy whose appearance made them very unhappy before actually secretly brought a group of people to block their only way...]

After reading this, Poinger's voice suddenly stopped.

Because he saw not far away the guy who had been punched by his brother and left behind a wallet, leading a group of strong men to look at them eagerly.

so--

The predicted future is really difficult to predict.