A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

I didn't understand it, but I was shocked.

Ainz, who had just arrived and didn't know much about the world, was a little confused.

Thinking about it carefully, it feels a little scary.

Could it be that... my time travel is also related to the "god" in the mouth of the person on the other side?

Once the idea came up, the brainstorm kept brewing. Fortunately, as an immortal, Ainz had the passive ability of 'forced calmness', so he gathered his thoughts and said to Jon: "That's it..."

I was planning to make some excuses.

At this time, the mustachioed businessman couldn't help but laughed: "What? It turns out you are a liar. No wonder you are such a waste. Even the wolves can't deal with it."

Call me a liar?

Jon looked at the businessman with a half-smile, "It's okay to insult me, but not the gods I serve."

Perhaps because of the presence of a powerful foreign aid like Ainz, the mustachioed merchant did not give Jon any face, and directly mocked: "You also said that you are not a liar. I have never even heard of the god you are talking about!

Huh, my old Buck has a very vicious eye. If a guy like you, who is slippery and has no ability, is under my control, it will be over if I don't take care of you. "

Tsk, what kind of smug look is there for a bourgeois profiteer? I just learned Kungfu, how can I bear this injustice?

Without saying a word, Jon slapped his mustache with his elbow and sneered: "I can't beat the wolf, but I can't beat you?"

Ainz: ...

I don't know why, but it always feels good.

This may be the sequelae of social animals.

With a slight cough, he pretended to stop him and said: "Okay, okay, little brother, please calm down. If there is something that we can't sit down and talk about, we have to resort to force."

Jon was not the kind of player who behaved after getting a bargain. He simply let go of the businessman who looked down upon others.

Seeing this, Ainz took the opportunity to suggest: "Well, why don't we go together? It just so happens that my companion and I want to visit the E-Rantel you mentioned."

The mustachioed businessman hurriedly ran to Ainz and hugged his thigh, "Help, this guy... this guy is a madman!"

"You're just a cockroach, how dare you..." Narbera suddenly gritted her teeth in anger and condensed lightning in her hands without thinking.

But before she could take action, Ainz interrupted, "Okay Nabe, it doesn't matter."

On the opposite side, Jon looked a little funny and reminded him deliberately: "Sir, businessman, are you sure you want to form a team with such unknown people in the wild? Indeed, they have repelled the wolves before, but can you Guarantee that they won't have any evil intentions?

Hey, I have a broad mind. Now that I have accepted the commission, I will definitely complete the task and I won’t leave you in the middle because of your bad mouth. You can rest assured about this~"

When Old Buck heard this, he realized the same thing.

However, considering that the force of the elbow just now was really fierce, for a moment, the mustache was in a dilemma.

Jon smiled, "Anyway, we are only less than half a day away from our destination, so it's easy to decide what to do.

Either you fire me now and go on your own.

Then just bear with it for a while longer.

But let’s make an agreement first, if you old guy dares to be rude to me again, don’t blame me for being rude. "

Hearing this, Old Buck subconsciously took half a step back.

Speaking of which, he was too complacent, always thinking that his identity was more noble than this wild adventurer.

If it were an old man who was in a state of confusion all day long and only knew how to drink and gamble, then this person in front of him had obviously just come out to hang out, and he still had that reckless energy about him...

Alas, miscalculation.

Ainz and Nabe listened quietly to their conversation without saying anything.

After the exchange was over, Genius Gu Ao said tentatively: "Don't worry, my partner and I have absolutely no ill intentions.

Since the nearest city is less than half a day away, we will follow you from a distance. "

As he said that, he looked at Jon and said, "Of course, I'm also very interested in the god you serve. I wonder if I can treat you to a meal when I get to the nearest city? Let's have a good chat."

Jon nodded with a bright smile, "Okay."

…

…

Not surprisingly, Jon was complained.

Although he did complete the task of escorting the caravan, his attitude towards his employer during the task was too bad, so the remuneration that should have been paid to him suddenly shrunk by 90%.

After deducting various expenses and agency fees paid to the Adventurer's Guild, the money he got was only enough to buy a few beers...

However, Jon's fundamental purpose as an adventurer is not to make money, so he doesn't care about the remuneration at all.

After officially handing over the mission, he arrived at the hotel where Ainz and Nabe were staying.

At a relatively remote table in the hotel lobby, the three of them chatted endlessly.

Of course, most of the time it was Jon and Ainz who were talking, while Nabe just listened in silence.

It's just that when Jon made something 'discourteous', she would say some insect names with a frosty face.

Ainz laughed dryly, "Sorry, my partner has such a temper, but she is not bad in nature."

To be honest, Gu Aotian has already begun to regret in his heart. Would it be better to bring other members of the battle maid group out? If it were the eldest sister, Yuri Alpha, this would definitely not be the case...

Of course, Jon knew what kind of character the 'insect expert' was, and he graciously said that he didn't care.

The two of them talked with their own thoughts, and finally brought the topic to the previous gods.

"Feifei, I see that you are a nice person, so these words can only be heard by you, and must not be spread outside." Jon said pretending to be serious.

Ainz was shocked and quickly promised, "Don't worry, my partners and I will definitely keep this secret."

Hearing this, Jon pretended to be hesitant, but finally gritted his teeth, "To tell you the truth, I was just a half-baked boxer before, making a living by boxing in various underground boxing rings. But One day, when I was beaten to death by others, a figure suddenly appeared in my mind.

Please forgive me for not having read much books. I can't describe that figure with the existing vocabulary. In short, when I saw Him, I knew... He was "God". "

Ainz was stunned for a moment after being fooled.

However, his cautious character prevented him from fully believing Jon's words, and he just asked, "When is it specifically?"

Jon smiled, "When? I think it was half a month ago."

Ainz:! ! !

Half a month ago?

Isn't that the time when I and all the NPCs in the Great Underground Tomb of Nazarick traveled through time!

wrong……

Maybe it's just a coincidence.

There may be no necessary connection between the two.

As if he couldn't feel Gu Aotian's turbulent heart, Jon continued: "God told me that there will soon be a disaster that will sweep the entire world here. And I am the messenger chosen by Him to be responsible for the end of the world. Come and save the world.”

"Haha." Perhaps because the concentration of the magic stick in these words was too high, Nabe couldn't help but sneered, "It's obviously just a dung beetle, but it's really a big deal."

Jon spread his hands, "What I said is true. Since that day, I have gained some abilities that I can't even understand..."

Halfway through his words, he realized that he had made a mistake and quickly picked up the wine glass and took a sip.

The more he hid it like this, the more suspicious Ainz became.

The disaster sweeping the world...

You're not just talking about yourself, are you?

There are also ‘messengers of God’ and ‘unknown powers’.

Why does this feel so much like the setting of a light novel from another world?

Ainz thought to himself, "Shouldn't the time traveler get the protagonist's script? Why did he become the villain when he came to me? However, I still can't draw any conclusions."

With a thought in his mind, Gu Aotian quickly came up with an idea.

Through the thick steel helmet, a red light flashed in his empty eyes.

With the charm skills used by his 'Transcender of Death', even characters with a cumulative level of 90 or above are not completely immune.

However, what frightened Ainz was that the man opposite who claimed to be the envoy of God didn't feel anything at all and continued to eat and drink as if nothing had happened.

While eating and drinking, he greeted me, "Feifei, come and eat too. I'm the only one here, so I feel a little embarrassed."

"Me? Haha, I'll forget it..." "Forced Calmness" was activated, and Ainz spoke in a dry tone.

Jon smiled and introduced Ainz as if he didn't know anything. "This is the border of the kingdom, and it is also a place where adventurers are active. After all, you know that Warcraft is usually born in densely forested places... If you want to register If you want to become an adventurer, I can apply to the guild for you.

But even if you are strong, you still have to be the lowest level adventurer in this foreign city-state..."

As he spoke, he pointed to the logo on his neck, "Like me, start from the bottom."

Whether he can become an adventurer or not is not urgent at the moment, the most important thing is to find out the issues related to gods.

Although there was no definite evidence, Ainz had already imagined a bit of the vulgar drama between the Demon King and the Hero.

What?

You ask who is the devil and who is the brave?

Needless to say!

If JOJO, who is handsome and brave, is not a brave man, then it is even less likely that he is a bunch of evil-looking skeletons.

Thinking of this, Ainz felt as curious as a cat scratching his head about the strange abilities Jon mentioned.

In his opinion, it should be something like a plug-in given by the gods...

I just don’t know which one is weaker than the unknown abilities and the world-class items I hold?

"We must get complete information from JOJO." Ainz quickly made up his mind.

However, there are many ways to obtain information, whether it is through appropriation or forced questioning, there must always be a specific protocol.

After repeatedly using detection tools to confirm that Jon was just a rookie with an overall level of 3, Ainz hesitated for a long time and decided to take the risk.

"Maybe it was just an accident. The so-called messenger of God may be immune to mental control skills, but he is definitely not immune to direct damage skills. Just test it a little bit. If the other party is angry, just say you are joking..."

After clearly arranging the way forward and the way out, Anzi raised her hand and a spark came out from her fingertips.

"Oh? Feifei, are you a magic caster? I didn't expect that you, wearing armor and holding a big sword, also have the power of magic." Jon, with hazy eyes, laughed.

With a snap, he picked up the huge cross that was lying next to him.

"What a coincidence, he's the same as me."

There was a buzzing sound and time stopped.

Everything in the world instantly lost color.

During the period of stillness, Ainz's consciousness could still move, but his 'forced calmness' passive was triggered dozens of times!

"Eh? What's going on!"

"Time-based skills? But why is there no chanting and no casting movement..."

"No, how can a human with a comprehensive level of 3 use time-related skills!"

"It should not be an active release, but some kind of passive skill-like protection."

Too many questions filled Ainz's heart.

Looking up, he saw a figure shrouded in white light appearing behind 'JOJO'.

Ainz couldn't see the specific appearance of that figure, but he felt that his soul was greatly shocked...

What seemed like an instant, or what seemed like thousands of years, the time around me finally started to flow again.

Ainz fell backwards as if struck by lightning, and collapsed on the armchair.

"Lord Ainz, what's wrong with you?" Nabe immediately noticed Ainz's strangeness and stood up immediately.

Then, she turned her head and glared at Jon.

"How dare you plot against the Supreme Being, you ignorant rat woman!"

Jon blinked his big innocent eyes, "Conspiracy? This is all out of the question. Feifei, why are you drunk when you haven't drank?"

"Don't be so rude to Ainz-sama!" The magic power around Nabe suddenly increased.

But before he could take action, Ainz sharply interrupted, "That's enough Nabe, I'm fine."

My silly maid is really not afraid of death. If Ainz could sweat, it would have become a river by now.

He has no doubt that if Nabe takes action against JOJO, then the special protection that exists on the opponent will explode and eliminate all those who are hostile to the "Messenger of God"...

"But Lord Ainz!" Nabe was still unconvinced.

Ainz's tone suddenly became stern, "I told you many times that you will call me by my real name, Feifei, outside."

In an instant, a shiver from the depths of my soul rushed from the soles of my feet to my brain.

Nabe lowered her head tremblingly, "I...I understand, Mr. Feifei."

Ainz breathed a sigh of relief and looked at his grumpy maid with half fear and half hatred, "If there is another time, let your sister take you back to reflect on it."

Nabe couldn't help but imagine that scene

——Being abandoned or even disgusted by the supreme being is simply worse than killing her!

Ainz had no time to think about Nabe's mood at this moment.

Now, all he can think about is how to deal with JOJO.

Although the opponent was weak, the divine protection on his body was a powerful force he had never seen before.

Hard to bear.

"It's just a shame. No wonder the protagonists in light novels have cheats. It seems that this guy is no exception." Ainz had a headache.

Taking a deep breath, he decided to suppress his worries for the time being, stood up and said goodbye: "Little brother, I suddenly remembered that I still have some things to do, so I apologize for being with you today."

The conversation changed, "By the way, I left enough money at the front desk for you to eat for three days and three nights. You're welcome, just enjoy it."

Can't the cannon penetrate?

Then use sugar-coated bullets!

Before finding a solution to the problem, Ainz decided to comfort the person on the other side.

As for what to do...

After returning to the Great Underground Tomb of Nazarick and discussing with his own think tank, the result will naturally come.