A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Pandora's Actor (actor) is worthy of being a being who puts "actor" into her name.

If Jon hadn't had a pair of discerning eyes, he might have been able to fool him.

In the field, the performance continues...

"You know what? I've been in love with you since the first time I saw you."

"Why, why don't you understand what I mean? You stupid snail."

"It would be nice if the time could be longer..."

Don't think the lines are crude, under Pandora's Actor's passionate interpretation, at this moment, the souls of Shana, Sanzenin, Louise, and Aisaka Taiga are possessed.

He is not alone, he is not fighting alone!

God knows how much Jon wanted to laugh after hearing these words.

Do you really think of him as a stupid indigenous boy who has never seen the world?

anyway--

People who are uninformed may just fall for this trick.

But it's a pity that in my version of Joe, Tsundere has long since withdrawn from the environment.

It can only be said that the flattery is thrown to the blind man.

However, he pretended to be very moved and shouted: "Stop talking nonsense, I will save you now!"

"Don't be impulsive, JOJO, listen to me, if you like me even a little bit in your heart, don't take risks!" Pandora's Actor couldn't let Jon mess around and quickly stopped him.

He was afraid that the other party would act recklessly, so he quickly finished the rest of his lines, "This is my choice, and it is also what I think from the bottom of my heart. If I can help you in this way, then when I die, it will be Smiling..."

Emotion aroused, "You must not forget me."

After saying that, without giving Jon a chance to reply, Pandora's Actor leaned back directly, entered the portal, and disappeared in an instant.

Jon:…

ox.

So cool.

Putting aside those lines that are full of flaws, Pandora's Actor is enough to kill all the Oscar winners in an instant based on her acting skills.

It’s just that Jon doesn’t like this kind of thing where he presses your neck and forcibly moves you.

but……

never mind.

Who told him that the persona he had set for himself before was that of a native of another world with little knowledge.

I would like to ask someone to drink this cup of bitter wine first.

"Nabe!" "Nabe!"

Where there are flowers, there must be green leaves.

Ainz and Solution screamed.

Jon had to admit that if you put aside the messy calculations and just watch this scene as a comedy, it would be very touching.

He pretended to be devastated, knelt down suddenly, and hammered the ground beside him with his fists.

"No!!! Nabe!!!"

Snowflakes are falling and the north wind is blowing~

The heartbreaking look was no less than that of Yuan Hua who heard the words "Don't contact her again, I'm afraid Charlotte will misunderstand" outside the phone booth.

Seeing this, Demiurge felt happy.

It's done!

On the other hand, Narberal, who had resumed her battle maid costume, had a somewhat complicated expression.

On the one hand, she was very happy that she could help the Great Underground Tomb of Nazarick.

on the other hand……

The lines designed by that bastard Pandora's Actor were too shameful. How could she meet anyone in the future?

Not to mention the little troubles of the iceberg beauty, but on the fourth floor of the Great Underground Tomb of Nazarick, Jon was kneeling on the ground feebly, motionless like a statue.

Ainz and Solution, who had 'restored their freedom', looked at each other and walked to Jon's side.

"JOJO, this is not your fault."

"Xiao Na has made her own choice, you must cheer up!"

Unexpectedly, Jon seemed unaware of it.

Ainz couldn't help but wonder to himself, was it too exciting?

He looked at Jon warily, fearing that the devil hidden in Jon's body would come out if he wasn't careful.

"Feifei, let me ask you, why did this happen? Why Nabe..." Jon said in a "lost mood".

Ainz remained silent.

Because he found that he seemed to have underestimated JOJO's innocence.

According to the plot, the next step should be the classic "blackening".

But Jon just didn't follow the plot.

After a few breaths, he returned to normal, forced a smile on his lips and said, "Okay, don't worry about me, I'm just feeling emotional for the moment."

Not blackened? This unscientific!

Ainz subconsciously scratched his helmet.

But Jon stood up and walked straight towards the holy sword inserted into the ground.

"coming!"

Ainz was shocked.

After so long of preparation, it’s finally time to get to the main part.

Although he didn't understand what the plan Demiurge was talking about, over the past few days, through his own efforts, he had come up with a more targeted plan.

‘Blade of Hundreds of Millions’, one of the 20 world-class props.

Its effect is that it allows the holder to consume experience points and summon an almost endless army of soldiers to assist the holder in combat, which is extremely precious.

To be honest, Ainz would not be willing to use a world-class item as bait if he had no other choice. After all, world-class props are extremely precious.

However, compared with the safety of the entire Nazarick, and even the entire world, a world-class item did not make him feel so distressed...

Again, if you don’t want to let go of your child, you won’t be able to trap the wolf.

"Anyway, no one in Nazarick can defeat this guy, and the conspiracy can't be implemented. It's better to give him an item that can consume a huge amount of experience points and weaken his strength invisibly." Ainz looked at Jon's face. Back view, I thought to myself.

Jon held his breath and concentrated for a few seconds, then directly put his hand on the hilt of the sword and pulled it out suddenly.

In an instant, the light swept across the entire underground dark lake.

He took a deep breath and the name of this piece of equipment came to mind.

"What a baby!" Jon's face remained calm, but he was very happy in his heart.

Hundreds of Millions of Blades (×)

King's Treasure House()

Blinking his eyes, Jon walked firmly into the distance.

The play is not over yet...

Now, it was Ainz's turn to be dumbfounded and hurriedly stopped him: "Jojo, where are you going?"

Jon turned back, "Do you need to say this? I'm going to kill the Supreme Being here and take Nabe back."

Ainz:! ! !

I knew you were tough, but I didn't expect you to be so tough.

I really plan to keep my eyes closed and be reckless to the end.

no!

I have to think of a way quickly...

In the blink of an eye, a strange idea came to Ainz's mind.

He coughed a few times pretending to be weak, "Wait, I...I'll go with you!"

At this time, blocking is ineffective. It is better to use moral kidnapping to force the other party to stop going deeper.

Hearing this, Jon seemed a little hesitant.

He perfectly interpreted the inner tangle of a conflicted person. After thinking for dozens of seconds, he finally decided not to move forward. He turned around and picked up his good brother, "Feifei, I must avenge this!"

"I'll be with you then..." Ainz laughed dryly, as if he was very ashamed of himself for holding back.

At the same time, the throne room.

"He didn't lose his mind because of the loss of his beloved partner, and the expected demon king didn't appear either."

Demiurge pushed up his glasses, his expression slightly helpless, "I didn't expect this."

Albedo, the guardian general manager, comforted him softly: "Don't blame yourself too much, Demiurge. After all, you are not the infallible Ainz-sama... Haha, I think even your mistakes are the fault of that master." It’s expected.”

Hearing this, Demiurge was slightly startled.

Not knowing what he recalled, a meaningful smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, bitter and excited.

"You're right, Albedo! Lord Ainz must have expected this situation, so he deliberately sent hundreds of millions of blades. It's really... terrible!

The lord had long expected that this plan would not be entirely successful.

Haha, I’m really ashamed. I only thought of this after your reminder.

Really, how many years into the future can Lord Ainz see? "

"Ten years? A hundred years? I'm not sure, but it must be a longer term than you and me." Albedo smiled softly.

"Of course." Demiurge said with a deep look, "Although you and I don't have the ability to predict the future like Lord Ainz, some small things can relieve his worries."

Albedo understood, "I will spread the news that the adventurer JOJO has obtained the 'Supreme Holy Sword' in the kingdom I am responsible for."

Demiurge nodded and added: "I will also make corresponding countermeasures in the Holy Kingdom, the Empire and the Silian Theocracy."

Glancing back, he said loudly: "My fellow guardians, please be prepared. The war that Lord Ainz expects to engulf the entire world is about to come!"

"yes!"

For a time, there were many responders.

Ainz's bones went cold inexplicably as he was being held up by Jon.

I always feel that there is some unnecessary misunderstanding...

After leaving the Great Underground Tomb of Nazarick, the camouflaged ruins immediately collapsed, completely covering the entrance.

Ainz was silent for a moment and sighed: "It seems that you have obtained the legacy of the owner of this place, so this place of trial will disappear."

Jon also looked confused, "But...Nabe..."

"Although I hate to say this, Nabe is gone. She chose to sacrifice herself to help us." Ainz was also 'sad'.

The conversation changed, "Those who survive must look forward after all. I think Nabe doesn't want to see you like this either."

Please continue to immerse yourself in the miserable world of love, and don't grow a brain!

Ainz prayed secretly.

And God seemed to hear his response. Jon held the extremely precious Blade of Billions tightly and swore: "Nazarick, I must find everything about this name, and then let it pay the price it deserves!"

Ainz and Solution felt guilty after hearing these words.

Especially Ainz, who gave away equipment after giving away experience.

He even started to complain in his mind, "I've given you a handful of world-class items, but why do you resent Nazarick so much?"

Fortunately...

After this incident is over, the Great Underground Tomb of Nazarick can be peaceful for a while.

Holding the ‘Blade of Hundreds of Millions’ is equivalent to a black hole of experience.

In a short period of time, JOJO's level will definitely not rise again, and even after relying on the powerful power of "Hundreds of Millions of Blades", its strength will decline.

Thinking about it this way, this world-class prop is really worth the gift.

Hehe, witty as bones~

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With the help of caring people, what happened in the ruins of E-Rantel Plain quickly spread throughout the continent.

In the imperial capital, every adventurer said that he was a survivor who survived the trial of Nazarick. As if he had seen it with his own eyes, he told everyone the story of the legendary adventurer JOJO obtaining the 'Supreme Holy Sword'.

The 'Supreme Holy Sword', also known as the 'Blade of the Lost King', is said to be the weapon of the unknown king who unified the continent tens of thousands of years ago.

This sword possesses extremely powerful power. It can not only increase the user's various abilities without limit, but can even summon famous sword projections in history to kill enemies.

Of course, not everyone believes this rumor. After all, in the existing history, there is no unknown king who unified the continent.

However, there are only a few rational people.

Most people still believed this story without reservation, and could not help but feel greedy in their hearts.

Even the Theocracy heard the news and sent some people to inquire.

However, Jon didn't give any face to anyone. Everyone who claimed to want to see the power of the Holy Sword was severely beaten by him.

Some even died directly under the sword...

For a time, the legendary adventurer JOJO became the target of public criticism.

Imperial Capital, ‘Singing Apple Courtyard’ Hotel.

"It's too much. How could those people treat you like this, my brother!" The noble girl Arshay puffed up her face and expressed her grievances for Jon from the bottom of her heart.

Ever since her life was saved by Jon in the Great Underground Tomb of Nazarick, she took the initiative to change her name to Jon.

Hearing this, Jon smiled and said, "It's because of greed. There is only one holy sword and everyone wants it. Those people will naturally dislike me."

Ainz's thoughts moved and he interjected: "What I can't stand the most is those scum who have clearly accepted your life-saving grace before. How can they have the nerve to speak ill and hurt others!"

I am a professional at stirring up flames, old man.

However, Jon was not fooled. Like a swamp jumping fish that only sees through everything, the old god said: "This is human nature. I have seen it a lot in the underground boxing ring before."

Ainz: ...

Is the underground black boxing ring a place for training people? It feels much better than the company he used to work for.

Heklan, the captain of the 'Four Counselors', said worriedly: "But Master JOJO, continuing like this is not an option. I have heard a lot of news that is not good for you recently..."

Hearing this, Jon inadvertently glanced at the old man sitting on the table next to him, scratched his eyebrows and said: "I also know that this is not the way to go, but what can I do? I can't really kill each one."

"Hehehe, distressed young man, I overheard your conversation."

Feeling that the time was almost up, the "Arch Mage" Fluder, who had been disguising himself as a passerby, took the opportunity to speak: "If there is a problem that cannot be solved, why not ask the emperor of this country for help?

I think you have also heard that the emperor is broad-minded and can accommodate all useful people. If a strong man like you joins the empire, he will instantly become a general who is inferior to one person and superior to tens of thousands of people! "

Jon blinked his eyes, seeming to move, "Are you serious?"