A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

The weapons of the earth are rising!

To the west of the Bajas Empire, the Kingdom of Li Yestije, the Holy Kingdom of Roble, and the Silian Theocracy formed a coalition and rushed to the battlefield in a mighty manner.

To the east of the Bahas Empire, the Orc Kingdom, the Minotaur Kingdom, and the City Alliance are watching with eager eyes, and may send troops at any time to march straight into the eastern border of the empire.

These days, the Blood Emperor has been troubled by bad news one after another.

He never imagined that just recruiting an idle adventurer would trigger a domino-like chain reaction.

——He was vaguely aware that there was definitely a pair of hands behind all this, silently controlling the situation.

But now, he doesn't have much time to peel off the cocoon and find out the real culprit...

In the imperial palace, the Blood Emperor frowned.

He stared at the continent map spread out on the table attentively, and said in a deep voice: "How long can the empire's current military strength be enough to resist the Three Kingdoms Alliance?"

After hearing this, the Minister of Military Affairs at the lower level walked out of the queue, held his chest and saluted: "Your Majesty, if we use all our national strength, we should be able to stop it for 2 to 3 years."

2~3 years?

The Blood Emperor twitched his lips.

He is not a young boy who doesn’t understand anything!

The empire was indeed rich in resources and financial resources.

But war changes people's hearts.

Once a stalemate is reached, the economy will inevitably decline rapidly and prices will soar.

By then, every people in the empire will be deeply affected.

Therefore, this troublesome matter must be resolved as soon as possible and must not be delayed!

Otherwise, the empire will be finished...

Thinking of this, he asked again: "What do the review country and the elf country say? Also, have the envoys sent by the demihuman tribe's wasteland come back?"

The Minister of Foreign Affairs walked out of the team like the Minister of Military Affairs, wiping the cold sweat on his face with a silk handkerchief. "Reporting to your Majesty, the Elf Kingdom has not seen our envoy at all. The Review Kingdom said that they have always remained neutral and will not interfere in the national war.

As for the demihuman tribe, they are willing to help us hold back the Holy Kingdom's troops. But Your Majesty, you also know that those demi-humans have backward equipment and low strength, so they may not be of much use. "

The Blood Emperor pinched his eyebrows with a headache and said: "It's better than nothing if it can't be put to great use...

We can create trouble for the Kingdom and the Holy Kingdom with some worthless equipment and rotten sesame seeds, so why not do it? "

The Foreign Secretary nodded quickly and said, "I understand, I will start on this matter."

The Blood Emperor was noncommittal.

After a moment of silence, he locked his gaze on someone, "My knight commander, what do you think of this incident?"

Jon, who was paddling happily, blinked his eyes, slightly cupped his hands and said: "Your Majesty, I think the Three Kingdoms Allied Forces are coming for me. If you can't withstand the pressure, just hand me over. It's okay, I don't mind. .”

"I would have done it long ago! But in this case, who will truly surrender to me and serve the empire sincerely..." The Blood Emperor felt extremely helpless.

However, thinking of his teacher's evaluation of the person in front of him, he regained some confidence and said loudly: "There is no need to talk about this anymore. Since you have surrendered to the empire and become a part of the empire, even if you die, I will not Will hand over the people of the empire!"

What you say is tough!

Regardless of what the Blood Emperor thinks, he has done enough to save his face.

Jon smiled and cupped his hand again, "Thank you for your kindness, Your Majesty."

The Blood Emperor also smiled back, pointed to a certain place on the map and said: "However, the empire is in a critical stage of survival, and the Knight Commander, as the representative of the empire's force, cannot sit idly by.

Although the Three Kingdoms Alliance is astonishingly powerful, the empire itself has its own unique characteristics, and I am not afraid of them. It’s just that the orc and tauren countries are eyeing the eastern border of the empire, always ready to tear off a piece of flesh, which makes me very troubled.

Once the war begins, the Eastern Territory Army will definitely be transferred to the Western Territory...

Why don't the knight captain personally go out and patrol the eastern border of Wu on my behalf to scare Xiaoxiao. "

JOJO alone is worth five legions, this is what the Archmage Fluder himself said.

In the eyes of the Blood Emperor, JOJO alone is enough to warn those shameless orcs who want to attack in secret.

Moreover, he had other plans.

That is, if the empire really cannot withstand the attack of the Three Kingdoms Allied Forces, it will directly tell the other party that the 'Lord of the Holy Sword' has fled to the east of the empire and takes away the main responsibility...

Jon didn't think much and said simply: "Okay, when should I set off?"

Hearing this, the Blood Emperor was immediately overjoyed, "This matter cannot be delayed, the sooner the better!"

Jon nodded and walked out of the imperial palace amid countless eyes with different emotions.

Looking at his retreating back, the Blood Emperor had a complicated expression.

But soon, he resumed his posture of being a king and a hero, and continued to discuss with his ministers how to resist the attack of the Three Kingdoms Allied Forces.

the other side.

After leaving the imperial palace, Jon saw no one around, and in a flash he returned to the residence specially allocated for him.

There, he met Ainz and the little transparent Soluka who had been waiting for him for a long time.

Seeing Jon return, Ainz stood up and couldn't help but ask: "How is it? What does His Majesty the Emperor want?"

Jon said truthfully: "His Majesty the Emperor is old and has no intention of surrendering in the face of the Allied Forces of the Three Kingdoms. However, due to the threat from the east of the empire, he is a little unsure, so he sent me to find the eastern border of the empire for him to let those orcs. , Minotaur, be more honest and peaceful."

Hearing this, Ainz was a little dumbfounded.

But after thinking about it carefully, he understood the meaning and said deliberately: "JOJO, I think that His Majesty the Emperor may want to take out himself... If he cannot withstand the attack of the Three Kingdoms Allied Forces, he can also say that you have absconded. ”

Jon shrugged, "No matter what, he has a very upright attitude, so I don't mind doing this 'little favor' for him."

Stroking the holy sword on his waist, he smiled, "Speaking of which... I haven't used it once since I got it."

Ainz's heart moved and he shook his head slightly.

After a pause, he continued: "If this is your decision, then Liu Xiang and I are willing to support you. We are one!"

"Good brother." Jon patted Ainz's shoulder armor.

Seeing no one around, he said mysteriously: "I won't hide it from you, the empire is not my ideal destination. The mission given to me by the gods is to save all living beings, not to be a powerful knight commander or general. .”

Forget about that unfortunate mission! Do you know that the greatest danger in the world is you yourself?

For a moment, Ainz felt countless regrets in his heart.

But the green light of 'forced calmness' swept away, and he solemnly said: "Well, I understand you."

Jon:

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Human beings can actually be classified as a relatively weak race on this continent.

In some countries dominated by demihumans, such as the Minotaur Kingdom, they could only have slaves or even food status.

Tauren are a strong, very warlike demi-human race with powerful horns and skilled martial arts.

It can be said that every tauren is a born warrior.

Bloodhoof Province is a tauren province close to the human country Bahas Empire.

There are 150,000 resident tauren.

Among them, the number of the tauren army is as many as 50,000.

On this day, 'Tauren General' Deka Bloodhoof narrowed his eyes and said to his subordinates in confusion: "Why do you think those little chickens are so brave today? They actually dare to take the initiative to send troops against us."

On the left and right, the burly tauren guards laughed muffledly, "Do you need to say this? General, they must have seen that our brothers' life is too hard, so they took the initiative to send supplies."

In his words, he clearly did not take the empire's most elite Eastern Legion into consideration.

Can't blame them.

Because every intelligent creature knows that it takes at least 20 adult humans to fight a fledgling tauren warrior.

Rounding off, 50,000 tauren warriors are equivalent to the combat power of 1 million humans!

How many people are there in total in the Bajas Empire?

To be honest, if it hadn't been for the 'Tauren Emperor' Cain Yonghorn who had already issued an order not to invade the Bahas Empire at will without special orders, Deka Bloodhoof would have been unable to bear the desire to kill and wanted to march straight in.

And today, those human chickens actually took the initiative?

Haha, what a great thing!

With a thought in his heart, Deka Bloodhoof decisively ordered, "Gather the legion immediately, we are about to fight."

"Roar!"

For a moment, the cow brayed loudly.

A few miles away, Jon moved his ears slightly and smiled at the people around him: "It seems that the cows are a little excited."

The commander-in-chief of the Eastern Territory twitched his lips and said with a serious smile: "Your Excellency, my mission is to escort you here, but if the Tauren Legion takes the initiative to attack, I must preserve the empire's viable combat capability. I hope you can understand."

Subtext: If a fight breaks out, I won't help. It's up to you to handle everything.

Jon waved his hand carelessly, "It's okay, they are just a group of calves who have never seen much of the world. Dealing with them is as simple as eating and drinking soup."

Hey, he's not old, but his tone is not young.

The commander-in-chief of the Eastern Territory couldn't help but have a different thought in his heart.

He heard that the reason why the Eastern Border Army was transferred to the plain battlefield in the west was because of the trouble caused by the man in front of him...

Now he is brazenly talking about destroying the Minotaur Legion.

Haha, you really have no hair on your lips and can’t do your job well!

But there is no other way. He is an adventurer after all, he has not received complete military training, and he has never seen the cruelty on the battlefield.

"If this guy can die here, maybe the Three Kingdoms Allied Forces will collapse." The commander-in-chief of the Eastern Territory thought to himself.

Not only the commander-in-chief of the Eastern Territory, but also Ainz was frightened by Jon. Looking for an opportunity, he asked softly: "Are you sure you want to fight an entire tauren army alone? I heard that there are 40,000 to 50,000 tauren on the other side."

"Alone? No, no, no, I mean the three of us together." Jon said matter-of-factly.

Ainz: ...

What kind of sin did I commit in my previous life to meet such a living treasure like you after time travel.

He sighed and said nothing more.

Anyway, if the situation is really urgent then, I might as well just take off Feifei's vest and be done with it.

Boom boom boom!

As they were talking, the ground beneath everyone's feet suddenly trembled violently.

The expression of the commander-in-chief of the Eastern Territory changed and he shouted: "No, the Tauren Legion is coming out to fight!"

After saying that, he didn't bother to say goodbye to Jon, so he quickly turned his horse's head and fled towards the legion's station with his men.

Jon didn't care. He looked at the plumes of smoke rising from the horizon in the distance, twisted his neck, and casually drew out the holy sword from his waist.

"I can't help but feel sorry for causing so much trouble to our Majesty... In this case, it's up to me to open up new territories for him and give him a complete country."

Hearing this, Ainz stopped talking.

Blood Emperor, what a lucky boy!

But Jon raised his hand and added 10 buffs to himself and his teammates.

Ainz felt that his whole body was filled with strength, and most of the doubts in his heart were gone.

That’s all, since I want to play JOJO’s good brother, I might as well immerse myself a little bit...

Pulling out the two giant swords placed behind his back, he laughed loudly and said, "I'll clear the way for you!"

Solution, who had gradually become transparent and humane, was dumbfounded.

Ainz-sama, what on earth are you doing?

But then I thought about it, with the supreme wisdom, every move must be full of deep meaning.

Well, I must be thinking too little...

With a thought in his mind, he used his special skills as a thief and directly entered the invisible state.

Seeing that his two teammates were well prepared, Jon was extremely satisfied.

He strode forward and slashed with his sword.

In an instant, countless powers poured into the sword, and a golden light suddenly appeared in the sky.

Immediately afterwards, the golden light spread, illuminating half of the sky.

Deckar Bloodhoof, who led the charge, shuddered instinctively.

what is that?

In sight, countless weapons with unique shapes fell from the sky.

Swords, guns, swords and halberds, axes, axes, hooks and forks...

"Quickly, retreat quickly!" The tauren general shouted wildly.

But, it's too late.

He watched helplessly as those weapons smashed into his legion like meteors.

Countless tauren warriors who were capable of wrestling with savage beasts screamed and fell to the ground.

As soon as they met, the army was defeated.

"This is the power of the 'Blade of Billions'..." Ainz couldn't help but sigh while charging.

Although the time it took for the 'Ainz Ooal Gown' guild to obtain the 'Hundreds of Millions of Blades' was not short. But no member can bear the side effects of using the 'Blade of Hundreds of Millions'.

Turning around quietly, sensing magic was swept away. Ainz's charging figure suddenly paused, "Wait a minute, this is unscientific!"

Experience value +4396

Experience value +4396

Experience value +4396

Experience value-10000

Even Jon didn't expect that using the 'Billion Blade' would deduct an average of 10,000 experience points per second, but the experience points gained per second by killing the tauren would be over 12,000!

In other words, not only did he have no side effects when using the 'Blade of Hundreds of Millions', it actually turned into a level-up weapon...

Thank you Ainz, you are such a good brother to me!

Giving Lao Gu a thumbs up in his heart, Jon killed even harder.

Fifty thousand tauren turned into fifty thousand beef cattle waiting to be slaughtered...

The commander-in-chief of the Eastern Territory, who had not yet gone far, saw what happened on the battlefield through the battlefield mage.

He opened his mouth wide at first and was speechless for a long time, as if he was demented.

Then, he raised his hand and gave himself a slap.

Snapped!

emmmm, it hurts.

Not a dream.

Immediately afterwards, an indescribable excitement rose in his heart, and the commander-in-chief of the Eastern Territory drew out his sword, "Brothers, follow me back and fight side by side with the Lord Knight!"