A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

crazy.

The world must be crazy!

If it weren't for this reason, Akainu couldn't imagine why a pirate could say such outrageous words as "Fuck me".

What do they think of admirals as roadside thugs who can do whatever they want with just a few gold coins?

What a joke!

"It seems that you are determined to differentiate yourself here." Akainu clenched his fist hard and cracked his knuckles.

Seeing this, Jon waved his hands repeatedly, "Don't be anxious, listen to me and tell you slowly..."

"Shut up, what else is there to say!" Akainu raised his eyebrows.

They say there are only wrong names, not wrong nicknames. Jon Joestar is really crazy. Pirates in the past could only shout "I want to be the Pirate King" to flaunt this unrealistic and meaningless dream.

Where is this guy in front of me?

There was a big draw right away, and I wanted to recruit the navy!

Akainu simply didn't know what words to use to describe this behavior.

all in all--

He is very unhappy now and wants to hit someone.

Compared to the excited Akainu, Kizaru and Aokiji seemed extremely restrained.

Kizaru, everyone understands that people only regard the navy as a profession, working from 9 to 5 is a routine operation, and the justice they pursue is only within the scope of their own understanding.

Aokiji was too lazy. To be honest, he didn't think there was anything wrong with Jon Joestar's words about recruiting the navy.

It is normal for crazy people to act independently and often say some shocking words.

Between these two people, one is competing and the other is keeping his composure, which makes Akainu look like an idiot who can't stand provocation.

He gritted his teeth and lowered his voice to his colleagues: "Hey, don't you have any other ideas?"

Qing Zhi rolled his eyes at him and said nothing with a sullen face.

Kizaru suddenly laughed, "It's terrible~ Mr. Jon, do you know how big the naval salary and daily expenses add up? It's not something that can be solved with more than ten or two billion Baileys."

Jon spread his hands and said, "It doesn't matter, I'm rich now, don't worry about me."

This is true.

According to incomplete statistics, including the original forces under the Golden Emperor (large and small industries, casinos, and entertainment cities), Jon now controls about 27% of Baileys circulating in the world. In other words, he alone holds 30% of the total wealth. This can no longer be summarized by just saying "rich".

To put it bluntly, Mr. Qiao is a real rich man, only slightly inferior to the entire Celestial Dragon class. If he was really determined to recruit the navy and not resort to cheating, he could afford it.

It's just that Akainu and the others completely regarded these words as fantasy.

Understandable~

Just like the Turkish emperor who has been enjoying life in Mexico suddenly came to the U.S. Department of Defense and said that from now on you should stop listening to the beautiful Congress and follow me. I guess a normal person would be confused.

Akainu glared at Kizaru, which seemed to mean, 'What nonsense are you talking to pirates?'

Kizaru shrugged and didn't care about Akainu.

Anyway, he has done what he needs to do. Whether the next step is a fight or a draw is not up to him, an absolute neutral, to decide.

At this time, Aokiji suddenly interjected, "Jon Joestar, what do you mean, you don't want to be an enemy of the Navy, but you want to bypass us and go to war directly with the World Government? In other words... you admit that you Is it the revolutionary army?"

Admittedly, what Mr. Qiao expected seemed to be no different from the fundamental purpose of the Revolutionary Army.

Jon pondered for a moment and spoke in a very subtle tone: "What you said reminds me that in addition to the navy, supporting the revolutionary army can also be a good help."

Hearing this, three black lines appeared on the top of Qing Pheasant's head.

Is this the point of what I just said?

Good guy, if you want to devour the navy, it's not enough. You won't even let the revolutionary army go, right?

He twitched his lips.

Fortunately, he used to think that the guy across from him was a peaceful local emperor who only wanted to enjoy himself. Now it seems that this is the rhythm of wanting to be the king of the world!

Qingzhi could not let the situation continue to develop.

He is lazy, not a real salty fish.

When encountering problems of principle, he is also a man who takes action when it is time to take action!

Rarely, Aokiji and Akainu stood aside.

When Kizaru saw it, he sighed helplessly, but still silently formed a small blockade formation with his two uneasy colleagues, trapping Jon in the center of the formation.

Once he takes action, Jon will face a 365-degree siege from the three generals.

But Jon isn't here to fight.

He didn't care that the matter couldn't be discussed, but he just remembered something and said with a smile: "I know you don't believe me. This is normal. I am not in a hurry. I insist that you give me a message now." Answer.

After you go back, you can definitely discuss it with Warring States and Garp and listen to their ideas...

To be honest, the current world government treats you like dogs. You have to go to bed late and get up early every day. The welfare system is not good. To be fair, what future can you have by following such a thing? "

"Shut up!" Akainu shouted.

What he responded to was an unpretentious Qiao straight punch that the three generals couldn't react to.

boom--

For a moment, Akainu's body was like a kite with its string broken.

But he disappeared from everyone's sight in the blink of an eye.

Jon calmly retracted his fist and said helplessly to Aokiji and Kizaru: "Mr. Sakaski's temper is too bad. He must change it. If you talk like this, you will suffer a loss outside."

Hearing this, Qing Pheasant reacted instantly.

But when he wanted to take action again, Jon Joestar, who was still angry just now, disappeared in the blink of an eye.

"Damn it, did he escape?"

Kizaru was not surprised and said to Aoki: "The word "escape" is not very accurate... But, don't look for it. He may be the fastest man in the world, even faster than my light. If he wants to leave, no one can stay."

"Alas -" Qingzhi sighed and pinched his eyebrows with a headache.

He didn't understand why such a weirdo would appear out of nowhere, not to mention slippery, but extremely strong and unreasonably gifted with the ability to steal people's fruits.

This...is clearly cheating!

However, Aokiji is still more concerned about Akainu's safety than that whimsical madman.

After all, this place is still above the sea. Although the nearby sea surface has frozen when he came, he is not afraid of ten thousand, just in case. If Akainu falls into the sea and they fail to rescue him in time, and Akainu is drowned by the sea water, then It’s a lot of fun.

"The first admiral in history to be drowned by seawater"

In a daze, Qingzhi seemed to have seen tomorrow's front page headlines.

Not to mention that Akainu couldn't afford to lose this person, he, the acting marshal, couldn't afford to lose this person either.

"Let's go find Sakaski!" After making up his mind, Qingzhi said to Kizaru beside him.

Kizaru pushed up the brown sunglasses on the bridge of his nose. He didn't know what he thought of, and said in a strange tone: "Now, that guy Sakaski must be feeling very uncomfortable."

The 'trip to visit the doctor' can only be described as a small episode.

After all, it was just a spur-of-the-moment idea to have some fun, but Jon wasn't very concerned about the outcome.

Anyway, his goal was achieved: he saw Akainu and gave him the fruit basket he carefully prepared.

Although the other party didn't answer, his thoughts had been conveyed to the other party.

Um.

This is enough.

(Akainu in the sea: I thank you)

After saying goodbye to the three generals, Jon did not return to his palace.

He hadn't been out for a long time and wanted to walk around.

In fact, Jon had the idea of ​​​​wanting to see Ace and Whitebeard, but after thinking about it, it was not necessary, because the world situation would definitely be turbulent after he made such a fuss, and maybe they would meet again later. …

"We're out of the capital, let's go shopping and then go back." In a deserted corner, Jon touched his face a little and changed his appearance.

Then he walked leisurely through the streets of Chambord Islands, looking around with great interest.

"Not bad, not bad, as expected of me——"

Compared with two years ago, the Chambord Islands have undergone earth-shaking changes.

Although the original Chambord Islands was one of the best business model areas in the world, there were ultimately too many forces and a mixed bag of good and bad, and it was impossible to take full advantage of the unique advantages here.

It's different now.

With the experience of later generations and the business genius of Tezzolo.

The prosperity of the Shampoo Islands even has a tendency to catch up with Mary Joa.

"Routine inspections, avoidance of idlers."

“Punish the lawless and reward those who report.”

Jon watched groups of guards wearing J-shaped armbands walking through the streets and couldn't help but touch his nose.

Originally he was called the 'Uncrowned Emperor' because he had no subordinates and no territory. But now, he has everything, and the number of his subordinates is even close to that of Kaido and Big Mom.

It feels a little strange...

Because he hadn't even met his men a few times, those people were all proud of the name 'Jon Joestar'.

All I can say is that faith is a wonderful thing.

Maybe it was because Jon had been standing on the street for a little too long.

Caught off guard, he suddenly felt someone bump into him from behind.

Turning his head instinctively, he saw a bearded man with bare feet lying on his back, rubbing his already red nose.

Jon quickly apologized, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I usually don't go to the big size when I go out to play."

‘Bigfoot’ Green is a bit baffled.

He stared at Jon's face that had been changed but was still handsome, and said viciously: "Are you looking for death? How dare you block my way!"

Jon's eyes lit up.

etc.

Is this the long-lost part of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?

Hi, I haven’t played this set for a long time, and I still miss it inexplicably.

Thinking of this, he grimaced, just like the most standard Long Aotian in drama novels, staring at Bigfoot Green with a stern look: "You already have a way to die."

'Bigfoot' Green is usually the master of murder and arson without blinking an eye, so how could he suffer such injustice?

He stood up abruptly.

But then, the big-footed man seemed to have thought of something, and gritted his teeth and said: "Forget it, you kid is lucky today. If I hadn't been in trouble, I would have had to talk to you..."

"What's the use of harsh words? Come on, hit me." Jon hooked Bigfoot Green, "Please, beat me to death quickly."

‘Bigfoot’ Green:? ? ?

I have never heard such an outrageous request in my life.

Shake M, right?

hiss--

Disgusting.

Putting away the messy thoughts in his mind, Bigfoot Green was too lazy to pay attention to Jon anymore and walked away with his big feet.

But he didn't notice that because of the impact just now, a card the size of a poker was left where he fell.

When Jon saw it, he stretched out his hand and pinched the card between his index and middle fingers.

Glancing upward, his eyes narrowed slightly.

"No. 79, Shampoo Islands, Lawless Zone, Auction Invitation, Member NO. 475"

"Oh? This is really interesting. Why didn't I see in the idle diary that there is a lawless zone in the territory I rule?" Jon smiled, his smile was sunny and bright.

I was worried that I had nothing to do to kill time, so here comes the work.

He put away the card and teleported to Island No. 79 of the Chambord Islands with a thought.

Based on the location and area of ​​the islands, the Chambord Islands were numbered during the period when the World Government was in control.

Island No. 79 is the outermost island, one that is neither loved by parents nor loved by parents, and its level of construction is much inferior to that of other islands.

In Jon's original plan and Tezzolo's subsequent island construction plan, the area will not be transformed until the 17th phase of the island construction.

If you look around, you can see outlaws in strange clothes and exaggerated styles everywhere on the street. Those people's eyes were unruly, and their movements were even wilder and rougher. They almost had 'I'm not a good person' written on their faces.

And the most interesting thing is that each of them is walking in a hurry, as if they are rushing to somewhere.

Jon touched the hard card in his pocket and followed the crowd to a three-story building with an extremely classical style.

At the door, a gangster with a mohawk asked Jon to show him a token.

Jon naturally handed over the card.

The mohawk-headed gangster touched the dark pattern on the card and said doubtfully: "Are you Bigfoot Green?"

He looked down and said, "Your feet are not big either."

"There are no pockmarks on Zhang Mazi's face, and there is no pockmark on Mr. Huang's face, so it's normal that my Bigfoot Green's feet are not big." Jon's expression remained unchanged and he answered fluently.

The mohawked gangster had no idea what the other person was saying.

But it doesn't matter, status is not important, what is important is having money.

Without further ado, he handed the card back to Jon.

After checking the token, Jon entered successfully.

As soon as I walked in, I was choked by second-hand smoke that was visible to the naked eye.

As a last resort, he had to relax some of his own restrictions and isolate himself from the smoke, and then he felt much better.

Look left and right.

The people here are all frequent visitors to the bounty order.

The corners of Jon's mouth raised slightly.

What does it mean to be dark under the lamp? This is darkness under the lamp.

The 'hang-up script' stayed in the palace every day, either petting reindeer or playing with rabbits, living a very comfortable life. Tezzolo joined halfway and took over the construction work to focus on a general direction. Naturally, he would not pay too much attention to such a remote place. This also led to a mysterious force to start openly on his territory. A secret business.

"auctions……"

Jon couldn't help but think of the auction hosted by the Celestial Dragon in his original destiny.

I just don’t know if any ‘good stuff’ will appear soon?