A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

(The following is Stussy’s first-person perspective)

My name is Stussy.

This is the name given based on the DNA in my body (MISS·Bajin, Bajingom Stussi).

But I still prefer the other name: No. 1.

I'm a clone.

This has been clear to me since I was ‘born’.

I was born in the secret research institute run by MADS. In the crystal cabin filled with nutrient solutions and life-sustaining potions, I met the most important person in my life - Dr. Vegapunk.

The Doctor is my creator.

From this perspective, he should be considered my 'father'.

Therefore, protecting Dr. became the meaning of my birth.

I completed the assignments assigned to me by my PhD in a very short time and mastered a variety of professional knowledge covering multiple industries.

Until that day...

The doctor said to me: "No. 1, I need you to do something for me."

I agreed without hesitation.

Then my career as a spy began.

For the next twenty years, I was at the mercy of the World Government, and I always responded perfectly to any task.

So, I 'died' in a fire, erasing all traces of my previous existence, and successfully joined CIPHER POL - AIGIS 0, becoming an ace spy who only served the Celestial Dragon nobles.

The life of a spy is boring.

Yes.

boring--

Eavesdropping, assassination, infiltration, and gathering intelligence are not easy for me.

I have top-notch skills, beautiful looks, and a cool head that can be maintained at all times.

My colleagues say I resemble a black widow spider, beautiful and dangerous.

I smiled and retorted, 'I am a human being, not an insect. I will strangle anyone who talks nonsense again. ’

They never mentioned it again.

I have many identities, an actor, a writer, a store owner’s daughter…

By the way, my last identity was a giant who dominated the underground world.

‘Queen of Happy Street’ sounds quite pleasant to my ears.

Unfortunately, by the time the mission was over, I was just Stussy again - a completely blank page.

Spies don't take vacations, and new assignments were quickly sent to me.

"Find a way to sneak into the Shampoo Islands, take the opportunity to ambush Jon Joestar, and capture his heart."

Simple tasks.

I don’t know how many tasks of the same type I have done.

Not to boast, but few men can be indifferent to my face.

What's more, the great pirate Jon Joestar is famous for his romantic ways, so this was a completely tailor-made task for me.

By the way, I'm not alone on this mission.

Lucci, Kaku and Guernica are also there.

To be honest, I don't really like them.

Lu Qi was cold and cold all day long and didn't have a good look towards anyone.

Kaku looks heartless on the outside, but in fact he is very scheming... Of course, scheming is a must for a spy. Well, I just don't like his nose, it's too ugly.

Guernica is a piece of wood and not very smart.

but……

It's better to have help than none.

What more could I ask for?

We arrived at the Shampoo Islands in batches and successfully infiltrated.

Everything went so smoothly, and the island's protection was in name only.

However, the reason why accidents are called accidents is that they happen under unexpected circumstances.

In that spectacular ceremony, Kaku was exposed.

That idiot.

He followed the instructions from above, randomly kidnapped a young king named Jorrafa, and attacked Jon Joestar on the spot.

But Jon Joestar was keenly aware of Kaku's existence. Not only did he find him, he also beat him up and poured dirty water on the World Government.

Alas~

I really don’t understand how someone with such a prominent nose could be a spy?

In short, Kaku, Lucci and Guernica were all given away...

Well, I learned this term from Jon Joestar.

The ‘professional team’ was gone and I was left alone.

The good news is that none of them died and were still under house arrest in the Chambord Islands.

The bad news is that their lives are worse than death, and they will be tortured by Jon Joestar in various ways every day, including but not limited to condolences to the elderly fishmen women's group, taking care of newborn calves, and reclaiming wasteland to grow vegetables.

Oh my god.

Putting myself in his shoes, I feel like I would be better off dead.

This would at least make it easier.

Once, I met Lu Qi who was visiting the elderly fishmen women's group to return to their residence.

Swear on the name of the doctor, I saw some kind of weird smile on that ice face...

I know that Lu Qi has been tortured crazy.

Since others cannot be relied upon, I can only rely on myself!

Fortunately, I have mastered many skills over the years. With my appearance and skills, I became a personal maid in Jon Joestar's palace.

I have to say here that Jon Joestar is so rich that even the salary of an ordinary maid is so high.

No wonder everyone is squeezing their heads to get in...

After becoming a maid, I felt like a fish in water.

With a little luck and a lot of secret operations, I got to Jon Joestar's side as I wished, and boarded the flying battleship "Noah's Ark" that shocked the whole world.

Noah's Ark was huge.

This ship is so big!

In the limited time, I couldn't even explore its entirety.

But when I was free, I heard other people talking about it. This ship is almost as big as half of Fishman Island...

This also means that a complete country is flying in the sky?

Okay, I understand why the World Government wants to get rid of Jon Joestar at all costs.

This kind of strategic-level weapon is a disaster no matter who hands it.

The day after I left the Shampoo Islands, I received a secret message from the World Government. In addition to the original mission goal, I added another "investigate the secret of how Noah's Ark can fly in the sky."

Damn it, what's there to investigate?

I do not understand.

At the end of the day, isn't it Jon Joestar who is the source of all the symptoms?

There are so many secrets in this man, like the legendary Pandora's Box, that people can't help but want to explore.

I'm sure this isn't what it feels like to be in love, but I do have new fun outside of missions.

On the fourth day of Noah’s Ark, the world was once again thrown into chaos by the man I valued.

Kaido and the Beast Pirates wreaked havoc on Mariejoia, almost sinking the Holy Land to the bottom of the sea.

I was a little surprised, but that was about it.

After all, I am not a dog loyal to Mary Joa.

There may be such a person in CP0, but that person is definitely not me.

However, the subsequent impact of this incident has still made my work more difficult-Jon Joestar has rarely rested in his room recently, which has greatly reduced the time for me to have personal contact with him.

Just as I was thinking about how to clean myself up and send myself to his bed, the World Government gave me a third order: "Kill Jon Joestar while you can."

It's difficult.

To be honest, even I am not 100% sure that I can complete this task.

So I have to be like a shadow, letting Jon Joestar get used to my presence, and then at the moment when he is least prepared, when he is confused and doesn't know what the world is, there is a slight possibility of success. .

I can feel that this moment is very close to me.

Today when I was delivering drinks, I was touched on my leg as expected.

Ah.

No matter how powerful he is, in the final analysis, Jon Joestar is still a normal man.

I touched the special poison needle hidden in my hair, feeling both expectant and regretful.

…

(The following is Jon’s first-person perspective)

My name is Jon Joestar.

Wait a moment.

Why do I talk to myself this way?

…

Shaking his head, Jon woke up immediately.

Just now, he felt a will coming to him, but when he switched to the tuba, that will disappeared without a trace.

Jon scratched his eyebrows and put the matter behind him in a blink of an eye.

The starry sky is infinite, there are always strange things like this, even he can't know them all.

Ace is gone.

Taking the task list, he reluctantly left Noah's Ark without disturbing anyone, not even good brothers Sabo and Luffy, as if they were just going to the supermarket downstairs to buy a pack of cigarettes.

Jon wasn't worried.

The Ace now is completely different from the Ace in his original destiny.

He will use his brain before taking action, and will complain in time when others are stupid. More importantly... he is very strong, and has already vaguely touched the threshold of the four emperors. 'Whitebeard II' is by no means his opponent.

So what Jon has to do next is to wait for Shanks and Luffy to get drunk and coax them into joining the Adventurers League.

Thinking of this, Jon suddenly became curious about what was going on with Fujitora, so he picked up the phone and dialed a number.

"Jon?" Fujitora's voice sounded quickly, "Do you have a problem with me?"

Jon: "Nothing, I just wanted to ask how your gold mining is progressing?"

"It went very well... To be honest, it's a bit of a pity. These are historical and cultural treasures. Judging from the value of gold alone, it's really..." Fujitora thought for a long time and said calmly: "It's a pity."

"Anyway, nothing is idle in the sky. It's better to let this gold show its original value. By the way, has Aokiji contacted you recently? You probably haven't lost the phone bug of Marinefando."

Fujitora: "We chatted a few times and said some useless words."

Jon smiled and said: "Okay, okay, I'm not a female junior high school student, and my mood is very stable. Don't resist communicating with Qing Zhi and the others, maybe you can still be colleagues in the future."

"Oh?" Fujitora expressed doubts as he was busy mining on Sky Island and therefore did not learn some important news.

Jon explained patiently.

Hearing that the navy did not follow the World Government's arrangements to send troops, the blind man was overjoyed and said "ok" three times.

Immediately, he suddenly realized: "No wonder Qingzhi's tone is so subtle, it turns out there is another hidden meaning."

"Go back with the gold, Fujitora, you are the hero who solved the navy's financial problems."

hero?

Fujitora couldn't help but feel amused.

But it also strengthened the determination to mine.

A penny stumps a heroic man.

Without money, nothing can be done.

Regardless of whether they are some historical and cultural treasures or not, give me bullets that turn them into soldiers!

After chatting for a few more words, Jon hung up the phone.

At this moment, his ears twitched slightly, as if he noticed something, and an intriguing smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

After a while, there was a knock on the door.

"Lord Jon, I'm here to bring you a midnight snack."

Jon asked knowingly: "What's going on? I didn't ask the kitchen for a midnight snack."

Stussy held a box and opened the door shyly like a little white rabbit, "I'm really sorry, Lord Jon, I made the decision on my own..."

It has to be said that Stussy's acting skills are really incredible. If she could be awarded an award, she would probably be the best actress among all the best actresses, and she would be the kind to get the Oscar.

Jon smiled magnanimously, "Forget it, I don't think you have the heart to do it, just take it over."

Stussy felt happy and walked forward holding the lunch box containing the late night snack.

Five steps away from Jon's desk, her foot suddenly went weak, and she staged a classic scene where she tripped with her left foot and fell to the ground with her right foot.

Jon just looked at it and laughed.

From what era are you still showing off your green tea tricks here, sister?

Immersion Film Queen Stussy didn't notice the strangeness in Jon's expression, but saw her stand up in a panic, and then bowed repeatedly, "I'm really sorry, Sir Jon, it's all my fault for being clumsy."

As he spoke, he slowly raised his head, revealing that extremely pure, yet charming face upon closer inspection.

Jon was slightly startled in a very cooperative manner.

Isn't it just a show of acting skills? I, Qiao, am an experienced actor.

"It's okay." He put on the indifferent expression usually used by domineering presidents.

After pondering for a moment, he pretended to be casual and asked, "Is your hand not injured?"

Falling into a trap!

Stacey became more and more certain that Jon Joestar was her meal.

Next, she only needs to use 70% of her charm to successfully get involved with the biggest villain in the world.

And this is indeed the case.

One has a heart, the other has an intention.

We tested each other for several rounds.

It also went through stages of surprise, astonishment, half-rejection, half-acceptance, and half-rejection.

The two of them finally accomplish something good.

Um.

On the Officedesk.

Wait until you regain consciousness.

Jon had returned to his chair and drank his coffee like no one else.

"You performed well just now." A certain gentleman commented pertinently, "My physical fitness is just a little weak, so I need to exercise more."

Stussy:? ? ?

Damn me.

In the critical moment just now, I almost used my armed Haki somewhere. Just because I thought I was weak, are you even a human being?

hiss--

It hurts.

Because of her physical illness, Stussy's mind was not very clear yet.

After about two or three minutes, she suddenly realized something and said with a pale face: "Are you... testing me?"

"Ah, of course," Jon said matter-of-factly: "Stucy, even if you use makeup to cover up your original appearance, if I want to check it, your information will be completely on my desk. "

After hearing this, Stussy gritted her teeth angrily, "Then you just..."

Jon said calmly: "It's boring. It's just for fun."

When I typed this question mark, it was not that I had a problem, but that you had a problem.

What a beast!

"Jon Joestar, you must die a happy death!"

Jon gave full play to the ruthless and disdainful spirit of pulling out carrots, "You're in a hurry, you're in a hurry."

…

(What kind of review mechanism is so obscure and yet it’s blocked by me? Who in my family understands? Watermelon Head.jpg)