A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

It's over.

It's all over!

The old guy from Vegapunk swears he has a way to suppress Jon Joestar's weird teleportation ability.

As a result, the entire Egghead, including the old guy, fell, and all scientific research results fell into the hands of the enemy.

The economic losses caused directly and indirectly can even rebuild a holy place...

What does this amount to?

It is equivalent to betting on the fate of the country and losing.

Broken muscles and bones are no longer enough to describe this loss.

Today, world government is really nothing more than a shell.

If it weren't for the fact that he still had a little bit of military strength on hand to hold on, Wulaoxing really didn't know how to continue playing this bad card.

"I said, now we can only recuperate."

"You know what you are asking, but if you want to do something personally, I am willing to support you with both hands."

"It doesn't matter, Mariejoia will not fall."

"Yes, as long as we still have the basic base, we have a chance to turn defeat into victory."

"...If it is really necessary, "that lord" will take action himself. "

The lights flickered.

The words gradually fell silent.

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Shampoo Islands, Island No. 1.

"Boring." Jon yawned.

There was no one around, and he didn't care about anything. He communicated directly: "Xiao Bei, Xiao Bei, at the current speed, how long will it take to be ready for war?"

"Zizi... After calculation, taking into account the comprehensive strength of Side A's revolutionary army and the additional capital injection... including various normal variables... Zizi... it is conservatively estimated to take 17 days."

"Oh——" Jon finally experienced what it was like to answer all questions.

In this world, Vegapunk has become almost omniscient. And because no one can observe or detect it, it becomes Jon's exclusive smart assistant.

If you want to know something, you don’t need to log in to the main account, just ask casually.

After pondering for a moment, Jon spoke again: "Where is Portcas D. Ace now?"

"Precise positioning in progress..."

"The answers are as follows: 689, 751, 145"

Jon scratched his eyebrows, "I mean, has he ever decided the winner with 'Whitebeard II'?"

"Zizzi...zizi...Edward Weibull has been confirmed dead."

"That's it-"

Jon was relieved when he got the affirmative answer.

Although he was very confident in Ace's strength, it was only one in ten thousand. If he accidentally capsized in the gutter, to be honest, he would feel a little sorry.

I was just about to ask some more irrelevant questions to pass the time.

Suddenly, a man pushed the door open menacingly.

"unacceptable!"

Jon looked up and saw Garrett.

He couldn't help but said: "What's wrong, sister? Who messed with you again."

Garrett: "Uh... Lord Jon, it's better to use the usual title. I can't bear sister."

Jon didn't insist and said again, "What's wrong Garrett, who messed with you?"

"Lord Jon, Amazon Lily's female warriors have become more and more aggressive recently!"

Garrett expressed her bitterness in front of Jon, "They act wantonly and ignore the laws of the island with the support of Boya Hancock. Lord Jon, please punish them severely." !”

Jon looked Garrett up and down, somewhat disbelieving: "Really?"

Garrett panicked.

She knew how terrifying Jon's domineering power was, and it was almost impossible to lie in front of him.

However, whether you can do it and whether you want to do it are completely different things.

As a woman, you just have to do something from time to time to highlight your sense of existence...

"Okay, okay, the Pirate Empress is very measured in her actions. I have personally seen the female warriors of Nine Snake Island, and they are not as exaggerated as you said."

Jon scratched his eyebrows and said, "Garrett, if you have anything to say, just say it directly. There is no need to use roundabout tactics."

He suddenly understood the helplessness those emperors had hidden behind their backs. Facts have proved that not everyone can maintain the harem safely.

Of course, if there is a chance, every man will not give up having a harem...

Garrett licked her lips lightly, "Actually, it's nothing."

The conversation changed, "Mom still wants to meet you."

After doing it for a long time, it was the obese aunt again.

Jon couldn't help but have a headache.

But then I thought about it.

Whitebeard retired, Kaido was caught, Red Hair became a good man, and Blackbeard died.

Among the famous pirates, there is only Big Mom whom he has never met.

It won’t be long before the world government collapses. Although Auntie’s world government feels like it’s a territorial enclosure, many of her sons and daughters are talented people and may be of great use in the new government of the revolutionary army. .

Thinking of this, Jon nodded, "This is a rare opportunity, so let's make an appointment to have a meal together."

Garrett said subconsciously: "Oh, I knew it would..."

After being stunned for a moment, she suddenly realized, "You agreed?!"

"Why can't you agree? She can't really eat me."

Jon smiled and said, "Look at the hundred or so pounds I have, it's not enough to fit between her teeth."

Garrett never expected that Jon would actually let go. She had obviously said it so many times before, and even mentioned it when she and Brynn were in double queue, but the man in front of her didn't agree.

Unexpectedly, this time it went so smoothly...

Overjoyed, Garrett said excitedly: "Mom is always very free, you can leave anytime."

Jon nodded, "That'll be fine tomorrow. You and Brynn haven't been home for a long time, so you just want to go back with me to see your brothers and sisters this time.

By the way, get more of our local specialties, as well as dozens of tons of fish-men snacks, don't be too shabby. "

"Okay!" Garrett rushed forward and kissed Jon.

Then he spread his long legs and went down to get ready.

Jon touched the place where he was kissed just now, and suddenly felt something strange.

Touching his smooth chin, he murmured to himself: "Garrett is right. The female warriors on Nine Snake Island have been very excessive recently. Why don't we talk to Boa Hancock."

That night.

What exactly Jon and the Pirate Empress talked about is unknown to outsiders.

But when Boya Hancock left the palace the next day, she inexplicably changed her hairstyle to a gentle and virtuous hairstyle. She lost her usual domineering aura, which made people think.

Back to business.

The family visit was carried out without much fanfare.

Jon, Garrett and Brynn, there were only three of them.

Because it was a visit, not a sneak attack. Jon did not use the portal to jump. Instead, he gave the news early and drove a small boat to the waters of the world in a leisurely manner.

Hearing that Jon Joestar was coming, the Charlotte Pirates were very busy.

Now Jon is a famous big shot in the world.

He successively conquered Fish-Man Island and Wano Country, defeated Kaido, who was also the Four Emperors, made trouble in the Holy Land Mariejoia, and purchased the Celestial Dragons as slaves...

Any one of these shocking actions could be recorded in the annals of history if it were performed by others, let alone if it was done by the same person.

There are even rumors among the people now that Jon Joestar has become the unique and true pirate emperor, suppressing the entire world as a pirate.

Roger is already a thing of the past.

The new Pirate King is named Jon!

Jon himself was noncommittal about this.

What is his identity, and how could he be so interested in the title of Pirate King?

In this way, wouldn't it be equivalent to the emperor's private visit incognito and eventually becoming a rich man?

He couldn't do such a degrading thing.

However, the forces under Jon's command felt extremely excited, and they showed a sense of pride and dignity from the inside out. Their work efficiency was much higher than before, which can be regarded as having a certain positive effect.

"I haven't been back for a long time." Garrett couldn't help but sigh as she lay on the side of the boat.

She was half-gifted and half-sold to Jon by her mother. Two years later, things have changed. She has changed from a pure royal sister to a colorful royal sister.

On the side, Brynn also said, "I wonder if those little guys have grown up now."

If Garrett was half-sold and half-gifted, then she was completely given away.

But fortunately, Lord Jon is a man who can be trusted with him for life. Not to mention being beaten and scolded at every turn, he doesn't even say harsh words when we get along with him in normal times. He is extremely gentle.

As for the autism caused by having three eyes, Brynn has gradually recovered.

It’s so funny, Lord Jon has all kinds of weird tastes, both fur people and fish people can be favored, so what’s wrong with three eyes? This is called uniqueness. If you don’t have any strengths, you won’t be able to capture a man’s heart.

Jon didn't have much emotion, he just felt that as soon as he entered the sea of ​​​​the world, there was a faint sweetness in the air, which made him a little heady.

Oh boy, that’s how many desserts I have hoarded.

Because they had been informed in advance, the person responsible for the reception of the Charlotte Pirates met Jon and the others soon.

It's not an outsider, it's Jon's old acquaintance Katakuri.

"You are finally willing to come out of the island." Katakuri has a very close relationship with Jon, only slightly inferior to Ace, so he is not so particular about his words.

Jon shrugged, "I'm afraid that won't work. If my precious genes are leaked, I might as well find a piece of tofu and kill me early."

These words sounded a bit out of tune, but Katakuri knew what Jon was referring to, and couldn't help but said with a dark face: "Since you already have Garrett and Brynn, those words you said before naturally don't count."

"Really?" Jon stared at Katakuri suspiciously, "How do I feel that if given the chance, Ms. Charlotte Lingling would not let a little girl like me go."

Katakuri:......

Don't speak ill of your son's mother in front of him, you bastard!

But it is very possible that this is what he said.

If others don't know, how can he know?

Apart from eating snacks every day, my mother’s biggest wish is to give birth to an ‘ultimate offspring’ that will surpass all her children.

But she couldn't do this by herself, she had to have someone else cooperate.

Speaking of which——

This kind of unethical behavior also gave Katakuri a headache.

As one of the few reliable big brothers in the Charlotte Pirates, he has always tried his best to maintain harmony in the family.

He could barely accept the sisters' play.

As for sisters + mothers... absolutely dah!

Katakuri came over and lowered his voice: "Please, brother, you must stick to the bottom line."

Jon:? ? ?

joke.

I have tasted the most beautiful women in the world, how can I still prostrate myself under the pomegranate skirt of a harem weighing dozens of tons like you?

I'm not a heavy tank driver.

"Brother Katakuri, what are you talking about?" Seeing Jon and Katakuri sneaking around, Garrett couldn't help but ask.

Bryn's three eyes also shone with curiosity.

How could his sister know about such a dirty thing about borrowing seeds to give birth to a child? Katakuri blushed, coughed lightly and said, "It's nothing, just some manly topics."

Jon nodded very cooperatively, "Yes, yes, Ka'er's health is not very good. Seeing how vigorous and vigorous I am every day, I want a secret recipe to make up for it."

Two sisters:! ! !

Katakuri:! ! !

Hey hey hey, don't say this nonsense.

Afraid of what kind of tricks this unattractive guy might get up to if he was delayed any longer, Katakuri took Jon and the three of them onto his ship.

On the ship, Jon meets some of Charlotte Lingling's other children.

Such as Normand and Anana.

They are all little lolita who are no more than ten years old.

"There is no way, they insist on clamoring to come." Katakuri said very coldly.

But those who are familiar with him will know that this guy is feeling beautiful now.

"Oh, you're so popular, Onii-chan." Jon didn't have the airs of a pirate emperor at all and couldn't help but cheer.

Three black lines appeared on Katakuri's head, but since his sisters were still there, he took the big brother's persona very calmly and said in a deep voice: "You guys stay on the deck for a while, I have something to do. I need to talk to Sir Jon."

After saying that, he led Jon to a room with a very exaggerated decoration style.

Jon clicked his tongue, "As one of your few friends, I have to complain that your taste is no different from those retired aunts who like to dance squares."

Katakuri: "What is square dancing? Forget it, that's not important. There were so many people outside just now that I couldn't speak. Jon, tell me the truth. Is the World Government about to be overthrown by the revolutionary army?"

"You still need to ask me about such an obvious thing? Just read the newspaper and you will know." Jon spread his hands, "Whether the World Government falls or not has nothing to do with you nations. You are not a member country, so what kind of care do you have? "

Katakuri said: "The world government has nothing to do with us, but what about the new government? What will their attitude be towards our Charlotte family?"

Hearing this, Jon understood and couldn't help laughing: "You want to test my tone in advance... But unfortunately, the Revolutionary Army is the Revolutionary Army, and I am me. The two cannot be confused. Although I am now We have the same goal as the Revolutionary Army, but what they do in the future is beyond my control."

Katakuri fell silent.

After a long time, he looked at Jon very seriously, "I mean, if, if I want to take charge of the Charlotte family, will you help me?"

Hearing this, Jon's eyes lit up and he said resolutely: "Help! I have been provoking it for so many years... No, I have been teaching you for so many years, and you finally thought about it!"