A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

"Miss Hall?"

"Miss Hall, please wake up."

"Miss Hall..."

The familiar voice of the maid came to my ears.

Audrey opened her eyes drowsily.

The first thing you see is the familiar bed curtain and white gauze curtain.

She rolled over and sat up.

My mind goes blank.

It took a long time for Audrey to remember everything that happened in the Church of the Fool.

"not good!"

She screamed inwardly.

Suddenly he looked towards the bed.

Just in time to meet the worried eyes of the maid Barona.

Audrey did not let down her guard, quietly clasping the card hidden in her cuffs, and asked: "Barona, when did I come back?"

"I'm so sorry, Miss Hall, I don't know how you came back." Barona lowered her head timidly.

Audrey was silent.

After four or five seconds, she asked the maid to go out first.

Then he quickly got out of bed and began to pray quietly.

"A fool who does not belong to this era..."

Chant the name of the true God three times.

Audrey vaguely saw a hazy gray fog.

At the end of the gray fog, there are countless light spots condensed on the door.

Behind the door, there sat a great being whose face could not be seen clearly.

‘Mr. Fool’ is as reassuring as ever.

Audrey finally felt relieved and told everything about her experience.

Klein, who had just returned from the pores of history, smiled helplessly, but pretended to have a look of 'everything is under control' on his face. He said lightly: "This is an operation against the 'Hidden Sage'. I was not careful. It’s affected you, I’m sorry.”

"Ah, Mr. Fool, you don't have to be like this." Audrey was frightened.

At the same time, a flash of realization flashed in her mind.

Her Majesty Bernadette and Her Majesty Bonoi, as well as Cattleya, the 'Admiral of the Stars' who has recently joined the church.

They are the ones in charge of the action.

At best, he and Mr. Klein were accidentally affected.

so far so good--

Audrey initially thought it was some evil god's terrorist attack against the Church of Fools.

After figuring out the ins and outs of the matter, she interrupted the 'encrypted call' with Mr. Fool.

She originally wanted to go to the Church of the Fool again, but after looking at the sky, Audrey gave up the idea.

"It's already time to get off work. Let's go tomorrow."

The Church of Fools adheres to the eight-hour work system and never works overtime!

As a saint, Audrey must lead by example.

Change into special gray robes.

Fold and put away carefully.

Audrey became 'Backlund's most dazzling gem' again.

Go downstairs.

She immediately saw the pet squatting at the corner of the stairs, staring directly at her second brother with bright dog eyes.

"Susie." Audrey came over helplessly and lowered her voice: "How many times have I told you not to use your extraordinary abilities on your family."

"But Audrey, I can only digest the magic potion in this way." Susie said helplessly, "I want to be promoted quickly and then help you."

Dog of Imagination Susie, Sequence 6 ‘Hypnotist’.

Don't underestimate this dog.

Although it was only Sequence 6, Susie's hypnotic ability was even more powerful than Audrey's Sequence 5 due to repeated feedings from an enthusiastic dog lover named Qiao.

As for Audrey's second brother, Alfred Hall, a Sequence 5 of the 'Arbiter' pathway, he was often tricked without knowing it.

certainly.

Susie herself had no ill intentions, it was just a small selfishness at most.

The content of the hypnosis is just like 'I need to change the biscuits with new flavors for the pets at home', or 'Susie is so cute, let's buy her some snacks today' and so on.

Audrey held her forehead and sighed.

Susie used to be such a quiet and introverted girl.

Why has it become like this now?

Blame her.

Dog ethics education is not properly carried out.

At this time, Alfred Hall came over and said in surprise: "Audrey, it's really rare to see you at home at this time."

"Brother Alfred." Audrey lifted up her skirt and saluted, and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Oh, I discovered a new cranberry-flavored biscuit for you to try." Alfred smiled.

As he said that, he handed the box in his hand to Audrey, "I remember you like this snack the most, don't you?"

Audrey:......

Sorry, second brother.

I failed to discipline my pet.

She glanced at the beautifully packaged biscuits and ignored the dog with an extremely eager look on her side.

Deliberately changing the topic: "Speaking of which, your vacation is over and you will return to the army soon."

Hearing this, Alfred Hall smiled bitterly: "The war is over, and there is no point in returning to the army."

He looked at his little sister and said truthfully without hiding anything: "Audrey, since you are also an Extraordinary, you should know the dangers of becoming a demigod.

I don't plan to continue to be promoted. I just want to stay at my current level for the rest of my life.

In this case, there is no point in going to the army to perform meritorious service. Besides, since the beginning of the counterattack against the Fusac Empire, Loen's side has been unstoppable, so it is not my turn to perform meritorious service. "

Audrey was best at observing other people's facial expressions and knew that her second brother, Alfred, had other things to say to her.

Look at each other.

The brother and sister came to the tea room and sat down facing each other.

Alfred said straightforwardly: "I plan to retire and join the Church of Fools."

Audrey:? ? ?

Ah this...

After calming down, she asked: "Brother Alfred, why do you have such thoughts?"

"Because my little sister is a saint of the Church of Fools. With this relationship, why should I hesitate." Alfred Hall smiled.

After a pause, he calmed down and said seriously: "Also, the Church of the Fool, as a new righteous church, has unlimited potential. You also know that the number of followers of the "Fool" in the Kingdom of Loen is quite large now. You should understand me. the meaning of. "

Understand.

Of course Audrey understands.

Not to mention the number of basic believers.

Nowadays, even many Loen nobles have converted to "The Fool".

There is no other reason.

Just because when Backlund suffered an air raid, only the Church of Fools sent angels (Medici, Sauron, Einhorn) to appear in front of people!

People are all realistic.

Did the Church of Night, Church of Storms and other official churches contribute to resisting the air raids?

Out.

But how can ordinary people with naked eyes observe the overt and covert struggles between extraordinary people?

They only know that the red angels drove away the airships and protected the students and workers.

This is something you can actually see!

See it for yourself.

Good guy.

Those who believe in "fools" can really be protected!

What are you waiting for?

Believe, praise the "fool" to death and that's it.

Speak the truth.

If it weren't for the fact that there was a figure that none of the gods could offend behind Klein, the mere fight for believers would have given this little transparent person in his growth period a drink.

Audrey did not object to her second brother Alfred joining the church.

After all, it is still Sequence 5, which is the ceiling for mid-Sequence Extraordinaries.

What she cares about is the weirdness revealed in the whole thing...

"Then - welcome to the Church of Fools, brother Alfred."

Audrey suppressed the strangeness in her heart and gave her second brother a just right smile.

Alfred Hall was overjoyed after hearing this.

Immediately, he crossed his fingers on his forehead and said sincerely: "Praise the fool."

"Praise the Fool." Audrey made the same gesture.

After some more gossip, Alfred Hall got up and left the tea room.

Audrey, on the other hand, was sipping expensive Earl Gray tea and seemed to be thinking about something.

"Audrey~"

Suddenly, a yellow shadow dog sneaked in.

Audrey elegantly picked up a piece of biscuit and fed it to Susie, and whispered: "Susie, do you feel something is wrong?"

Susie chewed the biscuit and tilted her head, "There is nothing wrong. Alfred looks normal. It has always been his personality to speak out. And after the war, it is understandable that he does not want to continue to stay in the army. .”

"Yes, everything is so reasonable." Audrey's expression still did not relax.

She quietly took out a long card from her cuff, "If the White Dragon card hadn't warned me, I probably wouldn't have thought too deeply about it."

The 'White Dragon Card', which is Jon's special 'Spectator Card', can not only summon the Blue Eyes White Dragon, but can also fuse the power of the Blue Eyes White Dragon, which is of extremely high status. Jon gave it to Audrey before he left Backlund last time, as a way to fight against the saints of the Church of Fools and save their lives.

"I think something must have happened to brother Alfred." Audrey murmured to herself.

Hearing what she said, Susie blinked and spoke with some uncertainty: "If you think about it from this perspective... Alfred is indeed becoming more and more easily hypnotized by me. Obviously when I just came back from vacation, I still need to continue He gave hints, and now he will be tricked."

She scratched her face with her paw, "I thought my hypnotic ability had become stronger again."

"That's it!" After Susie's reminder, Audrey finally woke up.

My second brother's spiritual defense is too fragile.

Fragile and abnormal!

Audrey's expression became a little scary, "So, it's the Psychological Alchemy Club that is behind this?!"

Apart from the Psychological Alchemy Society, she really couldn't think of any other hostile force that would act like this.

OK.

I was worried that I couldn't find you, but I actually took the initiative to deliver it to my door!

Holding the White Dragon Card tightly, Audrey pursed her lips.

She recalled Mr. Jon's instructions and used a special method to summon the messenger belonging to Miss Sharon.

This time, she must uproot this organization!

the other side.

After Alfred talked with Audrey, he did not stay at the Hall Mansion to wait for dinner. Instead, he put on his military uniform and went out in a carriage.

Arriving at a certain senior military club, Alfred walked in with his head held high.

When the person at the front desk saw him, he immediately became extremely enthusiastic and said, "Mr. Hall, you are here."

"Yeah." Alfred showed a hearty smile, "Is there still room at the shooting range?"

"Of course, Mr. Hall." The receptionist bowed and saluted, motioning to the young man wearing a shirt and shorts next to him to lead the way.

Alfred waved his hand, "No need, I can just go there myself."

certainly.

Even so, he left a few banknotes behind.

——A hefty tip.

It's time for dinner.

There were very few people in the club.

Although meals are also provided here, for people like Alfred Hall, those "meal meals" are not enough.

Arriving at the shooting range, Alfred Hall picked a pistol at random, checked it briefly and started shooting.

Accompanied by gunshots.

From time to time, he would say something like, 'It worked, she didn't doubt it', 'Thank you for the compliment, this is what I should do'.

After firing a full round of bullets, Alfred Hall put down his pistol, put his hands in his pockets, and left the club very gracefully.

After he left, an old man wearing a shirt, vest, three-piece formal suit, striped blue-gray trousers, and a dark red bow tie appeared strangely.

His hair is all white but still thick, and his temperament is gentle and elegant.

The old man stared at the direction Alfred Hall left for a long time.

In the end, he said nothing and disappeared little by little.

It's like it never appeared.

…

…

‘Intellectual wilderness’.

"Sister, do you think we can still get out alive?"

"Shut up."

"No, I'm just asking."

"I said, shut up!"

"You can't even ask..."

"Go to hell you!"

Cattleya watched the Queen of Mystery chase and beat a real angel without grace, and felt that her outlook on life was about to be shattered into pieces.

Who can tell her whether what she sees is an illusion?

Her Majesty the Queen, who is mysterious, powerful, rational, and possesses the pearl of wisdom at all times, cannot be a tomboy who rides on others and punches her!

No! Can! able!

After the friendly 'sibling interaction', Bernadette suddenly realized that she and Bonova were not the only ones here.

She turned around stiffly, paused, and showed the smile that usually hung on her face, "Cattleya, don't be afraid."

I'm not afraid of this place.

I fear you……

Cattleya took a step back unconsciously.

But soon, she realized something was wrong and deliberately changed the subject: "Queen, where is this? I feel... something strange."

"I can't tell you in detail, because you know that some knowledge itself is contaminated, and your level is not enough to allow you to understand the secrets here." Bernadette said helplessly.

Bonova got up from the ground and rubbed the dirt between his fingers.

But he saw that the dust suddenly turned into streams of information and merged into his body.

Bonova was extremely surprised: "Postpartum care for sows...um...so that's how it is..."

Bernadette:? ? ?

Cattleya:? ? ?

Bonova didn't pay attention to the subtle expressions on the faces of the two ladies. He just took out many micro-instruments from his body, aligned them with the reserved buckles, and installed them on himself.

Flesh and blood are bitter and weak.

Understand, the angels of the 'Perfect' path are like this.

Bernadette saw it and stopped her: "Don't be impulsive. Let me contact Mr. Jon first."

If you are in doubt, shake people off.

Regarding connections, Bernadette now understands it.

At this moment, a black cat lazily walked towards the three of them.

"No need to look for it, I'm here."

Bernadette and the others were slightly startled.

The black cat showed a look of disdain, "I implanted some kind of virus here through Cattleya before. As you can see, I am that virus."

He licked his paws, "Otherwise, do you think you can stand safely on this land composed entirely of knowledge on your own?" (End of Chapter)