A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

three methods.

Klein plans to try them all.

Put down the phone.

He tapped the first button with his index finger.

"I said, how long are you going to pretend to be dead?"

After a while, Lynn weakly responded: "I'm sorry, Klein..."

Hearing this, Klein sighed softly, "Forget it, I don't blame you."

When a high-ranking being with false uniqueness wants to mislead someone, let alone little Lynn, even Sequence 0 has to think carefully about it.

"Really?" Lynn didn't seem to expect that Klein had such a good temper, and repeatedly confirmed: "Are you sure you're not angry?"

"Is there any use in being angry? If you have time to be angry, you might as well think of a way to escape from this hellish place." Klein said helplessly.

Hearing this, Lynn finally relaxed and flew out of the button.

With a flick of his eye, he transformed directly into a pointy-eared elf with six arms.

She chuckled and squeezed Klein's shoulders diligently: "I don't know what's wrong, but my premonitions are usually not wrong. Even if someone interferes, I can detect danger in advance.

Anyway, I'm sorry this time for putting you in danger. Well...if you need any help, just ask, I will never refuse. "

Just waiting for you to say this.

Klein didn't hide anything and recounted the three methods of getting out of trouble one by one.

After hearing this truthfully, Lynn immediately patted her chest: "Isn't it just looking for something? This matter is all on me!"

Not blowing.

She can find the so-called "node" without any extraordinary means, just luck.

What?

Just now……

What happened just now was a special situation and did not count.

Lynn closed her eyes and muttered to herself for a while.

Klein heard it half-truth and half-imaginary, and had the impression that it seemed to be some kind of jingle in Elvish language.

Suddenly, Lynn made a move and pointed in a certain direction: "Follow me!"

Klein still chose to believe this time. After a simple divination, he quickly followed up.

The world in the mirror is a reflection of the real world, but the style of painting is a bit weird.

Originally, people and objects in the real world are contaminated with extraordinary elements, and their external image is already bad enough, but these reflections in the mirror world are even worse...

Klein saw with his own eyes many tall trees with severed fingers stuck together, with human-head fruits on them; a six-eyed crow hovering overhead, its wings made of two pieces of flesh that were constantly wriggling; an unknown fish with arms and legs The human poked its head out of the black pool, opened its mouth, and stuck out its long tongue.

Klein was careful to guard against those strange creatures.

Fortunately, he didn't encounter any danger along the way, and he successfully arrived at the location where Lynn had predicted.

"This is it. I feel like there is something here that can help us both get out of trouble!" Lynn raised her head.

In her six hands, two were holding her breasts, and four were on her hips, with a proud look on her face.

Klein looked around and found no "nodes" that were exactly the same as in reality, and he couldn't help but feel a little confused.

Has the influence exerted by the 'Lord of Mysteries' not disappeared yet?

The god of luck overturned one after another...

That doesn't sound like good news.

"Lynn." Klein was about to speak.

Suddenly, his ears twitched, and a spiritual warning came from somewhere.

"Who's there! Get out!" Clutching the cane tightly in his hand, Klein lowered his face and shouted angrily.

Lynn was startled and hurriedly hid behind Klein.

Rustling——

A slight movement sounded.

But there were two eyes and a mouth exposed on the ground.

"Were you also imprisoned by that woman Chanel?"

Klein's heart moved and he asked, "Who is your Excellency?"

"I...hehe, I'm just a nobody." The mysterious man struggled to crawl out of the ground.

Buried for so many years, much of his body is connected to the land in the mirror world.

With such a movement, it inevitably tore itself in half, exposing its dark red internal organs and white brain.

"Hey, I'm sorry." The mysterious man smiled awkwardly, "I hope I didn't scare you."

Klein said it was just a trivial matter.

He has seen even more curious ones.

On the other hand, Lynn slipped back into the possessed button and refused to come out no matter what.

"It's really strange. You are clearly not a night spirit witch, nor are you one of those lifeless guys, but you are actually followed by a spirit. You are also famous for your bad temper and pointy ears... By the way, is that lady with six arms really a spirit? Something feels wrong.”

The mysterious man is a familiar person, and his chatterbox will never end once he opens it.

Klein remained unmoved and held his cane tightly: "Who are you?"

"They say he is a nobody. Forget it, how should I introduce him? It's really so long ago that even I have forgotten about him." The mysterious man touched his head.

Of course, he was a little confused.

Um.

Literally ‘intangible’.

"Have you ever heard of the God of Honor?" The mysterious man smiled bitterly.

Klein did not accept this trick and mercilessly exposed the opponent: "Bradl, the God of Honor? Do you want to say that you are the youngest son of the Giant King who was cursed and died?"

"Awesome, I actually know Bradl." The mysterious man was a little surprised.

Then the conversation changed: "Formal introduction, I am Bradley's brother, Bradley."

Klein:? ? ?

Do you think I'm stupid?

He only knew that Bradl's brother was Badheir, who later became the "God of War". Why didn't he hear that the Giant King had a son named "Bradley".

To take a step back, even if there was one, it would at least be a Sequence 2, and could leave the name of a god in that era.

It's not so miserable, right?

"Look, you're not happy, but you still don't believe me." Bradley was extremely helpless, "I am really the son of the King of Giants. I just didn't live up to my expectations, so I was expelled."

Meeting Klein's suspicious eyes, he pondered for a moment and slowly told his story.

Dark Age, Twin Age. Although the world is nominally ruled by the five ancient gods, the dragons and giants are relatively strong. As the sons of the giant king, the status of Badheir, Bradley and Bradl has also increased.

But, unlike my elder brother and brothers.

Bradley is an anomaly.

Perhaps it was related to the fact that his twin brother had plundered too many extraordinary characteristics belonging to the Giant King. He was only a demigod when he was born, not even a saint.

The giant family occupies the ‘warrior’ path.

Soldiers know everything.

Take pride in being reckless.

However, Bradley was not aggressive in his life, and was disliked by the Giant King and the Harvest Goddess Omibella.

His brother Bradl is just the opposite. Seven dissatisfied and eight dissatisfied all day long. He wants to fight anyone he catches. He regards scars as glory. He is a complete madman.

Badheir looked down upon his younger brother.

Bradl also looked down on his brother.

Plus the attitudes of both parents.

At a young age, Bradley suffered an unprecedented family bullying.

Fortunately, he is optimistic by nature.

Just look down on it.

He also felt that people who fight all day long are really mentally ill.

As a result, he became more and more reclusive.

Later, he even disappeared without leaving any written records.

Bradley understands.

His parents and brothers found him embarrassing and deliberately erased his existence.

It doesn't matter~

Just open it up and that's it.

In the King's Court of Giants, he can still enjoy the afterglow of eternal life.

That's enough.

However--

If the sky is crazy, it will rain. If people are crazy, it will bring misfortune.

Brother Bradl is really too reckless.

When his temper gets worse, he even scolds "that person".

To this day, Bradley still finds it incredible.

Sun God, a ruthless man who fights in all directions on his own, how dare Bradl?

Unsurprisingly, Bradl was cursed for openly insulting the Sun God, living up to the glory of the 'God of Honor', and later died because of this curse.

The day after Bradl's funeral, Bradley was evicted.

The reason is that when the Giant King and Harvest Goddess Omibella sees Bradley's face, he will think of Bradley and be heartbroken.

Bradley wanted to laugh.

He knew it was just an excuse.

His parents had long disliked him.

After leaving the Giant King's Court, he wandered aimlessly across the continent. When he was lonely and dejected, he also vowed to take revenge on the Giant King.

But revenge is easier said than done.

Countless years have passed, and he is just a Sequence 3.

But soon, Bradley's wish was fulfilled

——The Royal Court of Giants was destroyed.

Father and mother died in battle.

His brother Badheir reclaimed the authority of the God of War and ascended to the throne.

Bradley found it very boring, so he gave up his former name completely.

After hearing this, Klein still didn't understand, and asked: "Even if you are really the second prince of the Giant King's Court, how could you be reduced to such a situation with your figure?"

"Because I jumped the path." Bradley smiled, "Dive the 'Death' fiercely!"

Klein: ...

This is the first time I've seen someone make jumping so easy.

Bradley looked reminiscing, "I felt it the moment Badheir came to power. With his character, he would never let me continue to live in this world."

"Wait a minute." Klein interrupted: "Logically speaking, you are the last relative of Badheir in the world. He will still kill you?"

"Relatives? No, no, no, the giants don't care about this. What they care about is the honor of warriors." Bradley pointed to his half-missing head, "A bunch of guys with sick minds."

"Indeed -" Klein nodded with deep feeling.

Having had contact with the Church of the God of War, he knew that no matter how gentle and amiable he looked, whether he was the hunting bishop or the pope who guarded the church, he was a fighting maniac at heart. He loved fighting and killing most and would feel uncomfortable if he didn't see blood for a day. That kind of thing.

Bradley has a lazy and easy-going personality, and it is normal for Badheir to look down on him.

"In short, I became a demigod in the 'God of Death' path at the cost of my level decline, and I escaped this disaster." Bradley said with a smile.

Klein was silent for a moment and then asked: "So, you still haven't explained how you were imprisoned here?"

"Ah, this is very simple. I fell in love with Chanel, and gave the extracted extraordinary characteristics as a gift to help her rise to the top of the Witch Cult." Bradley spread his hands, "Then I found out that I was deceived by a bad woman. After squeezing out the last bit of value, she imprisoned me here until today."

Hearing this, three black lines appeared above Klein's head.

Brother, your experience is quite bizarre.

Not welcome at home.

He came out and was deceived by a woman again.

no.

Is it really that miserable?

"Hey, hey, hey, don't look at me like that." Bradley was extremely helpless. "Chanel was still a little Sequence 5 back then. I was the one who advised her along the way, helped her find materials, and prepared for the promotion ceremony. For more In exchange for some of the merits of the Witch Sect, I gave her the extraordinary items from the Giant King's Court and the blood of God and extraordinary characteristics."

Klein waved his hands repeatedly, "Okay, okay, that's enough."

He understands.

People who lack love will become addicted if they are nourished by 'love' at first sight.

Everyone said that Bradley was reckless and dared to catch the ancient sun god and scold him. You, Bradley, are not bad either. You actually dared to fall in love with the infamous witch. It’s just a matter of playing around like Emperor Russell, trying something new. You really dare to put your wealth and life into it.

Klein had been secretly divining while Bradley was telling his story. Judging from the divination results, the other party was not lying.

emmmm

Really miserable.

Klein shook his head and asked about the business: "Bradley, uh, sir, do you know the location of the "node" in the mirror world here? "

If Lynn's passivity is not disturbed.

Bradley, the hidden son of the God of War and a peerless grudge who fell in love with the witch, should be the key figure to help him escape.

Bradley was stunned for a moment, "You know the mirror world very well."

Then he sighed, "But unfortunately, Chanel has set the "node" for escape in an extremely dangerous place. Even if he crosses the "node", he will fall into the witch's lair. "

OK, pass the first method of getting out of trouble.

Then the only thing left is to use the door path ability to unblock it, and pray to yourself to find the weakness of the mirror world.

Klein fell into deep thought.

At this moment, Bradley said: "Maybe you can try to get out through other mirrors. I know a relatively safe mirror, which is risky, but it can indeed lead to the outside world."

Klein suddenly became suspicious and narrowed his eyes: "Mr. Bradley, why don't you try such a good method yourself? Why bother working here for endless years?"

"I'll die if I get out." Bradley said matter-of-factly, "I'm almost bound to this place."

He sighed: "Not to mention other ways of death, there are really many magics that can make you half-dead."

Klein was silent.

Bradley added: "Just do me a favor. If you can really return to the real world, go find Zekrom Lane of the Balam Empire. He said that his old friend on Yuemianhua East Street needs his help." .”

The Bailang Empire has been destroyed long ago...

Klein thought to himself that Zekrom Lane might have died long ago.

But he didn't destroy Bradley's hopes.

This old man is miserable enough.

Why bother letting him extinguish the last light in his life?

"If I can really go out, I will." Klein nodded.

Bradley looked very happy and said: "Chanel hasn't sent anyone into the mirror world for a long time, so I can't even ask for help. The last time there was someone here, it was from the United Empire... What's that guy's name?" Coming?"

Klein did not stay any longer, said hello, turned and walked away.

Looking at the direction in which he was going away, Bradley suddenly sniffed, "Hey, the aura of the demon wolf clan, those guys always have ways and like to fulfill other people's "wish", this time I will finally regain my freedom. . "(End of chapter)