A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

"It's not fun enough, you guys are just too boring."

Jon sat on a high stool, surrounded by a small round bar-style table. There are all kinds of drinks and snacks on the table, and there are even a few flowers to set off the atmosphere.

"I finally came here, please give me some pleasure." He held his chin with one hand and glanced back and forth at Klein and the "Original Witch": "Just pretend that I don't exist, and you can do whatever you are supposed to do."

Upon hearing this, Klein, who thought he had found a supporter, immediately quit and said categorically: "Violence cannot solve any problems. Only exchange and communication are the bridge for reconciliation between people!"

I, Klein Moretti, have never been a fighter in my life, only good at resolving fights.

Jon waved his hand and chuckled: "No, no, no, don't use your mouth to escape from me."

He stared at Klein amusedly: "Young man, I'm not the kind of person who can change his mind with just a few words."

Pointing to the opposite side, "Look, that beauty has absolute murderous intent towards you.

And I like to see the scene of rivers of blood the most.

So what are you waiting for?

Go ahead, enjoy your ugly struggles, please me in your despair and screams.

Jie Jie Jie! "

emmmm

What he said sounded a bit like a villain.

But Klein, who knew Jon's nature well, was not as nervous as before.

The more you talk, the smaller the matter becomes.

If someone has a bad taste, just leave it alone and ignore it.

The completely opposite state of mind to Klein is the "Original Witch".

To be honest, although the Starry Sky Evil God has been kind and gentle, he has not done anything. But at this time, the discomfort in his heart was no less than when he faced the siege of the seven gods.

Give me a chestnut——

Just like a second ago, he promised that he would finish his homework well during the period when his parents were not at home. However, as soon as his parents went out, they couldn't wait to turn on the game console, and then as expected, they were caught by the parents who came back.

She had obviously promised to finish this scene well not long ago, but as soon as she left, the "Original Witch" came to trouble the little ghost head.

Put yourself in the shoes of the "Original Witch" and stand in the position of the Starry Sky Evil God. She doesn't want to talk nonsense at all. If she encounters someone who is disobedient, she will just wipe it out.

"So - did I lose?" "Original Witch" thought to herself.

Nothing happened yet, a revolving door flashed through my mind.

Struggle for hegemony, peak, frustration, silence, dormancy.

Destiny is full of ups and downs...

The pale disaster under the sunset that year was the lost youth. My life was filled with no regrets. "

The huge gap in strength caused the "Original Witch" to give up resistance.

Maybe that's okay.

At least I tried it and had no regrets.

Just be happy.

I gave you this life!

"Hey, hey, what's your expression?" At this moment, Jon suddenly noticed the tears flashing faintly in the corners of the eyes of the "Original Witch".

It has to be said that after falling to the divine position, this woman did have many more human characteristics.

He smiled what he thought was the gentlest smile: "Don't be nervous, don't be nervous. I'm just here to have fun. I have no intention of interfering in the affairs of this world."

The "original witch" just wants to laugh.

Who among the serious people believes in the evil god of the stars?

He doesn’t believe it anyway.

I don’t believe a word or a punctuation mark!

But then again——

What level is ‘Jon Joestar’ and how many clones does he have?

The "Primordial Witch" began to think.

If this problem is not clarified, even if the back-up plan previously arranged works, the result will be the same as now.

One word: death.

"I'm so sad, you still don't believe me." Looking at the expression of "Original Witch", Jon pretended to be sad, "I really didn't think about anything, I swear in the name of a gentleman!"

'gentleman'?

A code name, or some kind of occult symbol?

"This is important information!" The "Original Witch" thought.

What you gain at this time can definitely be used in the next confrontation.

Um……

it should be OK……

"I repeat, I will not interfere in the battle between you." Jon picked up the wine glass: "So, fight quickly, I can't wait to see it."

hehe.

Look at you, uncle.

"Original Witch" and Klein are not stupid.

Naturally, he won't start beating him to death again just because of a word.

But this involves another issue: the level of trust.

Klein and Joe are old friends.

He chooses to believe.

Because he knew there was no need for Jon to lie.

So I became more determined not to use weapons rashly (mainly because I couldn't defeat him)

But the "original witch" doesn't know.

The more Jon emphasized, the more she thought that the Starry Sky Evil God was being sarcastic, or even deliberately mocking and ridiculing him.

"It's good for dogs to be ridden by humans, and it's good for people to be ridden by dogs... Huh? I can't remember exactly what you meant by that sentence." Taking a deep breath, the "Original Witch" was finally mentally prepared.

He raised his hands and made a gesture of opening his arms.

"The ending has already been determined, but this is not the end, but a new beginning."

"Oh, I didn't expect him to be a literary youth." Jon smiled, scratched his eyebrows, and turned to look at Klein: "Well, that's what He said, Yuanfang, what do you think?"

Sir, spread His ashes quickly!

Klein didn't expect that under such circumstances, Mr. Qiao could still play an old trick that only the two of them knew, which was both angry and funny.

However, he still tightened his expression and made a very cold gesture of wiping his neck: "This person cannot be kept."

"Well, you can't fight anyway." Jon nodded helplessly, "Since that's what you want, I'll show you some kindness and give you face."

Snap your fingers lightly.

Unspeakable power spread with Jon as the center of the circle.

The "Original Witch" had no time to react, and immediately turned into flying ash, shattering every inch.

But the strange thing is that the extraordinary characteristics released from her body did not stay in place. With a hiss, as if it had been programmed long ago, it shot out in all directions and disappeared in an instant.

Klein was stunned for a moment, then realized: "He has been prepared for a long time."

"You also know that high-sequence extraordinary people are difficult to kill, and you never know when they will be resurrected. Of course, I'm too lazy to care about that woman's little thoughts." Jon raised his glass: "By the way, you just said He owes me another 43.96 million gold pounds."

Little bitch, who are you implying by putting this here?

Klein really wanted to reply like this.

But in fact, he could only look troubled, just like Runtu's natives, and said in a reserved and embarrassed manner: "I owe you this first."

"Oh." Jon responded.

After pondering for a moment, he said softly: "I didn't want to tell you at first, but it seems a little unfair to you if I don't mention something. Didn't you see anything different from that woman just now?"

The words fell into place, but I didn’t forget to remind: “Think about the sequence 0’s you have faced.”

Klein didn't know why.

"Hey, you kid, you're so stupid!" Jon was quite disgusted.

At this moment, a portal filled with flames and magma opened not far in front of the two of them.

Out of it comes another Jon.

Let’s call it ‘Jon Two’.

"Ah, you're back." Jon waved, "Wine made from rainbow fruits, good stuff."

"Really, then I want to try it?"

Jon No. 2 was very happy.

He passed by Klein, stopped briefly, thought about it for a while, but didn't say anything, and sat down on another high chair.

Two identical people drink together.

No matter how much Klein looked at this scene, he felt awkward.

But he had long been accustomed to all kinds of absurd, terrifying and weird scenes, and said in his usual tone: "Let's continue the topic just now, what kind of changes have happened to the "Original Witch". "

"What were you talking about just now?" Jon No. 2 asked doubtfully.

As he spoke, he tapped his temple.

Klein's heart moved slightly.

He guessed that this action might be synchronizing memory or something.

Sure enough, Jon No. 2 blinked his eyes and laughed maliciously: "It's awesome, Chick, it's a coincidence, right? Ha, it's so funny."

Not sure if it was an illusion, but Klein felt that the "original witch" who violated certain agreements made Jon even more excited.

Just like teasing a cat or a dog.

If cats and dogs don’t respond, teasing them will be boring.

Turning his head, Jon No. 2 thought for a few seconds and explained for Klein: "Originally, He had promised me to continue acting out this scene, catch the big fish behind me, and complete some interesting experiments.

I didn't expect that we would openly breach the contract. It's really... poof, it's heartbreaking. "

Are you sad?

You are obviously smiling, hey, you can’t even hide your smile!

Klein twitched his lips.

but.

What layout.

What fishing.

Everything has nothing to do with his little Sequence 3.

Nowadays, Klein only cares about the state of the "original witch" mentioned by 'Jon'.

Fortunately, Jon didn't continue to be the Riddler.

"You haven't noticed, or even He himself hasn't noticed, that He is too much like a "person" now. "

What does this mean?

Klein expressed confusion.

Like a human being, it means that you have sufficient humanity, a stable anchor point, and are not easily out of control.

Especially someone like Chike who has lost his uniqueness and extraordinary characteristics...

etc.

Why?

Klein suddenly realized his blind spot.

For a false god who couldn't even keep his throne, the "original witch"'s condition was too good.

yes.

Even before, the Witch Sect was considered a 'rich family', a bit like a skinny camel bigger than a horse.

But the war begins.

The followers of the witch descend again and again.

The "Original Witch" has made many arrangements before, and now she still has the energy to chase him. It doesn't feel reasonable no matter what.

'human nature'……

‘I didn’t even notice it’…

This method reminded Klein of a certain existence.

Implanting some ideas, subtly manipulating and so on.

He was just too familiar.

I'm so familiar with the monocle that I'm going to suffer from PTSD!

"It's my fault for not helping you hold back the original witch, but as compensation, I also told you some answers." Jon No. 2 continued: "The final evaluation is still going on. If you want to get a good result If so, think carefully about what to do next.”

Forget about the unappetizing final assessment, Klein was almost bored to death by the 'Lord of Mysteries'.

how old are you?

Why is it always you!

Not caring that the two Jons were right in front of him, he took off his citrine bracelet and immediately performed a divination for himself.

It’s not over yet.

After that, he used various methods to conduct divination in an attempt to find the faintest hint of inspiration.

result--

He succeeded.

A pitch-black environment in which one could hardly see anything flashed through Klein's mind.

A coffin stood in the center.

The coffin was surrounded by strange green plants. There is also a skeletal creature that looks like a snake but not a snake, and looks like a bird but not a bird, patrolling the surroundings vigilantly.

Buzz——

Klein's eyes shed two tears of blood.

The bitterness in my mouth is less than one ten thousandth of the bitterness in my heart.

Go round and round.

Back to square one.

A place of unknown darkness.

The dangerous place that I had accidentally visited was also the place where Lynn, the God of Luck, was unearthed.

wrong.

It should be called the resurrection point.

In short, Klein already knows where to look for the "Original Witch".

Unlike the Hornakis Mountains and the others, this time he could only rely on himself.

Fortunately, the "Original Witch" was defeated once and was not in perfect condition. Although she had the mark left by the "Lord of Mysteries" on her body, Klein was somewhat certain of winning.

The key is the coffin, the strange plant that was transformed from the suspected vegetable man, and the obviously evolved 'artificial death'.

1+1+1\u003e3

In addition to the "original witch", he also has to guard against those ghosts.

"It can be regarded as another confrontation, although we are not facing that person directly..."

Klein is cowardly.

But, I was never afraid.

Unless he hands over the Source Castle and two copies of the 'Servant of Secrets' trait.

Otherwise, sooner or later, we will face the ‘Lord of Mysteries’.

"It's a feeling of relief that a child you've raised for a long time has finally grown up." Jon nodded to Jon No. 2.

Jon No. 2 responded: "Yes, the child has grown up."

"Look at this nose, look at these eyes, he looks like a handsome guy."

"I still remember when I used to pee on him, oh, time is really not forgiving."

"Yes, yes, I think so too."

Klein: ...

Limited time event starts.

Double torture from Joe someone.

I, Klein Moretti, am so virtuous that I have enjoyed this kind of blessing.

No no no.

I'm really not qualified.

Klein 'escaped' in panic and used the power of the black wooden cane to teleport away.

He decided to discuss it with Mr. Azik first, and then make plans.

the other side.

The battle between Salinger and Azik has reached fever pitch.

When Salinger beats Azik, he beats a cub.

In a literal sense.

Poor Mr. Azik couldn't fight back...

but.

He doesn't need to fight back.

Do you understand the value of the butler at Joestar Manor?

DISC does not require spiritual stimulation. It is plug-and-play. There are no hard requirements. It is simply an undisguised plug-in.

Bloodline suppression? It doesn't matter.

I would turn back time.

High influence? What I call.

I would turn back time.

I may not be able to kill you or beat you, but you definitely can’t kill me.

In short, it’s just one word: Lai!

Salinger almost vomited from nausea.

Although he had heard from the "Original Witch" before that Azik had a treasure that could turn back time in a short period of time, but he did not expect that it would cost nothing to activate this treasure.

jealous.

Such a useful 'extraordinary item' should be honored to your father and me!

Sallinger felt resentful.

Azik took his time.

Cultivate your character.

Who says drinking black tea and reading a book in the manor is not a form of spiritual practice?

He has a lot of patience.

I can spend more time with my bastard dad.