A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Marlene's expression froze.

Women don't like to be rejected.

Especially a beautiful woman like her.

And it is worth mentioning that Marlene is very small-minded.

That is to say——

She is quite vindictive.

"Really? That's your answer." Marlene smiled pretending to be relaxed.

The conversation changed, "But you still don't know what I want to ask you for."

"Sincerity, sister, you must at least show a certain degree of sincerity before asking for help. You are not a child anymore. Who will answer you when you talk in vain?" Jon said matter-of-factly: "Speaking of which, this is common sense in society, isn't it? .”

"Society person..." Marin was slightly startled.

In the language habits of various countries, this word does not seem to exist.

But she understood it and asked curiously: "Okay, what do you want?"

"I want the stars in the sky, can you pick them off?" Jon asked.

Marlene thought for a moment and said, "If it's a smaller meteorite, that's fine."

"I can do that kind of thing too." Jon spread his hands and said, "Why bother yourself."

"What do you think of me?" After thinking for a while, Marin suddenly said: "Well, help me complete the experiment, and I will be your woman."

"Ha!" Jon laughed, "It's a honey trap, right?"

Before the other party could reply, his whole appearance changed drastically.

In the blink of an eye, he changed from Jon to Joan.

"Do you think I'm someone who could be taken advantage of by a beauty trap?"

Ah this...

Marlene began to doubt life.

Could this be the true identity of ‘Jon Joestar’! What I just saw was just a clever disguise?

No wonder ‘Jon José’ uses the word ‘sister’ surprisingly often.

At first, she thought it was a joke.

Now it seems——

It turned out to be a statement of fact.

"Are you scared?" Seeing that Marlene didn't speak for a long time, Jon took the initiative and said, "So you are not qualified to negotiate terms with me, because you can't give me what I want."

"Then why can Elizabeth Lyonness impress you?" Marlene was a little unconvinced.

Compared with that silly sweet princess, how bad are you?

"She's big," Jon said matter-of-factly.

"Big? You may not know something. In fact, my appearance is the result of maintaining my youth for countless years. Judging from my age alone..." Marin misunderstood for a moment and hurriedly explained.

However, Jon pointed to his chest and said, "Okay, okay, we shouldn't be talking about the same thing."

A big question mark appeared above Marlene's head.

A rare blush appeared on her face.

Staring at Jon's charming face, which was no less beautiful than anyone else in the world, he viciously left a sentence: "Wait for me, I will definitely come back!"

After saying that, the crystal ball in his hand flashed and the whole person disappeared.

"Are you a gray wolf?" Jon complained speechlessly, and calmly returned to his original form.

The Q version of the little dinosaur was held in his arms and he didn't even dare to scream. He was extremely well-behaved.

Jon lowered his head and said, "It's okay. Go back to the trench and continue lying down. Maybe you will be asked to come out to support the scene after a while."

"Ouch~" The little dinosaur nodded obediently.

To others, it is a planet-level overlord, a terrifying existence that can easily destroy any country in the world.

But for Mr. Qiao, he is just a thug and cute creature that comes and goes at a moment's notice.

…

…

I don’t know what Elizabeth and Meliodas said. When they met again, the short blond brother resolutely agreed to Princess Silly Baitian’s request to save the kingdom.

"Wow, that's so gratifying, so gratifying." Jon applauded perfunctorily.

He had already read the spoilers, so he was not surprised by this result.

"Then, our next task is to find other members, and then return to the royal capital to deal with the treacherous ministers mentioned by Elizabeth." Meliodas touched his smooth chin.

He looked at Jon: "Speaking of which, I felt a very familiar magic just now. Hawke also said that a woman wearing strange clothes came over, right?"

Jon said: "There is an exhibitionist who walks around wearing extremely high-end clothes in the blue sky, just like a specific character in the comics who specially gives benefits to fans... But I have already dismissed that person."

Meliodas:? ? ?

But think about it.

There seems to be nothing wrong with Jon's description of Marlene.

He scratched his head helplessly, "I should know the woman you are talking about. It's not good, she is quite vindictive."

If the grudge index of ordinary people is 1.

That Marlene definitely hit 10!

Although Jon Joestar is very powerful, Meliodas still feels that Joe has gotten him into trouble.

"I will plead for you if I have the chance." Looking at Jon with pity, Meliodas sighed.

Jon waved his hand disapprovingly, "Let's not talk about this anymore. Regarding the next step, have you two discussed any plan?"

Hearing this, Meliodas and Elizabeth looked at each other.

In the end, Elizabeth said with some embarrassment: "Because Lord Meliodas doesn't know the whereabouts of the rest of the group, we decided to go as before and collect information while traveling."

"It's just a matter of luck. You can cast a wide net and catch fish. No problem." Jon nodded, "Elizabeth, I believe in your luck."

The Kingdom of Leonis is so big, and finding six specific people is undoubtedly like looking for a needle in a haystack.

If it were anyone else, Jon would have dismissed it.

But if it is the daughter of destiny, the reincarnation of the goddess, Elizabeth, who can pick up a large piece of gold nugget whenever she goes out.

He chooses to believe.

Because this level of luck is no longer luck in the literal sense, but some kind of causality weapon.

I believe the other members will be reunited soon.

Thinking this way, Jon felt a lot more relaxed.

Sure enough, the bard should fish in the water.

But Meliodas seemed to have other ideas and said to Jon: "Your Excellency Jon..."

"Your Excellency, you are too outsider." Jon waved his hand: "Just call me by my name."

"Well, Jon, I heard from Elizabeth that you seem to be a good cook?"

Taking a deep breath, Meliodas had an unprecedented serious expression on his face, "That's it, can you temporarily serve as the chef of the 'Pig Hat' Tavern? To be honest, although the wine here is very delicious, But for some reason, the food I cook looks good, but the taste is hard to describe.”

oh?

After being a bodyguard and nanny, do you want to arrange a job for me as a chef?

Jon smiled and said, "You should know that the commission for someone like me is very high, right?"

Meliodas was a little embarrassed, "I...I don't have much money, though."

As he spoke, he took out the broken sword from his back and said, "I can give you this as a reward."

The hilt of the broken sword resembles a twisted and entrenched dragon, with a simple appearance but hidden mystery.

Jon thought for a moment and took Meliodas' broken sword, "Okay, if it's just for a while, I accept the position of chef."

"Great!" Meliodas was extremely happy.

Elizabeth clapped beside her.

Only Hawke was cautious and said cautiously: "Well, let's make a deal first. No matter what dish you cook, you are not allowed to influence me."

It seems that the phrase "barbecue steak" has a big psychological impact on Piggy.

"Don't worry, I have no other merits except a clear stance. From now on, everyone will be our own people, so how can I attack you?" Jon squatted down and touched the pig's head, "But if you are curious about your own taste, , you can come and ask me for help."

"Who would be curious about that kind of thing!" Piggy was furious.

At this time, Meliodas answered: "Actually, I'm quite curious..."

"Hey!" Piggy pounced on it, biting madly.

Not to be outdone, Meliodas resolutely wrestles with the pig.

Elizabeth took the opportunity to get close to Jon and lowered her voice: "Thank you, Lord Jon."

In her opinion, accepting a broken sword is undoubtedly giving herself face. Thinking of this, I felt even more grateful, and even a little apologetic...

Jon didn't explain anything.

The dragon-shaped broken sword may seem inconspicuous, but in fact it is an extraordinary thing. Its name is: a fragment of the 'Coffin of Eternal Darkness'.

Logically speaking, this thing is an important item used to seal the "Ten Commandments" of the Demon Clan's elite force. It is kept closely by Meliodas and no one is allowed to touch it.

Meliodas' former partner, Ban, who was guilty of "greed", tried to touch him forcefully, but was injured by Meliodas' attack, leaving a scar that can never be recovered.

Unexpectedly, Meliodas would actually take the initiative to give it to Jon, whom he had only known for less than half a day.

"Aren't you afraid that I am a bad person?" Jon touched his nose.

Of course, he didn't take this thing seriously.

"Okay, in order to celebrate the addition of new partners, let's have a party together tonight!" Meliodas easily subdued Piggy and suggested holding the pig's head under his arm.

He winked at Jon and said, "I'll leave it to you to cook the party, Mr. Chef!"

Jon laughed, pulled out a silk scarf like magic and tied it on his arm, and then pretended to pull it off.

But a coiled dragon symbol appeared strangely.

"Now, I won't hide it from everyone. Yes, I am the youngest super chef in history, Qiao Maoxing!"

Two people and one pig:? ? ?

don't know.

but.

Super chef?

It should be very powerful.

Inexplicably, they were looking forward to the party in the evening.

…

…

Boom!

Boom!

Boom!

The huge green pig walked leisurely.

With every step, the earth made a dull sound.

This mysterious creature is Mother Hawke.

Also the ‘pig’ in ‘pig hat’.

From a distance, the tavern on top of it looks ridiculous like a hat.

In the tavern, there is a wide variety of dishes.

"Golden fried rice, dreamy mapo tofu, Shenglong dumplings, Guo Shi Wushuang noodles, rainbow porridge, black-bone chicken rice, mainland real sea bream picture, universe big siomai..."

Jon, who was wearing a turban, introduced the menu to everyone enthusiastically.

Looking at the delicacies that could not be placed on more than a dozen tables, Piggy and Meliodas shed tears of dissatisfaction at the corners of their mouths.

Nothing to say, Kai Xuan!

One person and one pig started the competition.

They didn't even have time to speak, they were intoxicated by the top-notch delicious food blooming on their tongues.

Elizabeth was slightly better, but not much better.

She also has a strong interest in new cuisine.

However, when Jon served a set meal that was obviously different from other dishes, she decisively gave up on those "large portions and fillings".

"Selected from the life menu of gourmet king Sani, from appetizers to drinks: Beauty Caviar, Beauty Lobster Juice, Whitening Tuna, Perfect Beef, Gem Meat, Tender Bean Sprouts, EARTH, Beauty Dragon Scale Wine."

If the dishes of the super chef have some extraordinary elements, then the life menu of the food king is purely dreamlike.

Sani is the most partial eclipse among the Four Food Kings. He likes beautiful things. Even if it is food, no matter how nutritious it is, if it does not have a beautiful appearance, he will not eat it.

This shows how gorgeous his life menu is in appearance.

Elizabeth was completely immersed in the ocean of delicious food.

Her face was flushed, she was sweating profusely, and she even had a sign that her clothes would explode!

(Qiao: It’s medicine. I added medicine to the food)

(A certain medicine king from Totsuki Academy thought it was very good)

Glitter.

Even Meliodas and Piggy, who were devouring food, noticed the strange phenomenon here.

They stared intently at the special set of dishes Jon gave Elizabeth, and shouted: "Partiality! Partiality!"

"Don't be verbose." Jon sneered: "I brought the things and cooked the dishes. If you don't want to eat them, don't eat them."

Meliodas and Piggy immediately stopped talking.

After eating this kind of food, you will never be able to go back to the past.

The body...the body (referring to the stomach) has been captured by Jon.

"There will be another opportunity like this in the future. I have a lot of menus in my hand." Jon smiled, not having too many double standards.

One person and one pig, the two foodies immediately cheered.

And in such a cheerful atmosphere, a woman appeared at the door of the tavern.

It was Marlene who was angered by Jon before.

She pushed the door open and saw a table full of delicacies and magical exotic dishes.

Even though Marin has lived for countless years, she has never seen so many delicacies.

Especially the dishes in front of Elizabeth.

From the appetizers to the drinks, everything exudes a fatal temptation for women.

She instinctively felt that those dishes might satisfy more than just oral cravings. The more important function should be to keep the appearance youthful and remain youthful forever.

"A waste of natural resources..." Marin instinctively thought of this word in her mind.

It would be too wasteful to eat something like the 'Fountain of Youth' at the same level casually!

"Marlene, long time no see!" Meliodas greeted Marlene warmly while popping noodles into his mouth.

Marin twitched the corner of her mouth and nodded: "Yes, Captain, long time no see."

The reunion was slightly different than expected.

But it doesn't matter.

She cares more about that guy now than the leader.

Coming straight to Jon, Marlene said, "I said I would come back."

"Yeah, you're already standing in front of me, I saw it." Jon didn't take it seriously, "So?"

"I already know your identity." Marlene said swornly, with a more confident tone in her voice, "I think you don't want your true identity to be exposed."

Jon:? ? ?

Are you serious? (End of chapter)