A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

A young giant girl controlling earth magic is very reasonable in today's world view.

Jon was floating in the air, naturally unaffected.

The corners of Marin's eyes moved slightly, and her figure suddenly became unreal.

Boom boom boom——

The huge rock spur spread nearly a hundred meters.

The surrounding trees suffered.

Diane wiped her face with displeasure and shouted, "Who did it? Don't you dare come out!"

"Well, take a look up." Jon coughed lightly.

Hearing this, Diane looked up.

"Unknown human beings." She made a judgment in her mind.

Then he threw a punch.

"Go to hell for disturbing my sleep!"

This punch was powerful and heavy, mixed with fierce wind.

The blow caused Jon's hair to become messy.

But he didn't hide.

He just faced the huge fist and flicked it slightly.

"Okay! It hurts!"

In an instant, the girl's cry echoed through the forest.

Marlene covered her ears with a slightly helpless expression.

Using magic to strengthen her voice, she said: "Diane, stop making trouble."

"Huh?" Diane heard someone calling her name, and a trace of doubt flashed in her eyes.

After looking around, she saw Marlene and said in surprise: "Marlene! Long time no see."

"Yes." Marlene had a normal business smile on her face: "Diane, Jon is not hostile, he just wants to wake you up."

"Jon?" Diane reacted for a second, looked at the human above her head, and said unhappily: "You guys, there should be many ways to wake people up from their sleep!"

"This is the most effective method." Jon responded calmly.

"It's an effective size. I'm soaked all over, okay!" Because she was an acquaintance of Marlene, Diane did not continue to attack, but she still couldn't help complaining.

She herself is a rare giant, and she cannot wear human clothes at all.

The yellow leather armor she now wears was made by Diane with great difficulty, and there is not even a second one.

"Sneeze!" Diane sneezed and hugged her strong self, "It's so cold."

Jon smiled and summoned a huge fireball.

Diane immediately became happy, "Haha, it's getting warmer!"

On the side, Marlene stared intently at the huge fireball that Jon held up in vain, and said helplessly in her heart: "Silly girl, after all these years, you still have no sense of defense. If this fireball were to hit, even you would have to die half a mile away." Life……"

She shook her head and took the opportunity to explain her purpose.

Diane blinked.

After thinking for a while, he said: "So, the leader asked you to come here to save the current Kingdom of Leonis."

"Yes." Marlene nodded.

Diane asked again: "The fact that the group leader makes such a decision has a lot to do with Elizabeth Leonis?"

Marlene then nodded, "That's right."

"Damn it!" For some reason, Diane suddenly became furious, clenched her fists and shouted, "Damn sneaking cat!"

Unprepared, Jon was knocked back half a meter by the sound.

He dug his ears and said, "I'm going to die. Why are you shouting so loudly?"

Diane seemed unaware, with angry flames burning in her eyes: "You actually secretly hooked up with the leader while I was away! Elizabeth, Leonis, I'm going to kill you!"

It might be said that it is a girl's desire for exclusivity.

Or anything else.

In short, Diane became deeply "jealous" of Elizabeth, whom she had never met.

At this moment, Jon reluctantly interrupted: "Okay, okay, stop talking and come with us."

With a 'swish', Diane turned her head, her eyes locked on Jon.

Jon was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized: "Hey, hey, you won't turn your grievances against others onto me, will you?"

"Even if you are Marlene's friend..." Diane spoke with a straight face and pretended to be fierce.

Marlene also watched the excitement and didn't take it too seriously. She corrected: "Diane, you misunderstood. The guy over there and I are not friends."

not friend?

Then there is nothing to worry about.

Diane's tone was low, "We haven't settled the matter just yet."

"But you can't beat me." Jon said matter-of-factly: "The power of your punch is not as strong as one of my fingers."

"Me! No! No matter!" Diane started to act up.

Jon was right.

She completely took out her jealousy of Elizabeth and her resentment towards Meliodas on a completely unrelated person.

This unlucky guy is a certain Joe who is closest to Diane.

"A small tree will not grow until it is repaired. Do you think no one can cure you?" Jon frowned slightly.

He has never been used to naughty children.

He is also a staunch feminist.

As long as the other party dares to initiate a fair and just duel, Mr. Qiao will definitely go all out!

He was already angry, but was aroused by Jon's words.

Diane immediately lost her mind.

Without the artifact, she had to rely on her hard fists.

Jon wasn't going to delay.

Flashed to Diane.

This ‘in front of’ is in a literal sense.

He was now less than twenty centimeters away from Diane's face, and he could even see the fine hair on the other person's face clearly.

"Look at you, you're a girl, you get into trouble whenever you disagree!" Jon said without stopping.

A perfect slap.

Snapped--

The sound is quite crisp.

"You...you hit me..." Diane covered her face in disbelief, her eyes turning red instantly.

"You wanted to kill me just now. What's wrong if I hit you a little?" Jon's expression remained unchanged.

As he was talking, he slapped him again, "Be honest!"

Diane covered the other side of her face again.

She was angry.

The surrounding earth resonates.

The strength gap between the two sides can be vaguely noticed.

The anger in his heart turned into full of grievance, and he lay on the ground and cried loudly.

"Oh, oh, oh, bully me, you all bully me!"

'You' probably refers to Jon and Meliodas.

Marlene covered her mouth and snickered, looking like she was having fun.

Jon sighed.

After all, he is just a child of several hundred years old.

You can't really ignore it and keep your face cold to the end.

Adhering to the 'PUA principles' and 'in-depth research on Stockholm Syndrome', his tone naturally slowed down and he spoke softly: "Okay, okay, I don't mean any harm, I just want you to calm down."

After a pause, he continued: "Girls, it's okay to protect yourself, but you can't ignore everything. In short, it was my fault for pouring water on you just now. I apologize to you. As an apology, I will give you a few sets. new clothes."

After living for hundreds of years, Diane had never seen such a battle.

It won't be fixed directly.

She stopped her tears and raised her head blankly: "You...you apologize...no, are you not afraid of me?"

Jon asked: "Why should I be afraid of you?"

"Because I'm a giant, I'm so much taller than you." Diane's expression was extremely complicated.

Growing up, she suffered countless looks and difficulties because of her status as a giant.

He even fell into life and death crises several times.

But the man in front of her treated her sincerely like the leader of the group.

"Look carefully, he's quite handsome~" A blush appeared on Diane's face.

The girl is pregnant with spring.

It’s not that you fall in love with someone you meet.

But people who lack love will regard all good things to themselves as life-saving straw.

From an educational point of view, this is called a psychological defect caused by the misfortune of the native family.

But Jon had no idea of ​​driving a big car.

He claims to be a pure lover of warriors, but he has no such thoughts about the giant girl.

Gently stroke Diane's slightly red and swollen face.

The green magic light swept away, and some minor injuries suddenly returned to normal.

Jon said softly: "Follow us obediently. I will buy you some clothes and these gloves. It's in such bad taste. How can a girl wear such tacky equipment?"

"Ah, okay, Jon... Sir Jon..." Diane blushed slightly and whispered.

Seeing that the violent and ferocious giant clan was defeated by Jon in a short time, Marin was stunned.

If you use hard power to persuade.

She didn't say anything.

But the "slap a sweet date", this kind of PUA trick obviously exceeded her expectations.

This caused her to look at Jon strangely.

"What are you looking at?" Jon felt something strange behind him and turned around: "Have you never seen a comforting little girl?"

"But I feel like you are going to..." Marlene was going to make fun of her.

But remembering that Diane was innocent after all, she hurriedly replaced the phrase "comfort her to the bed" with "I became someone's elder brother."

Jon put his hands in his pockets, and the old god spoke: "The famous rich second-generation Mr. Jia once said that women are flesh and blood made of water. Others use one bottle, and Diane uses ten buckets. But in the final analysis, water is water, in my eyes There is no difference."

Marlene:? ? ?

Where is this?

She stared at Jon strangely: "In other words, you are not a person who cares about race. Does that mean that your range of mates ranges from humans, giants to purgatory creatures?"

"Haha." Jon smiled but said nothing.

However, just such an understatement made Marlene's assessment of the danger level of 'Jon Joestar' rise several notches.

Rating: A loving man.

After a small episode.

Diane finally recovered her mood and agreed to go on the road with Jon and the others.

But just took two steps.

Her stomach growled.

"Ah...I'm sorry...because there is really nothing to eat in the forest..." Diane was very embarrassed.

One can imagine how much the giant eats.

The only common food in the White Dream Forest is mushrooms.

In order to reduce her own energy consumption, she sleeps all the time.

To be honest, if she hadn't won over a group of forest elves and mist demons and brought her some blood food like pigs and deer from time to time, she would have been so hungry that her chest would touch her back.

"It's so pitiful, such a good child, he can't even have enough to eat." Jon shook his head and sighed.

Marlene took the opportunity to say: "Diane, don't you know, this Mr. Joestar is a rare celebrity chef. Even I think the dishes he makes are extraordinary."

"Eh?!" Upon hearing this, Diane became even hungrier.

So what else does Jon have to say.

Don't be in a hurry, just eat before you think about anything else.

Make a fire on the spot.

Jon began to prepare the dishes in front of two ladies, one large and one small.

Diane originally thought that due to her body size and the restrictions of the region, this meal would be just a taste.

Unexpectedly, Jon did not follow the routine at all.

But I saw that he first used some kind of space magic and took out many huge ingredients.

certainly.

It was said to be food, but the faint smell coming from above was more like a dead monster!

"Eat as much as you can today to keep yourself satisfied." Jon said to Diane with a smile.

If there is a favorability timer, it is obvious that Diane's favorability towards Jon has increased from 80 to 180.

I would like to ask, which girl who often doesn't have enough to eat can resist the temptation of "controlling fullness"?

Marlene is not very picky about food.

What she cares about is the 'magic' that Jon usually uses.

Whether it is the previous flame magic or the current space magic, they are all advanced spells that can only be performed by high-level magicians.

"The body, magic power, and external assistance (pet) are all flawless." Marlene took a deep breath: "He is indeed the incarnation of "that" will. "

Miss Riddler, you still riddle today.

Back to the barbecue -

The ingredient for Jon's cooking today is a captured level 5 gala crocodile.

The taste of this ferocious beast may be average.

But it's big and substantial.

Definitely a first-class choice for carnivores.

And Jon did not ignore the taste because of the huge body of Galasuchus.

In a series of dazzling operations, three Gala crocodiles were grilled until they were crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.

Seeing this, Diane couldn't help but shed tears of excitement.

finally……

I can have a full meal.

eat!

Eat big!

The giant girl put aside her reserve, hugged the Galara crocodile and began to chew it wildly.

The fragrance attracted the surrounding forest spirits and mist demons.

They are all Diane's men.

Jon is not stingy either, and invites these little things to come over and taste the delicious food together.

so--

When Gil, the highest-level "King Kong" paladin in the kingdom, broke into the Forest of White Dreams.

What I saw was a strange scene of people lying all over the floor with satisfied smiles on their faces.

"Ah this..." Jill was at a loss for a moment.

But thinking of his mission, he still turned cold and fixed his gaze on the man in the center, beside the fire.

"Lord Jon, I finally found you."

In fact, Jon had already noticed it and stretched out his hand to say hello: "Jelsanda, I didn't expect to see you here. Would you like to come over and eat some meat? There is still a lot left."

Jill actually wanted to get closer.

But for his own purpose, his expression remained unchanged, as cold as an iceberg: "I think there is no need for this. Lord Jon, you have been convicted of abducting the princess of the kingdom. Now I will officially arrest you."

"Huh?" Jon deliberately pretended to be stupid, "Abducting the princess of the kingdom? Which princess? Why don't I remember it?"

"There is no use hiding it, Lord Jon." Gil drew his sword: "Let's put this matter aside for now. Just because you colluded with the wanted criminals and former members of the 'Seven Deadly Sins' Knights, you have violated the kingdom's laws. law."

"Who is it?" Jon still pretended to be stupid and deliberately explained: "You misunderstood. The older one and the younger one are all my cousins. The older one is called Ace and the younger one is called Luffy."

Jill:? ? ?

No, last time at the gate of the royal capital, you at least made up a decent female name.

You don’t even have to pretend now, right?

Diane, who was lying down to eat, had long been displeased with the pink-haired girl. She sat cross-legged and clenched her fists loudly: "Hey, if you don't want to get beaten, get out of here!"

Before Jill could reply, Jon frowned: "Have you forgotten what I just told you? Girls need to be elegant."

Diane immediately lowered her head like a little white rabbit: "Yes...I'm sorry, Lord Jon."

Jill:…

I thought it was raining, but it turned out that you were the one who made me speechless.

Can the giants, who are known for their ferocity, be suppressed?

As expected of you, Lord Jon. (End of chapter)