A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

"foul!"

"He used magic!"

"Referee, that guy lost."

Not everyone has enough vision to see the ripple qigong's heels and feet. The moment the golden arc pulsed, the audience was in an uproar.

The referee saw it and was a little unsure.

But the crowd was so excited that he could only step forward and said: "This player, the rules of the fighting competition do not allow the use of magic power."

"This is not magic, this is qigong." Old God Qiaoen answered on the ground.

Escanor even waved his hand: "Don't get in the way here."

"Oh, okay." The referee was eager to moisten it quickly.

After hearing this, he ran away quickly, leaving the ring to the two tough men.

The battle continues.

Escanor stared carefully at the wonderful fluctuations of energy and blood, and began to imitate them unconsciously.

Then as expected it failed.

"It shouldn't be." He muttered to himself, as if he couldn't figure it out.

Jon: "Feel it with your heart."

After saying that, he punched Escanor.

Escanor doesn't dodge.

He watched the fist getting closer and closer to him.

boom--

The moment his body came into contact with that fist, Escanor's skin swayed like 'ripples' in circles like water.

His whole body burned.

In a literal sense...

"Foul!"

"It won't go wrong this time!"

"Referee, let him lose!"

Putting aside the golden arc just now, the current flame is definitely a manifestation of magic power.

The audience started to boo again.

Escanor was wrapped in flames and could no longer hear what others were saying.

He just felt elated.

one word

--Cool!

The referee became embarrassed again.

Just wanted to say something.

Suddenly, Escanor, who was doing himself in the fire, moved.

Jumping tens of meters high.

Jumping into the air, he was as dazzling as the sun!

"Drink!"

Don't you hear a kick that falls from the sky?

Use your own body weight and the gravity of your fall.

Escanor actually used a standard knight kick on Jon.

Determine the position of the two people...

Jon is on the left and Escanor is on the right.

"Quite capable."

Jon smiled, not taking Escanor's attack seriously at all.

But he was seen lying on the ground, supporting his body with his arms, his feet pointing to the sky, and he also kicked from the bottom up in an extremely awkward posture.

"This...it's impossible to win."

In the audience, Diane was simply dumbfounded.

Even a fighting novice would not fight in this way.

But Jon did just that.

Time seems to stand still.

Soon enough, the two macho men's right feet collided.

One is riddled with arcs, and the other is blazing with flames.

boom! ! ! ! !

The arena exploded.

The terrifying air wave once again affected the onlookers.

During the wrestling, Escanor showed a rare expression of disbelief.

He is actually at a disadvantage?

"Ada!"

At this moment, Qiao gained new strength.

Not controlled by gravity.

From the bottom up, the ‘rocket’ takes off!

Escanor didn't understand, how on earth did this guy do it?

Doubts remain doubts. In this pure strength competition, he was kicked firmly by Jon.

Let’s take off~

Escanor rose uncontrollably, and rose, and rose again...

Before my eyes, they all turned into the same stars as Big Big Wolf, and disappeared into the sky in a blink of an eye.

There was a snap.

The victorious Jon landed safely.

A calm expression.

He put his hands in his pockets and pretended to be a master without saying anything.

Everyone was holding their breath and looking up.

After three or four minutes, a black shadow fell from the sky and made a big hole in the ground.

Escanor looked extremely embarrassed.

The armor on his body was all black, and his usually carefully trimmed mustache was even burnt.

"Awesome." He climbed out of the pit and said to Jon sincerely.

Jon: "It's okay."

Escanor twisted his neck: "I was indeed negligent in that moment, but the real battle is just about to begin."

Jon listened and shook his head slightly: "No, I think the battle is over."

Escanor:? ? ?

Looking around, he suddenly realized that his landing point was not on the ring, but on the edge of the ring.

According to the rules, he has lost.

"I agree~" Jon put his palms together.

The next second, he shouted to the referee who was hiding far away: "Hey, is it time to announce the verdict?"

"Ah, it's okay, it's okay." The referee didn't dare to provoke a strong man like Jon, so he trotted over quickly.

He didn't dare to look at the expression on Escanor's face, and announced the final winner of this 'Fighting Conference' almost in a rush.

There were no cheers or applause.

What happened in the blink of an eye was beyond the knowledge of these spectators.

Jon didn't care. He approached Escanor, who couldn't accept it, and patted him on the shoulder: "There will be another chance in the future, let's fight again then."

Escanor clenched his fists tightly and suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, returning to his usual gentle smile: "That's right, let's fight again when the time comes."

It looks harmonious.

But Jon could clearly feel that Escanor was quite dissatisfied.

Too--

Limited by the rules of the arena, the crime of "arrogance" is indeed lost.

But how can there be so many messy rules in a real battle?

Jon didn't want to explain anything.

Nodding slightly, he walked towards Diane and Elizabeth who were cheering.

"Lord Jon is the best, I knew you would win." Diane looked extremely excited, and she no longer felt resentful about losing to Jon at the beginning.

Elizabeth was also full of admiration.

Even Melascula had to put on a longing expression, blend in with the two women, and say something against Jon's will.

"Now I can finally get your hammer back in a legitimate manner." Qiao Wen said to Diane with a smile, occasionally glancing at Melascula with his eyes wandering around.

Sure enough, after the initial trial, Melascula set his main target on Escanor, who was easier to deal with.

It just so happens that frustrated men have the most vulnerable psychological defenses.

She deliberately went to greet Escanor, and was ten thousand times more sincere than before. She sent a love handkerchief to her sin of "arrogance" since she was single since her birth: "Sir Escanor, you really worked hard in the game just now. Come on, wipe your sweat." Bar."

Escanor was depressed.

I was caught off guard by the concern from the local girl, and I couldn't react for a while.

He subconsciously took the handkerchief.

A small handkerchief was placed in his big hand, like a wonton wrapper.

"For me?" Escanor asked again and again, fearing that something embarrassing might happen.

"Of course." Melascuola showed what he thought was the kindest and gentlest smile: "Please allow me to say it again, the game just now was really hard."

Melascula knew it well.

She knows how to handle men very well.

Only a master of tea tasting like Jon could not be affected. How could a gold medal magician like Escanor, who had maintained a pure Yang body for decades, stand this.

In a short period of time, Marlene's image gradually blurred in his mind.

This question is easy to understand

——What you like and what likes you.

Looking back many years later, 'I like you' is still more memorable.

Jon saw Melascula go to talk to Escanor.

He deliberately ignored it.

Anyway, it’s okay...

Experiencing a few failed relationships helps make boys into men.

Compared to the fruitless emotional life of his companions, at this stage, the artifact war hammer is more important.

"Escanor, you stay here with Miss Meimei. Diane and I will go get the hammer back first." After giving the order, Jon took Elizabeth and the others to wet it first and took the initiative to make it for Melascuola. Chance.

The little witch took a look and saw that there was such a good thing?

I couldn't help but feel secretly happy.

Escanor uneasily wiped the ashes from his face with a handkerchief. After a few wipes, the clean and white handkerchief turned black.

He coughed lightly and said, "Sorry, I'll buy you a new one."

Typical straight man speech.

Melascula shook his head, "No need to go to such trouble, Lord Escanor. Without you, I would still be suffering in the clutches of that gambler father."

As she spoke, she lowered her head shyly: "You are my great benefactor."

benefactor……

Hearing this word, Escanor couldn't help but think of a woman who was also his salvation.

"Anyway, thank you." Escanor took a deep breath and spoke deliberately coldly.

At the same time, he repeatedly emphasized in his heart that his feelings for Marlene were unwavering.

Just now...just now he was just carried away by the momentary ambiguity, and the real object of his love in his heart was still Marlene.

That's right, it's Marlene!

"Lord Escanor, do you hate me?" Melascula had some suspicions in her heart when she saw Escanor's resistant look.

There was no one in the way, so how could she let go of such a good opportunity? She took the initiative and took Escanor's arm with both hands.

"If there's anything I did wrong, I can change it."

As his blood surged, Escanor felt his head buzz for a moment, and then he went blank. He rarely had such close contact with others, let alone with women——

"Look carefully, Miss Meimei's face is actually quite attractive. If she freshens up and dresses up properly, no, no, what on earth am I thinking?" Escanor seemed to be under mental control and fell into a serious self-consciousness. confusion.

Melascula was extremely proud.

This big guy is too easy to handle.

All the obstacles that Jon Joestar encountered were returned to Escanor.

According to the current progress, let alone three days, if we find an opportunity tonight, if she provokes him, Escanor will fight for her and Jon Joestar.

The fantasy time is not over yet, Qiao Wen and his gang are back.

Diane carried a hammer nearly as tall as she was on her shoulder.

As soon as he saw Escanor, he couldn't help but show off: "Lord Jon used magic to help me shrink the artifact. Isn't it amazing?"

"Awesome." Escanor was confused and said casually.

Seeing this, Diane was a little dissatisfied.

However, considering that Escanor had just lost to Lord Jon, he might be feeling unhappy, so he lost his will and went to chat with Miss Meimei in a hurry.

Melascula was happy to have a good relationship with this group of people, so he naturally accepted all who came.

Escanor was distraught.

Just like adolescent boys, they deliberately stay away from the crowd and plan to be alone.

Jon saw everything in his eyes and raised the corners of his mouth slightly.

Late at night.

The group of people who had returned to the 'Pig Hat' long ago were still discussing what happened during the day.

Melascuola was a little confused, so she made an excuse and deliberately asked Elizabeth: "As the chef, Sir Jon is the chef, so forget it if you can't see him. Why isn't Sir Escanor here?"

As he said this, he still blamed himself and asked, "Did I offend him?"

"No, no, Lord Escanor... the situation is a bit special, and I can't explain it to you at the moment." Elizabeth didn't know whether to tell Meme, who had just met him, about Escanor's specialness. Miss.

Melascula heard that there was something going on here.

However, to be on the safe side, she did not dwell on the topic, but instead asked to help in the kitchen.

Of course, the little witch's reason is quite good: "I must do something within my ability to repay everyone's kindness."

The kitchen is easy to find.

Without much effort, she saw Jon who was handling ingredients in the kitchen.

Melascula was delighted.

She has mastered a lot of poison-type magic, and since her body is a snake, it would be too easy to poison this group of people without anyone knowing.

"Lord Jon, I'm here to help." Melascula greeted Jon warmly.

When Jon saw that the little witch was coming, he did not show any resistance. Instead, he greeted her warmly: "Okay, okay, it's really helpful. In that case, please help me deal with the large intestine over there."

Hearing this, three big question marks appeared above Melascula's head.

Jon: "Don't be stunned. Large intestine sashimi is my most famous dish. Most people can't taste it. I made it specially for you."

Do you want to eat pancakes?

Melascula was so angry.

The man in front of her always had an unknown magical power that could make her extremely angry in just a few words.

Large intestine sashimi.

This is disgusting, okay? Who would eat this kind of shit!

"I've never done this kind of thing before, I'm not very good at it." In desperation, Melascula had no choice but to make excuses.

Jon's eyes suddenly became sharp: "Isn't that right? Didn't you tell us that in that unfortunate native family, you often had to do menial work, and it was just animal offal? Haven't you ever eaten it before? As far as I know, braised offal suey It should be one of the common people’s favorite meats.”

Melascula panicked.

In the preoccupation with resistance, I forgot about my personality, and accidentally exposed my flaws.

She smiled dryly and deliberately made up for it: "I... our family is too poor to even afford these things."

"It's okay, it's okay. I'll let you eat as much as you want in the future." Jon smiled gently.

Hard.

The fist is hard.

Melascula was filled with resentment.

If looks could kill, Jon Joestar would have been killed countless times by her.

"You can't do it or don't want to do it? Or maybe you're not an ordinary farm girl at all!" Jon seemed suspicious and stared at Melascula.

Melascula was suddenly forced into a position of no retreat.

He gritted his teeth and stamped his feet.

She was about to bite the bullet and deal with the disgusting pile of ingredients.

Just then, a voice sounded at the kitchen door.

"Is Miss Meimei here? I have something to tell you."