A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Before was before.

This is now.

Don't mistake the past for the present.

If you can't afford it, don't play.

When it comes to cooking, just practice more.

Escanor knows this.

So recently, I have been reading the love stories of my predecessors and constantly imitating them in my mind, trying to find the best solution. This one is rich in theoretical knowledge!

He behaved calmly in the face of Melascula's sudden overtures.

Push up the glasses.

But Escano took the snack first, pondered for a moment, and asked softly: "Can I open it and take a look?"

"certainly."

Melascula nodded, a trace of expectation flashing in his eyes.

These snacks were indeed made by her, not to mention the taste. The main reason is that they contain certain magic potions, which act like love potions and can unconsciously increase the favorability of the opposite sex.

Melascula thought about it.

If you want to continue undercover to find out information about Meliodas for the 'Ten Commandments', you must find an entry point.

Escanor, who is powerful but also has obvious weaknesses, is the best choice.

"The day is as good as day, and the night is as wonderful as night. Escanor, the sin of "arrogance," quickly surrenders at my feet! "

Melaschiu's face remained calm, but he was still sneering in his heart.

Escanor was unaware of ‘Miss Meimei’s’ sinister intentions.

He looked at the snacks in the box for a moment, but did not taste them directly. Instead, he turned around and took a bottle of beautifully packaged sparkling wine from the bedside table.

"I'm sorry, I don't know what gift to give in return... This wine is my collection, and I give it to you."

Hearing this, Melascula was dumbfounded.

Give girls drinks.

What do you want to do?

only……

If you don't answer.

Will the favorability that I finally built up before be lost?

"This gift is too expensive, I can't accept it." Melascula waved her hand.

Unexpectedly, Escano was very determined: "You gave me snacks, and I will definitely return the gift. Just accept it. If you don't like it, it doesn't hurt to sell it for money. I'm not boasting, my collection is all Fine wines of this level are priceless outside."

After the Seven Deadly Sins disbanded, Escanor opened his own bar.

Later, Meliodas and Elizabeth came to visit, and he was reluctant to leave his collection behind, so he packed them all into the 'Pig Hat'.

The bottle given to Melascula is considered the best of the best and is difficult to find outside.

Melascula refused.

In fact, she had already been moved.

"Fine wine" and "pure soul" are Melascula's two great hobbies.

The kind that can't be let go.

The soul is food.

Good wine is spiritual food.

Not even one less!

Escanor made a mistake and directly hit the little witch's 'lifeblood'.

I pretended to refuse a few more times.

Melascuola finally couldn't resist and accepted Escanor's wine.

Escanor smiled brightly.

There was some reluctance in his eyes, but also some relief.

Perhaps it was because he had so much theoretical knowledge recently that it had a subtle influence on him.

In front of Melascuola, Escano actually took the initiative to stir up the topic: "This kind of sparkling wine is best drunk after being chilled. Six pieces of pure ice, no more, no less, and add Willow juice, raspberries, lemon and mint will present a wonderful taste, refreshing and exciting without being overpowering. Served with fresh fish fillets and side dishes prepared with rosemary, the taste... is really amazing ”

Melascula:! ! !

I'm usually quite shy.

Why do you become so talkative when talking about wine?

hateful.

I really want to try it!

Escanor looked at the tangled expression on 'Miss Meimei''s face, blinked, and suddenly felt blessed.

He coughed lightly: "Anyway, I have nothing to do now. Do you want to try the special cocktail I just mentioned? Well, although it is not as good as Master Jon's cooking skills, my bartending skills are pretty good."

Melascula's heart pounded.

But her reason is warning her to stay calm and not be fooled by the enemy's tricks.

then--

Melascula suppressed her inner desire and planned to refuse Escanor's kindness.

But when the words came to my mouth, the words 'thank you, but no need' turned into 'ok, I'll bother you then'.

Melascula waited until she realized what she had said.

Escanor had already carried a lot of treasured collections and brought Melascula to the rest area provided by Arthur specifically for the "Seven Deadly Sins".

There is a small bar in the lounge area.

Escanor expertly put on his uniform and apron, stood behind the stage, and that feeling came out all of a sudden.

No matter how timid and inferior a person is, when they encounter a field they are familiar with, they will erupt with a light that is hard to ignore.

"Miss Meimei, please wait a moment."

With that said, he opened the sparkling wine that he had given to Melascula before and started to make it.

Melascula stared blankly.

Unconsciously, I fell into a trance.

At this moment, she finally noticed the charm of Escanor.

It is said that men who work hard are the most handsome.

Melascula looked at the figure who was concentrating on shaking the flagon, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously rose.

But she quickly reacted.

"No, no, what on earth am I thinking? That guy is just someone I'm using, yes, that's it."

I repeatedly warned myself not to get too involved in the drama.

Melascula tried to correct his attitude.

However--

Escanor's special sparkling wine was at her hand.

Melascula's sanity returned to zero.

Gudonggudonggudong——

a glass of wine.

In three seconds, Melaschiola was stunned.

Escano was cleaning the cup when he was suddenly startled and said: "You can't drink it so fast. Although it tastes refreshing, this cup is considered a strong drink."

Melascula was completely addicted to alcohol, and she couldn't control so much. She lied casually, saying that in her previous unfortunate home, sometimes she couldn't hold on any longer, so she would buy some low-quality drinks to numb herself, so she exercised. Alcohol tolerance.

When Escano heard this, he felt even more distressed.

Aroused the protective desire in the heart.

Staring at Melascula, he said seriously: "From now on, 'Pig Hat' will be your home. Even if the leader fires you, I will help you find a new job. In short, those tragic experiences are over. .”

Melascula nodded.

When she became addicted to alcohol, she felt that just one drink was not enough, so she began to ask Escano for wine in various ways.

Escano just thought that 'Miss Meimei' wanted to anesthetize herself so that she could say goodbye to the past completely. Without saying anything else, she started mixing drinks neatly.

When I was young, I didn’t understand why, for the same beans, red beans could be paired with acacia, while mung beans could only be paired with tortoise.

When I grew up, I learned that red beans are bitter and slightly poisonous, while mung beans clear away heat, detoxify and relieve internal heat, so acacia is bitter and tonic.

The more the acacia is cooked, the more bitter it becomes, while the more the tortoise is stewed, the more tonic it becomes.

Acacia is worthless, and a bastard is worth eighty pounds.

The person I like is lovesick.

The right person is a tortoise.

This night, Melascula found his own bastard.

People you like are addictive, and the right person is addictive.

One glass after another of good wine.

The more she looked at Escanor, the more she liked him.

God, how could there be someone so suitable for her in the world.

Just keep this guy.

Wouldn’t it be nice to drink it every day?

If it was too utilitarian before.

So after this night of companionship, Melascula really became interested in Escanor.

It’s not that you can’t afford good wine.

It's more cost-effective to find someone who knows how to mix drinks.

Melascula was drunk and confused, and looked at Escanor with a sense of silly joy.

"Brother, you are so kind~"

This sound made Escanor feel numb.

Although Bai Yueguang, Marin was still worried about her in her heart, she was pushed to the side by her drunken good sister.

Escanor had always had a secret crush on 'Miss Meimei', but he never dared to admit it.

it's good now.

The inner defense line was directly broken through.

Realization dawned on him.

This girl who was accidentally rescued from Basel has occupied the most important position in his heart.

"Miss Meimei..." Escanor felt his mouth and tongue were dry. He wanted to say something, but for a while he couldn't find the topic.

Melascula was completely drunk.

Compared with many strong demons, she is good at magic power, and her physical fitness can only be said to be average. In addition, after drinking countless glasses of strong alcohol, her brain is already dizzy. How can she not expose herself? His true identity can be regarded as a very high level of professionalism.

"Hey, brother, brother Escanor~"

It is said that women who act coquettishly have the best luck.

Escanor, a little boy, has never seen such a battle.

Like every little boy who falls in love for the first time.

Encountering this situation, he was a little excited, but mostly at a loss.

Melascula didn't care about that. He jumped over the bar and hugged Escanor with a flying jump.

Escanor felt like he was tightly wrapped around a big snake, and his bones ached.

"Miss Meimei, you respect yourself, we are not in that kind of relationship, are we?" Escanor, who was puzzled by the amorous feelings, completely forgot about the contents of those love novels, and in desperation, he gave an answer that was very favorable.

Upon hearing this, Melascula became even more powerful.

"I don't care, I will drink the wine you mixed every day from now on!"

Escanor:…

every day?

etc.

Could this be the legendary declaration of marriage proposal?

Could it be.

Are you being proposed to?

No, no.

Miss Meimei just drank too much.

My mind is not clear now.

So everything you say doesn’t count!

Suppressing his turbulent heart, Escanor planned to break away from Melascula's arms first.

Unexpectedly, the other party's power was beyond his imagination.

Struggle repeatedly.

Melascula's arms locked tighter.

"I can't breathe...Miss Meimei, please let go..." Escanor said with a red face, not sure whether he was holding it in or out of embarrassment.

"You are my prey. You want me to let go and dream!" Melascula's attitude was very strong.

Escanor is a complete weakling at night. He is really unresponsive to the sky and the earth.

Melascula, who was drunk and crazy, refused to give up.

Escanor was literally suffocating.

At the critical moment, the savior came.

But Jon yawned and walked into the lounge, and saw Escanor and Melascula entangled together.

"Sorry to bother you." Qiao turned around and left without saying a word.

Escanor became anxious and used the last bit of strength in his body to shout: "Wait a moment, Teacher Jon, help...help me..."

Jon turned back, "Are you sure you need my help in this situation? As the saying goes, life is like Rip, you can't resist, just enjoy it head-on."

Where is this going?

If I don't let go of this girl's hand, I won't be able to see the sun tomorrow morning!

Escanor stared at Jon anxiously.

Jon shrugged, "Okay, okay, it's up to you."

After he finished speaking, he lightly snapped his fingers.

An invisible wave of air erupted between Escanor and Melascula, forcibly separating the two.

Melascula was quite dissatisfied.

But none of them could stand still and fell down.

Little stars appeared in his eyes, and after a moment, he fell asleep with a silly smile.

Escanor, who was finally able to breathe easily, gasped for air.

Seeing this, he quickly went to help.

Jon put his hands in his pockets: "How much did you drink? Forget it, I'm not very curious. Anyway, you should send her back to your room first. It's not good for her to wander outside in this state."

"Okay, okay." Escanor was also afraid that Melascula would make some trouble again, so he agreed immediately.

"Are you okay?" Jon looked a little worried and asked solemnly.

Escanor only understood the superficial meaning and scratched the back of his head with some embarrassment: "It should be fine. After all, Teacher Jon and I have learned the ripple qigong, which can increase your strength in a short period of time. You were almost suffocated just now." , I can’t even use the breathing method, so... But it’s fine now, I will send Miss Meimei back safely.”

"If you say yes, then it's okay. Don't forget to keep the rhythm of your breathing. I can give you a push at the critical moment." Jon asked patiently.

It's just that when hearing these words, Escanor always had an indescribable strange feeling.

Without thinking much, he lifted up the sleeping Melascula and staggered outside.

It wasn't until the two people's backs disappeared that Jon returned his gaze, and an imperceptible smirk appeared on the corner of his mouth.

He didn't say anything, but went straight to the back of the bar, took out ice cubes and a clean wine glass, and poured himself a glass of good wine.

After taking a few sips, he took out a small bottle of tightly packed potion from his arms.

If Melascuola were still standing here sober, he would definitely recognize this bottle as the ‘extra flavoring’ added to Escanor’s biscuits.

"Treat others in their own way, Miss Meimei, don't blame me."

This potion is carefully formulated and has amazing effects.

Adding a small drop can cause the target's favorability to rise sharply.

Jon shook the bottle. The bottle was originally full of potion, but now only a little bit was left.

It was easy for him to add something to Melascula's wine after a while.

"Enjoy it." Jon picked up the wine glass and saluted Escanor from a distance.

the other side.

Escanor sent Melascula back to her room.

As expected, I got caught up again.

This time it was even more extreme.

In the lounge before, I used my arms at most.

And now?

Escanor was tightly entangled by a black substance that appeared from nowhere and was tied into a large font.

Until this moment, he didn't think there was something wrong with 'Miss Meimei'. Instead, he thought he was being attacked by the Demon Clan.

Melascuola, who had woken up at some point, approached Escanor with a smile, and her eyes had turned into the shape of love hearts. (End of chapter)