A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

"Don't play dumb."

"Hand over the Poke Ball in your hand!"

"That's it, meow~"

Jon's heart didn't waver at all, and he even wanted to laugh a little.

Although they didn't meet any 'silly thing', the Rocket trio were protagonists in a different sense.

"So—" he said, "I'm having a robbery?"

Kojiro scratched his head: "Hey, don't say it so harshly, we just want the Pokémon in your hand."

Musashi was furious and hit Kojiro on the head: "Why are you so ashamed! This is the job of our Rockets!"

Miaomiao was still able to see the situation clearly: "Speaking of which, the guy over there is a bit unlucky. Although he jumped out on impulse in search of performance, can we really beat the opponent?"

The words fell, and the atmosphere fell into an unspeakable silence.

After calming down, the trio suddenly realized that the chosen target of the robbery seemed not to be a sidekick like the boy in shorts or the bug-catching boy, but someone who looked very difficult to mess with... uh, the man in black.

etc.

All in black.

Could it be that he was a gangster on the street?

"A bit stupid, but not stupid enough." Jon weighed the elf ball in his hand and summoned the Bibi bird and green caterpillar that were about to be released.

"Haha, what kind of weakling Pokémon is that?"

"That's it, it's just Bobo and the green caterpillar."

"I was really shocked just now, meow~"

Pokémon such as Housebird and Housebug are not very effective in combat and are rarely used by Team Rocket. They would rather use Rattata than Pidgeot Birds and Green Caterpillars.

The trio suddenly felt relieved.

"Hmph, it's unlucky for you to meet us. Come out, Abo Snake!"

"And you, gas bomb!"

"I'll fight too, nya~"

No matter how small the mosquito legs are, they are still meat.

Although the Pokémon in Jon's hand was not very good, the trio decided to complete their job and grab it.

"If I am not mistaken, that was a declaration of war. Very good. In this case, there is nothing to worry about." Jon told the confused Bibi Bird and Green Caterpillar: "Don't move around here. Just applaud appropriately.”

"Bibi?"

"Caterpillar Caterpillar?"

Nidoran is still recovering from his injuries in the elf ball, so Joe can only go into battle in person for the first time in a long time.

Don't tell me.

Just being 1.95 meters tall and punching him there was more oppressive than any other Pokémon.

Musashi and others couldn't help but become nervous.

This plot is going...

It's different from what I imagined.

Normally, shouldn't it be that after Abel Snake, Gas Bomb and Meow Meow chopped up the melons and vegetables, they took care of the Bibi Birds and Green Caterpillars, then arrogantly snatched the Poké Balls and then increased their performance by 1?

How do you feel now that the danger is on your side?

"Qiao Qiao, the 4396th generation descendant of Xia Shi Bada Flow Fighting Technique, enter!"

Fighting skills...

Not good. Hey.

The trio was extremely nervous.

But the arrow was on the string and had to be fired.

Musashi bravely ordered: "Abo snake, tie it up tightly!"

Kojiro also said: "Gas bomb, fog!"

And Miaomiao, who just said nice things, didn't dare to show his claws when faced with Jon, who was stronger than Kentaro.

"Mu Da Mu Da!" As soon as he opened his mouth, he knew that Qiao was an old villain.

His body was like lightning, breaking through the 'fog' of the gas bomb in an instant.

Of course, Arbor Snake failed.

When he turned around, he saw that the enemy was already at the trainer's side.

"You are arrogant, red-haired lady." Jon stood in front of Musashi and stared at him condescendingly.

Musashi's legs weakened and he collapsed directly on the ground: "Xiao...Xiaojiro...help me..."

"Damn it, what are you going to do to Musashi?"

Even though Kojiro is always bullied by Musashi, he is still very reliable at critical moments.

Fighting back the fear in his heart, he punched Jon on the waist.

boom.

HP-0

Our side failed to penetrate the enemy's armor.

Kojiro's expression suddenly froze on his face.

He looked up.

Just like when Aqua looked at the frog, she showed a dumb smile: "Look carefully, you are indeed not an opponent I can defeat~"

"How dare you launch a fierce attack on the location of my kidneys? You are very brave, blue-haired little brother!" Jon deliberately showed a ferocious smile, and his appearance was comparable to that of Yujiro, the strongest Vanma star.

Kojiro, who was only one word different from Yujiro, frightened the "female" in his heart and shouted: "Ya...Ya Zhidie!"

Jon turned around and hugged Kojiro, lifting him above his head.

Kojiro said "Ah" and immediately lost consciousness.

"Musashi, Kojiro, damn it, eat my claw!" Meow meow hunched over and rushed towards me.

Unexpectedly, Jon only used one hand to hold Ojiro above his head, and directly grabbed Meowth with the other hand.

Meow Meow: "Meow Meow?"

He didn't believe in evil and started grabbing randomly.

HP-0

HP-0

HP-0

All right.

It seems that cat claws are not very useful either.

"A talking cat, what a novelty." Jon said with interest: "Little one, come and be my son... I'm sorry to interfere, but come and be my Pokémon."

"No, Meow!" Seeing that the man in black in front of him seemed to have the idea of ​​subduing himself, Meow's resistance became even more intense.

But it's a pity.

The more he resisted, the more excited he became.

Throwing Kojiro towards Musashi, Jon got his hands stuck under Mew's armpits.

Little thing, furry.

It feels really good.

He suddenly began to understand why Sakaki kept a cat boss on hand.

"No, I don't want it! Meow! Help!" Meow struggled hard.

Old God Qiaoen said: "While robbing, you must be aware of being robbed. Don't you understand such a simple truth?"

Understand?

How to understand?

The three people who usually bully all have good qualities such as being gentle, courteous, thrifty and so on.

How have I ever encountered a guy like Jon whose style of painting is obviously inconsistent with his worldview?

Jon picked up the skin behind Meowth's neck and took out a new Poké Ball from his pocket.

"Musashi, Kojiro, save me, meow! I'm about to be forcibly subdued!" Meow's eyes were filled with tears. She looked like a big girl being bullied by a bully.

"You yell, you yell, it's just Team Rocket, no one will stand up for you." Jon Jiejie smiled strangely.

Miao Miao suddenly felt very regretful.

It would be nice if I didn't join Team Rocket...

"Stop, let go of that, uh, let go of that meow?"

Suddenly, a voice came into everyone's ears.

Looking around, he saw a kid wearing a baseball cap and carrying Pikachu on his shoulders standing in the distance with a righteous look on his face. He was a little dazed, as if he couldn't believe what he was seeing.

I thought it was Team Rocket causing sabotage.

But taking a closer look, something doesn't seem right.

"Little devil! Help! Someone is trying to snatch our meow!" Musashi didn't know what she was thinking. Maybe it was the last straw before drowning. She asked Xiaozhi for help.

Ash and Pikachu looked at each other.

what's the situation?

Normally, shouldn't it be the Rockets who are robbing others?

Why did he get robbed when he arrived in Changqing City?

Xiaozhi had met the Rocket trio several times before on Route 1. Of course, the process was not pleasant. This also made the super sincere people who had just left home know that Team Rocket is an evil organization that steals other people's Pokémon.

but.

Evil organizations are evil.

Realizing others is being realized instead?

This world is really crazy.

"Brother, do you want to be the best? Is it possible that you are in the same group as them?" Jon smiled and just carried Meowth: "These people just wanted to steal my Pokémon. I Just treat them the way they treat others, right?"

Ah this...

Xiaozhi didn't know what to say.

Scratching his head, he held it in for a long time before saying: "You can leave them to Miss Junsha. What's the difference between you and Team Rocket?"

"The difference is that I never miss." Jon shrugged, "Since you are not with them, just stay away. You have no role to speak here."

"No!" Xiaozhi became stubborn.

At this time, a girl wearing cool clothes with an oblique whip chased me: "Hey, where are you going? You haven't paid for my bicycle yet."

Xiaozhi and Xiaoxia, the bad relationship created by a bicycle.

Seeing the situation in front of her, Xiaoxia was also confused and asked blankly: "Team Rocket was robbed?"

"I was resisting normally and trying to get some trophies after the battle." Jon looked at Xiaoxia.

In a sense, this girl can be regarded as my childhood goddess.

Take a closer look.

Um.

She looks really beautiful.

"Xiaoxia, the situation is like this..." Xiaozhi briefly explained the current situation.

Xiaoxia was also embarrassed.

Will Team Xindao Rockets ever overturn?

Well deserved.

"Sir, I still insist on my idea. Team Rocket has its own police to deal with it. Your behavior is no different from Team Rocket." Xiaozhi tilted his hat, "If you still insist, come with me. Let’s have a Pokémon battle. If I win, you have to give up the idea of ​​subduing Meowth and hand them over to the police.”

In the world of poker players, playing cards can solve all problems, reverse the future, and save the world.

In the world of Pokémon, battles can resolve all disputes.

I can't speak to you.

But my Pikachu can beat you!

Jon smiled and looked back at Bibi Bird and Green Caterpillar, feeling that neither of them was suitable for the battle.

Considering that Nidoran has not recovered yet.

He lifted Meow Meow up and said, "Let's discuss it. Listen to my command and fight. If you win, I'll let you go. If you lose, I'll go out in person to deal with the kid and Pikachu over there, and then subdue you who can only talk." Meow as a pet.”

Meow: "I...I will work hard, Meow..."

very scary.

This guy is so scary!

Even if I become a pet, I also want to be Boss Sakaki’s pet, nya.

This kind of violent man in black of unknown origin, duck!

"Then, I'll send Meowth here." Jon threw Meowth forward.

When it comes to his future destiny, Miao Miao is extremely focused.

"Meow?" Xiaozhi didn't expect such an operation.

But the battle has already begun, and he is too lazy to think so much. He points forward with his little hand: "Pikachu, let's correct the wrong idea, electric shock!"

"Pika Pika, Chu!"

Because he is still in the novice stage, Pi Shen has not even learned the signature 'One Hundred Thousand Volts', so he can only use 'Electric Shock' during the battle.

Meowth on Jon's side is even worse, because all his talents are used to learn human speech. He only has one skill, which is 'catch', and the derivative 'random grab'. When pressed, he can open his mouth and bite people. However, like Nidoran's impact, it is not considered a skill, but a simple action.

Back to the battle——

Facing Pikachu's 'electric shock', Meowth quickly jumped to the side without even using Jon's command.

joke.

This is a battle that will determine your future.

You could lose before, but you cannot lose today.

"Meow meow, use 'scratch'."

"I know, Meow~" Meow's self-confidence also increased because he had dodged the electric shock just now.

Quickly rushing to Pikachu's side, he extended his claws.

Electric mice are eating me at random.

"Pickup!"

Pikachu was attacked and suffered considerable damage.

Xiaozhi was anxious.

Meow meow is really difficult to deal with today.

But he still had confidence in his Pikachu: "Pikachu, hold on, use its tail to fight back."

Not 'Iron Tail', but the prototype of 'Iron Tail', it is the result of the joint efforts of Xiaozhi and Pikachu these days.

Jon's eyes were sharp and his mouth was quick: "Meow, meow, right now, grab forward with all your strength!"

If you want to use your tail to attack, you must have a turning movement. It would be fine if you just follow the trend. But someone like Xiaozhi who has already been hurt but still attacks with his tail is simply exposing his weakness.

As if by instinct, Meow Meow stretched out her cat paw and scratched forward.

boom!

Hit the mark.

Pikachu flew out directly.

After falling to the ground, he struggled to stand up, but his vision was still black and he spun around in a circle.

"Do...I did it, meow! I did it, meow!"

When they were with Kojiro and Musashi before, Meowth and Pikachu were not bullied.

Unexpectedly, he actually defeated Pikachu just because he had an extra trainer.

Although there is a lucky bonus effect.

But luck is also part of strength, isn't it?

"Meow! Meow! I succeeded, meow!"

Because he was so excited, Meowth pounced directly on Jon.

It wasn't until he was stroked several times that he suddenly reacted.

Not far away, Musashi and the awakened Kojiro had complicated eyes...

"Damn it, I lost." Xiaozhi was a little unwilling.

The righteous self actually loses the battle.

How can I have the face to persuade others like this?

Satisfied, Jon took the opportunity to stroke Meow Meow a few more times, then pretended to be cold and pressed the brim of his hat: "What a boring battle, little brother, you still have a hundred years left to educate me."

Xiaozhi remained silent and clenched his fists very hard.

Jon put down the meow, released the bird and the green caterpillar in front of everyone, and then turned around: "Hate yourself for being weak. Goodbye. I'll see you again."

Um.

These lines, this aura.

It's very similar to the mid-length BOSS in the anime.

Meow Meow looked at Jon's retreating figure, feeling a little disappointed.

Obviously freedom has been restored.

But why is my heart so empty?

"No, you can't change into that person's shape in your heart, meow~" Meow shook his head vigorously, trying to recall his original intention: "You want to replace the cat boss and become BOSS Sakaki's pet, meow, you can't be weirded out The man in black kidnapped him!" (End of Chapter)