A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

"Stakes."

Jon gently applauded the returning Shui Wutong: "You really can't tell a person by his appearance."

Shui Wutong was stunned for a moment and responded awkwardly: "No, it's just good luck."

"Luck? Uncle, your megalodon looks very fierce. This cannot be determined by luck. It must have gone through many arduous battles."

Hearing this, Shui Wutong's heart tightened.

With a calm expression on his face, he smiled dryly and said: "Fighting doesn't count, but it's not safe to go fishing at sea."

Xiaoyao listened vaguely, but felt that the atmosphere between the two was a bit strange.

But she didn't think much about it.

Not long after, it was her turn to appear.

After saying hello to Li Zhuangji, Yaomei adjusted her condition and walked out of the preparation room with confidence.

Sister Ibrahimovic stared intently at the performance of the strong chicken on the big screen.

Jon, however, had nothing to say and kept harassing Shui Wutong.

"Uncle, what's your name? How good is it? Ah...this name is really good."

"How many people are in the family?"

"How old is the child?"

"What? No kids!"

"Older single male, right?"

"Okay, okay, I happen to know some high-quality human women, commonly known as middle-aged fairies. Would you like to introduce them to you?"

"Don't be shy. Although this is the first time we've met, for some reason, I feel like you hit it off right away. Marriage and other important matters will be taken care of by me."

Shui Wutong:......

BB machine, you are!

Suppressing the anger in his heart, he implemented the setting of an honest fisherman. When he didn't want to speak or answer, he just laughed to cover it up.

He swore to the sea that fifteen minutes had never felt so long.

relatively.

Jon's handsome face became even more hateful in Shui Wutong's eyes.

"babble!"

Suddenly, sister Ibrahimovic called out, welcoming Xiaoyao's return.

Strong Chicken performed very well and used the 'Spark' move impeccably, so he naturally received full marks.

Jon stood up and applauded Yao Mei.

The poor boss of the water fleet finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Staring at Jon's back, an imperceptible fierceness flashed in his eyes.

"Let me let you be proud for a while, and I will catch you off guard in the second round of the gorgeous battle!"

The gorgeous contest also has a battle segment.

The main focus of the battle is novel and beautiful.

That is the visual sense.

And Shui Wutong's plan is to wait until Jon and he are assigned to a group (the Shui Fleet Group has secretly controlled the backstage), to swoop in and kill Qiao Qiao on the spot!

"No one can stop the rise of the ocean!"

Shui Wutong's eyes traveled through time, as if he saw infinite sea water spurting out from under the blue giant beast.

At that time, the world will definitely become a better place...

"Uncle Level? Hey, what are you thinking about? Let's continue the topic."

Just as he was fantasizing, he was caught off guard and stretched out a hand in front of Shui Wutong.

Turning his head to look, Jon had a smile on his face: "Yes, it's me~"

Shui Wutong:......

Damn brat.

hateful! exasperating! hateful!

"Uncle, don't be so cold. You can't gain happiness by rejecting blindly." Jon said seriously: "I'm not telling you, you are already old. If you don't seize the tail of love, you will have no chance." La!"

Shui Wutong devoted his life to finding Kyogre and expanding the ocean area, so he had no time to fall in love. Seeing Jon keep mentioning this matter, he felt disgusted in his heart.

Specifically, it can be imagined that older young people go home during the New Year and are urged to get married by relatives who are beyond their reach.

As we all know, adolescent girls love the topic of love the most.

Originally, Xiaoyao was just quietly listening to the conversation between Qiaoen and Shui Wutong. Who would have thought that the two of them were chatting so animatedly that he suddenly became energetic: "I...I also know a lot of nice aunts. They I am still unmarried, and I am devoted to the career of Pokémon cultivation... Do you want me to introduce you to Mr. Level?"

Shui Wutong:! ! !

enough.

His face was livid, and he really wanted to give these two ignorant brats a good look.

Seeing that the provocation was over, Qiaoen's expression straightened: "Xiaoyao, maybe we were too abrupt."

Shui Wutong:? ? ?

this.

Why did you suddenly change your temper?

"Mr. Level may have his own difficulties. Well, the young fisherman accidentally rescued the noble lady who was in a shipwreck while he was fishing at sea. The two hit it off and fell in love in their daily life. But the good times did not last long and soon they fell in love. , the family of the noble lady came to the door and ordered the noble lady to sever the relationship with the fisherman and marry another young master from a wealthy family..."

The beautiful and tragic love story slowly unfolded from Jon's mouth.

The preparation room was getting quieter and quieter.

Except for the contestants who had to appear, the rest were immersed in the sad atmosphere of a poor boy and a rich girl unable to fall in love.

The more emotional ones, like Xiaoyao, and several other girls cried.

Even the person involved, Shui Wutong, was stunned for a while.

There were even questions like, ‘Did this really happen? ’ idea.

"...Finally, the heart of the ocean, which symbolizes pure love, sank into the water, and together with the beautiful noble lady, slept forever and ever in the sea that the fisherman loved most. And the kind-hearted fisherman also vowed to seal his heart and love. , because he has already experienced the most beautiful and purest thing in the world - love."

As the last word came out of Jon's mouth, the atmosphere in the preparation room could no longer be suppressed.

Xiaoyao cried so hard: "I'm sorry, Mr. Level, I don't know, wuwu, I don't know you, wuwuwu."

Shui Wutong's expression was extremely complicated.

Meet those looks of sympathy, admiration, and distress.

The phrase 'I didn't, it's not me, don't talk nonsense' can't be said no matter what.

"You are so pure and loving." Jon closed his eyes and patted Shui Wutong on the shoulder: "Uncle, there are not many people I admire, and you are one of them."

Shui Wutong:? ? ?

What the hell.

You even believe the story you made up, right?

Shui Wutong felt like there were ten thousand black horses holding wheat straws in their mouths swimming through his heart. He must say this sentence "horse wheat".

But before he could speak, Jon suddenly opened his eyes and punched Shui Wutong in the face.

"But! Will Miss Shaka really be happy if you do this?!"

The force of this punch was not light, coupled with the suddenness of it, it knocked Shui Wutong blind.

‘Miss Shaka’

Who?

"Uncle! What Miss Shaka wants to see cannot be you living a dejected life." Jon pulled Shui Wutong's collar: "She wants you to be happy more, doesn't she! Go and find true happiness. , go find the person who can make you feel happy!"

Shui Wutong couldn't recover for a long time.

What? What? What?

What on earth are you talking about!

Xiaoyao and other players also chimed in.

"That is to say, let go of the past and embrace the future."

"Mr. Level, people are born lonely, but they cannot be lonely forever. Miss Shaka must also hope that you will have children and grandchildren and find someone who can love you on her behalf."

"My neighbor's aunt is a widow. She is thirty-eight years old, fair and beautiful, and owns eight properties..."

"What is that? Do you think I can do it? Mr. Level deserves better. Let our aunt leave it to me."

Shui Wutong:! ! !

crazy.

These people are crazy!

certainly.

There must be some credit to someone from Joe.

Billions of emotions, coupled with his own eloquence and ability to tell stories, created the current situation.

Shui Wutong really couldn't stay any longer.

He kept a fake smile and found an excuse to leave the preparation room.

When he came outside, he let out a long sigh of relief.

At the same time, he couldn't help but think in his heart, trying to find relevant information about 'Shaga' in his memory.

After repeatedly confirming that he did not know Miss Shaka, Shui Wutong covered his face and gritted his teeth: "Damn you kid, how dare you tease me!"

At this time, a staff member wearing a headset spotted Shui Wutong.

He came over quietly and lowered his voice: "Boss, what happened?"

Seeing that it was his own person, Shui Wutong asked softly: "Nothing, has the order of battle been arranged?"

"Don't worry, boss. You and that Qiaoqiao are in the last group. That's the time to relax. It's the best time to take action and kill the opponent by surprise."

Shui Wutong nodded.

Turning around and looking at the door of the preparation room, he clenched his fists tightly: "Humph! I'll let you be proud for a while longer!"

…

…

"Li Zhuang Chicken, Li Zhuang Chicken's two consecutive kicks! Clean and neat, it directly shocked the walking grass."

"Hey, I'll probably deduct a lot of points this time."

"As expected, the judges deducted points one after another. Lu Cao's good performance before could not survive until the end."

"The gorgeous battle is over, and the final result... Walking Grass got 5 points, while Strong Chicken got a high score of 8.2 points!"

Xiaoyao jumped up excitedly, waving around him with strength.

The strong chicken raised its wings, showing unparalleled confidence.

9+8.2. In previous gorgeous competitions, such a score would definitely win the championship.

"Hey!" Backstage, sister Ibrahimovic snorted coldly.

When Jon saw it, he knelt down and touched her furry little head.

After thinking for a while, he said: "Listen to my command later, remember."

"Eh." Sister Ibrahimovic nodded obediently.

Greed is greed, laziness is laziness.

When it comes to being obedient, you still have to be obedient.

Jon smiled, a twinkle in his eye.

Time passed little by little.

finally.

It’s the last gorgeous showdown of this gorgeous contest.

Megalodon (horizontal) VS Ibrahimovic (Jojo)

"The final showdown! The powerful Megalodon and the cute Eevee!"

Along with the voice of commentary, Jon and Ibrahimovic walked onto the stage amidst the cheers of Yaomei.

On the other side, Shui Wutong jumped up from nowhere, accompanied by a megalodon that was not easy to mess with.

"shark!"

The megalodon's huge eyes were fixed on Ibrahimovic.

Ibrahimovic became nervous instinctively and trembled a few times.

"The 'Intimidation' trait was activated, and Ibrahimovic had a bad start and suffered some effects... The judges did not let this go, and deducted 0.2 points. Ibrahimovic had a bad start."

"It's okay, don't be afraid, just follow my command." Jon comforted softly.

Ibrahimovic quickly regained his energy and faced the Megalodon with great energy.

Shui Wutong was so excited.

To be honest, he hadn't been this excited in a long time.

"Qiaoqiao, you should never provoke the water fleet, hinder the rise of the sea, and you shouldn't... tease me!"

Thinking of this, Shui Wutong no longer wanted to act, and said coldly: "Megalodon, bite!"

After receiving the trainer's order, the megalodon opened its huge mouth and quickly swam towards Ibrahimovic's sister.

With such a fierce offensive, the audience felt that something was wrong.

But ‘bite’ is also a move, and there is no rule against using it in the Gorgeous Competition.

It's too late, it's fast.

Jon put his hands in his pockets and decisively ordered: "Hold."

In this home, you can have no job, but you can't help but 'keep it'.

Just like an instinctive reaction, a wall of light appeared in front of Sister Ibrahimovic.

With a bang, he blocked the rapidly attacking megalodon.

And because of the characteristics of the light wall, the entire Megalodon fish seemed to have hit the transparent glass, which was like an exaggerated effect in a cartoon.

"Wonderful! Wise! The Megalodon will deduct a lot of points now... 1 point! The judges deducted one point from the Megalodon, and Ibrahimovic has the advantage!"

Shui Wutong secretly hated it.

Deduction of points or not has nothing to do with him.

He just wants Qiao Qiao's life!

"Megalodon, bite it to pieces!"

After hearing this, the megalodon opened and closed its mouth up and down, directly shattering the wall of light that had lost its effect.

At this moment, the distance between Ibrahimovic and the Megalodon was less than two meters.

But Sister Ibrahimovic is not afraid.

She just doesn't like fighting.

It’s not like he doesn’t know how to fight.

My body and mind were on alert, and the trainer's command was just right: "High-speed star."

"Aww."

Sister Ibrahimovic gathered enough strength to condense many star-like energies out of thin air.

Boo hoo hoo——

Ambilight, really beautiful.

The megalodon had no way to avoid it, and was beaten back again and again.

"Ibrahimovic's high-speed stars are so gorgeous and beautiful."

Shui Wutong was a little dumbfounded.

Was it because he wasn't fierce enough?

Why are you still immersed in the gorgeous battle and unable to extricate yourself?

"Move at high speed!"

He still doesn't believe it.

Merely Ibrahimovic, who can resist his ace megalodon!

Jon smiled: "Are you buffed? Then we will be buffed too. Eevee-chan, encourage yourself."

As he spoke, many orange and orange lights emerged from Ibrahimovic's body.

Compared to the phantom of the megalodon, it looks much better.

In the audience, the judges were very conscientious and deducted some points from the Megalodon.

"Ah! I'm so annoyed!" Shui Wutong gritted his teeth angrily.

Here's me, the Shark Man.

What are you doing?

After completing the speed enhancement, he raised his voice: "Kill him, Megalodon, the water flow breaks!"

'shark! ’

The megalodon suddenly jumped up, its tail bringing up violent blue water.

Sister Ibrahimovic is waiting attentively.

She also completed strengthening and was ready to attack.

"Substitute, pick up the lightning and flash."

'babble! ’

The trainer's voice is always so reassuring.

With a flicker of her body, she transformed into a substitute on the spot and was immune to the impact of the 'water rupture'. Immediately afterwards, Sister Ibrahimovic, carrying orange and orange lights all over her body, slammed into the giant tooth shark.

Use small things to make big things happen.

The visual effects are full!

Just one hit.

Then you can decide the final result of the gorgeous showdown.

The judges all turned on their lights and judged Ibrahimovic to be the final winner.

But the red-eyed Shui Wutong could not care so much, and shouted angrily: "Megalodon, get up and kill that Eevee!"

As he spoke, he threw four or five elf balls one after another.

The corners of Jon's mouth raised slightly: "If that's the case, then I won't pretend anymore." (End of Chapter)