A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure
Chapter 890 As an inspector, it is normal to have a recorder
Jon held his forehead.
He could see clearly after removing the disguise.
The guys opposite him looked familiar indeed.
The two people talking
——Armato and Kosaburo.
They can almost be regarded as the superior substitutes of Musashi and Kojiro.
Armado, tall with blond hair.
Kosaburo, with a green head and a confident look.
At first glance, I thought they were Zoro and Sanji.
If there was another guy wearing a straw hat, they could go to the comic exhibition.
"So?" Jon asked, "What are you going to do, Team Rocket?"
Armado and Kojiro did not answer, but performed on their own.
"Damn it, I didn't expect the operation to fail."
"But don't think you can catch us like this!"
"Double-shot gas! Use smoke spray."
"Goodbye, lackeys of the alliance!"
It must be said that the members of Team Rocket have some funny genes.
After speaking their lines like a crosstalk, Armado and Kosaburo planned to run away.
Of the thirty-six strategies, running away is the best strategy.
Goodbye.
However, just as the Double-Bomb Gas began to spray smoke, it was interrupted by the Dancing Swan's Blowing Move.
Fenglu gritted his teeth: "You want to run away after destroying my partner? You wish!"
Amado, Kosaburo, and those smug Team Rocket members froze.
Jon smiled and waved as if meeting old friends: "Hello, I didn't expect to meet you so soon."
Amado's expression was stiff.
However, Xiao Sanlang took advantage of the situation and said with a smile: "Inspector, I was just joking with you. Don't take it seriously."
"Joke? You call me a lackey. I think you feel great when you curse." Jon touched his smooth chin: "Insulting the inspector, uh, an inspector of my level. In addition, you destroyed private property. The most important thing is that you openly joined the Rocket Team to be arrested by the Alliance. With this series of crimes, you will probably spend the next 20 years in prison."
Xiao Sanlang: ...
Fast forward to the iron door, iron window, and iron chain?
Picking up soap and so on, dah!
Amado finally came back to his senses and said with all his strength: "Hey, hey, hey, don't frame good people randomly. We are not the Rocket Team, and we didn't destroy any private property."
Ah, right, right.
We are not the Rocket Team.
Just ordinary passers-by.
Airplanes and so on are none of our business.
In short, it's over if you stick to your guns.
The inspectors of the alliance are all reasonable and good people. In the absence of evidence, the guilt can be minimized.
"No way, there is such an operation?" Xi Jiana could not bear it any longer.
Should we say that this group of people are naive or innocent?
How can a good villain organization be like a children's animation?
It's really funny.
Jon waved his hand, signaling Shanniu not to worry.
He calmly opened his ID and gently clicked the button on it.
The next second, a classic self-introduction sounded.
"Armato."
"Kosaburo."
"We are the Rocket Team traveling through the universe."
"Pink, pink tomorrow is waiting for us!"
Armado was speechless.
Jon pretended not to see the expression on the other side and played it again tirelessly.
"We are the Rocket Team traveling through the universe."
"Pink, pink tomorrow is waiting for us!"
Armado was broken.
No.
Whose good man wears a recorder on his chest all day long!
Jon: Never mind, it's for work.
He looked at this, then looked at that, and said in a tone that deserved a beating: "Pink, peach-colored tomorrow is waiting for us~"
Fenglu knew she shouldn't do that, but she still laughed.
Idols are so funny.
I love them.
Xijiana also wanted to laugh.
But in order to stabilize her image, she just crossed her arms and pretended to be cold.
Yamato and Kosaburo looked at each other.
They didn't dare to look back at all.
To avoid meeting the complaining eyes of their subordinates.
Damn it.
Damn it!
He got carried away for a while and actually lost his vest.
Cunning inspector!
He saw that he couldn't fool around no matter what.
Armado snorted coldly: "In the final analysis, it was the fault of the intelligence department... Forget it, since we have been caught, we admit defeat."
"Okay, okay, I've been waiting for you to say this." Jon smiled, his smile was extremely bright: "Tell me about your plan. Or, tell me where Sakaki is?"
"Humph! Daydreaming!" Armado was very tough: "Want us to betray the boss? Don't even think about it!"
Kosaburo and other Rocket team members had similar expressions.
Heads can be cut off, blood can be shed.
I would rather die than betray the Rocket team.
Loyalty! Sincerity! Smecta.
"Oh, they are still some hard bones." Jon seemed to have a headache, and deliberately asked Xi Jiana: "What should we do? Torture?"
Xi Jiana saw through Jon's plan at a glance, and said coldly: "It's okay, wait until we use all our eighteen tortures, they just hate that they didn't say enough or fast enough."
Ten... Eighteen tortures?
What is that!
I've never heard of it before!
It's not that there were no failures in the previous operations.
But at most it would be knocked away and turned into a meteor in the sky.
Yamato said tremblingly: "Team Rocket also has human rights. I want to see a lawyer! I want to see my lawyer! Find Team Rocket's Legal Department!"
"Don't be silly, Miss Yamato..." Jon felt a little weird when he said this name, for fear that this guy would take out a mace in the next second, and say with a silly smile that he was 'hero Kozuki Oden' or something.
Shaking his head, suppressing the messy thoughts in his mind, he deliberately frowned: "What Legal Department, the law no longer protects you. Special treatment in special times. To be honest, I don't have so much time to waste on you little people. Tell me Team Rocket's plan and Sakaki's location, otherwise... hehe."
Invisible threats are often more frightening than specific threats.
Kosaburo was scared.
Similar to the group of Musashi and Kojiro.
Their elite group is also dominated by girls.
Everyone was staring at Yamato.
Yamato was silent.
Jon deliberately stepped forward and spoke in a sinister tone: "Those tortures, even I feel a little too much." As he spoke, he even started. "You don't want such delicate skin to leave any indelible marks." Hit the snake three inches. Hit the vital point! Amado knelt down with a plop: "Red bean paste private Marseille! I am very sorry, inspector, please spare my life!" We are all workers. Tens of thousands of yuan a month. There is no need to risk your life. As for the Rocket Team and Boss Sakaki? I wish them all the best. Jon smiled: "It depends on whether you can cooperate." "Cooperate, I must cooperate, any cooperation is fine!" Suddenly, Amado didn't want to continue to shine in the Rocket Team. Find a place in the countryside, grow flowers and plants, open a wood carving shop, etc. Wouldn't it be nice? "Amado..." Xiao Sanlang's eyes were complicated. Armado looked ashamed: "Sorry, buddy, I really can't give up my beautiful face."
Unexpectedly, what Kosaburo said was: "You don't have to cooperate so much and tell everything. Leave some opportunities for us!"
Arado: ? ? ?
Looking back.
Good guy.
A bunch of fence-sitters.
What?
I am also a fence-sitter?
That's fine.
After coaxing and threatening, the Rockets finally confessed.
"We are under the order of Athena to destroy all the planes here and temporarily paralyze the Fukiyose Logistics Center."
"Athena...an acquaintance again, I didn't expect she is still alive."
Hearing a familiar name, Jon was a little emotional.
At the beginning, Mewtwo made a big fuss in the underground cave and buried Athena and another Rocket general whose name he had forgotten.
I didn't expect that woman is still alive now.
Then the question arises again.
What is the meaning of doing this?
Arado shook his head: "I don't know, we are just following orders."
Afraid that Jon would not believe it, a group of people even began to swear.
At the end, the so-called "Intelligence Department" was pulled out and beaten up again.
They said something like "If the information provided by those good-for-nothings was not wrong, how could they have run into the inspector."
You said something, I said something.
The scene was full of joy.
Fenglu was worried.
She said hello to Jon and went to check her "Wind Fairy".
"It's broken, it's all your fault, please!" Fenglu was very distressed.
The Rockets messed up the plane, and it couldn't take off for less than a week.
Xi Jiana took the opportunity to say: "It seems that we can only take Pokémon to go there."
However, Fenglu shook her head: "You don't understand the weather in Unova. The air flow here is very special. Ordinary Pokémon can't adapt to it at all..."
She looked solemn: "One week? No, if you give me three days, I will definitely be able to repair the "Wind Fairy."
Three days?
Three days can go to eat Professor Yew's feast.
Jon doesn't have that much time.
After thinking for a while, he said to the two girls: "I am not talented. I learned repair technology in my early years. Why don't you let me try." As a novelist, it is normal to train Pokémon and repair airplanes. Feng Lu hesitated to speak. To be honest, she didn't believe that Qiao Qiao could understand the "Wind Fairy" better than her. But now that things have come to this, there is nothing to say. Qiao En nodded, asked the location of the tool box, and walked towards the plane alone. Holding a wrench, knocking here and there, it took only three or five minutes, and he waved his hand: "Finished!" Everyone: ??? This is a plane, not a TV. It can't be fixed by tapping it twice. Feng Lu looked helpless. However, after she checked various instruments, she was surprised to find that the previously damaged "Wind Fairy" was actually restored to normal! "Incredible!" Feng Lu's big eyes hid a big puzzle: "How did you do it?" "It's Crazy Diamond, I used Crazy Diamond." Qiao En said truthfully. Feng Lu didn't understand, but she was shocked. Anyway, it's a good thing that the plane has been repaired.
Yamado and Team Rocket met.
He felt more and more frustrated.
Jon looked at them and said, "Golden Hair and Green Hair stay, and the rest... Xi Jiana, you take care of them, I have contacted the United Alliance personnel."
Xi Jiana: "I won't!"
Jon had no choice but to use his trump card: "I'll pay."
Shi Jiana: "Deal!"
It's not that I like money.
It's that I can't live with evil forces.
It's the same whether I look at a baby or a prisoner.
For Shanniu, it's almost the same.
Fenglu put on her goggles and sat in the cockpit.
Yamado, Kojiro, and Jon sat opposite each other.
To be honest.
The atmosphere was a bit awkward.
Because the Rockets duo had no idea why this terrifying inspector wanted to bring them along.
Suddenly, Jon, as if deliberately looking for a topic to chat, said to the two: "Do you remember Musashi and Kojiro?"
I remember.
Of course I remember!
Yamado instinctively showed a smug expression: "That team of losers has long been expelled from the Rockets."
"They have opened a company now and are about to go public. They make at least this much money every day." Jon said, stretching out a palm.
As for whether it is 5,000, 500,000, 500,000, or 50 million.
It all depends on personal imagination.
Yamato couldn't be happy anymore.
No.
Why?
That team of losers was used as a negative example and was repeatedly whipped every year. How could they quit the Rockets and have a bright future?
To be honest, my biggest wish was to open a wood carving shop.
They are doing well.
The company has been listed.
"So that's why——" Jon grasped the key point: "The Rockets have no future. No matter how rich Sakaki is, no matter how solid the Rockets are, they can't be divided into small roles like you. What's more, you can't be completely considered small roles. Elite teams are bound to be scolded and reprimanded." Yamato and Kosaburo nodded repeatedly.
Who said it wasn't.
Those cadres are fierce.
Boss Sakaki is the same.
If the task is not completed well, they will be directly scolded.
In fact, it's just a few words.
The key is that he also deducted wages and performance.
These days, they are beaten by the league and forest rangers outside.
Back at the headquarters, he was reprimanded by the cadres and the boss.
Come to think of it, being a member of Team Rocket is really hopeless.
Seeing the change in the expressions of Amado and Kosaburo, John felt that his goal was about to be achieved.
He crossed his fingers and made the same classic action as a certain commander: "You two, do you want to change such a bad life? I can give you a chance."
Hmm?
Amado and Kosaburo were moved.
Talk a lot.
John smiled: "If you can help me destroy Team Rocket... No, even if you just bring down a cadre, I will reduce your sentence as appropriate. If you can really disband Team Rocket, you can be acquitted."
Don't substitute funny characters into reality.
Amado and Kosaburo can't even get past Xiaozhi, so they don't have many bad accounts. The reason why they can become members of the elite team is because they graduated from Team Rocket's school with good grades...
Yes, Team Rocket has a school dedicated to training members.
It can only be said that Sakaki's ideals are quite advanced.
Amado: "Really?"
Xiao Sanlang: "No lie?"
"I'm an inspector. How can an inspector of the alliance lie?" Jon showed what he thought was the kindest smile: "First, tell me where Athena is?"
Amado and Xiao Sanlang rushed to say: "Nature Reserve!"
Hearing this, Jon frowned slightly.
Isn't this his destination?
It's true again?
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