A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

eat!

Let’s feast!

The Mysterious Mollusk has been treated and no longer smells like rust.

Flavor stir-fries;

Char-grilled and steamed;

Herbs, special sauce and salt and pepper soup.

This meal is richer than before.

Everyone, including the difficult-to-handle Maluciel, was exhausted.

By the way, Leos also picked up a sword as a replacement.

Jon noticed with sharp eyes that there seemed to be a mollusk living in the hilt of the sword. However, amidst Leos's funny pleas, he still gave up telling others this information. .

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The third floor of the underground maze

——After passing through the cemetery, passing through the spire and forest, you are connected to the main city of the Golden City.

The once prosperous city was now filled with dust; the air was filled with a musty smell, and it no longer looked like its former glory.

The deceased who was lingering on the spot staggered, his empty eyes flashing with blue flames.

"Wait, come back later." Leos, the team leader, raised his hand.

"Speaking of which, you are really powerful. You can also hear the difference between the undead and the living." Malusiel held the staff and said with some surprise: "Is this some kind of super power?"

Leos spread his hands: "The footsteps of living creatures and things with rotten bones are completely different. This should be considered common knowledge in the underground maze. You usually pay too little attention to details. Chirchak should have similar abilities."

"Really?" Malusiel's face turned slightly red.

Then she moved her ears, as if she wanted to hear something different.

It's a pity that elves are really not good at... In other words, she, an elf, is really not good at such detailed work, so she had to give up in the end.

"Okay, Malusiel, stop moving your ears randomly, it looks so annoying." Chirchak said in a very shameless manner: "And when you listen to the sound, your face looks so strange. "

"What's wrong with my face?" Malusiel was dissatisfied: "This lady is both beautiful and intelligent!"

"It's strange that you, who are so beautiful and smart, would lose to Jon in a bet."

Chirchak deliberately refused to open and pick up certain pots, which made Malusiel speechless.

The stupid elf pursed his lips and said some incomprehensible words such as 'academic theories inevitably have errors' and 'most of the knowledge recorded in books is reliable'.

The surroundings were suddenly filled with happy air.

"Okay, okay, I'm not interested in your 'Ambrosia' for the time being." Seeing that Maluciel was about to fail in temperature control, Jon stood up in a rare move and said something to Maluciel. : "It's better to find a place to sleep as soon as possible. At least there was a tree hole yesterday. I don't want to sleep in the wild today."

This makes sense.

Chirchak stopped teasing Malusil and listened attentively to what was going on around him.

Immortal and stuff...

Even more difficult to accept than humanoid monsters.

Since it can't be eaten, there is no point in fighting at all.

The shrewd halfling listened and avoided many zombies and skeleton monsters.

Then when passing a fork in the road, Senxi, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly said that he wanted to go somewhere: "Count on the time, I should go and deal with things over there."

"Things over there"?

Laos couldn't help but be curious: "Sensi, in the direction you are pointing to, there seems to be traces of the Colossus' activity over there."

Colossus - a purely magical creation, made entirely of earth and stone. Monsters created to imitate human forms will faithfully obey their master's orders and be used extensively.

Malusiel also advised: "If you are looking for ingredients, Colossus cannot be eaten at all. They are 99% made of soil... By the way, I know how to make Colossus."

A little show off.

I want to gain the admiration of my companions.

The thoughts of long ears are so easy to understand.

Unfortunately, the last sentence was perfectly ignored by most people.

certainly……

This does not include Leos.

"What! Do you actually know how to make a colossus!"

"Incredible! How on earth did you master this technology."

"Why haven't I heard you say this before?"

The offline human warrior was like a curious baby, with a begging expression on his face and said to Malusil: "Teach me, please!"

Malusiel refused without thinking: "No - okay -"

She stared at Laos suspiciously: "Hey, why do you want to know how to make a colossus? You must be thinking about something dangerous."

"I...I didn't..." Leos looked away guiltily.

"Hey!" Malusiel narrowed her eyes.

"I just want to make friends with Colossus, and I'm not thinking about anything dangerous." Leos made a redundant explanation.

Maluciel chuckled.

Leos seemed to want to say something more, but Sensi took the lead and said: "Little elf girl, don't worry, I won't have the slightest appetite for the Colossus. What I want to 'cook' are the bodies of those guys."

Maluciel:? ? ?

For some reason, a strange image of Sensi flipping the Colossus back and forth with a huge spatula appeared in her mind. Jon and Chilchak were helping out, while Leos was wearing a napkin and holding a knife and fork, waiting for the meal...

"The elves in our team seem to have fallen into boring delusions again." Glancing at Malushil's face, Jon spoke helplessly.

Chilchak twitched his lips and said nothing.

"Anyway, come with me." Sensi was dumb and straightforward.

He felt that since he couldn't explain it in words, he would go and see it in person.

The group of people who were half-believing and half-doubting changed their direction of advance.

Led by Sensi, they turned around and came to a corner of the third floor of the maze.

Looking from a distance.

What came into view was a tent made of rags and felt.

"We're here." Sensi enthusiastically introduced to the group: "This is the camp that I usually use as a base."

How to say it?

It's like a small wooden house that suddenly appeared in the wild.

Seeing it, there is a feeling of happiness.

"I didn't expect that there is still a place like this..." Malushil covered her mouth in surprise, "So Sensi, do you usually live here?"

Sensi didn't say anything and took the initiative to lift the curtain that blocked it.

Laos looked inside.

I found that although the space in the tent was a bit crowded, it was enough for several people to spend a night here.

At least, it was a hundred times better than sleeping in the wild.

Maruxi looked around curiously, still not giving up the previous topic: "Do you usually live here?"

Senxi took off the weight and shook his head: "I don't usually live here, only in some special circumstances will I stay here overnight. Basically, I will hunt on the 2nd and 4th floors, and go to the surface town once a month to purchase a large number of consumables such as seasonings."

After a pause, he said: "I met you, and it happened to be back from purchasing. I didn't expect that there would be people interested in cooking monsters in this day and age. To be honest, I was secretly happy for a long time at that time."

Did I join some weird club?

Obviously I had to eat it.

Maruxi sighed in his heart: "What a bad fate."

Unlike Maruxi, Laos showed a touching look: "Fate brought us together!"

"...Beyond the troubled times?" Jon sang subconsciously.

Everyone: ? ? ?

Jon: "Destiny wants us to love each other in times of trouble."

"Oh, you sang so well!" Laos was very happy, "Fate, wonderful."

Malucil: Smile.JPG

What else can I do.

At this time, just smile.

Senxi stroked his beard: "Then again, the third floor is full of wandering undead, and there are almost no monsters to eat..."

"Ah, are we going to be hungry at night? No, no, we still have a lot of salt-baked meat." Laos sighed from the bottom of his heart: "I really have to thank that flying hoof beast."

Malucil: "Are you kidding? My face was almost bitten off."

"The final result is good." Laos scratched the back of his head and smiled foolishly: "The result is good."

Malucil showed a look of contempt and secretly remembered Laos in his heart.

At this time, Senxi coughed lightly, attracting everyone's attention: "Let's get back to the point. Unlike the undead who have no practical value, the colossus is a special existence."

Practical?

Or edible?

With such doubts, Malushiel quietly pricked up her ears.

"The body of the colossus is rich in nutrients and always maintains the appropriate temperature and humidity." Sensi raised her short and thick fingers: "They are better than some so-called fertile soil."

Hearing this, Chirchak seemed to have thought of something.

His eyes fell on the shovels, sickles, hoes and sledges piled up by the wall in the tent, and a drop of cold sweat appeared on his forehead: "Excuse me, Sensi, you don't think of the colossus as a moving field, do you?"

"Ah?" A big question mark appeared on Malushiel's head: "Don't joke, that's a colossus, a dangerous and difficult colossus."

Sensi: Blink, blink, blink

Malushiel: "You really did it! The magicians who made the colossus will cry."

"The people on land who have suffered from the colossus will also cry." Chirchak complained with a black line on his head.

Over the years, because of the turmoil of the colossus, the kingdom has spent a lot of gold and silver.

As a result, in the third underground floor of this maze, the dangerous colossus has become the land that can be cultivated...

If this matter gets out, it will definitely cause an uproar.

Looking at Malushil and then at Chirchak, Sensi said calmly: "Although I don't know any magic, the magical creation of the colossus is really worthy of praise. It is not easy to breed pests, and it will also take the initiative to drive away thieves who steal vegetables.

The best thing is that they can actually manage water by themselves. Just sow seeds or plant seedlings, don't worry about anything, just wait quietly for flowering and fruiting."

Ah, this.

Strange knowledge has increased.

In the eyes of different people, Sensi continued: "But even so, careful repairs are still indispensable. I also built a stronghold for this purpose."

As he said, he picked up the hoe and walked out without saying anything: "Laos, don't move here, I'm going to pick some fruits and vegetables."

Jon: "The text is excerpted from "Back"."

Laos: ? ? ?

My companions are saying something strange again.

Never mind.

It’s not important.

He raised his hand without thinking: “Me, me, me, I want to go too!”

"Since we are all here, there is no reason to let you work alone. Let's all go and help." Jon said lightly: "Just consider it as a reward for the delicious food you cooked for us in the past three days."

Malushiel wanted to see how the colossi grow fruits and vegetables, so she also walked out the door holding her staff.

What else can Chirchak say? Just follow the main force and it will be done.

Another round of twists and turns.

In a dead end, the group saw three colossi about three meters high.

No fruits or vegetables were seen, only six scarlet eyes.

Laos immediately drew his sword: "What should we do now, fight?"

While asking, Sensi said nothing and swung the hoe up. He moved very quickly and with great force. He bent his waist and then flew, accidentally revealing his hemp-colored panties.

Such a spicy scene made Malushiel turn his face away.

However, after delivering the benefits, Sensi did not stop, and jumped along the arm of the giant several times, and nimbly came to the back made of rocks and soil.

"Hey!"

He shouted, and simply knocked.

The giant fell down.

"How could it be?" Laos' eyes were full of disbelief.

He knocked down the giant with one blow?

Wow.

What kind of strength is this.

Maluxier explained for him: "It's not an instant kill, but an attack on the magic core... Although the giant has strong defense, as long as its magic core is destroyed, this monster can't move."

"Is that so - the knowledge of monsters is really a lifelong learning." Laos pounded his hand.

While praising, the three giants had all been knocked down by Sensi, lying straight on the ground, turning into three fertile farmlands.

"Huh~ It's over, it's over." Sensi wiped the non-existent sweat from his forehead: "Since you are here, help me collect the vegetables growing behind the colossus."

"Vegetables... you really did this." Chirchak's worldview seemed to be shocked. He pulled up a leaf and immediately pulled out a yellow carrot. "It looks like the colossi are parasitized by vegetables."

"What parasitism? That's too ugly. Plants taking root on the surface can help the colossi solidify the soil. This is a win-win relationship, win-win!" Sensi stood next to the fertile farmland and made a scissor hand gesture.

"Win-win?" Malushiel showed a suspicious look and whispered, "Is it true?"

Sensi blinked: "By the way, while picking vegetables, don't forget to pull out weeds and other things."

"Okay!" Laos responded very actively.

Speaking of which, they haven't eaten fresh vegetables for a long time.

Well, mushroom monsters don't count, and man-eating plants don't count either...

It seems that I will have a feast for my stomach later.

Facing normal ingredients, Malushiel was in a particularly good mood and completely adapted to the role of a village girl.

She was very happy.

She said to Senxi: "Can I cook tonight?" (End of this chapter)