A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

There's something wrong with this team!

Why can you eat monsters so calmly?

Aren't you afraid of being poisoned?

"Kabul, Kabul, they are so weird."

"Let's go. I'm afraid they will eat us so much that they will eat us..."

"It's ridiculous, but it's possible."

"That elf looks weak, but he eats more fiercely than anyone else."

"What should we do? Say something!"

Kabul was so annoyed by the noise.

He wanted to communicate with Laos, but Laos was completely lost in the taste of the aquatic horse.

At this moment, the stomach of the dwarf warrior Daiya began to growl.

Her hair was too long to cover most of her face, but her embarrassment could still be detected through some subtle changes.

Just like sneezing is contagious.

The growling stomach is also contagious.

The halflings, the kobolds, and even Kabul himself felt an unspeakable hunger.

The companions looked at each other, but no one broke through the last bottom line - they were waiting for an opportunity.

Kabul blushed a little, but fortunately it was not obvious because of the skin color. After whispering with his companions, he walked over with a stiff face: "Laios..."

Laios: "Mmm? Mmm, Mmm!"

Kabul was full of black lines.

Please swallow the food in your mouth before talking to me.

Sensi was very considerate and took the initiative to say to Kabul: "After so much trouble and resurrection, you must be hungry. Come, eat, I have done a lot, please don't be polite."

Kabul wanted to say a few polite words.

But his stomach was too hungry.

He bowed deeply: "Thank you for your care, I am very grateful!"

After that, he waved back: "Come on, don't stand."

A group of people surrounded him.

Sensi laughed out loud: "That's how it should be. Eating with more people is more fun."

Kabul scratched his head, and finally kept a bit of decency, and introduced his group to Laos and others before the meal.

Laos: "Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm..."

Halfway through his words, he was hit on the head by Maluxier with a knife: "Swallow the food in your mouth before talking!"

"Mmm... Sorry, sorry, Jon's food is really delicious. Ahem, anyway, the black-haired swordsman over there is Qiao Qiao, who is both civil and military, the elf wizard Maluxier, and the locksmith Chirchak who can open any lock, and Sensi, the dwarf warrior who takes good care of us." Laos also introduced Kabul and others.

After a simple greeting, the two sides knew each other.

Kabul and others took out their own tableware and waited eagerly for Sensi to serve the rice - whether the aquatic horse can eat it or not, let's not talk about it for now, the wheat is brought by them, so there must be no problem eating it.

However, it is more or less difficult to swallow rice without vegetables or soup.

Especially with a group of gluttons in front of them, the delicious dwarf picnic rice has become bland in this case.

Kabul swallowed a mouthful of rice with force, looked at Laos and others quietly, and asked curiously: "Excuse me, why do you want to eat monsters?"

Regarding this question, Maluxier and Chilchak, who were feasting, paused.

Why?

Why does it feel like in just a few days, the body... No, it should be the tongue and taste buds, which have been changed into an incredible appearance by the two chefs.

Is this the so-called "food fall"?

Suddenly, Jon turned his head and smiled at the two of them as if he could read their minds: "Do you like my big piece of meat (referring to horse meat)! Tell me, do you like my big piece of meat!"

Maluxier and Chilchak said intoxicated and painfully: "This body can no longer do without your cooking."

Kabul and others: ? ? ?

I don't know why, but I always feel weird. But I can't tell exactly what's weird about it...

"We also have a lot of difficulties." Laos sighed: "If possible, who doesn't want to eat normal meals?"

As he said, Laos described the situation he and his group were facing.

After listening to the whole story, Kabul and others' eyes changed.

I thought it was just pica.

I didn't expect the truth behind it to be so heartwarming.

However.

Looking at the expressions of Laos and Malushiel, it seems that they don't seem to have to eat monsters.

By the way, you guys are so happy eating, right? You're all smiling!

"Would you like to try it? Sensi and Qiaoqiao have made your share too." Laos invited enthusiastically.

Kabul wanted to wave his hand to refuse.

However, before he could speak, the dwarf female warrior Daiya took the horse meat soup that Sensi served him.

For a moment, all eyes fell on her.

Diya was a little embarrassed and said with a wry smile: "We dwarves don't have so many rules. Filling our stomachs is the first priority."

No more talk, buddy, I'll drink first!

In front of everyone, she gulped down the bowl of soup.

Diya, are you awake?

Lin looked at her companion with concern.

Then Diya lowered her head and muttered softly.

"What did you say?" The halfling Mikobel came to Diya, "Say it again, I didn't hear you clearly."

"What on earth did we eat before?" Dai Ya raised her head suddenly, and because of the large movement, she even revealed her eyes hidden under her hair: "This soup is so delicious!"

Everyone: ∑(°Д°)

Is it true?

That's an aquatic horse.

A real monster.

Can the food cooked by it be delicious?

The dog-headed man Heizi swallowed his saliva and shouted to Senxi: "Woof (give me a bowl too)!"

Senxi smiled and also filled a big bowl and handed it over.

The dog-headed man tasted it, and his eyes were shining.

Then he turned his attention to the pot of horse meat, and stretched out his chopsticks with trepidation and expectation.

This action seemed to open Pandora's box.

Indistinctly, a glimmer of golden light flashed in Heizi's mouth.

"Woof (no regrets in my dog ​​life)!"

"Hey, hey, hey, why are you eating so carelessly!" Mikobel said in a reproachful tone, and suddenly changed the subject: "You don't even take me with you when you eat, you're not a good friend!"

"Everyone... resist temptation." Lin showed a panicked expression.

Upon hearing this, Maruxiel came over with a bowl, "Don't be so defensive, just take a bite, you'll understand after taking a bite."

"No!" Lin was very resistant.

She resisted both monster food and Maruxiel, who came from an academic school.

However, the silly elf didn't seem to understand the atmosphere, and thought that the black-haired wizard on the opposite side was just too embarrassed to save face, and kept "seducing" with a tempting tone, "It's delicious, just take a bite, and you can't stop!"

Maruxiel's brain circuit was very simple-since she was already "dirty", she might as well drag others into the water.

"Duck!" Lin still wanted to resist.

But at this time, Maruxiel showed extraordinary agility.

In a flash, she picked up a piece of horse meat and stuffed it into Lin's open mouth with lightning speed.

Lin had only one thought in her mind at that time: Oh no, I'm dirty!

But the next second, the unique flavor bloomed on the tip of her tongue, making her mind stagnant for a moment.

The taste of onions, potatoes, and the tenderness of aquatic horses blended together skillfully.

It turned into a storm and swept her whole body.

Even in the spiritual world, this storm mercilessly tore her clothes and showed her truest side...

(Jon: Bursting clothes is a routine operation, sit down, sit down)

"Lin! Hey, Lin, are you okay?" Seeing that his partner was silent, Kabul thought something had happened and asked quickly.

Lin squatted down, hugged her knees, and had a look of collapse on her face: "Why is a mere aquatic horse so delicious?"

'Really fragrant' is the essence of all intelligent creatures.

Lin realized the useless self deep in her heart: she wanted to continue eating.

Chilchak laughed secretly: "Eating monsters is something that will happen again after the first time. Hurry up and fall!"

Exactly as imagined, Kabul and his group finally fell.

Rice, vegetables, soup.

Nothing was left.

The two teams touched their stomachs with satisfaction and sat on the shore to chat.

"Ah, I didn't expect that monsters can be so delicious after cooking. Today I have learned something new." Kabul said with a gentle smile.

Although I had great resistance at the beginning, I accepted this setting and found eating monsters very exciting...

"Is that right?" Laos had an expression of "I understand", "I had no choice but to eat at first, but later..."

"I can't pretend I didn't hear that."

"You were so excited at the beginning and wanted to make something to eat."

"We were just lucky to meet Jon and Sensi."

"If other people want to eat monsters, they shouldn't get the same effect as us."

Malushiel and Chilchak talked back and forth, selling out Laos's past.

Laos scratched his head and laughed dryly: "Is that true? Hahaha, I don't remember."

Then he turned around and said to Kabul very seriously: "It's true that I was lucky to meet Jon and Sensi. Although monsters are delicious, they are also dangerous. If they are not handled properly, they are unpalatable, which is secondary. The most important thing is that there is a risk of poisoning."

Hearing this, Kabul gave up a certain idea in his mind.

Think about it carefully.

That's right.

It's impossible for every team to be equipped with teammates who are good at cooking.

After all, adventurers come to the underground maze to kill monsters, collect supplies, and make money, not to go on a spring outing.

At this time, Laos asked: "What are you going to do next? Continue to challenge the fourth floor of the maze?"

"Forget it, we're almost out of supplies this time." Kabul smiled bitterly: "The team was wiped out twice, and the adventure funds are not very rich. We can only return to the surface to rest temporarily."

"Is that so-" Laos patted Kabul on the shoulder, the junior in name: "Come on."

"Okay, Mr. Laos!" Kabul nodded heavily: "Last time and this time, if there is a chance, I will definitely repay you for this favor."

"It's all small things. If you meet someone in trouble in the maze, just help him." Laos scratched his head, and then he remembered something: "Be sure to be careful of the monsters on the third floor underground..."

He originally wanted to remind him about the "Crazy Magician". He suddenly changed his mind mid-sentence because he was afraid that Capol's team would suddenly take advantage of them and deliberately look for the opponent.

For a team like theirs, which had been wiped out by treasure bugs and sea snakes, rashly challenging the "crazy magician" would be a recipe for death.

"Thank you for the reminder, Lord Laos." Kabul nodded: "Then, we will meet again if we are destined."

…

…

Kabul's team returned to the city after eating and drinking.

Leos waved his hand and watched them leave.

Maluciel rolled up her sleeves: "Okay, now that we've eaten and drank enough, it's time to continue our work."

other people:? ? ?

Malusil said matter-of-factly: "Give Sensi a bath, otherwise how will we cross the water?"

As soon as these words were spoken, the group turned their heads and looked at Senxi at the end of the team.

But in Senxi's eyes, the eyes of his usually amiable friends now revealed a slight red light...

"Duck!"

Malusil: "The protest is invalid! Jon! Leos, hurry up and immobilize Sensi! I'm going to start casting spells!"

Sensi:! ! !

The thought of resistance just arose.

Leos and Jon hugged his arms.

No matter how strong Senxi is, it is impossible to resist two adults (mainly because he is afraid of hurting the other party)

Chirchak laughed.

The person who started making the figurines has no descendants.

Sensi, now you finally understand the humiliation I endured in the middle of last night.

"I'll wash it, I'll just wash it." Senxi had no choice but to bow her head obediently.

Hearing what he said, Malusiel winked at Laos and the others: "Okay, let this guy go for now."

As he said that, he took out the soap he had just made: "Lin and Diya also helped just now, it must be very useful~"

Sensi's expression was tragic.

Malusil added: "You don't need me to teach you how to use soap."

"It's so rude. Although I intentionally kept my beard resistant to demons, I still washed it several times." Senxi groaned dissatisfied, took the soap, and walked to the water.

"Wait a minute, the lake is still a little dangerous, let me help you with magic." With that said, Malusil cast a spell, which made Senxi feel cold.

Sensi: 0.0

He suspected that Malusiel seemed to be seeking revenge.

But for a while, no evidence could be found.

Hi, so angry.

However, Malusil really had no other thoughts, she was just worried about Sensi's safety...

It’s time to say it or not.

The dwarf's beard is like Hi's dreadlocks.

It usually looks inconspicuous, but when you open it, the content is really rich.

In addition to grease and monster blood, Laos even saw many leaves, grass roots and unknown carapace fragments.

Lakeside washing·avi

After working for nearly two hours, Sensi finally became clean.

The price is that the thick hair turns him into a hair ball.

"It looks a bit cute." Malusiel's strange aesthetic began to show up. Fortunately, she didn't forget the business and tapped Sensi's body a few times with her staff: "Walking on water."

In the expectant eyes of all his friends, Senxi jumped into the water.

puff.

A soft sound.

The ‘hair ball’ floats

The spell casting was a success!