A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Everyone has secrets.

Malusiel is no exception.

For example: She is ostensibly a therapy professional.

In fact, he is secretly studying ancient forbidden magic.

Chirchak wanted to speak but stopped, stopped talking but wanted to.

In the end, I decided to keep this matter in my heart.

Let those disappearing black tentacles sink into the lake like the big water snake.

However, Chilchak did not expect that Jon, who had warned him not to pay attention, stepped forward and said to Maluciel with a wicked smile: "Tentacles, what a cute roar."

Maluciel:...

So tired.

I don't want to talk to some weird people.

Jon smiled: "Maru-chan, do you think your magic came from a good source? Why do I not believe it so much?"

Maluciel:...

Get out of here, it’s so annoying!

Jon rubbed his hands and deliberately lowered his voice (in fact, it could still be heard by others): "I'll keep this secret of yours for the rest of my life."

Maluciel:! ! !

this development.

She had read it in some romance novels.

The shameless villain uses certain secrets to blackmail the heroine to achieve some ulterior motives.

Duck!

Being threatened by scum or something.

Duck! ! !

Maluciel stumbled and hid behind Laos, holding the staff warily.

Laos scratched his head: "Qiaoqiao, don't scare Malusiel."

"I'm not trying to scare you." Jon was still rubbing his hands: "As we all know, silence requires silence fees."

"I have no money!" Malusiel said without thinking.

After a pause, he said again: "No one will give it to you!"

"Tch, it sounds like you are very popular." Jon said with great disdain, as if he had pressed some switch: "Only Leos can take a liking to you, so don't take yourself too seriously."

Malusiel subconsciously wanted to refute.

Then she froze for a moment and looked at Leos blankly.

Laos happened to be looking at her too.

Their eyes met, and the atmosphere became a little charming.

Chirchak raised his forehead helplessly: "Hey, hey, is it time to fall in love now?"

Laos and Malusiel reacted and quickly turned their heads in different directions.

Sensi: "It's really complicated. It's a pity that I don't understand these love and love things."

Do not ask.

Asking means not having that kind of worldly desire.

The dwarf warrior looked at the big water snake that was gradually sinking to the bottom, and then at his teammates who were obviously in poor condition, and suggested: "Let's leave quickly. Although the big water snake may be the overlord of this area, it is not ruled out that there are other powerful ones. Possibility of monsters.”

After a pause, the conversation changed: "It's just a pity that we can't continue to increase the weight, otherwise this big snake will be enough for us for half a year."

"Who wants to eat that kind of thing!" Malusiel complained weakly.

Then, he gasped for breath: "I can't do it anymore, the magic power is consumed too much..."

There was a snap.

She pressed against Leos' back: "Please, carry me across the water."

"Okay, no problem." Laos agreed without thinking.

Although he also burst out a wave of magic power hidden in his body, after all, he is a warrior profession known for its hardness and durability, and a little fatigue is nothing to him.

Malusiel lay on Laos's back like a salted fish, and suddenly thought of something: "Carry it carefully. Don't say I'm fat!"

Leos: "..."

Fine.

If you tell the truth you will be beaten.

Then he chose to remain silent.

But deep down in his heart, he felt that there was nothing wrong with being fleshy, just like slime, and it was so awesome.

…

…

People will not always be unlucky.

Successfully crossed the Great Lakes.

Leos and his party came to the shore.

Gurgling.

At this moment, Malusiel's stomach growled like an alarm clock on time.

The silly elf blushed: "The magic power must be exhausted."

Regardless of whether others believe it or not, she believes it herself.

Sensi also said in a deep voice: "Walking on the water is a physically demanding thing, and we have gone through such a arduous battle. Well, that's it. Let's just clean up and prepare for dinner."

"Long live!" Malusil, the food-eater, was the first to cheer when she heard there was food.

However, Chilchak took the initiative and asked: "Our aquatic horses should have almost eaten. After all, there were a lot of people in Kabul's team before."

"Annie has indeed finished eating..." Sensi said with some regret, "I have to find more food."

Chirchak patted his chest: "Then let me help this time. In the battle just now, I lost almost no physical strength. Now is the time to contribute to the team."

"Kilchak, you guy." Leos' eyes were so moved: "You are really my good partner."

Hearing this, Chilchak rubbed his nose in embarrassment, turned over and found a simple fishing rod from his luggage: "I'm not good at hunting and other tasks. But if it's fishing, I bet that none of you can Can beat me."

"Oh? This halfling boy, listening to your words, are you questioning my fishing skills?" Jon said with a faint smile: "When I caught Kyogre with a simple fishing rod, you didn't know where he was. Woolen cloth."

Chilchak:? ? ?

Kyogre, what kind of monster is that? It sounds so silly.

But forget it.

Don't think about things you don't understand.

Chirchak said: "I'd love to have a match with you, but I only have one fishing rod."

Jon waved his hand: "Don't worry about that. You can't fish without a fishing rod? How can a fishing rod be so inconvenient!"

Chirchak's eyes were stern.

The purity is so high.

But in the fishing world, purity is useless.

While the two were talking, Sensi and the others had already started to cook and light a fire.

Seeing this, Chirchak did not hesitate.

He asked Sensi for some of Annie's minced meat and came to the lake with a fishing rod.

"Please protect me." Turning to Jon, the halfling began to fish.

It should be said that Chirchak's skills are really good and his luck is quite good.

After a while, he caught seven or eight knife fish.

The bones of knife fish are too hard, and there are very few edible parts of the whole body.

Chilchak was not satisfied and shook his head repeatedly: "What about the big one? Where is the big one?"

Jon yawned beside him: "Can you do it? If not, let me do it. I am about to fall asleep watching you catch these small fish."

Chilchak shook his head: "There is no way... Bait is very important. If it doesn't work, you will only have to eat knife fish later."

Jon couldn't stand it anymore and stretched out his hand: "Give it to me!"

Chilchak shrugged and handed over his fishing rod.

Jon changed the bait (dead knife fish) and said to Chilchak: "Fishing is full of mysteries, but as long as you work hard, you will definitely catch big fish."

Chilchak crossed his arms and said nothing.

This is the lakeside, brother.

The only fish that move around here are knife fish.

No matter how hard you try, you can only catch knife fish!

……

Wrong.

I am really wrong.

I shouldn't question it.

No.

I shouldn't have the idea of ​​questioning.

‘Small branches bear great fruit’, probably describes the current situation.

Chilchak was stunned for a moment.

Then he turned around and ran to ask Laos and Sensi for help.

Jon turned his head slightly, with a healthy smile on his lips.

Just a small fish, watch me drag it to the shore by myself!

Use the lower body to exert force.

Waist and horse are united.

Pull with arms.

Rise!

Plop plop.

The water splashed, and a strange fish half the size of a human emerged from the water.

This fish is very fierce, with sharp teeth and sharp mouth.

The most peculiar thing is that a long fleshy whisker extends from its head.

It looks very much like the tetra that often appears in the deep sea.

“What, what, did Jon catch a big fish?”

“I’ll help you too!”

“Ah… this fish is so ugly.”

Hearing that the food has been found.

The group almost ‘moved in full force’.

Sensi held the axe, his eyes lit up: "I've never seen a species before!"

Laios drew his sword, ten thousand times more aggressive than when he fought the giant water snake: "Great!"

The two of them were extremely fast.

So fast that Jon had no time to stop it.

The strange fish was gutted and was about to die.

Maluxier felt a little nauseous.

But she was an adventurer after all, and she was immune to such scenes.

Sighing, the silly elf reminded: "Be careful not to leave the internal organs on the shore, it will attract some powerful monsters."

"I know, I know." Laos waved his hand and used his sword to get the mess into the water.

After a while of work.

They finally finished cleaning the fish.

Jon looked at Chilchak proudly: "Don't blame the road for the bad performance."

Chilchak: "..."

I don't know Sister Li.

Why is there such a big difference with the same fishing rod?

Is it really a technical problem?

For a moment, the halfling locksmith fell into deep thought.

Laios and the others didn't have so much to think about.

When to eat and how to eat.

These were the only two questions.

Senxi circled around the big fish, exclaiming: "This is a monster I've never seen before. It's definitely a monster I've never seen before. It's so beautiful."

To be honest, this fish can't be called "beautiful" no matter how you look at it.

It can only be said that Senxi has his own unique aesthetic.

Laios urged: "Since we already have the ingredients, let's start cooking quickly. I... ahem, Maruthil has been hungry for a long time."

Maruthil: ???

If you're hungry, just be hungry. Why bring me along?

Although, I'm really hungry...

Senxi didn't say anything more. He grabbed the big fish and dragged it back.

Jon smiled and was about to help.

Suddenly, he turned his head and looked at the lake: "It's still a step too late, something has been attracted by us."

Chirchak had the sharpest eyes and saw a bunch of swimming water plants, and exclaimed: "It's a fishman!"

Mercans are a sub-human monster with a fish head and a human body. They are the type that Maruthil will never eat.

Possessing simple wisdom, they usually appear in groups and rely on numbers to win.

Laos's eyes were stern: "Today, no one can stop me from eating fish!"

Maruthil also wanted to help, but her body really didn't allow it, so she could only hide far behind and cheer for Leos: "Good job, Leos!"

Leos gave a thumbs up and responded energetically: "Oh!"

Chirchak looked around and found that no one cared about him. He could only come to Malushiel and act as the second cheerleader: "Damn it, Qiao Qiao!"

Jon made an OK gesture.

Then, he slashed with a sword.

…

…

The braised fish with good color, aroma and taste was placed in the middle, exuding an attractive aroma.

The fish body was fried to golden yellow, and the surface was covered with a layer of rich braised sauce. The color was bright red, which made people salivate.

"Although your character is not good, your cooking skills are indeed excellent..." Malushiel swallowed his saliva and made a textbook-like arrogant speech.

Jon: "Bad character? Okay, then I'll report to the island owner when I get back. Someone is secretly doing something shady."

Malushiel immediately said: "Sorry, I was wrong. I won't dare to do it next time."

Jon: Smile.JPG

"Okay, okay, don't say these spoiling words. Let's have a big fight. I'm hungry now." Laos held a bowl of rice and chuckled: "Then let's..."

"Let's eat!" Sensi said firmly.

Looking closely at the pot, the fish skin wrinkled slightly, showing a crispy texture.

The fish meat was tender and the texture was clearly visible.

The dwarf warrior sniffed and gently opened the fish meat with chopsticks.

But the meat inside was as white as snow and exuded bursts of heat.

"Wow."

Chirchak couldn't help but exclaim.

Take a bite.

The taste of fish and soup is irresistible.

The rich aroma of sauce mixed with the deliciousness of fish, first slightly sweet, then salty and slightly spicy.

Various flavors intertwined and blended on the tip of the tongue, stimulating the taste buds.

With every bite, you can feel the delicateness of the fish meat and the mellowness of the braised sauce...

Friends who like to eat fish know it best.

Fish meat dipped in soup is a good accompaniment to rice, and you will want to eat more after eating it!

"Jon, what is this?" Laos picked up a piece of "vegetable" with chopsticks.

"This... um... never mind, just eat it." Jon hesitated for a moment, but still did not tell Laos the real answer.

That thing is actually the "hair" of the fishman.

Of course, it is also a pure natural aquatic plant.

But for everyone's appetite, he chose to conceal the truth.

"Delicious, delicious, this is super delicious!" Maruxiel picked up one chopstick after another, almost leaving an afterimage.

After training all the way, she finally accepted the new self and lived for herself (eating).

"You have grown up, Maruxiel." Seeing Maruxiel eating so happily, Jon nodded with relief.

It's worth it that I drugged you (crossed out) and drugged you again (crossed out again), and finally let you experience the joy of tasting monsters.

On the other side.

A team of adventurers walked down the stairs.

Among them, the black-skinned warrior suddenly sniffed the air around him: "It smells like soy sauce."

Next to him, his twin sister nodded: "Indeed, it not only smells like soy sauce, but also has the aroma of fish... Who is cooking?"

"Wow, is it true? Cooking in a place like this?" Namali carried a big axe and looked incredulous: "How leisurely are they to make a fire and cook fish in the maze."

She thought of the former team.

Even those crazy guys would never do such a thing as living and cooking in the underground maze.

Speaking of which -

Did Laos and the others rescue Falin?

Tsk, it's really worrying.