A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

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Mechanisms are triggered in a chain.

Arrows flew.

The spears came out together.

Only patches of blood were seen.

Just heard screams again and again.

After the smoke and dust dispersed, the big frogs soon became silent.

"Saved..." Chilchak breathed hard.

His face was extremely pale and he looked scared.

If they hadn't been reminded by Jon, they might have had to fight hard here for a long time.

"You're so smart. You rolled up the big frog's skin in your hand, so you're not afraid of the plant's tentacles." Leos couldn't help but admire.

He turned around and gave Chilchak a thumbs up: "Your brain is amazing!"

Malusil showed a disgusted expression: "I say, you are trying too hard."

"If it weren't for Chilchak, we might have suffered a lot." Laos returned Thunderstorm to Jon, while looking at the crushed frog skin blankly, and suddenly said: "Everyone, I have an idea."

The underground maze idea king is officially launched!

Maluciel instinctively felt bad: "Wait, do you think so?"

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"Dissect a large frog, peel the skin off the body, dry it for a while, measure the size, and sew."

"Peel off the skin of the plant tentacles, cut off the thinner part of the tip vertically, boil the rest with water, and press it into a puree after boiling. Mix it evenly with wheat flour and knead it into a stick shape, cut it into discs of appropriate size, and cut it again Throw it into water and cook. Add olive oil, seasonings, and frog legs to the pot, and stir-fry together."

"It's done!" Leos and Sensi said in unison.

The 'works' they brought out were the frog protective gear and the tentacle jade chess piece (noodles).

Malusiel looked this way and then that, and held her head in pain: "Ah, that's enough! Did you two move too fast? I was still worried about who to complain about first, but in the end You’re all done.”

"Oh, just wear it and see."

"That's right, let's have a taste."

Leos and Sensi approached Malucile boldly.

Malusiel instinctively took a few steps back: "Let's talk about the food first. Even if I die, I won't be willing to wear such disgusting things!"

Leos said he was hurt.

At this moment, Jon waved and called him over.

Whisper in your ear.

Leos showed a look of realization.

He held up the frog leather coat and came to Malusil with a serious face: "If you wear this, Malusil..."

Maluciel turned back slightly.

Leos: "It should be cute."

Maluciel:...

Ten minutes later, the heavily armed group was ready to set off again.

Laos kept praising: "It's very cute, Malusiel. The color of this frog is very similar to your hair, and the outline of the ears is like the eyes of the frog. It's really nice~"

Malusiel expressed that she didn't want to talk, left a message of "Hurry up and get on your way", and took the lead to go down the stairs.

After wearing the frog skin, the plant tentacles will have no hindrance to the group.

Applying it all over your body makes you feel very comfortable.

Weaving through the tentacles, the five of them ate while walking.

After a lot of trouble, I finally reached the bottom of the tower and saw the weapon that had been thrown off by the big frog with his tongue.

"Swordsman——"

"Ambrosia——"

"That's great."

Maluciel and Laos had lost and found each other, with expressions of emotion on their faces.

At this moment, Chilchak pointed behind everyone: "Look, we are here."

Five floors of the underground maze.

A town (underground city) built around the castle where the lord lived was later occupied by the orcs and became a village.

"What those orcs said is indeed true." Leos sniffed: "It's not wrong, the red dragon is nearby. In short, maintain combat readiness and proceed carefully."

Malusiel nodded.

Then, just when she wanted to take off the big frog costume.

The silly elf suddenly looked troubled: "I said, the blood of the big frog seems to have solidified on the inside of the leather jacket. It is stuck to the clothes and cannot be taken off."

"Yes, because there is no time to fully process the frog skin, there is nothing we can do about it." Leos turned his back.

Malusil suddenly panicked, "Doesn't that mean we are going to fight dragons dressed like this? How am I going to have a touching reunion with Faline later? Tell me, tell me!"

It took a long time.

Finally took off the big frog protective gear that was difficult to take off.

Enter the fifth underground floor and step out of the tower.

Underground towns come into view.

The streets swelled and twisted due to magic, but as far as the eye could see, there were still afterimages of the former prosperity.

A gentle breeze blew.

There seemed to be a whisper in my ears.

In a tense and depressing atmosphere, a group of people came to a warehouse.

"This area used to be an orc storage room, right?"

"It seems that he left in a very hurry, even the door was open."

"It smells bad." Chirchak pinched his nose.

Sensi: "There's nothing I can do. I probably left in a hurry and didn't take away too many supplies. But the flour and wine are fine. We can use them to make some bread later."

"Hey, hey, hey, isn't this good? You're using other people's supplies without permission."

"They won't be able to come back for a while, so they'll just leave it alone. Why don't they give it to us to eat?"

"Food has meaning only when it is eaten in your mouth."

Laos agreed very much with Sensi's words.

Then he opened the door and his expression suddenly became dull.

But outside the door, there were corpses of various monsters, mostly wargs.

It was charred and terrifying, exuding a faint rancid smell.

"I said, could this be caused by a fire?" Malusiel still had a glimmer of hope in her heart and asked cautiously.

Laos looked solemn: "He was killed by the flame dragon's breath. In other words, that guy just passed by here recently."

Malucil suddenly became a little nervous: "I seem to have said before that the red dragon only moves occasionally and sleeps most of the time. But from what the orcs said and the state of this town, it can be seen that it seems to be fighting us. The red dragon has been active since then, and is probably lingering around now.”

"If it's a sleeping dragon, we can almost win, but if it's an awake dragon, if we lose again..."

"Calm down, Malusiel. We don't know the specific situation yet. In short, let's make a battle plan first."

"That's right, we found Qiaoqiao and Sensi as helpers this time. You four will be fine!" Chilchak put his hands on the pillow and made quite irresponsible remarks.

There is nothing that can be done about it. He does not have any magical abilities, and his physical condition does not allow for close combat.

He has always excluded himself from the combatants…

Seeing everyone looking over, Chirchak slapped his chest: "I've told you several times, don't count me in the battle sequence. I can only do things within my power such as unlocking and finding paths."

"Okay, okay, why are you so excited? No one said anything." Jon patted his halfling brother on the head, causing him to feel disgusted.

Sensi said: "By the way, how did you fight the dragon before?"

Laos said: "Although the time, place and type of dragon are different, in most cases, Faline first applies fire protection magic and various buffs to us. Then Namali and I hold the dragon. During the operation, Malusil took the opportunity to deal damage from behind, while Julang and Chirchak wandered around the edge of the battlefield, always looking for opportunities to cut in... This is probably the process. "

As he spoke, he sighed: "Of course, that was something only we could do at that time. Thinking about it now..."

He looked at his companions, then slapped his forehead: "The situation doesn't seem to have changed much."

There are physics careers.

There are magic professions.

Namali and Sensi are equivalent.

Jon's skills are not inferior to Julang's.

So what else is there to worry about?

Fuck it, brothers!

Leo suddenly felt relieved.

Then he started talking about the weaknesses of the red dragon.

"Whether it is magic or weapons, it is difficult to have an effect on dragons, because their bodies are full of scales as hard as steel, but there is only one part that can inflict fatal wounds to the red dragon, which is the so-called reverse scale. The gaps between the scales are large, allowing various weapons to penetrate easily. As long as we can penetrate there, we can win this battle!"

Sensi nodded, "I see... So, the last question, how big is the red dragon?"

Leos thought for a moment and pointed to the building in front of him: "Look there, do you see the collapsed corridor? It's almost at that height."

"By the way, isn't that the mark of the dragon's head hitting it?" Chirchak complained in a low voice.

Senxi stroked his beard and said: "It's hard to cut to that height, but it's as difficult as climbing to the sky."

Leos: "It's useless to talk more. Let's go to the scene and actually watch it."

Above the dilapidated corridor.

"If you jump from here to the dragon's neck..."

"It's impossible, it's impossible. How good timing does it take to do that kind of thing?"

Chirchak: "Forget it."

Malusiel pinched her eyebrows with a headache: "Although I can also cast protective magic and simply apply various positive states, I am not as professional as Faline. Jumping from this height, plus the weight of your own armor, will definitely It will hurt."

Chirchak: "Yes, we have no way to go in a place like this. And the most important point is that even if ordinary weapons attack the dragon's reverse scale, it is difficult to break through the defense. Is your sword really useful? ?”

Laos: "With Kensuke, it's hard to say. But if it's Jon's thunderstorm... I think it should be okay."

Malusiel nodded: "I can cast some powerful explosive magic, but you need to work hard to hold the red dragon for a while, so that I have enough opportunities to sing, and who will give the red dragon a fatal blow in the end. "

"Leave it to me." Jon raised his hand, "I promise to kill that dragon."

"Whoa, whoa, what kind of adjective is that?" Chirchak complained feebly.

At this moment, Idea King Leos came up with a brilliant idea: "What if we don't target the dragon, but use blasting magic on the buildings? Look here, there are a lot of beams and the like between buildings. Yes, let the dragon pass directly below. Malusil explodes instantly and uses the rubble to block the dragon's movement. This solves the height problem and can better attack the reverse scale. It can also resist the attack and counterattack at the same time. ”

Chilchak and Maluciel looked shocked.

"You? How could you think of such an idea? Are you really Laos!"

Leos smiled sheepishly.

Then he frowned again, "This dungeon is too narrow for the red dragon. If we plan the route well, we can successfully consume the opponent's physical strength. Besides, the dragon should have accumulated a lot of fatigue due to long-term activities. We can wait for the opportunity and achieve twice the result with half the effort!"

"I see--in this case, I think I can help." Chilchak rarely said that he would participate in the battle.

Malushiel was very excited, "You have grown up."

Chilchak: ? ? ?

Senxi asked curiously: "Why doesn't the dragon sleep? It obviously hates such narrow places, but it lingers here. Is it in estrus?"

"Dragon's estrus... Sorry, I don't know much about this." Laos scratched his head.

Malushiel: "Hey, have you forgotten? If the crazy magician is the work of the entire underground maze, it's no wonder that the red dragon behaves abnormally."

Such a guess seems to be very logical.

Then the problem is in front of everyone again.

There is still no solution to the fire breath.

Senxi thought for a moment and took off the big pot from his back.

"There is really no way. This pot was originally made for cooking. To be honest, this is a very powerful metal, the material that blacksmiths all over the world dream of."

The group was stunned.

It was not until then that they knew.

They had been cooking with pots made of the same material as the holy sword...

Everyone got busy soon.

Detecting the terrain, designing the combat process, planning the route, discussing intensely, and finally compiling it into a book.

"That's the situation, do you understand?"

"Yes, yes."

"Don't worry, I will definitely do my job well."

At this moment, Sensi brought a pot of freshly made bread: "Make active preparations before slaying the dragon, you can't do it if you can't keep up with the physical strength."

Laios: "That's right, we have to do a big job, filling our stomachs is more important than anything else, we must not repeat the same mistakes."

Hearing this, Malushiel couldn't help but sigh, "Who would have thought that we would lose to the red dragon because of hunger?"

Chirchak smiled, "In addition to bread, there is a lot of wine here, come on, share it."

"Let's talk about drinking after we kill the dragon!" Malushiel gently tapped Chirchak with his staff.

Sensi looked at the bread in front of him, as well as the dried meat and cheese (rewards from the Tans couple), and crossed his arms and said, "Since we are going to slay the dragon, we can't just eat these."

While talking to himself, he rubbed the bread with a mud board, then soaked the frog legs with salt and pepper in flour water, and then put them on the shaved bread.

Heat the oil in a pan.

Fry until golden.

Add some red wine as seasoning and cook until the sauce is reduced.

Then, a new dish is ready.

"The winning red dragon fried frog steak, please enjoy." (End of this chapter)